You have 10 seconds to act as American as possible or this bird

*small talks about the weather*

Hi where are the burger

OINK! OINK!

*gets shot*

>>74081077
I am greek

shit, I just got stabbed by the fucking bird...

>>74081077
am I being detained

>>74081077
*shoots the bird*

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK ITS GONNA FUCKING KILL US FUCK SHOOT THE FUCKER ALREADY

>>74081077
>let me tell you all about your country, europoor

>>74081077
*Votes for Obama*

Oh yeah, i'm half Irish, some German, 30% French, 10% Native American, maybe some Polish, my grandmother-in-law is Japanese and Vietnamese, and the online test I took a week ago told me i'm Samoan.

>>74081077
the only letters I need to know are U, S and A baby

SO U FINNA B SAYIN THAT WE WUZ SUM KINDA LIKE A WE WUZ
*fucks white wowan*

I made beer brats with sauerkraut and apple slices with homemade french fries with a bacon gravy cheddar curd poutine. Then I fucked my girlfriend.

If it wasn't for us you'd all be speaking German.

>>74081509
I love it when they give a percentage that isn't divisible by 2. Who thinks they can be 1/3 something? What did you have 3 parents?

>>74081077
"Holy moly"

>>74081077
Oh you're from Ireland? I'm Irish too!

>>74081820
ST. PADDY'S DAY
1/64th IRISH LET'S GO!
USA! USA! USA!

>>74081077
I'll just shoot the bird

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>>74081077
*snips the tip*
easy

>>74081077
*bombs you into democracy*

>>74081077
*sucks a dick*

Hail to the one we selected as commander!

The success of my local sports team is more important to me than my child's academic performance.

taco uno dose quesadilla enchilada

>>74081077
Fuck communist healthcare.

>>74081077
States are completely different from each other! There is more culture between texas and florida than there is between spain and germany!

>or this bird is going to stab you.
Well at least he wont tase me, bro.

Don't insult my USA or I'll shoot you

Hola, ¿dónde están las hamburguesas? :DDD

5 de mayo!!! Happy Independence day Mexico!!!!! :DDDDDD

>>74081077
>Act
I don't have too. I am a proud American.

*votes for trump*
"I'M A RIGHT WINGER"

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>>74081077
*uses knife to remove perfectly healthy and functional bits of my penis with no anesthesia*

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>get shot
>die

That's so funny!

>Get shot
>Pay the ambulance 2000 dollars plus tip to take me to the hospital

*claps*
>gets shot

>Be American
>Shoot at things
>Get shot

>>74081232
Not American

>>74081077
I just microwaved water, does that counts?

>>74085195
Clap when they arrive at the hospital.

>>74081077
*shoots the nigger bird*

STOP RESISTING!!!

>>74081077
FREEDOM : DDDD

'Sup buds?

Shieeet imma blast yo bird ass muhfugga

I have an Irish heritage from my great-great-great-great grandfather. About time for me to come home to Dublin and visit my Irish cousin.

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>>74081077
I'm so addicted to sugar, even my salt sachets need more dextrose.

THATS RIIIIIITE

>>74083613
underrated post

>>74081077
ill have a rootbeer thank you. oh youre out? fudge, give me some pop then.

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>>74081111
>>74081141
>>74081564
>>74084051
>>74084213
>>74085575
>>74085575
OUT OUT OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Shart In Mart

HURR DURR

DELETE THIS THREAD
IT'S ANNUDA NAHN-ELEYVIN

>>74081669
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahabàbababaab, good comedy

middle aged white guy with thick beard in plaid shirt and trucker cap resting on a rocking chair infront of his dilapidated house armed with a 12 gauge...
>yeeehhaww damrite son ew're makin murica great again

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I a white, straight, male, English-Scottish-Irish-German-Mexican-African-American. My interests include anime, death metal, guns and videogames. My triggers include universal health care, kinder eggs, gun control, and people saying I'm not white. Please be respectful ok

>>74093498
>Plop in Shop

salutations my dudes

>get shot
I should've let the bird stab me

>>74081077
where is muh cheeseburger?

*rolls on scooter*

is this rape?