Emmanuel Macron : >29 years old >1m90 >100k euros per

I'm a little gay boi that likes tugging young boi cock.

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I heard he was shit at debates, but good at speeches?
How is Le Pen at those?

>>74060397
>MILF
>not a mother, actually a granny
>not somebody anybody besides him wants to fuck
>probably a victim of molestation in school in massive denial

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>>74060397
>And you ?
At least am not food

>>74060526
Le Pen is average but Macron is shit. So le Pen>Macron regarding the debates

Speech le Pen is good and Macron it is this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoLZYEO2-FQ

>>74060397
He's 39 yo and 173 cm tall. And his wife is old and ugly.

He's based though.

>>74060643
>generic who cares politician everybody's only voting for to not be racist
>based

>>74060397
>MILF
more like GILF
I bet he's cryptogay and keeps her as a cover

>>74060397
Why do the French switch alpha -> beta -> alpha -> beta presidents so regularly?
Like: De Gaulle was alpha. But then alpha Pompidou -> beta Giscard -> alpha Mitterrand -> beta Chirac -> alpha Sarkozy -> beta Hollande -> now Macron or Le Pen. You seem as OCD as Germans t.b.h.

ok but what is he going to do about muslims?

>>74060643
thank god he's 39, i thought for a sec that french people age really badly

>>74060397
>1'60m manlet
>fuck a 65 yo ugo
>is a closet homo and like to be the receiver
>scream when trying to make a speech
>he's from northern france

>>74060760
absolutely nothing, he's center left po

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>>74060587
That's the wrong picture friendo

>>74060727
>Giscard -> alpha

wew lad

>>74060578
>denial
There were teachers in secondary school I would have loved to get molested by, shouldn't need to deny have sex with someone you find attractive

>>74060643
Why are all French presidents manlets?

>>74060778
>thank god he's 39, i thought for a sec that french people age really badly
Thank god he's 39, I thought for a sec there are people roughly my age who become presidents while I just sit here and shitpost all day long

>>74060677
He is Thatcherite on economics so France will turn turbo capitalist after his election.
That is actually a big difference to previous french politicians.

>>74060760
import more
not joking
seriously this guy is the final nail in the coffin for france, it's completely dead now and no way it ever becomes a real country again

during his mandate white people will become a minority and all opposition will be silenced

all i can hope for is that i don't get myself killed the next few years and i manage to save myself that's all

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>>74060643
>He's based though.

>Macron described France's colonization of Algeria as a "crime against humanity". He also said: "It's truly barbarous and it's part of a past that we need to confront by apologising to those against whom we committed these acts."
>Unlike many French Socialists, including former Prime Minister Manuel Valls, Macron supports the open-door policy toward immigrants and refugees pursued by Angela Merkel in Germany and promotes tolerance towards immigrants and Muslims.
>Macron has expressed confidence in France's ability to absorb more immigrants and welcomes their arrival into Europe, asserting that the influx will have a positive economic impact
>Macron has endorsed proposals to make it mandatory for internet companies to allow the government to access encrypted communications from customers.

Imagine him pounding away at his wife's dusty old shriveled up granny pussy. I bet he calls her mommy in bed and makes her feed him with a bottle and burp him when he's stressed about politics.

>>74060815
I meant "alpha Pompidou", "beta Giscard", etc.

>>74060862
F

>>74060799
He is an ultra liberal, former invest banker who still works for big companies. He is a fake left

>>74060884
wtf I love Macron now

>>74060799
If you consider how left France is, he's on the right economically in their context.

>>74060908
yeah but leftist presidents didn't work our for you so he's probably a good option. I'd vote for him.

>>74060397

Am I closed minded if the only reason I can consider seriously for "dating" a woman much older than you like Macron or High Jackman is being a homosexual in the closet?

>>74060834
De Gaulle 2m
Chirac 1m90
Giscard d'Estaing 1m90

Stop please

>>74060961
he is a leftist too, he's planning to open the door for refugees seriously how is that even remotely right wing ?

>>74060526
>shit at debates, but good at speeches
That means he has no balls. Speeches are written by others, people speak for themselves at debates

>>74060801
why? and what do these colorful burgers have to do with Macaron

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>>74060972
I didn't know Gaulle was that tall, damn.

>>74060883
You need to understand that Macron us just a demagogue. He said that about Algeria but then he said "colonization was a good thing, de built hospital and modern buildings"

He just want vote, that s it

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>Emmanuel, if you win this debate I'll take you out for a Happy Meal later

>>74060883
Yeah he is not a braindead racist or a bigot. He's based.

>>74060838
you´ll be no different in 10 years mate

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>>74061042
Does Putin do debates? I'm not attacking, I'm actually curious. I've heard his makes his speeches very matter-of-fact-y and sticks to getting the message out and nothing more.
I heard Stalin used a similar 'report' style.

>>74061042
That's a macaron

>>74061165
yeah ok you'll come and tell us that again in 5 years and the millions of dead french people he's knowingly going to cause

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>>74061165
>not wanting to flood your country with immigrants is considered racist and bigoted

>>74061165
killyourself dumb nigger

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>mmm *smack* who's my big boy? Let's go buy you a PlayStation game

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>>74061253
How is he going to kill millions of French people during his 5 year presidency?

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>>74061245
Nah, those are burgers

>>74061244
You´d first have to find someone who wants to debate Putin.
>>74061336
She bangin´
i´d bang her

>>74061363
he is just like Hollande and we all know the mass murder genocides under evil leftist Hollande's regime

>>74061244
I know he does those 4 hour long Q&A talks? We can now suppose that it's only selected questions and/or people that get to ask him but even then, that's a pretty long list of questions and answers.
Like or dislike Putin, you have to give it to him he's a cunning mf.

>>74061363
Simple. He let in half of isis and then proceed to make a statement saying we can't expulse them because of human right and shit.

>>74061336
kek

>>74061397
O-okay Vlad

>>74061062
de Gaulle was so tall that they had to make a custom bed for him when he visited Poland in 1967

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>>74061244
No, he doesn't. This is how an average putin debate takes place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ir1jSvirqcw

>>74061402
>You´d first have to find someone who wants to debate Putin.
I know a guy

>>74061253
Ne sois pas si conspiratif. Pas tous les immigrants sont des terroristes. Ils ne sont qu'une minorité (0,000001%)

>>74061329
Nothing will happen. He won't let in terrorists. Stop being racist and prejudiced.

>>74061363
there'll be bataclans all over the place, all the time, and he'll order the media to not talk about it

>>74061583
retard

>>74061470
Putin is a fox for sure, but I'm interested in his style because different peoples respond to different rethoric.
Trump has low appeal to Europeans, but high for mericans. I'm interested if Russians like the detached style of discourse. I think it could win elections in Bulgaria if someone knew how to do it.

>>74061479
I really don't see how a million frenchmen could die under his government.
Germans aren't dying in their thousands right now.
Something is fishy about your logic.

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>>74060397

Jair Bolsonaro

>62yo
>idk desu
>25k BRL i think
>Drives a Maverick GT
>Married to a MILF
>Alpha and redpilled
>Future president of Brazil

We gud;

>>74061729
The next president is Luís Inácio Lula da Silva. He is our friend.

>>74061644
Trump's an extremely effective speaker because he uses copia all the time - it's generally seen as a rhetoric mistake to stumble upon words or stay silent trying to come up with a new argument, what's proposed instead is to repeat yourself and keep repeating yourself

You're more memorable and fluent this way, especially considering how big on stock phrases Trump is (America is always to be made great again, people he meets are always wonderful people, he sure loves them a lot etc)

>>74061776

Nah, too burned.

>>74060397
>Married to his school teacher
>alpha

>>74061970
Maybe she used to be hot back then when he was a school boi.

>>74061887
You think he does that on purpose? I thought he is just dumb

>>74062059
This technique is old as fuck and has been practiced at least since the classical antiquity, in fact Socrates used to use it as well

>>74061729
Só nos seus sonhos, coxinha

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>wife is a bogdanoff

>>74061131
>>74061336
>>74062218
Fuck if this beta male wins there's seriously something wrong with France

>>74062059
It's actually good rethoric. It's a very old trick first recorded in China.
People are used to good speakers, but they perceive them as dishonest, when someone talks too well you get scared he'll try to talk you into buying shit you don't need or are politicians.
By speaking "poorly" the average person assumes you speak from your heart and not because you've trained to speak.
He also uses the language of the people, with little terminology, which is also something mistrusted.

All I said could be specific to America in Trumps case and style, that's why I said I think he would not manage in Europe, he wouldn't manage in Russia either I imagine.

Le Pen who refused to interview Japanese media is right.
The mass media in Japan are rotten.
I hope Le Pen will win.

>>74060883
>Macron described France's colonization of Algeria as a "crime against humanity"
True, and then the following day, he was repeating how French colonizers did a lot of good to Algeria, and should be thanked, so he could make peace with those he'd disgusted with his comments. He'll do anything to get elected, but at least his economic policies are more sound than Le Pen.

Damn shame as I would've much rather wanted to cast my vote for her.

>>74060397
How powerful is the president of France? Isn't it a parliamentary democracy?

He is 39 and 1m72, you liar.

>>74061729
yes but he isn't YOUNG and DYNAMIC

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future president :)
9/10 :)

and you ? :)

>>74062521
Extremely powerful inside France. The General De Gaulle made sure of that, the president of the 5th republic can basically impose whatever the fuck he wants if he wants to. Much more than other western presidents.

>>74062521
No, I think it's one of the few in Europe where the executive is in the presidents hands.
He will still need parliament for laws, which is where macaroni is fucked the most.
Than again, le Pen would face the same issue if she ever won.

>>74061131
>>74061336
>>74062218
Fugg, how will he react when he has to debate strong, powerful, old Merkel? It's like an average /int/ basement dweller must defend his position against Anzu with a smile.

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Le kool baguette pierre

I'd like to see his yarmulke

btw hope you french faggots are ready to be deployed in a "peace keeping" mission by the end of the year when Hizbollah, islamic brotherhood,Hamas, Syria and Iran strike pissrael

>>74062646
he doesn't have to debate fucking anything with germany, germany is owned by the same people that own macron
they are colleagues and will just do whatever they are told

>>74062646
>merkel starts talking about how much she hates the ecb buying bond
>he's just there licking his lips at increasing intervals

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>>74062646
wew, starting my merkel/macron erotic novel right now

>>74062521
Powerful enough, being that he's the commander of the armed forces and is the one to enact which policies are to be followed, but he has to be shouldered by a majority of his own in Parliament to make reforms though. And he won't have one, and will have to be dependent on the right-wing party, so you can expect him to become "le more redpilled", or at least not be too much oof a lefty.

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>>74062218
fuuuug it looks reptilian as fuck

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>>74061729
>redpilled

>>74062805
His economic policy is already rightwing enough to cat those votes, no?
Wouldn't it be socialists blocking him at every step?
I guess in the social sphere it would be reversed.

Macron is the son of Clinton and Soros and the brother of Trudeau.

Why are people treating the election as a foregone conclusion? Is it still possible for Le Pen to win at this point?

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>>74062890
Was Soros good looking in his youth?

>>74060727
>Chirac
>said fuck off to the yanks
>not alpha
>Sarkozy
>not beta

>>74062907
Theoretically yes, but Macron already got 2 million more votes than her in the first round and almost all Fillon voters will vote for him, as well as the whole left-wing anti FN vote. This is not a Democrats vs Republicans situation, it already happened with Chirac.

>>74062907
It's a 60:40 split, polls can fuck up, but they can't fuck up this hard.

>>74060397
>>29 years old

>>74063034
Actually Fillon is the one whos voter base is the most likely to vote Le Pen out of them all according to the charts I've seen.
She still get's less than half (out of those who will not abstain).

>>74062907
There's this thing called "popular vote" in real democracies that require the majority of the voters to back you if you're trying to be president. You might have heard of it :^)

>>74062858
There's nothing with not minding Israel though, and even having them as your allies, so long as you don't get encroached into their silly shenanigans in Syria, and do your best to maintain them pitted against Saudi Arabia.

>>74062886
>His economic policy is already rightwing enough to cat those votes, no?
Hmm, right-wing voters, and that I would know being one, are going to remain entrenched in their usual party logic though, and are going to empowered LR (right in France) so it can remain "current", since it was the third party in this election turn (thanks to Fillon tarnishing its name). Basically, him having to comply with the right means he'll have to ease down on some ta reforms he wanted to make (making the "tae foncière" climb, etc... and will have to put stronger policies against Islam).

Also his party isn't a legitimate party yet, which is why he won't win at the legislatives, and the right will.

>Wouldn't it be socialists blocking him at every step?
Socialists here are getting a lot more liberal here, since they know that their socialist policies haven't been working for the last decades. The only ones to want more socialism have banded with the communists now.

Which is why everyone is calling Macron a Hiollande drone.

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>>74060397
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

>>74060846
I thought Fillon was the turbo-Thatcherite?

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>>74063138
Picrelated

>>74063138
>Actually Fillon is the one whos voter base is the most likely to vote Le Pen out of them all according to the charts I've seen.
There's a fraction of them that might, and I'm considering being with them, but it'll only be a vote of protest to remind Macron that he needs to address the issues of islam which Le Pen so popular.

But it's like 20% of Fillon voter's base tops, since a lot of us are too frightened by Le Pen's catastrophic economic agenda, and only 40% of them will be for Macron. The remainder might abstain I think.

>>74063230
Yah, but now Macron is the next best thing there is in the economic field.

>>74060397
29yr old? He looks like shit then, i thought he was 45

>>74063496
he is 39

>>74063164
zombald blumpf btfo

>>74063537
He still looks like shit

>>74063322
I think there will be no real pro-immigration wing in politics for a while. Even the left in countries like Sweden has been forced to adapt and close the tap or at least reduce it.
Uk did a big meme some time back where anybody but richfags got blocked from coming from India and the like. They had to make an exception for doctors.
I think it was even before Brexit.

>>74063221
What did this german from Bavaria mean by this ?

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>>74063657
>>74060956
> neoliberal capitalism is left-wing
When will this meme die? I'm left-wing. As in, I want the economy to be planned and the means of production to be controlled by the working class. This capitalistic race to the bottom between natives and foreigners, young and old, precariously employed and unemployed, is what the capitalists need to keep salaries low and their industry competitive with aggressive Asian capitalism. As long as workers are disunited, industry will turn a profit. Nobody is more interested in open borders than the capitalist class.

>>74060620
Explain what's going on in that vid

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>>74064239
Neoliberalism is right wing, but has been adopted by just about everybody.
You don't get to pull 'tru leftizt' the same way natsoc isn't 'tru rite'.
It's the current year. Call your self far left.

>>74064824
>volen

>>74061131
>>74061336
>>74062218
I actually feel sorry for him. I mean he is a pretty handsome guy, he could easily do better.

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>>74065280
He has the Mosley look.
Boko on the other hand looks like a big pup.

>>74065327
>he could easily do better
Believe it or not, physical attraction is not the only aspect of love or marriage.

>>74065327
>not wanting a willing older mummy to take care of you and buy you tendies whilst you sit at home, do the dishes and play vidya all day

>>74065808
and run France between cs:go sessions

>>74060620
Reminds me of sports commentators after a goal.

>>74061022
libertarian are considered right wing and they are pro immigration tho

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