I'm a US citizen about to move to Ukraine; any tips on how

>>74044870
>any tips on how to pick up thicc Ukranian bitches?
Flash them your visa

>>74044870
>move to Ukraine
AHAHAHAHAHA... wait is he serious?

>>74044870
show them your american passport and the $20 USD in your pocket

if you can't get pussy in your own country don't even make the effort of doing it in a foreign country.
Just save yourselves the embarrassment.

>>74044889
It wouldn't be so bad if your faggot ass autistic leader wouldn't penetrate Ukraine's succulent eastern half.

>>74044921
Is that why so many bean machines migrate here?

>>74044870

what are you talking about

>>74044889
what's wrong?

>>74044936
>Is that why so many bean machines migrate here?
to get wh*te bitches? I really hope not, that'd be absolutely disgusting.

>>74044946
Can you read English, sandnigger?

>>74044964
what's a ukraine?

Troll thread.

>>74044963
Beaner whores aren't exactly appetising either. They smell like fucking ass.

>>74044976
Nice bait Muhammad.

>>74044994
I'm not a troll, you're just fucking jealous I'm gonna be fucking pure white women you nigger.

>>74044936
>y-you are the ones to blame
Nah, not really. They just should've not chimp out like niggers every 8 years. They would be so much more successful than us in that case.

>>74044996
yeah you're right, they smell like ass after a good fuck, can't blame them for that when I smell as equally putrid.
Anyways, I'd take that over any kind of girl related to the shameful state of wh¨te race.

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>>74044870
>visiting /sp/
>fuck this niggers add /nba/ in filters
>open /int/
>one thread is filtered
>it's actually this thread
>WTF?

>>74045041
Could you elaborate on the chimping out? I'm not aware of Ukraine doing anything that necessitated a clandestine invasion.

>>74044870
for what purpose tho

contrary at what people may think, scoring in ukraine is actually hard, those girls know their value and they don't like the reputation they have. Im not saying who won't get shit but if you are a loser in your country you will be a loser in ukraine. Ukraine is not thailand (unfortunately)

>>74045200
do it like //nba//

>>74045310
*you

>>74045229
I'm talking about all мaйдaны, they happen sometimes, basically a revolution every decade, and I don't think russian interventions are justified, just saying that they manage to fuck themselves up regardless.

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>>74044936
On what charge, eating a meal, a succulent Ukrainian meal?

>>74044964
That's rich, coming from another shitskin.

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why would you like to move there?

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Go to any expat bar, post in VK groups like "english speaking club Kiev" etc

>>74044870
Be wary of HIV.

>>74044870
>moving to Ukr*ine
Enjoy your 200$ average """"salary""""

>>74045538
I dig both the car and her

>>74045796
Same, I wanna see more.
>>74045465
Fucking kek at that picture. I hope there aren't any niggers there tho tbqh.
>>74045559
Is it that big of a problem there?

>>74045577
But i have constant returns from my hedge funds and trading, so money is no problem.

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Don't be fat
Don't be a manlet
Don't look poor
Don't be hideously ugly
Be American
You'll definitely get some 7/10s there as long as you're an average-looking young American male. Plenty of ameriboos and gold diggers who will fuck you. As for waifu material, just try to get one with a decent college degree, they're less likely to leech

>>74046678
lol'd at that mongol face
you don't need any of it, you imbecile. just have money

slavic women don't give a shit about the looks. a man should be a man, not a prettyboi faggot.

money is more important though, as they're still women.

>>74046881
Yeah I know
But if you want a girl that isn't a gold digger they go for any American
In the same way American girls love average Europeans with sexy accents
It's like a +2 on the out of 10 scale. 4/10 becomes a 6/10

>>74046945
They dont love Americans they just love your money

>>74047073
And green cards.

>>74047073
>>74047150
That's funny coming from Slovakia and Czech Republic

>>74047349
Wait, you think Czech porno is real? XD

>>74047150
Ahoy Czech Rep. What is the average wage there? I had a job offer in Brno

>>74047349
?
Slavic women don't care about you, the only reason they fawn over americlaps is because of access to US so they can become models and actors etc. and the fact that the average american that is abroad earns like 2-3 times more than here.

>>74047371
roughly $1k after taxes, higher in Brno and Prague.

>>74047349
Not really, since we are in EU you would have it even harder here.

>>74046881
Your slav is showing

>>74048003
Oh but I am a Slav. Unfortunately, I didn't chose this faith, you know. It was forced on me.

>>74044946
Are you able to go to your University now?

>>74046945
Being American in Ukraine gives you +5 on the out 10 scale even for non-gold diggers.

what is this obssession of loser about slavic women ? this is pathetic desu