>come back home after trip to Europe
>suddenly realize that everyone here smells like shit because there are no bidets in burgerland and people clean their asses with dry paper and nothing else
>>74041495
Here in CR, there are also no bidets. Filthy slavs.
there are no bidets in euroe
>>74041535
Then what was I drinking out of?
>>74041495
how do you use a bidet
>>74041589
You put your dick into it
>>74041589
You stick it in your anus and turn on the water
>>74041655
Just like shower
>>74041495
>no bidets
You can buy them right now, swine.
They're inexpensive and are placed right beneath your toilet seat, making for easy use.
I have a bidet attachment on my toilet and whenever I'm using another toilet I wet my paper in the sink if possible. I avoid public toilets because your stall usually does not have a sink.
I don't know if this is normal but I feel dirty if I don't do this and get self conscious about whether or not I smell like shit.
>>74041666
thanks saatana
i stick anus under water make clean
>>74041744
Glad to know
>>74041495
Is it true that Americans don't properly wipe their
ass?
>American Europe trip
So England,France and Italy?
i've started using baby wipes after wiping with toilet paper
>>74043769
>shares in mart
Ppppffffffffrrrrrrrtttttt
"No toilet paper for me, gotta save the trees!"