>one and only one shot at life >not born italian it hurts,

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>>74022222
>one shot at life
>fail at everything I do

>>74022304
THIS

>>74022222
Napoleon's last words.

>that feelio when no digits

>learn Italian
>slay pussy with your accent and foreign look

The real question is: why are you wasting time?

>one shot at life
>no quints

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>>74023557
>dad offered to teach me italian as a kid
>i said no
WHYYYYYYY!?

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>>74023557
i learned a bit of spanish at school, will that help me with my italian in any way?

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>one shot at life
>born in poverty to abusive parents
>unemployed for 2 years

>>74024350
The vocabulary is similar.

>>74024326
What were your reasons?

>>74024350
Download Rosetta Stone and got gud. 6 months and you'll be able to hold a conversation with average Stefania

>one shot at life
>born a dirty spic

at least I go to a nice university

>>74024627
>Rosetta Stone
Is it better than duolingo?

>>74024627
>what were your reasons
I was 10 and decided I'd rather ride my bike

>>74024843
Duolingo is a cheap free platform, RS costs 599€ and is a professional course aimed at managers and other white collars

>>74024924
Much sad. It's not too late though, and it has benefits.

You can come to /ita/ and insult us, for example.

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>>74022222
>one and only one shot at life
>get pentas
good job anon