>He doesn't own home spider. Whats your excuse of being

>>74001654
inb4 Aussie butthurt floods this thread

Also having spiders is not an excuse not to clean your filthy room Pekka

t. Shelob

>>74001654
*lays eggs (cums) in your ear*
Whoops, looks like you were a pussy after all

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>>74001696
>is not an excuse not to clean your filthy room
we should do only things which is benefit our spiders

What I need is a gecko to get rid of all brown recluses around here.

>>74001696
Spiders are homies.

>>74001765
Spiders are actually scared of the vibrations we cause while sleeping, though. It's one of the reasons as to why the "you eat 8 spiders asleep" myth is that, just a myth.

>>74001654
Id rather have bugs in my home than this monster

Spiders are cool. They fuck up the Turks that try to enter my home regularly.

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>>74001654
>clean spiderwebs
>mosquitoes everywhere
>let spiderwebs be
>calm nights and blissful silence
Truly man's second best friends