/brit/

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anime

’rke

Where is the janny?

Fuck recycling

we should start a new thread every time belgium posts

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NEW NEW NEW

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>>73993704

FOOOOYYYYYY

>>73993756
shant

>>73993756
threadsplitting retard

>Jay Kay

who the fuck is this poundland rockstar cunt

REALLY like Macron lads
glad i put money on him to be pres a coupla weeks ago

If its leaf, give it grief

quite like adam curtis documentaries lads

>>73993756
piss off you fucking leaf

if bet you fucking stink of rotten maple syrup you little shitter

i swear if I ever saw you in real life I would heem you will the force of a million suns

Haven't seen a hamdog edition in months

>>73993788
if you don't know jaykae where have you been?

>>73993808
>>73993808
>>73993808


say NO to JF OP

>>73993806
redit

>>73993789
https://blogs.spectator.co.uk/2017/04/real-winner-frances-presidential-election-francois-hollande/

>>73993789
fuck off globalist shill

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-4zGUtUapU

utter banger

desu online bullying and harassment laws don't extend to 4chan

you can't get nicked for anonymously telling some cunt to off themselves

>>73993806
off yourself

>>73993824
fantastic post

>>73993807
the others were fine this cunt is probably quebec stop replying

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>it think we're going to post in its thread

lmao

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Might start a blog

Heading too the gym
Idk why /brit/ has been so impossibly dire recently
It's barely even tolerable anymore

>>73993828
fuck off newfag threadspliting cunt

>posting a general with a fucking trip on
how retarded is he? does he know people filter him or does he think that can't possibly be true

What are the best parts of London?

>>73993879
All the right wing shills ruining it as per

>>73993879
easter holidays, all the schoolkids flood here

/leftypol/ invasion too, also probably children

what was that white african country that /po/ loved called

>>73993879
is it leg day

>>73993894
to live? or as a tourist?

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The insects feast upon my genitalia. A thousand black locusts make me climax one last time. This is the final orgy of satanas.

Older I get more like Liam Gallagher I become

>>73993901
rasheed

>>73993909
france

>>73993913
To live

>>73993902
easter?

>>73993894
Camden
Belgravia
Pimlico
Tower Hamlets
Hackney
Bermondsey
Islington
Canary Wharf

>>73993901
4chan has been far right since its creation

been here donkeys years and have only recently noticed the increase in communist freaks who get triggered when they see something negative about Islam

>>73993894
lewisham
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GtVUkyzvhU

>>73993909
rhodesia

>>73993894
none it's all a shithole

>>73993894
Hampstead
Highgate

>>73993934
thanks mate

>>73993808
>>73993808
>>73993808


SAY NO TO JF OP

'

>>73993894
half of these are shit >>73993932

>>73993933
>4chan has been far right since its creation

Spotted the newfag gamergate redditor who got here in 2015

>>73993934
I'll pass, don't want to get the stab by roadman

>>73993933
nah it was never as political as it has become


07-09 era was unbearably cringey edgelord shite

>>73993932
>hackney
>Islington

good mentions, hackney is pretty elite tier since it's been gentrified like fuck

>>73993916
ummm yep

>>73993924
obviously unless you're a literal millionaire central isn't an option
generally speaking west London is the most affluent

ah which mongoloid tripcunt thread do i pick
hmm, how about neither

9 /brit/s on the catalog now, stop making a mess

"And kill them [br*ts] wherever you find them, and turn them out from where they have turned you out. And Al-Fitnah [disbelief or unrest] is worse than killing... but if they desist, then lo! Allah is forgiving and merciful. And fight them until there is no more Fitnah [disbelief and worshipping of others along with Allah] and worship is for Allah alone. But if they cease, let there be no transgression except against Az-Zalimun(the polytheists, and wrong-doers, etc.)" (Translation is from the Noble Quran) The verse prior to this (190) refers to "fighting for the cause of Allah those who fight you" leading some to claim that the entire passage refers to a defensive war in which Muslims are defending their homes and families. The historical context of this passage is not defensive warfare, however, since Muhammad and his Muslims had just relocated to Medina and were not under attack by their Meccan adversaries. In fact, the verses urge offensive warfare, in that Muslims are to drive Meccans out of their own city (which they later did). Verse 190 thus means to fight those who offer resistance to Allah's rule (ie. Muslim conquest). The use of the word "persecution" by some Muslim translators is disingenuous - the actual Arabic words for persecution (idtihad) - and oppression are not used instead of fitna. Fitna can mean disbelief, or the disorder that results from unbelief or temptation. A strict translation is 'sedition,' meaning rebellion against authority (the authority being Allah). This is certainly what is meant in this context since the violence is explicitly commissioned "until religion is for Allah" - ie. unbelievers desist in their unbelief. [Editor's note: these notes have been modified slightly after a critic misinterpreted our language. Verse 193 plainly says that 'fighting' is sanctioned even if the fitna 'ceases'. This is about religious order, not real persecution.]


INSHALLLAAAHHHHHHHH الله أكبرالله أكبرالله أكبرالل

>>73993994
breasts

>>73993994
whats wrong with her skin on her boobs wtf

I doubt anyone wastes as much of their life on /brit/ and I read most posts

This probably means I'm the only one who can see the big picture of the different personalities and gimmicks trying to be established, who's samefagging and the different forces attempting to social engineer the direction of the thread

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>4chan has been far right since its creation

>been here donkeys years and have only recently noticed the increase in communist freaks who get triggered when they see something negative about Islam

>ackney is pretty elite tier
screaming

kill yoursef

>>73994012
Shouldn't your head be in Quebecois sand, Mohammed?

explained what 4chan was to the gf. she said she'd look it up one day. got very worried so I explained I don't spend time on the perv communities or the nazi communities, I spend time on the international community to learn about funny things from foreign countries hehe

>>73993913
>having a leg day
Confirmed never making it

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what is the go to drink for slags?

>>73994012
dangerous meme la'

reference to: Jersey lad

>>73993994
couldn't get sexy lingerie in a planned economy you spastic nonce

>>73994052
prosecco

>>73994052
kopperberg or other fruit ciders

>>73994052
Sourz or WKD, slags have no taste

>>73994027
It literally has been though. Libertarianism is far right (not nu-far right that places like The Guardian use to slander anyone they don't like).

4chan has always been far right it just goes a bit up and down on the authoritarian scale.

>>73994052
wine or black flies

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>danny leek dem jews do eye?

Reminder all successful British millionaires/billionaires end up in Highgate/Hampstead (London)

deano qataris and russians buy property in central

>black flies
not even going to ask
FOL

>>73994052
comical head/body/bottle size ratio

>>73994052
that girl looks familiar

>>73994109
>deano qataris

runt

>>73994052

cider or wine

>>73993983
Anywhere in West London specifically worth a shot?

>>73994073
literally my drinks lmao

>>73994148
richmond

>>73994114
vodka coolers for women

business idea: buy land from farmers and build houses on it

actually called the police when that NI runt was trying to off himself before

hopefully he gets carted to the cells for the night

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you there, are you jealous of this man?

>>73994184
story?

>>73994154
theyre good

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Remember the nerdy kid from that's so raven? He's gone fucking mental

https://youtu.be/7gybCBE0t-0

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well lads?

>>73994203
did you seriously watch american nigger kids' shows in ireland as a kid

>>73994223
quite racist

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>>73994193
Some northern irish skaghead lost his head

>>73994193
>>73992447

>>73994052
ask your mum

>>73994223
No I actually never watched it before in my life but I'm just posing a question because I find this lad to be very entertaining

>>73993932
>Bermondsey
ayy I live here and wouldnt really call it nice, canada water on the other hand...

>>73994184
I nearly did too

>>73994243
But why? Was he trying to summon Jeremy Kyle?

... daddy longlegs succumbed to my open window ... 24 april 2017 ...

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who here /got bullied at school/

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/brit/ what do you think about this ginger beer`? I bought it as a novelty.

First tried to drink it undiluted and fucking snot SHOT out of my nose. I had to dilute it 50 to 50 with water.

>>73994203
shit goes hard tb h

>>73994259
but did ireland and britain get that show on tv?

>>73994282
he owes drug dealers money and they're gonna kneecap him

>>73994281
Would you wise up ffs. Why is Johnny Adair and the boys after ye?

>>73994289
me haha

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*blocks your path*

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOBaNX73oWU

anime rawstyle

hate londoners so much

arrogant pretentious fucks who think they're superior to everyone in the country yet live in a £350pw shoebox

>>73994289
I was always a big guy so never got physically bullied except once as a young kid
I did get made fun of a bit for being an utter spastic

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>>73994289
me

>>73994306
yeah

sky had a load of channels full of yank shows i used to watch as a lad

thats so raven, corey in the house, amanda in the house, sabrina the teenage witch, dragon ball z, rugrats etc. etc.

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Has there ever been a more devastating moment in internet history than this?

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janny must be asleep

>>73994331
to be fair provincials are literally inferior, especially outside the home counties, because of the london brain drain

>>73994331
you literal animal

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>>73994349
hmm this is a close competitor

business idea: make another brit

>>73994208
music television

>>73994295
ah crap no answer. I am actually curious but ohh well....

>>73994365
good post

be humble

>>73994365
my eyeballs

>>73994289
a little bit
only from like 3 knobheads who always had that psycho look to them
amusingly they're all dead now
~karma~

>>73994400
we dont really have ginger beer here it's more of a yank thing I think

>>73994289
Me. I got through until age 15 or so ok and then when I thought I was past that point got bullied to shit. Came out of nowhere as well desu. Ruined rest of school

always start creasing when the sw*de gets upset that no one replies to him

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>>73994289
On one of my first days at school when I was about 4 a bunch of 12 years old started picking on me, calling me gay and one gave me a massive kick in the balls that still hurts to this day

One day, I'll get my revenge.

>>73994365
You're a sick twisted perv m8

>>73994331
depends where you are, I was in surrey recently and couldnt help but look down on everybody there, the place turnt me off white people for a bit

anyone remember the cuckio meme

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a day in my life during year 8

>go to school
>go to form
>sit in form by myself
>dickheads in year 10 and 11 start immediatly taking the piss out of me and throwing things at me
>sit and bear it, try to ignore them
>go to first period, art
>sit on a table which is literally me and three of my worst bullies
>they bully me for the full hour
>go to next lesson, same thing
>break and lunch spent by myself because no friends
>last two periods are a double PE lesson
>get piss taken out of me in changing room because man tits and stretch marks on back
>playing football (oh dear lord fuck this, this was horrible)
>put in defense as per usual
>get called a useless spacker
>try to help my team
>get laughed at
>feel like shit
>day ends, walk home
>go to room
>spend the evening on my computer
>go to bed, cry for an hour, fall asleep

rinse and repeat. was a lovely thing to experience as a 13 year old, truly was!

>>73994444
>4
>12
>4 x 3 = 12
>4 + 4 + 4 = 12
You'll get your revenge in 3 years, quads say so.

Finished trimming my pubes and then put ten quid on Le Pen winning lads.

How'd I do?

>>73994483
>provincial shithole
screaming

my school life was fantastic

>>73994483
stop posting this hilariously depressing shit

>>73994289
Got beaten up by this gang of pakis in high school and it turned me into a massive rorke

Was quite liberal in my attitudes to race before that but in my experience all pakis are disgusting cunts who need to be gassed

>>73994516
my school life was actually alright after year 8 though because all my classes were scrambled up

>>73994483
oh lawd I feel this, I feel this

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Drumpf is a bit of a mong but I'll give him props on this at least

Englishman comes to NI and gets the local loyalist gang on him so he punches a wall, cuts his wrists and posts this on /brit/ in a drug addled state

What a fucking idiot

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>>73994528
litearlly you

My first job I ever had was working in an arcade during the summer holidays when I was 15, fixing the machines and general stuff like that. I didn't get my growth spurt until quite late so I still had little dainty hands and was only around 5'3 or so, so I was a dab hand at unjamming clogged ticket reels and getting into the electronics without having to take the whole thing apart, and at the end of the day i'd get paid cash in hand. One job that has stuck in my mind was when the punching strength machine wasn't giving out tokens anymore and none of the lights came on, I had to climb up where the ball comes down from and was fiddling around with the electrics board. I heard the typical jeering and laughs of a crowd of drunk lads so I was about to come down out of the machine, then started to panic when I realised I was stuck and couldn't get out the same way I came in. I heard the lads putting money into the machine, not realising I was up there, and at the same time my bollocks fell out the leg of my shorts and dangled through the gap, I heard them shout "right deano you go first" and I was yelling "wait!!" but they couldn't hear me over the obnoxiously loud music playing in the arcade, There must have been about six lads all taking running haymakers on my bollocks while I was screaming in pain, trying to pull my bollocks out of the machine. In fact they swole so large I couldn't get them back through the gap and finally through some smart thinking I was able to get my mobile out of my pocket and phone my manager to come down and stop these lads giving my bollocks a bashing, then he had to get the fire service to cut me out of the machine.

>>73994555
he's not english

>>73994567
He moved to NI with his da and he has an English accent

>>73994555
what does him being english have to do with it, which hes not anyway

>>73994483
why did you tell the teachers that you were getting bullied?

>>73994483
>form
whoa kinda forgot that term

>try to help my team
Should never have bothered, when they tried putting me in goal I just let the goals in. Fuck em.

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>>73994556

hello i am a foreigner to you

>>73994555
He's not English, he moved from Scotland at the age of 10 and is a fierce loyalist on /brit/

Doctor tells me I have the 'tism

>>73994602
Because FUCK england

Bunch of poofters

>>73994556
>pillow fists
Idiot

>>73994556
really hope I dont fight like that when the time comes

why can't you order 10g or 12.5 gram amber leaf anymore

its all 30 and 50

>>73994556
Not even this bad there was 5 of them one of me on a park near my house

I threw a few punches to the curry eating wogs but they were 3-4 years older than me so I just had to run for it

>Scottish loyalist who is a fierce unionist himself gets a loyalist gang after him

I repeat, what a FUCKING IDIOT. If you can't pay back your tic then just don't do it.

>searching through iPod for a good workout choon
>select "Best of Babestation: moans and other noises compilation"
Time to get pumped up

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I fainted in a biology lesson once when the teacher dissected a pig's heart and got bullied a bit for it.

>>73994647
Best post ever to grace this site

>>73994669
fuck off casual smoker, it's been like that for a month already

t. cutters choice/american spirit smoker

>>73994619
didnt want to look like a fanny

>>73994693
haha what a fag

>>73994689
link x

>>73994669
stop smoking

>>73994644
>>73994602
>>73994567
Screeching at the EDF out in force tonight. Utter limp wristed mongs.

>>73994647
oi m8 do you want me to get cromwell on the phone he will poison your potato crops you dirty mick

Hehe the anti taig posters here won't ever be able to live this one down

>>73994677
how do you know the cuck said he was son of english parents or some shit

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>>73994527
did a crease

>>73994693

I'd fucking hope so you poncy little runt

anyone /EDL/ here?

*checks literally any metric of quality of life of england compared to the fake countries*
ahh yes.... illuminating indeed

at my school most of the bullies were just girls being hormonal underclass chavettes

>>73994696
>>73994731
havn't bought tobacco since october so I don't know

just fancied a smoke today since I got some xanaxes, and kev if you talk to me like that again I'll break into your house and rape you in your sleep you fucking rat, don't think I haven't doxxed you

>>73994669
Not only has this been banned to deter minors from purchasing small amounts of tobacco and acquiring a taste for it all fag boxes will soon be a shitty brown colour with no text

Fucking stupid mate

sent a message on msn messenger to the girl I fancied during year 8 asking why she didn't talk me to in english class and she said i was a bit weird

very embarrassing

>>73994770
>school
>with girls
no no no
do NOT like this idea at all

hated those cretin teachers who arranged the desks into tables rather than layered rows

just mean that if you were on a table of cunts you were guatanteed to have a hard time

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>just fancied a smoke today since I got some xanaxes, and kev if you talk to me like that again I'll break into your house and rape you in your sleep you fucking rat, don't think I haven't doxxed you

cried to my teacher in year 7 to get out of detention for doing homework

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*checks demographics of England compared to "fake countries"*
Illuminating

Lasted two minutes into S1E1 of rick and morty

shan't

>>73994786
hardly wana be sitting on THIRTY fucking grams of tobacco when I might smoke the occasional light spliff once or twice a week

fuckin government, gunna have to start getting under the counter shit from the pakis ffs. thanks theresa

downloading feedee vids lads

>>73994794
>he didn't go to a shitty mixed comprehensive

>>73994556
I used to have nightmares which were basically like this
I'd get in a fight and barely be able to hit
That was before I started lifting and going to the boxing gym though

>>73994792
response: glad I was good enough for you to think something about me, haha

seriously considering getting some dxm syrup or capsules as it's incredibly easy to get here
even if i don't want to trip i can sub-disassociative dose and it's apparently a great stimulant and mixes well with thc

litterally never had detention at school

>>73994828
I know it's a load of shite lad, if that's all you use it for then unfortunately your safest bet would just be to buy a 30g and sit on that for a while

just did a weed smoke lads
really not a very good drug, shall not be doing it again x

>>73994842
>he didn't go to a selective single sex grammar

>>73994857
fuck off tarquin

/brit/ is a lower middle class general

>>73994849
just trip la'

you've earned it.

>>73994843
ooo you're 'ard
when did you start

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I used to cry a lot for no reason in year 7 and they sent me to see a psychologist

>>73994873
grammars have nothing to do with class, they are about intelligence
sorry you're stupid

Why do you English cuccbois Pride yourselves on being "working class" when we all know the only actual underclass ITT are Glaswegian, northern Irish, Irish and Welsh

>>73994880
i did too, they never sent to a therapist though

Got detention loads from mong technology and music teachers because I'd skip their class or not do their bent homework. Remember everyone had to play piano in class and anytime I did people laughed at me

>>73994893
what about manchester and grimsby

love drugs
love getting fucked up

Why are you Irish cuccbois obsessed with the approval of the English

>>73994896
I only went to one session with my mum, have no idea what actually came of it if anything.

>>73994893
>northern Irish
No such thing

>>73994890
there weren't any grammar schools in my area

what happened with the election then?

>>73994905
ireland is so shit that those places are considered world class in comparison

>>73994930
ah shame
they truly are a vehicle for social mobility

Even if I was literally fucking insane I'd never swallow my pride and get a therapist

It's an embarrassingly yank thing to do, only yanks get therapists for every little stupid fucking problem

Once cried in year 7 cause an older kid that was my brothers friend punched me in my leg, not even hard. I still dont know why I cried.

Remember one of my teachers used to rub footcream on his foot on his desk in the middle of class.

>>73994947
you have to go to the psychologist before you can get referred to a psychiatrist to get meds
mong

just seen the handmaiden

i can tell i watch too much porn because i wasn't remotely excited by the lesbian scenes

i want to go back to getting really horny at just seeing a pair of tits 2bh

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>just remembered the time we went on holiday to spain and my dad ran over a dog and then lied to my mum and said he'd seen the dog running off fine behind us and she cried
who here /repressed memories/

got bullied in my first primary school a lot
fortunately my parents had a divorce so my mum moved to a different area so I went to a different primary school
though I got bullied at that one a lot too so when it came round to picking a secondary school, I went to one that nobody else did

>>73994875
i'll wait until summer to trip not this grey depressing shite we have now
if i grab a 100 ml bottle of robo that's two nights of stimulant level dosage

dobbed someone in to school for dealing and then they said they were gonna batter me so i hid in the library and cried
year 9

also called my fit form tutor mum like 5 times in the first month

>>73994963
>that sheer adrenaline ecstacy when you first watched porn

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sometimes i look back at the awful times of my life and feel like crying becaude of how sorry i feel for myself

i feel like going back, giving myself a hug and telling myself that i'll get through it

>>73994876
Over 4 years ago now
Started in 2nd year uni

I was a normie in Year 7, used to hang around with the popular boys and play football and stuff. Then I suddenly became convinced that they secretly hated me and completely cut off all contact with them and had no friends at all for about a year haha

>>73994987
You're the kind of person I'd take great relish in stomping on

Fucking rat

>>73994985
why not take up a code now la'?

RIP cas

when i was a young child i used to cry at night and be convinced my family wanted me dead

when i went to primary school i just sat in a corner of the playground by myself, not even sad just sat huddled up

what the fuck im in a general full of fucking losers

>>73994959
maybe in yank land

here a gp can just refer you to a psychiatrist and put you on as many happy pills as your heart desires as long as you have a sob story

>>73995026
not tripcode you weapon
dxm trip

used to get erect just seeing girls desu

>>73994997
you seem like a sweet lad, anon.

Stop telling me about your stupid fucking school lives

I know, you're all sad cunts, OK

>>73994999
hey im in 2nd year of uni, and slightly chubby and defo wanna get in shape
are you a big cunt now? is it not too late to start?

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Why are you not voting for our jezza lads?

I was so scared of everything as a kid
Until I was 12 I would have nightmares all the time and ask my parents if I could sleep in their bed

I think it's due to being attacked by a dog as a toddler, and not being breastfed

>>73995062
fuck off to /eire/ you normie cunt

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>>73995059
th-thank you

>>73995048
dying

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How do I get this hair?

>>73995090
>/éire/
>normie
I wish

>>73994959


i first got xanax from my gp then he referred me to a psychiatrist where all he's done is continue to prescribe it

no therapist anywhere you're just a weak cunt

I was having a wank and a bee stung my cock lads what do I do?

>>73995097
Post your current haircut, I might be able to assist

>>73994982
What's this pic supposed to mean

>>73995089
>Until I was 12 I would have nightmares all the time and ask my parents if I could sleep in their bed
same. Don't know what caused it for me.

>>73995066
because in the uk parliament system you vote for your local MPs, not the prime minister

hope cheshire has a very successful life

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>>73995066
Reminder that labour is the right choice

>>73995112
doxxable info

>>73995063
It's definitely not too late
I was probably in the same position as you, not fat but thin and a bit flabby which is worse honestly
Honestly I tried running at first and could never stick to it, but then I got a home gym and it helped me to create a habit of working out and get comfortable enough with my body to go to a real gym

>>73995112
Don't reply to him

>>73995089
Sounds about right, lol

You oughta try some shrooms, they are really good at fixing problems.

>>73995090
he's just a bitter evil cunt angry at everyone

had really fucking bad diarrhea in year 9 geography once

>>73995066
>>73995125
one does wonder if the producer or manager of these musicians is having some say here

>>73995066
>>73995125
I'll be voting for the only progressive candidate, Tim Farron.

>>73995141
It's true tho

These stories are pathetic and insufferable

>>73995139
I've done loads of psychedelics by now and they did help honestly though I didn't realise at the time
I think I'm definitely a better person now than before I did shrooms the first time

>>73995161
i'll snap your mandible in half if you dont fall into line soon you little cretin

>>73995121
really?

one time I farted really loudly in a history lesson while the teacher was talking and he got really fucking mad and asked who it was

obviously I owned up to it and he sent me out for the rest of the lesson

>>73995127
from your hair? the fuck

>>73995115
back on the boat you go

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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QVp1DllQwtE

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>>73995149
>>73995156
He even understands and listens to the youth of today

>>73995036
>maybe in yank land
correct
>>73995108
this didn't happen or you live in backwoods alabama

been doing manual labour for 2 years and I keep getting bad cramp in my hands

Any doctors in here, do you think I am getting arthritis at 23?

just remembered the time my mate took the piss of my irish teacher's accent to her face and i laughed so hard i vomitted on the table

>>73995192
yes

>>73995139
>You oughta try some shrooms, they are really good at fixing problems.
explain

>>73995185
Guarantee you're one of the little spackers talking about crying in a pool of their own piss in year 9

I sincerely doubt the authenticity of that statement you fucking mong

>>73995205
yes it did and i live in north carolina

you either live in a nanny state or have shitty insurance you pathetic little twerp

>>73995097
how do I get this texture hair?

>>73995201
what are those instructions? press A + B + Z + R to reset?

>>73995229
>squeaked the runt from his cage
careful now lad... you know what a bad runt gets?? milking time... and i don't think YOU want that any time soon

>>73995206
>Any doctors in here

Yeah mate, just taking a break from emergency surgery to browse /brit/ at 1am.

I could defeat anyone here in single combat

>>73995268
Shan't entertain your autistic fantasy beyond this point

>>73995286
nah

*unsheathes glock*

>>73995258
post a timestamp with your xanax then
oh wait you don't have any you fucking retard

ive never heemed a man or been heemed myself

dont reckon it feels too good

brit is rather depressing tonight

night lads

RECYCLE

>>73990536
>>73990536

reckon i could batter most women

>>73995350
early again you bellend

fuckkk i just made a perfect steak and now im eating it

one of life's greatest joys

need a gf need one now

someone do a new I don't want to post in this twat's >>73995350 thread

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>>73993808

WE ARE ALL IN HERE LA'S

>>73995304
americans treat cowardice as a virtue