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>you wake up
>you see this
>an angry German officer with a machine gun quickly approaches you
>"Hey, why didn't you change your clothes?? Well, not that it matters. Go back in line you filthy rat!"
What do?
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Give him 5 pennies and ask him to bring me tea, waffles and newspaper.
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go back in line
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>>73977455
"I'm sorry sir I am just a homeless 17 year old muslim. Can you show me the way to the next big city?"
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>>73977455
You wake up and see this angry Israeli camp guard, what do?
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>>73977778
Israeli holocaust
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sorry I just came from the swimming pool and Moshe stole my clothes again, I just gotta go check if he hid them in the cinema again
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>>73977903
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>>73977778
Drop a penny and while he is looking for it on the floor, tell the boy to run away as fast as he can.
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You wake up in i Israeli concentration camp wat do?
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>>73978051
Nah it's got to be at the massage studio or roller coaster, or was it at the maid cafe?
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>german officer
Kick his sorry kraut's ars.
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>>73978217
Scream "OYYYY VEEEEYYYY" as loud as I can.
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>>73978361
You wake up to see an angry Zionist Israeli that sees you as goyim inferior animal that is impeding their borthright from God by existing, in the land that their God commanded to exterminate all goyim that oppose you that all land in the world belongs to you and all goyim animals will be your slaves, what do?
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>>73978527
Yeah, why not?
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>>73978527
We're Muslims now so it's ok
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>>73978527
the hottest comeback in history.
Our troops are ready in our secret arctic base.
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>>73978527
Why shouldn't we?
We tried to liberate the Polish death camps but then the Russians came and did it for us. I hope the true version of the story will soon become mainstream.
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>>73978687
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>>73978503
You filthy goyim being alive in their promised land from God when God gave it to the chosen people, is immoral goyim soulless animals God commanded to exterminate in the promised land, TORAH ACKBAR
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>>73978687
Germans invaded Poland to save the Jews from polish death camps, poles destroyed evidence and blamed it on Germans.
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>>73977455
shout at him in english, which the jews in the camp cannot speak but his enemy does, and get transferred to a different concentration camp to play tiddlywinks and darts with some chaps from England
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>nervously go through old documents
>pick the family book of my great-grandparents
>show them the Ahnenpass of my great-grandpa which proves that we're a family of German blood
>problem solved
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>>73977455
>>an angry German officer with a machine gun quickly approaches you
Since a MG42 is quite difficult to fire from the hip, I am not very concerned
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>>73982780
Shit I wonder if they ever made mistakes with records and killed innocent Germans?
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