you have 10 seconds to act as Australian as possible or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USl1W_2zwZ4&t=

>>73953872
*Blows didgeridoo*

Easter?

*destroys 4chan*

YABBY INNIT

STRAYA CUNT!

*exists*

OI CUNT M8 HAHA

>>73953872
Noice
>*pops into a bunch of snakes sniffing meth*

*sucks emus' cocks*

>>73953872
what you gonna do? stab me

*Makes a post*

>blows a kangeroo canadian-style

>>73954589
that's Canada not Australia

>puts frosting on bread
>puts sprinkles on it

fuck ya cunt stingray can't do shit against me OOOOOOH FUCK E GOT MAH

*shitposts*

OI LOOK AT ME, I AM A DUMB CUNT!

this thread is cooked cunt
i'm gonna go to the servo, get a sausage roll, and let this shit play out

>>73953872
Oi Damo gimmie yah facken loitah

>>73953872
*gets raped by the emu overlord*

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Ching chong

>>73953872
oi cunt lets sink some milton mangoes by the brown snake and dont forget your speakers so we can pump some powderfinger

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>>73953872
STREWTH, CUNT

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Oih ye righto cunt, yeah nah she's rooted cunt, chuck her in me Hilux, she'll be right, Coba, strewth'

>>73954608
Butter, not frosting you fucking fatty

>>73953872
But getting cucked by a bird *IS* as Australian as you can get.

Check.

Mate.

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?

>>73956882
Hutchison's Builders are a fucking pox

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>>73953872

*bites a tim tam on two corners and uses it as a straw to drink chocolate milk*

*pays $120 for a video game*
*waits 2 weeks for it to download*

>>73953872
>gets chinked
yeah no, fuck off cunt.

fucking seppo cunts

Get lost cunt

*dies in a sauna*

側経意責家方家閉討店暖育田庁載社転線宇

O-OI M8 CUNT CAN'T CONTAIN MY SPIDERS PLS OUT WITH THOSE EMUS

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Guys help how do I get rid of spider vacuum cleaner is not an option.

Need him dead not alive

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*rejects high speed internet*

You fucking cunt

>>73953872
AYE CRICKEY MATE, PUT SOME SHRIMPS ON THA BARBIE

>>73953872
FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL

i am feeding the magpies outside my house every day, and i can get them to land on my outstretched hand like a falcon or something. fuckin sweet.

also they stopped swooping me because they know im the sickest fuckin cunt ever.

magpies are the sickest fuckin birds too, theyre pretty smart and shit

>*writes dicktation on school desk*

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>>73965959
>typical australian family drawing

>>73965959
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0XNjeBGUbs

>>73953872
OI CUNT I'M NOT BRITISH, I COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s

>>73953872
*shitposts internallly*