Culture Pals /cp/ gen 9

>>73953137

Well, I know when and how it happened. I honestly don't think she did it to spite me. It's just my shit luck

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How much of an arrogant cunt would I be to include a picture of my body in my profile

or would I need a pair of boxers to not get banned.

what's the point to talk with qts around the world if you will never meet, touch,fuck them?

>>73953197
tiny penis desu

>>73953197

How many years of working out is that

>>73953197
If that actually is your body, that's pretty impressive no homo.

You would look like a total douche no matter how you did it though. Only way that would pass as not being scum would being on the beach with mates.

>>73953214
>>73953197
Estonian?

>>73953214
Kek, should I lower the bar to pretend my flaccid penis is bigger than it is? I'm not that insecure

>>73953206

>if you will never meet them

Says who?

>>73953197
Try putting pants and holding a cat/dog as if it was family friendly and it will make it cool.

>>73953197
Kek, is this the length desperate men will go to these days just to bag a bitch on the internet?

>>73953243
Neither are me, pretty nice body though not gonna lie.

>>73953330
Yeah, I imagined you with a much bigger dick tbqh

Soren21 will profess her love for me and there is nothing you guys can do about it!

>>73953459
She's a fake. All her favourite music, literature, and movies are western. A Russian would have at least one Russian favourite. All real Russian profiles do.

>>73953459

No!

>>73953197
Take It at a pool/Beach.
I literally only go to the beach to get pictures of my body

>>73953496
She's an Ameriboo that's why!

>>73953547
Yes! Right now I haven't even opened her +7 messages to me.

Soren21 is boring.

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>tfw feels bad man but you start listening to eurobeat and imagining drifting down Mt. Akina and it feels better

https://youtu.be/ZOYTfpHl0JA?list=PLtQFeTpdXg-i9k8_NJRpObovGmyY6enwg&t=718

>>73953598

>7+ messages

PROVE IT

>>73953687

Wanna be frogman

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Thicc azn booty.

>>73953744
this isn't my gat unfortunately, although I plan to get it

I can get a Mk25 for the same price as people can get normal 226Rs so might as well get the 25 for more product compatibility and the internal finish.

>>73954003

I like sig, but they are too expensive

>stuck between a qt religious christian and a qt religious muslimah who both want to visit me the same weekend

why must I choose

>>73954055
I'll admit that they are simply better than Glocks. But I'll also admit that they're not really that much better to justify their price point. I'll have 2 years before I can buy a pistol, so I might as well save and get a 226 imo.

ABSOLUTELY. DO. NOT. send completely fucking psycho /dimasky89 the following message which she sends to everyone: Hey tell me a secret

>>73954166
How is this psycho still on this website.

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>>73954166


Why

>>73954212
GET READY FOR MAXIMUM BIPOLARITY

You should see the conversation i had with dimasky89. Just saying fucking nonsense. Shes a genuinely crazy person and worse a quranburner, married to a muslim

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>>73954371
>you should see
>doesn't let us see

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>>73954286

>>73954385
Im too tired to crop it, smudge my name and pic. Fuck man i just got home. Gimme a break

>>73954416
>gimme a break
no

p i c s
n o w

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>>73954416
Why are you afraid of showing your name tho? We're all bros here

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>>73954416

She doesn't seem that bad so far

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>>73953197
Pls be in holland

>>73954505
Get the nudes, anon

BETA AS FUCK
/bellesbeast

Just started talking with an Argentinian girl


Hhhnnnnnggg

>>73954815
Is her name Sofia?

>>73954880

nope

>>73954556
Please be in america

>>73954890
is it melany

>>73954947

it is not

>>73954962
Oh no, is it Camilla?

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>>73954962
ok, i'll allow you to carry on your conversation then

>>73954986

incorrect

>>73954993

Thanks for the permission

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>>73954918
Inshallah

was talkin to some qts then they read my messages and havent replied. what do? damn i have become to bad at conversation

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>>73954286
>>73954371
>>73954505
Is she for real? Sounds like an elaborate b8 account from here

>>73955113
I do not trust any profile that is linked here

>>73955118
except based /garmo

>>73955113

She won't give me nudes

>>73955029
y-you too

>>73955113
She sends the same fucking message to every guy and ahes been on there for YEARS

>>73955148
What did she say?

>>73955183
Did you reply to her?

>>73953235
Bit more than a year
>>73953307
Yes, I have 0 personality
>>73953272
>>73953596
Thanks, I'll get a much less arrogant picture with my buddies and I at the beach.

>>73955197
yeah and ended with her insulting me for no fucking reason

>>73955140
Dammit, why did I look. I know I am going to have a message from him tomorrow morning now.

>>73955197

She said "well I hope you have a great night and sleep well. But I don't want to repeat myself"

Right after I very forwardlt said "so, I'm not going to beg. Just give me a Yes or No answer. Will I get tits ir ass? Preferably both Tbh because that would be nice but I'm not picky"

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>taunted a crazy person
>now I get a bunch of newly made accounts viewing my profile and sometimes making threats

fun fun fun

>>73955345
Share the nudes when you get them, my dude

>>73955400
Are you talking about that dimasky girl

>>73955467
No, different person. I dont even think they have an active account, or at least I dont think so. Their first account is inactive and now I get like two messages a day from newly made accounts.

>>73955491
I could make a list of all the psychos on this site but it would take me all day

Are weebs really this desperate?
https://www.interpals.net/app/photo?pid=27126369

>>73955757
ayyy

>>73955757
My boy Jordan never disappoints when I look for him.

>see a venezuelan online
shouldn't she be focused on staying alive?

>>73955797
standing in lines for 8 hours gives you plenty of time to browse interpals.

>Tfw no Russian gf

>>73955817
Lol nigga just go outside. Like step away from the screen hahaha

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>>73955400
How fun

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>I'm NOT looking for a boyfriend or relationship of any kind so please don't message me if that's what you want

>>73956314
milkies!!

>>73956314
she looks like a fun time

>view a few turkish girl profiles
>they immediately view mine

Does no one view their profiles?

>>73956547
maybe not burgers

>>73956547
I've literally got like three messaging me, they want the ameriD

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>>73956573
>4 of the 4 profiles I visited all know German

Too funny desu

>>73956680
>create account on interpals
>get 15 messages
>most of them were muslims in France, Germany and the UK

when reality surpasses memes...

What do you do if you've been speaking to a qt (from another country) for +-3 years and you suddenly find another qt in your own city that you could potentially hit it off with?

>>73957282
> Wolf represents all Turks
Did she just confuse a wolves with cockroaches

>>73957378
Are you and your qt exclusive?

>>73957395
no she's saying that turks are like wolves
so
turks are wild animals who can't be domesticated

>>73957398
Yes, but it honestly feels like I'm at a dead end with her. We've been together in person and it was great, but I feel as if I'm putting my life on hold because of her. I'm doing things with my life and she is kind of at a point of stagnation

>>73957455
If you see her as a dead end now, you may as well break up.

>>73955216

How did you manage to achieve that body in a year alone? Help motivate me senpai.

>>73953197
Send that to a qt and she'll be begging for you

>>73957417
But wolves have been tamed and bred with dogs to make dogwolves
They are also super shy and will never attack a human

>>73958948
YOU'RE RUINING MY COMPARISON YOU DAMN FROG.

>>73959100
sorry fàm

>go to agirls wall
>she has over 500 pages

jesus christ how

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>tfw she never replied

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>>73959462

>>73959350
Young, cute and japanese

Anyone still going for that thicc Thai?

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>does the feeling would like to be
what did she mean by this?

>>73961732
What country lad?

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>>73962023
Indonesia, so of course this guy's there

>Hey, how are you :)
>check profile
>muslim

nope

>>73962526
>hey, how's it going?
>check profile
>non white

FUCK OFF YOU DIRTY FOREIGNERS

>>73953135
Kek, Soren has visited me.

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>>73953687
/k/friend? On MY /cp/ thread?

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>gay japanese guy said I was handsome

>>73963514
i know that guy.
he wrote to me as well when i had my old account

>>73961732
Well, does the feeling would like to be? Does it?

>>73961732
Has anyone really been as far as want to do more look like?

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>plenty of views
>barely any messages

I haven't written very much about myself. Could that be the problem?

>>73963794
you're just ugly man, sorry

>>73963773
It only make a sense to go as far as want to do more look like.

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>non whites trying to message me

>>73963911
> ^^:;

What did she mean by this?

>>73963817
In that case I wouldn't any views.
I am starting to think this flag has a bad rep...

>>73963794
>"Hm... Let's check my Interpals and see if there are any cute foreign boys online!"
>"Latvia? Where's that?"
>"Is that REALLY a picture of him?"
>"Let me check his profile"
>"OMG, Sara, LOOK at this FREAK!"
laughinggirls.jpg

>>73963911
why don't you block asia etc

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>>73963609
>said gay jap guy keeps popping up as my first view after getting others

>>73964174
This keeps happening to me with a Korean girl.

>>73964053
it doesn't. flags like turkey and all those mudskin regions have a bad rep though, cause they males from there are pretty straight forward with their intentions.

our culture and language isn't that interesting or well known to the majority there.
but do fill out your profile, it helps.

>>73964174
he wants your dick obviously

>>73964094
Cause I get off from telling Asians what pieces of shit they are

>>73964085
Don't be mean to latvia!

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>30 y/o Korean girl visits profile

>>73964424
you sound like a pitiful human being desu

>>73964424
Good man

>>73964559
Call her a piece of shit

>>73964585
.t Chang Zeng

>>73964424
kys

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THOROUGH NEPALI RECTAL MASSAGES

>>73964875
Asians don't deserve my time or energy

>>73964934
>>73965025
what do you mean by this

>>73965241
I too would like to know...

>>73965241
Just ignore it

>>73965241
Report and ignore.

what are the chances of me getting nudes from a hijabi

ANOTHER Asian has the nerve to think she can just talk to me
Time to put her in her place

>>73965650

stop being rude m8

asians have fragile hearts

>>73965710
>fragile hearts
They're vapid whores

>>73965745
ahh was your ex asian and cheated on your patheitc beta arse?

poor babby

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>qt keeps sending me short boring responses but keeps looking at my profile

can't tell if she bored of me, has shite english or she's just a boring person

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>>73965793
No I'm just extremely racist

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>some girl views my profile
>sends me a message
>i reply
>she doesn't reply back
why do they do this?

>>73967086

When will you post profile my nigga?

>>73967086
send her a semi insulting message, it will get her attention

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One more roastie BTFO

>>73967086
You are her backup

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Guys would it be too far to say it's cause she's a Jew?

>>73967459
She's that ugly Israeli is she?

>>73967459

Say "I'll forgive you for me ignoring you. But only if you send me nudes"

>>73967581
Yes

>>73967603
I don't want nudes from her

>still no wife.

>>73967459
Plenty of literally insane people on IP.
Btw, everyone should visit her profile and then just proceed to ignore her

>mfw was originally meme'ing about randomly insulting Asians who message me
>mfw it got too real and now I'm actually doing it

I should log off for a while

>>73963494
nice gat friendo
you can be my friend

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>>73969034

What about me?

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>>73969498
you too

Found the greatest kek of all time
https://www.interpals.net/Anastasia_Lol
>I'm not interested in your compliments about my breast, guys!
>has small tits

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>>73970095
Cut her some slack. It must be hard to be a chestlet in Russia.

>>73970095
why are you looking at little underage girls anon?

>>73970095
Redpill me on Portuguese girls while you are here

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wtf

>>73967459
She sent me the exact same message

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>>73970552
Gib her profile

/oliv_e
someone get this girl naked pls

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>>73970812

I'll try

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>>73970883
anon pls

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>>73953197
"Arrogant" is what betafags call us aesthetic alphas

It's a worthless buzzword, just like "douchebag"

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>some 15 y/o russian girl says "hi :)"
>want to reply
>"This users privacy settings does not allow you to contact them"
kek. what?

fak you, /mango_juice

https://www.interpals.net/Needsomelove
>needsomelove

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>>73971190
unironically would

>>73971023
you dont even have account any more

go on, shoo

>>73971316
anon...

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>>73971087
Plenty of Russians here, why bother

Hello))))))

>>73954093
Pick the muzzie first and convert her to Zoroastrianism

>>73971555
Hi)

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>>73971479
just weird that she messages me, when i'm blocked from replying.

>muslim girl tells me Allah has brought me to her
Wew lad

Anybody have that screencap of the pajeet guy writing on a photo: "men must look at you like a cow looks at a passing train"

>>73971601
how r u?))))))))))))))))))))))

>>73971661
Tell her Allah demands some nudes

>>73969498
>no m1903
you never fail to dissapoint, son.

>>73970476
I don't like them.
They have complex of superiority. Princess syndrome

>>73965326
>>73965327
>>73965414
I just wanna say that this is haitiANO.
Unfortunately he will never stop he is too autistic for that, just report and ignore.

>>73956308
enjoy being dead anon
he is gonna come and get you

>>73971878
what were the deleted posts of?

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>>73953687
>>73970058
>>73969034

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1omz8GmJZw5

>>73953135
the thing in OPs pic just viewed me.
is it a scripter?

>>73972290

SHES A SAINT!

got fairly wasted last night and only sent horribly embarrassing messages to two or three random girls

feels good

>>73972159
>wanting to know what his spamming consists of
Just ignore it and dont acknowledge it just know it is an autistic retarded half dominigger half white piece of shit with many different proxies, right now he uses a dutch flag

>>73972311
one who is in love with me

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>>73971870

:(

>tfw making qts with bf/husband fall for you

cucking people is really fun desu

>>73972379
Turkey please stop doing that to G*rman "men"

>>73971104
개새끼

>>73962526
>tfw no Muslim gf

I wonder if the looming 2nd Korean War will discourage Koreaboos?

>>73972602
just go outside

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>>73972182
>keymod instead of M-LOK
plebian taste nigga, that being said that made me harder than it should have

>>73972639
Where I live has about 1% Muslims. I rarely ever see them.

>>73972639
I kek'd but that's fucking depressing

>tfw fat

Ive been talking to this 27 y.o single mom and flirting with her 24/7, she takes it as a joke.
Yesterday she hit me with the "you know i have a daughter right?"
i said something like, yeah i know, but i enjoy talking to you. asked if she wanted me to stop and she said no, i like being called beautiful.

How do i pull this out?
coach me senpai

>>73972764
Say that you'd want nothing more than to pull down her pants, bend her over and make her moan your name

If I make an interpals account while I have a GF in real life is that considered cheating?

If I make an interpals account what are the odds a woman will actually want to talk to me?

>>73972878
only if you do it for anything other than
Email Pen Pals
Language Exchange
Friendship
and Snail mail!

>>73972900

You're a Britbong mate, all you need to do is act autistic like Doctor Who or walk like Charlie Chaplin and girls will be all over you.

>>73972955

what if I talk lewd to qts

>>73972900
Depends on how well you can B.E. urself

>>73972978
Are there lots of Teaboos on there then?

>>73973004
Myself is a bit of an autist.

>>73973000
talk lewd to qt's and then bone your gf while thinking about them. Though you are emotionally cheating no doubt if you're being lewd with other girls

>>73973004
I am on the spectrum and I have had a girl say that talking to me is like talking to a brain in a jar yet I still got to see her boobies. You'll be fine, if you need help on your profile to normie it up you can post it here. We are a general of peace

>>73972764
That depends, has she been on interpals for a long time ?

>>73973062
>Though you are emotionally cheating

"emotional cheating"

is this an actual thing?

>>73973186
4 years

>>73973045
There are a lot of britboos on interpals

>>73973305
Then just ask lad.

She's done it before.

>>73973439
I might give it a try then, but I hate the sight of my own face, so I find this sort of thing very hard.

>>73973151
So your probably attractive. Chad in a jar.

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Fellow thread buddies who hail from the north of Europe/some other non-Latin region, how do you cope with the fact that you will absolutely NEVER be as VIRILE and CHARMING as the standard southern Euro male?

what are American girls like?

>>73974402
I already hate my life due to crippling loneliness so it hard to hate it anymore than that.

>>73973189
I mean if you think your gf would break up with you for it, it's gotta be some kind of cheating

>>73974402
Sua mulher tem bigode, manoel?

>>73974430
The lowest hanging fruit

I keep getting viewed by Brazillian men

>>73974430

basic bitches

>le harry potter, le doctor who, le lord of the rings, le hunger games, le maroon 5, le every other pop music

>90% chance of being at least a bit overweight

>probably been dicked at least a few times by the time she's 18

-likely to be a feminist and progressive

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>>73974465
Não, meu caro macaco.

>>73974538
Post profile.

>>73974564
Tell me more.

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>>73974538

>>73974591

will probably want to talk to you because you're a "cultured" europeen

will probably appear to be a wounded stacy that has been hurt by chad too man times and is looking for someone like yourself

will be talking to multiple other guys at the same time

>>73974591
look 10 years older than they actually are

every picture is a filter

used to not needing to have a personality

will probably talk about their depression in the first message to you

>>73974734
>>73974751
Interesting.

>>73974568
Why?

>>73972687
Good, keep it that way.

>>73973439
Any Russian Britboos?

>>73974781
They also tend to be self hating anti American as well.

>>73974781
Interesting?
>being cucked is interesting

>>73975088
They sound like the sort of broken people who might actually speak to me.

>>73975116
us deformed islanders think the same

>>73953197
Make the censor to your lower calf

Is anybody talking to the THICC Thai girl with the Monsters Inc phone cover?

>/KAO_FANG_

This one

>>73975116
Holy shit, stop feeling sorry for yourself and willingly allowing yourself to get cucked by American sloots. It is a messaging site for crying out loud - message someone that genuinely takes your fancy, if it doesn't go anywhere... move along.

>visiting a lot of thais
>no ladyboys

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>>73975216
WHEN I DO THAT NOBODY EVER REPLIES ON ANY MESSAGING SITE I HAVE EVER USED!

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT IS LIKE TO NEVER EVER GET A RESPONSE FROM ANYONE!

>>73975017
You mean Russians living in UK? I might become one in future. Might.

>>73975295
be urself

>>73975017
A lot of Russian girls want to learn English, so you kind of win by default.

>>73975216
>>73975295
I once paid a girl 70 dollars to talk to me on kik, she just called me a looser and blocked me when I sent the money.

>>73975468
ahahahaha

>>73975205
I messaged her and she never replied, probably because i'm a darkie and she's one of those Thais that only like whites.

>>73975468
Really?

>>73975309
Are you the guy yesterday that mentioned about finding work here? If so, I was interested in that. Not sure if you saw my message?

I actually meant people in Russia currently - ideally more western. I have been to Russia already (St.P and Msc) but want to return. I'd also like to take the opportunity of improving linguistically where possible.

>>73975295
That image couldn't be anymore relevant. At least you can do something right.

EL EM AY OH

>>73975607
I hate you.

iihf_esc

XDD pepe, I wager she is a normalfag

>>73975607
Yes, that was me. Don't remember your message though. Feel free to remind me.

>>73975726
Cool, I was just curious as to where you'll be and what your work will be.

>>73975598
yeah not sure how to prove it, or why I would care to go and prove it but it happened.

>>73975751
Newcastle upon Tyne. Customer Support.

>>73975818
>tfw you will be deported under the new non-EU migrant rules that come in from 2018 onwards for not making enough money

>>73975205
I'm still talking to get daily, working on it lad

>>73975607
Oi m8 tell me about getting a Russian visa. Looking into it now for visiting my Russian qt and it looks expensive and complicated. Did you get a private guest visa with an invitation?

>>73975818
Oh right, you're a fair distance from me then. 200 miles or so. What sort of customer support?

I don't know if this is of any interest to you, but the woman that teaches me Russian does translation for the NHS and Police - it seems there aren't too many that are doing it. A slight shortage. Well paid too it seems.

>>73975818
Enjoy arguing with Polish people all day.

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>have 0 views a day
>use qtcrawler
>get 18 views a day
>it has gone down to 11
>now it has gone even further down to 8
>I'M AT 3 NOW

>>73975998
What does it mean?

>>73975998
I just use qt crawler with men so that I can boost my views and feel better about my self.

>>73975960
Where are you in the country? You need to go to one of three Visa Centres in the country: Edinburgh, Manchester or London.

Take a look at http://ru.vfsglobal.co.uk/

You will need to book a hotel or provide evidence of where you will be staying (not sure how the latter works) and use the certification provided by the hotel for the visa process. It sounds complicated but it is quite easy once you've done it.

>>73975998
besides if you were really ugly everyone would visit your profile picture to go look at it like you were at a zoo or something.

>>73975998
I made a profile on this years ago and only got two views ever even though I followed the advice. One from an Iraqi man and another from a Vietnamese girl. So then I deleted it.

>>73976091
what advice is that?

>>73976146
About how to maximise page views.

>>73976084
I'm in Edinburgh (or will be soon) so that's a relief. One website told me I had to go to London to get my fingerprints scanned. Obviously I'll be staying with my qt so I think she needs to arrange an invitation from the migration services. Looks like it costs at least £150 and takes a week, right? Do you remember how much you paid?

>>73976165
what did you do?

>>73975850
What's the threshold? Feels to me like the hiring company should be worried about that, not me. If the happens, I still have a place to go to in Russia.

>>73975964
Technical/Gaming.

Does she work in Russia or UK? And what's the requirements for that job? I didn't finish the university.

>>73976238
£35,000 unless you work in a service like the NHS.

>am sober, do light/medium flirting that tends to lead nowhere
>get drunk, and say things like "I want to shove my cock so deep down your throat that you c an lick my balls"
>gets me lewds

how does this work?

>>73976238
She's originally from Belarus but has been living here for quite some time. As for requirements, I can't say - she works as a 'contractor' meaning that she is self employed rather than working for a third party entity. In this respect, I suspect that the main requirements are proven ability in Russian (which won't be hard) and English... I'm sure you have the latter if you have a job confirmed here in the first place, especially with support?

>>73976362
>say stuff like the latter
>get blocked

explain

>>73976362
You are Chad.

>>73976413
You are not.

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>>73975850
>all these rules and regulations
>people telling me non stop how hard it is for non EU citizens to get into the UK

SO THEN WHY ARE THERE SO MANY PAKIS IN MY CITY?? HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY GETTING IN?

Lads I just want them sent back to the shitholes they come from, is that really too much to ask?

>>73976387
I don't have a job yet. I said I MIGHT get it.

>>73976476
The Pakis are not first generation, they are normally British citizens due to Labour bringing in their grandparents in the 1940s under Attlee.

>>73974538
i keep getting messages from them

>>73976476
Enjoy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=382njADcWvE&t=363s

>>73976511
Can we still send them back?

>>73976521
Seen it before, thank God we have a big body of water between our countries or it would be much worse

>>73976636
Not unless we leave some international treaties which make it illegal to strip a person of citizenship if they have no other citizenship.

>>73975998
didn't they patch that script?
it doesn't work for me

>>73976413
I do it with girls that are receptive to a bit of flirting, I don't do it with complete randoms

>>73976663
Sad

>>73976848

There are girls that aren't receptive to flirting ?

>>73976999
receptive to my flirting I meant

>>73977108
There are girls who aren't receptive to your flirting ?

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KEK KEK KEK

SHES MINE FUCKERS!

>>73977282
Yeah, you

>>73977340
He's Chad, ignore him

>>73977327
you can have her

>>73976503
Oh yeah, so you did. Okay. Eitherway... with there being a shortage of translators the requirements should be attainable within reason.

Worth looking into though I think. :)

>>73977327
russian named kate lol

>>73977327

>being proud of landing the /cp/ slut

enjoy your sloppy seconds

>>73977482

Ekatarina = Kate

Katya = Kate

Katarina = Kate

>>73977327
She looks 12

>>73977482
>Kate
>Katherine
>Eкaтepинa
lol

>>73977400
When will you learn. Chad is Slovak.

>>73977477
I would've loved to work in translation, but I don't know where to even start searching for it.

>>73977340

Sorry lad, I'll be more receptive in the future.

>>73977521
>>73977552
OKK

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>>73977482

>>73977552
But Eкaтepинa is pronounced Yekaterina, so why isn't she Yeka? Or Yekate?

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>>73977327
have fun with her, I sure did

>>73977580
They're both Chad mate, you're a Chad too.

>>73977800
Chad
>>73977859
Chad
>>73977792
Chad

>>73977800
>probbably

The absolute state of American education

>>73977794
Because the stress in Russian is on the second syllable, so shortenings of their name tend to focus on that

>>73977800

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>73977859
Really funny mate.

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How do I get the truth?