>be me >born and rise in small village >most of vilagers

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>>73952228

Damn, you're ruthless, Japan. Here's some Lincoln for you.

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>>73953004

More Lincoln.

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>>73953038

be a man and get a job at some factory
then proceed to make sport cars

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>>73953056

Watched this shit yesterday.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5bVWzTyJ7E

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>>73953078

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>>73952228

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>>73953101

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If this is true that you should stay in the university instead of living inth goddamn village. All those people laughed at you and now they are asking for your help? Fuck them. Your life is more important.
I had a similar situtation because my dad was against me going to Saint Petersburg and studying there. I packed the bags while he was sleeping, bought a ticket online and went to the airport. I came back after I had finished studying but that;s only because my city is 3rd largest in Russia and there are plenty of jobs.

Do what feels right to you.

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>>73953145

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>>73953172

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>>73953193

>>73952228
Thats an interesting anime you've got there Mr Hirohito

I thought that radical traditions were just a meme byt damn son

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>>73953211

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>>73953238

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>>73953269

>>73952228
Did you ever make the mummy?

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>>73953292

>>73952228
Save them by getting them out of their barbarism.

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>>73952228
Isn't Japan's population entering a period of rapid decline? How the hell isn't there a chronic job shortage? Any idiot should be able to find work

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>>73953313

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>>73953337

>>73952228
In the end your family is all you have. You are disgrace and not good manner.
Why do you want to give up your root?

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>>73953367

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>>73953321
Seriously, what's the worry? Japan's population fell by 300,000 in 2016 and will likely accelerate to a yearly loss of at least 750,000

>>73953380
>In the end your family is all you have
Not really desu

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>Be poor rice patty farmer
>Local warlord presses me into ashigaru
>Armed only with spear and superior Nipponese wooden plate armor
>Face samurai
>Get fucking slaughtered

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>>73953395

>>73952228
>now they beg me to save their village.

Sometimes you better read proper books instead of your collection of shitty autistic manga where dumb stupid faggot boys save the world

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>>73953413

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>>73953321
>>73953404
Is property cheap in Japan or did the eternal chink jew get to Japan too?

>>73952228
persona5.exe

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>>73953436

>>73953321
>my country is so backward it doesn't have robots to do low-end jobs

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>>73953321
Japan needs immigrants to help their birth rates and bring more genetic diversity and culture to their backwards hovels like in OP description.

>>73952228
>try to make Mummy by using chicken at backyard(as an experiment)

What an autistic emo psycho fuck

>>73953471
It's still not sustainable at the rate of aging. Is the long work hour meme real in Japan?

>>73953490
We're full
But you can get OP in your country if you want

>>73953405
This, i dont trust my family, even less after they asked me to lend them all my savings and they havent paid me yet

Remember, never trust in no one

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>Japanese people enjoy a high standard of living, and nearly 90% of the population consider themselves part of the middle class.
>However, many studies on happiness and satisfaction with life tend to find that Japanese people average relatively low levels of life satisfaction and happiness when compared with most of the highly developed world; the levels have remained consistent if not declining slightly over the last half century

Is Japan the Finland of Asia? Why do they want death so bad?

>>73953521

Nah, you just like to convince yourself that it's full

>>73953521
>"We're full"
>Actively dying
>69% forested
Full of old people and trees

>>73953563
We became full after Davido-kun passed the airport gates

Tourists or very seletective immigration allowed now

>>73953603
Hey I was planning on bringing a taco cart to japan to sell tacos, do you guys like tacos?

>>73953603

If it makes you feel better keeping Muslims and poor beaners out of your country, that's your prerogative, Japan.

>>73953677
If you replace one kebab with your taco, maybe.
Too much noisy kebab in Tokyo

>>73953719
I saw a kebab seller at the beach in Kamakura once and next to it was a crossdresser serving ramen, they were serving meals in the same shack and I was like wtf

>>73953876
Kamakura is major touristic place of Japanese heritage, only traditional Japanese shops should be allowed to there.

For me: Kebab is only OK in Roppongi and crossdresser only OK in 2-chome or harajuku

>>73952228
>"you will not fit in society"
an insult in Japan, lol

desu that much Schadenfreude is not good for you either. Have at least a tiny bit of mercy.

Let that part of the countryside die a quiet death. If the town can't support itself with its own jobs and taxes, that town deserves to die and return to nature.

Too many new towns popped up after Meiji Japan when the population went from 40mil to 70mil. Now it's fucking 120+mil. Let the population of Japan slowly go down to like 60mil and Japan will be a wonderful country to live in again. (Plus that way it can support its own population without importing food.)

>>73952228
ITT: Things that never happened

>>73952228
Stay on /pol/, faggot English teacher. Sage

>>73953453
Its actually cheap as shit, especially outside of Tokyo.

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>>73953380

But, you can choose your family.

>>73953321
>rapid decline
>mostly old people dying off
>most japs have temporary and shitty jobs, no permanent or decent work
>economy in general is pretty shit

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>>73953321

There IS a rapid decline. They've actually been trying to get Americans to come over and work for them since I was in high school.

That was ten years ago.

I'm not going over there, fuck that. They can tempt the Australians into that shit.

>>73952228
At least you live in Japan. Say thanks you are not born in Syria.

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>>73952228
>try to make Mummy by using chicken at backyard(as an experiment)

Audibly kek'd

it just sounds like you can't handle the bantz, maybe if you got laid a bit more...

>>73961753

Yeah, then you would have to become a Canadian citizen.

The horror, the horror.

>>73961906

I hear you can pay somebody to suck a mean dick in their Tokyo red light district...shinjuku I think? Personally I'd rather go to Amsterdam or Vegas if I'm going to fuck around with some hookers.

>>73952228
>try to make Mummy by using chicken at backyard(as an experiment)
Did it work?

>>73953321
Imagine a tank full of water, and the water are the businesses and companies. There is fish inside the water (a lot of fish), they are the working age population.
If you remove fish, the water level should sink, meaning there is less work. But the water has to disappear from somewhere, right? It disappears from the top of the tank. Here, the top of the tank are the villages and small towns. The bottom of the tank are the big cities

>>73962976

I get that English is your second language and all, but dude that analogy was making sense until it totally fell apart.

To reiterate, or basically mock you- "I have some fish, but no fish, ans some water, then there's some water, no fish, but water, fish, water, tank fish."

Spell it the fuck out Germany.

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>>73952228
>try to make Mummy by using chicken at backyard(as an experiment)

do i need to understand nipponese to work in japan?

asking for a friend

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Japan needs more immigrants, many people would like to live in a Japanese rural village and bring more global culture and influence to them

>>73965468
no thanks

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>>73965283

Dem chikkuns tho.

>>73965543

I'd go to Hokkaido and tell those idiots what they're doing wrong in regards to agriculture but I really don't want to get irradiated.

>no potatoes for the populace
>potatoes will basically grow anywhere

YOU FUCKING-

>>73965675
keep your potatoes in ireland

>>73965903
how can you even type what you are saying, the botox should have paralysed your fingers by now

>>73965675
orientals will never be multicultural. it was america that really made it seems cool in europe

the white guys having halfu children are a drop in the ocean

>>73965903

You could basically eat your own asshole before you found a potato in Ireland. The majority of ours are from Idaho and Montana. You don't want ours though so we'll keep our "crisps" to ourselves, cunt.

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>>73966147

I'd fuck the shit out of some Asian pussy but fuck living in one of those places. It's like "oh by the way we get to have horrifically retarded television and pretend to like each other after we get married, forever."

How about you fuck off, Kitsumi?

>>73965903

I saw Koreans eating our BBQ on youtube. Don't even pretend that you don't want our fat dick. I thought those girls looked like it was Christmas day and the easter bunny just buttfucked them when they brough out some smoked brisket.

>>73965977
>>73966157
>>73966588
The butthurt is real

what the fuck is a village

>>73966851

Look at this German attempting to recognize banter.

The actual fetish for robot porn has now become real in my mind.

>>73966990

It's what we call a town, but relatives are fucking each other for some reason. Oh and they're definitely French for some reason, in my head.

>>73966990
it's like a town except there is no running water, a lot fewer people and instead of everyone living a few kilometers away from each other they're all clumped together for some reason.

very strange

>>73967386

I imagine a well in the middle of a city and a hobo shits in it all day.

>village

How about you go fuck yourself? Village is pretentious unless you're hauling cabbages with a donkey or some shit.

>>73952228
>>try to make Mummy by using chicken at backyard(as an experiment)
wow, is it just you or are all Japs this insane? I don't often say it, but you guys seem to really need Jesus.

>>73952228
何県出身ですか
通っている大学はどこですか

後、歴史や大昔の文化が興味なら、生きている文化を千年後の人間のために守りたいという気持ちはなぜありませんか

>>73967614
Village is the official translation of certain legally-defined administrative divisions in Japan.

>>73952228
Listen, here's what you have to do:

You have to finish your degree

Get a job at Honda

And finally make them produce a fucking V8 Hatchback already

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>>73953490
But isn't that how germany cucked themselves?

Fuck off you /pol/ack jap English teacher fuck; /int/ don't reply to this thread he's been posting this copypasta for years on /pol/

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>>73975882
Let me fix that for you