You have 10 seconds to act as French as possible or this bird

I surrender unconditionally, stab me if you must. I won't fight.

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I surrender to bird
please dont stab

*ignores you because you're speaking english*

hon hon hon

>>73923514
>>73923515
Bad answer, no french will recognize you as so since this meme is an indicator of foreigner's stupidity

>>73923521
Really good answer

>>73923614
Fairly good answer

>>73923458
*shits in parisian streets*

american alchohol tastes like piss

>>73923658
*pretends that the french aren't cheese eating surrender monkeys*

>>73923458
>"I hate my own countrymen but I hate other countries even more"

>>73923682
OP said act french, not like Pajeet.

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>>73923458

Ce thread est maintenant un /fr

Edition bouton l'anglois hors de nos belles contrées.

kuffars all of you

Run off and let the Americans deal with it

oooo la la

*wears scarf in sunny weather*

Hon hon, mon ami. Vous just a silly bird, You can't stab me, non.

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>>73923746
>implying there's any difference nowadays

*runs over bird*

>>73923521
This

>>73923514
>>73923515
Bad answer, no french will recognize you as so since this meme is an indicator of foreigner's stupidity

>>73923521
Really good answer

>>73923614
Fairly good answer

hon hon oui oui oui

Bonjour mon petite cherrie

omelette du fromage

>>73923514
>>73923515
Bad answer, no french will recognize you as so since this meme is an indicator of foreigner's stupidity

>>73923521
Really good answer

>>73923614
Fairly good answer

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Bad answer, no french will recognize you as so since this meme is an indicator of foreigner's stupidity

*plays dead*

>>73923514
>>73923515
>>73923716

I hate you all honestly

>>73923458
*steals italian art*

>>73923458
Fra fraaa ~ :3

hon hon hon I am a nigger and I will go get set some cars on fire

>>73923706
very bad
>>73923716
reconsider your day
>>73923741
satisfying
>>73923776
flawless
>>73923822
5/10
>>73923844
3/10
>>73923854
good enough

je suis monté

>>73923706
very bad
>>73923716 (You)
reconsider your day
>>73923741
satisfying
>>73923776
flawless
>>73923822
5/10
>>73923844
3/10
>>73923854
good enough

>>73923658
>french
>surrender
not recognizable? do you not joke about that yourselves?

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I haven't showered today and don't intend to.

>>73927809
Unironically me desu

>>73927809
>2017
>smoking
must be a dated picture.

>>73928036
tobacco smoking is still well and alive outside the us

>>73928110
seriously?? why would you willingly kill yourself? i don't really know anyone who smokes these days.

>>73928171
well in a social late-night environment that involves hard liquor nothing beats lighting a cigarette

>>73928329
agree

>>73928171
That is because you are a cunt of vaping hippies

>>73928365
you probably unironically have a lot of vaping hipsters too. thats an international cancer. but hey whatever helps you live longer. better be cancer than dying of lung cancer when you are 50.

>>73928496
>dying of lung cancer when you are 50
The last two generations on my ancestors' male side did not live to be 50.

>>73928571
and still that doesn't make you change your mind and stop smoking/drinking? i would unironically rather eat fast food that you guys are so horrified of. yet you drink and smoke.

>>73928036
The French still smoke in restaurants. Disgusting but true, I saw it with my own eyes less than a year ago.

>>73928711
I am not really that big on smoking, but alcohol is something I can't quit easily,

>>73928742
that's unfortunately forbidden since like 10 years actually
(except on the terrace but that's the street not the restaurant, and it's fucking stupid to forbid it)
(if you do forbid it people will just stand up and argue that they are now in the street, and not the restaurant)

>>73928742
Holy shit. Are they seated separately at least? I mean if you are a non-smoker that is a fucking torture.

>>73928865
umm actually, smoking on streets should be forbidden too

>>73928930
t. literally stalin

>>73928865
well there should also be a non-smoking zone next to a restaurant or any other public place so they wouldn't attempt to cheat. if you harass them long enough they will stop smoking altogether since that wouldn't be worth the trouble.

>>73928865
>if you do forbid it people will just stand up and argue that they are now in the street, and not the restaurant

Actually no, here smokers politely walk away from the terrace to have their cigarette where it wont bother other patrons, because in Canada we aren't uncivilized barbarians.

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>>73928971
Stalin smoked

>literally
you don't know what this word means, do you?

>>73928971
no it is muh freedom to be free of your freedom
have a noisy party when i am asleep and i will call cops on you
am i stalin?

>>73929014
what if you are in the street and smoking ? you can't walk past restaurants somehow ?

>>73929120
if i don't blow the smoke in your face directly i'm not impeding on your freedom in any way whatsoever

>>73927776
Of course not retard. This "joke" is 100% American and dates from 2001. Everybody else knows it is bullshit.

>>73923458
*Gets culturally enriched by a peaceful truck*

>>73923458
let meh tell yuo, dese hanglish u no? they can not play the ockey lik we supérieur frensh canadiens no? *drinks pepsi* *takes loan from mafia boss to buy house* *complains about alberta while sucking up equalization payments*

*complains*

i'm gay

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>>73923458
is this the queue to opposite for public servant?

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>>73923515
>Australia
>Mocking someone by saying they surrender to birds.

J'aime la pomme de terre

>>73937379
Also
*Dumps piles shit near government in Protest*

I stink, ribbit.

>>73937115
Lel, didn't even noticed before your post.

*surrenders literally instantly*

>>73938651
If it weren't for being an island you would have surrendered to both Napoleon and Hitler

>>73939404
I am Greek you subhuman trash

>>73937115
They are use to surrendering to birds. He was actually role playing as Australia and France in one post.

Ausposter is playing 8D chess

*Recites a poem by Apollinaire and then start sucking arab cock*

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>>73923458
HON HON HON LE PAINTING OF LE BAGUETTE IM MAKING HON HON HON

>>73923458
weeeeeeeeee weeeeeeeee snails eifel tower bonjour apitet

I. SURRENDER.

>>73923514
>>73923515
Bad answer, no french will recognize you as so since this meme is an indicator of foreigner's stupidity
>>73923521
Really good answer
>>73923614
Fairly good answer