Setting aside "poo in the loo" and its lesser cousin

>>73913108
they have gods with a lot of hands that look like smurf

there's an active maoist insurgency that holds territory

>>73913108
they make excellent IT engineers.
But they like to watch retarded movies in which actors and actresses abruptly start dancing during their play.

Quick rundown on India/Indians
>Worship 5 armed lobster-women and elephant-men
>are afraid of cows, cows rule over them and they must bow when one crosses their path
>they don't ride on the inside of trains, they just cling to the outside, cows are most likely inside
>after voting in an election the government removes one finger to prevent voting twice, and to keep the elderly from voting
>have nukes somehow
>sold all their land to the British East India Co. and unlawfully stole it back a century and a half later

Unlike the Chinese, they're uncapable of civilized life.

>>73913108
PRODUCE EXCREMENT IN TENEMENT

>>73913108
Who are the "Jews" of India? The Jains, or the Parsis? One of them must be.

>>73913276
Zoroastrians for sure. Such a tiny population but incredibly relevant and over-represented

>>73913276
Jains
>1% of the population but a disproportionately high share in the Top 1%
>largely bankers, accountants and traders of goods and securities
>whackadoo religious beliefs and rituals
>extremely powerful political lobbying

>>73913161
I've heard they've got communes set up now.

>>73913161
>passive
Ftfy

http://economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/politics-and-nation/all-quiet-in-naxal-belt-government-may-have-finally-reined-in-maoists/articleshow/49189381.cms

>>73913325
oh my mistake, I must have been thinking of Jains not Zorostrians. What are the Zoroastrians like?

>>73913108
They make funny ans naive movies

My top 3 india facts

>indian women are cute
>indian women are loyal girlfriends
>I want an indian girlfriend

>>73913233
>cows are most likely inside

kek

>>73913343
Infertile apparently

https://www.quora.com/Why-is-Indias-Parsi-community-going-extinct

>>73913276
I think it's the "Baniyas" stemming from the "Vaishyas" of the past.
They are incredibly stingy when it comes to money.

There are exceptions, however.

>>73913325
It's just that only well-off people can afford to be Jains because it's really hard for the working class (especially the farmers and the butchers) to follow their strict regulations.

subhumans

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>tfw no poo princess gf

>>73913108
Our Indo-European brethren.

indian men are the thirstiest on the planet and will swarm over women like vultures

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>>73913108
they've got gods like pokemon
there's too fucking many of them and people live like sardines
they're really big on class distinction and have people called "untouchables" who are the bottom rung I think
they love corny movies with lots of singing and dancing
cows are either holy or sacred and there's apparently some distinction that I can never remember
IT engineers???
they do all of Britain's phone customer service
not culturally homogenous; loads of different peoples under the Indian flag
love to take dips in the sacred river full of corpse ash and poops
Gandhi made the whole country lie on the floor and have a temper tantrum until the British left

>>73913262
also this

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>>73915066
Good summary

>>73913108
Curry
Green card
IT
Bollywood
Caste System
Kashmir
Cow

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Bit of overpopulation

1 tree per 100.000 people

>>73913108
i only know poo in the loo and shit in the pit

>>73914776
I'd say baniyas too, even half of the billionaires are baniyas

>>73918613
good lord, imagine how successful firebombing would be, we could beat the 50,000 record easily

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What is this circle shit all over India?

>>73922987
It's where we rape and dump cheap Ukrainian whores

http://www.euronews.com/2012/01/18/ukrainian-women-rage-against-indian-prostitute-slur

>>73913233
>American education
Our electoral process is one the best in the world unlike your nigger tier electoral process

>>73913276
Jains and Banyas

>>73913343
>What are the Zoroastrians like?
Jews 0.5 but with very low marriage and birth rate

>>73922987
That's not circle of shit, that a pond made to collect rainwater so it can replenish the ground water levels. Its a water conservation system.

if a goat died in a bush in the center of Mumbai nobody would notice the smell after a week, and that is how Indians do.

>>73913108
some indians are killing people for eating cow meat

>>73913342
They'll win one day sweetie

Everything I need to know about India I learned here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPne-q4ynts

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>>73928801
>sweetie
No Bess they won't

DESIGNATED

>>73928920
This one is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ0oGQZW1M4&t=373s

>>73928959
As the global economy worsens, worker militancy like the Naxalite movement will become commonplace across the world, and existing socialist insurgencies will be emboldened.

>>73928801
They have no mainstream support(most people don't even know there's an insurgency). All they can do is hide in jungles and kidnap villagers.

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>>73929121
>worker militancy
No Honeybun, they are just a ragtag bunch of tribals who had not been yet defeated because of a lack of political will and (((human rights))) "concerns"

Rest assured that Modi and his Far-Right party have no such compunctions

http://www.thehindu.com/news/national/%E2%80%98160-rise-in-killings-of-Naxals-in-2016%E2%80%99/article17001384.ece

Why are Bihar and Uttar Pradesh such shitholes?

Has any Indian here read the Black Company books, what did you think about them?

>>73929484
They were occupied the longest, aka divide and rule along caste lines worked exceptionally well there.

>>73929766
What are they?

>>73929484
Cancerous nigger tier people ruled by most corrupted politicians

>>73930237
Fantasy, it after the first 5th it decides to move to fantasy India and more than half of it takes place there.

>>73930317
If I recall correctly it deals with the possible nuclear warfare and how the world geography will change in coming years. And the section you are referring to is a Indo-Pakistan nuclear war.

They wuz Harappans n shiieeet
Also feminine Cholos, aka Cholas.
Also, Mauryans and Ashoka the Great.

There was a proto-form of democracy in a city-state there, I wanna say in Kalinga, but I may be confusing it because of the above two empires.

Damascus steel was invented in the region.

Jews had a community there two thousand years ago, on the west coast in some city I think near Goa. A lot of them came after various failed revolts against the Romans.

On a non-historical note, Indian women often have large boobs, but flat arses.

>>73930660
>Indian women often have large boobs, but flat arses.
From what I've seen, it's the exact opposite.

>>73930505
Nah, it wizards n empires sort of fantasy. It's an old series by fantasy standards. It essentially follows almost the entire life of a soldier with no special powers dealing with autistic mages and warfare on several continents.

>>73930841
Sounds interesting, would definitively read it

massively overhired in IT in the UK under the illusion they are cheap, but don't really cost much less and take 3 of them to do 1 mans job