>always thought I was 100% Germanic mustard race
>look into mom's side of the family
>they are all "Norwegians" with black hair and squinty eyes
I-I'm not Saami r-right guys?
So, whats the problem? All europeans look the same.
>>73908814
>Finnic
>European
That's a negative
>>73908768
Fuck same shit happend to me,
> think I'm all Le German
> find out I'm half Norwegian
> one grandpa who claims to be full Norwegian has curly black hair
> when he was young in his school picture he looks like some kind of happa Nord
> he suddenly looks all normal when he's 18-19
> do genetic test cuz some random newly discovered uncle says we are Jewish
> find out that I'm German/Norwegian/Irish/British with a hint of Finnish
> Suddenly I can grow facial hair
> it's fucking red
>no red heads in family
Fuck American genes the worst of the Europeans must've been sent here.
>>73908814
>sami
>european
Sorry OP, you are the unfortunate mongrel of asian and cuck white genes. All memes aside tho, I lost my virginity to a 50% sami and she was pretty hot.
>>73908898
You can carry red hair genes without having red hair.
>>73908907
>>sami
>>european
Considering they're literally indigeneous europeans for most of their genes even moreso than you or me i'd really not bet on your argument holding.
>>73908768
>>73908907
What's wrong with the Sami? I know kind of who they are but I don't really know anything about them. Why is this bad?
>tfw haplogroup r1a1a
Am I white?
>>73909035
I'm 50% German and 50% Swedish. Literally Hitler's wet dream.
>>73909192
Nothing wrong with them, they're just a tribe of mixed Euros with Asians so we poke fun at them.
>>73909290
>sends his DNA to the jews
>>73909329
For free, too.
>>73908898
>>73908907
What do I do now, move to Finnmark and start demanding reparations from the Nords? Start shitposting on ylilauta while drinking ES?
How do I begin my life as a mongol?
>>73909290
That means that you are a true aryan
>>73909306
Germans weren't aryan enough according to Hitler. He believed people in the Norwegian mountains were the purest aryans in the world
>>73910524
Hmm well, Norwegians do have the highest R1a concentration in all of Scandinavia, so he wasn't really wrong about that.
>>73909329
>sending his DNA to jews so he can inflate his ego on the web
Why?