A russian, an american and a german walk into a bar the bartender

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>>73907676
>American walks into a bar
>Gets shot by an escaped convict wearing microwaves for shoes

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>be american
>shit yourself
>get shot

lol!

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>american walks into a bar
>too hot in here
>goes outside
>arrested for public intoxication

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A canadian, an american and a chilean walk into a bar

the bartender asks:"What can I bring you guys"

The canadian orders moose piss

the american orders a shoe on the rocks

the chilean fucks a llama

the bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots the llama in the face

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>americans are stupid and fat lol

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>>73907723
>>73907861
Holy shart

>>73907676
>an american
>walk
I thought you guys used mobility scooters

>>73907960
>a finn
>live
i thought you guys killed yourselves

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>American drives into a bar on his refrigerated mobility scooter
>shoots his pant

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>be american
>dab
>get shot

>>73907991
>an american
>thought
Have you reported to your local thought police yet?

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>>73907774
>b merican
>shoot urself
>shart

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>usa guy
>bullet hapen 2 ur body
JOKE

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>one shot at life
>shart in the mart

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>>73908186

You forgot to microwave the joke senpai

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>one shot at life
>die

>>73908204
>won shart @ life

fizxed it for u ;^)

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>be american
>one shot at life
>get shot

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>>73908223

>AMERICA
>SHOE

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>>73907676
>merican
>pew pew

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>>73908265
>be Chilean
>steal American jokes
>get shot

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>amerishoes

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>>73907676
>>73907723
>>73907800
>>73907861
>American walks

the best part of the joke

>>73907676
> Be american
> Vote for reality TV star conspiracy theorist with no political experience

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>one shart at mart
>get shot

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>be canadian
>get shot for being a faggot
>still a faggot

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>be american
>go to the mart
>shart
>everyone claps
>triumphantly exit the mart
>get shot

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>be argentine

>>73907676
thanks, I haven't seen a shitpost from 4chan for 5 seconds. i was having withdrawals

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>be non-american
>get mc'dicked

nice, so we are approaching the leaf level of shitposting

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>>73907676

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>>73908650

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>>73909478
rlly make u think

very BAD thread

please make swift killings of self

>>73909513
This, but unironically.

>>73908204
>one shot at life
>get shot

>>73909605
as usual

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>>73907676
you literally copied my joke but replaced the american part with german and you are still getting bullied LMAO DUMB AMERIFATS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN

>>73907861

what a twist

>>73909888
hitler trips checked

>>73909888
mein digits

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>>73909888

A Brit, a Frenchmen and a German walk into a bar. Then Mohammed Ibn-Battuta uses his peaceful truck and cultrally enriches them with his peaceful truck for being alcohol drinking infidels.

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>>73908265
>Be Chilean
>Get dropped from helicopter

>american walks into a bar, it bends

>>73909478
Jesus fokin christ delet this

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>>73907861
why

An American walks into a bar.

The rest of the world goes under it like smart people.

hah

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>>73908926
>Be Argentine
>White

>American makes a joke
>entire world gangs up on them

I knew you all hated us

fuck you