>gday mate. Welcome to the COCKpit ;) Youve won a free ride

>>73898296
>me lap
Learn to speak English you fat bogan

>>73898385
but its correct, and if not correct at least often used slamg

To the skies baby!

>>73898427
Only the lowest class speak this way

Yeah, I think I'll go back to sitting between those two fat tourists in coach.

Take me to vaporwave bhutan.

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>>73898296

1 to Austrailia m8, im gunna twat one of these cheeky cunts right in the todger.

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>this is your captain speaking. All twinks on board report to the COCKpit for a private lesson

>>73898296
I just do not understand the motive behind gayposting.
Also, there's a digital penis on one of the screens.

>>73898496
wtf why are you on the bosnia

S-s-soapland?

>>73899188
Holiday

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*switches the in flight moviess to a slide show of my selfies*

>im gonna crash this plane right into the sea if i dont have a twink on my lap right NOW

>>73899612
Nigga u always on holiday

>>73899815
Fuark