All states are made up edition (low key Irish nationalism edition)
>>73892396
where you at m8
would love to live in a place with as much going on creatively as london
Ugly gurlz editzione
>>73892528
Fuck the Irish
WE DONT HAVE TO TAKE OUR CLOTHES OFF, TO HAVE A GOOD TIME
OH NOOOOOO
it's getting hot in here
(so hot)
so have a nice solero
>>73892594
>All I can hear when I see this image:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caP7VY5trw8
paramilitaries OUT
Anyone notice how some smell have a musky smell about them? It it isn't a bad smell and can be somewhat pleasant.
Wonder what it is.
>>73892580
>>73892528
dreaming of a 32 county ireland
help
neep neep
Hmm
hmm
think google is slowly getting more jewey
>>73892645
some smells do indeed have a musky smell about them.
>>73892654
I was dreaming of becoming the supreme emperor of the universe and once I become that I can undo your dream
Love browsing twitter accounts of absolutely infuriating parodies of human life
>>73892697
IMAJUHN MAEY SURRPEIS
friendly reminder that it will literally be christmas in a few short months
Interstellar is such an amazing film
>>73892729
choccie ar la
>>73892710
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urxk4mveLCw
We Javertposting now?
>>73892697
SEW MUCH FOR THE INTOLURUNT FRENCH
Utterly mystified by the normie life. I mean, I go from being an utter stranger to some woman to sticking my penis in her (and her wanting me to)? Mental.
>>73892580
do any of your family speak Italian
>>73892697
THIS ES NOHT A LEGITMAUGHT FAUHM OF PROTEST
heembreed will be canada's glorious return to cutting edge electronic music after yours truly gets the ball rolling
*meows*
*licks you*
>>73892777
mad innit
so
what's everyone doing this weekend
>>73892697
i probably wouldn't notice 2bh. but either way europe is doomed. not because of people like them but because of the lefties who think all muslims are freedom loving liberals and suck their dicks as much as possible.
REECE is banging his HOT GF in AMSTERDAM at a DRAKE concert while you sit ALONE posting on /brit/
finished my wank
>>73892826
gona lie in bed like i do all week
Smash the patriarchy?
*places my bollocks on the table*
Yes please!
>live in London zone 1
>23 years old
>Ten mins walk from Westminster bridge, can see all of the attractions on my short walk to the shop
>See them all again on my short walk back home
>Sit in my room getting pissed alone with the greatest city in the world at my fingertips
Like clockwork.
>>73892742
https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/k9pp37mnh9s9uvrr
get a few more replies than usual when I start a thread with this image
>>73892826
out with pa for my 21st
WOLKING AROWND in an EYE-SIS FLAG is NAWT POONK RONK
>>73892826
drink
how do i get this job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpNpDM-enLw
Off to teach English in Japan next year lads.
>>73892865
no friends?
>>73892826
consuming beverages of an alcoholic nature
>>73892838
>the greatest adventure of my life so far
>going to a drake concert
god he's such a fucking deano runt
>>73892826
wreck my body with drugs and hope I don't wake up the next day
the usual
>>73892856
The popular London attractions are shit though, filled with tourists and overrated
The ordinary areas are far better
>>73892888
If it's like Blackwater you probably have to serve in a regular military first
Love this tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMfPJT4XjAI
>>73892900
good one
>>73892898
'nce
>>73892826
Fleshlight due to arrive on Saturday morning.
I will say no more.
>>73892697
Just another day in France.
REECE fucks his HOT GF and then takes a SELFIE about his BLUE EYES while you LANGUISH ALONE
>>73892888
btfo. would be great fun shooting some dirty somalis for a living.
>>73892898
ah yes japanese schoolgirls
>>73892968
Fucking hell hate being a shitzkin
>>73892968
ah yes the ol' whore
>>73892929
I know. Just trying to give an impression of how central I am.
>>73892960
Brussels isn't any better mate.
>>73892968
pair of gay cunts
>>73892968
Fuck off you beta cunt
GROW A PAIR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCpD65wmh90
woah ...
>>73892865
happy pre-birthday
>>73893003
im white and dont have a life like his.
What's the point???
work in 3 days
>>73892856
FOB
>>73892968
definite deputy call center manager vibes off this lad
shant be envying because he nabbed a 7/10
>>73893069
Don't even start
>mate is trying to have a kid with his GF
>cunt has been trying forever
>no luck
>know she likes me
>think she wants a real mans seed
I want to impregnate this girl and have nothing to do with the kid.
>>73892968
>low key white supremacy
he's aight 2bh
>>73893003
dont call yourself a shitskin mate. not on.
>>73893069
Work in 2 days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1__6ft9y5c
>>73892968
turn your Bluetooth off
Managed to get an attractive grill all worked up about me, lads. I displayed interest in her then abruptly ignored her and unfriended her on fb. Now she's sending me emotional, accusatory messages saying how disappointed she is in me. She wants the d but I'm not giving it to her. I like emotionally torturing women.
>>73893099
Hottest white gurl I could bang was an objective 6. We're just uglier on avg, m80
>>73893002
only good one has been nabbed by the teacher
>>73893037
thanks
>>73893090
pic
>>73893071
I'm not making much more than 30k
We're all in a similar position here regardless of how much we make and where we live.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l78VNe_dhAM
>tfw no Royal Navy banter
>>73892888
could make a great video game out of this
>>73893161
well then use that to motivate yourself improve your other aspects.
>Managed to get an attractive grill all worked up about me, lads. I displayed interest in her then abruptly ignored her and unfriended her on fb. Now she's sending me emotional, accusatory messages saying how disappointed she is in me. She wants the d but I'm not giving it to her. I like emotionally torturing women.
wanna see muh growler?
>>73893002
Why did no one tell them you're not supposed to button up the bottom button?
>>73893208
unironically better than the original
>>73893160
>tfw doing the same thing to a crazy tranny I met on OKC
please post your willies
>>73893214
>other aspects
Like...
in wetherspoons on my own what should I do lads?
Pop that boy pucci
>>73893186
I'm not gonna post her picture here.
She isn't even that good looking but she is so sweet and innocent and desu I don't think my mate has a good fuck in him. I just want to throw her about and fuck her like a filthy little tart and get every last drop out of her
post cute girls feet
>>73893147
is this le psychotic bald philosopher man?
>>73892838
how can going dam be the adventure of your life? truly is the proto deano
>>73893260
Invite the lads
>>73893260
chat up middle aged women and have sex with them
>>73893260
Go home and drink alone instead like me
>>73893260
go home desu
>in wetherspoons on my own
lol
>lad in game asks if I want to pre order something
>ask him if it's likely to sell out
>he says nothing
Rekt him.
>>73893271
pics
>>73893260
plop out your stonker
>>73893260
check your phone
>>73893296
>>73893297
my family are drinking together but i lsft them because im a sperg
>>73893200
Do you live with mummy and daddy or house share?
>>73893260
>Moyes
>Patrick Steward is hosting HIGNFY
wat
>>73893283
can't tell if squinting or very oriental
>>73893304
haha
pwned
>>73893138
Why?
Shoyld I go to the club tonite? 1 btl of wine and a beer in but could.probably manage to get my motorbike downtown if I stop to breathe
>>73893357
he's very political, haven't you seen him DESTROYING drumpf?
>>73893343
House share but the other two are never in
Always with their girlfriends
ate 3 bananas yesterday
on course for another 3 today
my life is genuinely riveting
>>73893002
Shitty photo desu, they've all got their eyes closed. Oh, wait...
>in only 60 hours I'll be back at my desk
>>73893379
wastes battery
>>73893340
ouch.
fortunately im not squeamish about anatomy. makes working in a hospital pretty interesting actually. the human body is fascinating but also grim. leaving the African savannah was humanity's greatest mistake.
bioshock remastered collection is £20 on PSN lads
should I get it?
really enjoyed the first one but haven't played any of the others
>>73893419
Yes.
Very moody today and I don't know why
>>73893402
>in only 60 hours I'll be back at my desk at home browsing /brit/
>>73893280
yep
>>73893419
Didn't like infinite but the others were great.
>>73893465
(me)
>>73893383
what kind of music would they be playing? is the kind of club i go to where is a black sweatbox and your mind is obliterated by drugs and industrial techno?
is it a locals only kinda place or would you see white tourists?
Alrite. Going downtown, lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMroQrL3Nrw
>you will never die for King and Country
>>73893003
you look like michael jackson so it could be a lot lot worse mate
>I think she wants to slide it in before Donald comes
Dirty bitch
>>73893419
2 & infinite are pretty good
but the first is definitely the best
>>73893419
No Infinite is shit
post 80s 'lectropop toons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVyrtzYklB0
>>73893473
do NOT drink and drive
>>73893465
>>73893465
(you)
Gonna turn my life around lads. It starts tomorrow.
Fuck Reece is a big guy he could heem anyone itt shit talking him
post cute doggo pics
>>73893465
nice
>>73893506
Smoke and fly instead lmao
>>73893396
youre fucking radioactive!
>>73893531
>>73893520
to (me)
to (you)
to (me)
to (you)
to (me)
to (you)
feel bad for laughing but whatever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBoMS0TfNaQ
>>73893529
do you think he calls his genitals Reece's pieces? I would
>>73893465
>>73893520
>>73893532
these
>>73893529
could send him into orbit with one swift kick
how do I even get into programming
>>73893626
Through the front door presumably
>>73893626
you dont, CLOSED SHOP
>>73893626
look up tutorials and try and program simple things
then move up
>what did you say about my gf you little cunt?
What do
>>73893536
Wow what a cool bald middle aged guy living in a crappy apartment
Gonna go teach english in Korea and get a kgf. Bet everyone will like me because im white rather than hate me like everyone at home haha
>>73893678
stab him and run
>>73893529
I'd vapourise his doughy physique in one crack
>https://www.speakpipe.com/voice-recorder/msg/k9pp37mnh9s9uvrr
Rate muh voice lads
feeling quite 'cidal
>>73893678
look at those gyno nips
might make some 'za
Gonna eat, shower and ride into town.
Ttysoon, lads
>>73893701
your arse crack?
>>73893705
who the fuck doesn't use vocaroo?
>>73893601
me after i turn someones chin into dust
>>73893710
so do I lad, every single day, only thing that stops me is that I'm a coward, literally just afraid of the pain of stabbing myself
>>73893705
I liked that it was nice
>>73893678
looks like a fucking sex doll mate
>>73893705
yank? sounds nice
dont come to weston-super-mare if you dont want your jaw vaporised
business idea: browse /brit/ for 14 hours a day
>>73893768
you turned your own chin into dust? w-what
>>73893775
>>73893780
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mpxguPNtP4o
Me in college
depression drinking and listening to king krule alone
friday night haha :/
>>73893819
afraid ive got a patent on that lad
Why are Reese's feet so small
might drive to cheddar gorge right now for banter
>me after i turn someones chin into dust
>>73893874
Virgin feet
>>73893874
Lol he has show lifts in
Considering dabbling in alcoholism
Would at least give me a reason to be a miserable cunt
>>73893834
You grew up in the USA?
>>73892898
JET?
>>73893710
same lad
can't wait to be an old man so i can wear one of these bad boys
got an awful ugly deep monotone voice
>>73893856
AND MY SOUL CHOKES
>There's an Australian """"""""""civilisation""""""""""" in Civilisation VI
Have literally been in stitches for 20 minutes now
>>73892528
IMPORTANT RESEARCH LADS
http://www.strawpoll.me/12796678
http://www.strawpoll.me/12796678
http://www.strawpoll.me/12796678
Say what you will about are Reece but he's a big guy. Look how thick he is. Send half the runts itt into outer space
>>73892898
accidentally bullied you with my post about Korea lad. Sorry honestly didnt see yours
>>73893939
By the time we're old men they will be banned under sharia law
>>73893911
Ye
nothing like citrus on a hot day
chat shit about king krule's voice again and i will personally spark you out sunshine
>>73894007
r*ddit
>>73893975
I like how he rotates his hand to show off his watch
>>73893975
Would snap that runt's wrists like matchsticks
>>73893975
Whys he standing like that? is he a fucking teapot
anyone here watched Lion? top film
>>73893834
http://williamsoctet.com/alumni/
i wont which one you are mate
Getiting on the ole nyorbike as they say lads
Is it normal to sign off your texts/emails with an x if you're a bloke?
Asking for a friend
That Reece is a filthy Manlet, 5'8 at best
He's just lucky that his bird is short
>>73894065
agreed
>>73894085
>wont
oops
*wonder
>>73894093
I think it's pretty gay but a lot of people seem to do it so I don't think it matters
>>73894065
Always cry when Simba's dad dies
>>73894093
No. Get yourself checked for homosexuality
Need to poo but light in toilet is broken
so was stone henge really built in Ireland? and transported to Britain by magic?
RIGHT PROUDLY HIGH O'ER DUBLIN TOWN HUNG THEY OUT THE FLAG OF WAR
>>73893531
>>73893975
>dr. /brit/, i'm reese i a
Why do you guys hate London so much?
Which one
imagine if you were a runt haha
imagine that
haha
>>73893975
could heem this cunt into orbit after seeing this >>73893874
>>73894198
Too many pakis
>>73894157
Would drop kick this scruffy runt into low orbit
>>73894055
>>73894021
He does that in every photo
>>73894164
xDDD screening this and putting it on reddit
>>73894198
(((they))) are racist
>>73894222
could knock them both out with a single punch
>>73894007
phwoar
>>73894086
you been drinking lad
>>73894198
full of londoners
>>73894085
Class of a million years ago
Who actually is this Reece lad?
>>73894210
*gives you a once over with the Runt detector*
ahhh. Very impressive
>>73894198
hate pakis & blacks
not racist just dont like em
The worst feel
>>73894279
>Who actually is this Reece lad?
some random deano who /brit/ likes to stalk because his gf has big tits
>>73894208
the biggest, darkest one
watching gogglebox
Lads I come to you once again, a broken man.
Did I blow it with the scotish proto-gf?
I hate that you have to be postmodern to get an answer from western chicks on online dating desu. If she was asian a simple hi, nice to meet you, what do you do? Is enough.
at the same time the fact that the protogf proposed to change topics makes me believe she's still intrigued otherwise she'd just stop responding right. I never been with a scotish women but I like all brit people who are not en*lish tbqf and the irish too.
>>73894142
the irish are a british invention
>too many pakis
ahhhh and it was going so well
DO NOT ENGAGE WITH THE RAPIST KIDDYFIDDLER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES
>>73894334
well he's right. they're awful.
>not enough pakis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aVBH1qIqe7Y
>>73894382
>he is still at large
screaming
190cm is a confirmed nonce, l fiddled with his niece in 2013
Quite like the Ethiopian poster.
>>73894021
>>73894051
While YOU shitpost on /brit/ about Reece, REECE fucks his HOT GF and then goes out to PARTY.
>not enough BBC
>girl at work likes me
>know she is wanting a kid and to settle down
>don't like her THAT much
Literally just want to shag this girl and that's it but I don't want her to get clingy.
just drove into town and saw this sign lads
suppose this is what they mean by brexit Britain
>>73894134
Take a shit in the sink
>>73894433
looks a bit like are paige
>>73894276
did you make this
was this a thinly-veiled attempt to shill your music
>>73894440
shit in her sink. send a pretty clear message
>>73894414
But he's not.
Offed 'imsen.
who'd win in a fight the algerian or ethiopian
>>73894500
you smell
>>73894382
A toad pic of him
>>73894433
imagine her getting blacked
post the pic lads
you know the one
>>73894565
>>73893975
I reckon he is. Would give him the big guy mutual nod of aknowledgment if we met. It's like the anti virgin walk lol
poo!
wank!
>>73894540
A manhunt?
>>73894524
tragic
rip r steve
>>73894588
see immigrants can assimilate
>>73894565
/fug/ needs to heck off.
Tempted to run for PM with a manifesto pledge of banning /fug/
>>73894626
Bring back Tony
only dumb people can be normies
I'm too smart to be normal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y2FQ3ih0MoE&spfreload=5
choone
>>73894590
VERY good lad
can see all of my semi-normie mates turning into normies
>>73894565
I got you...
Ah yes no answer anout the scotish proto gf. You guys are literally useless haha. Cheers. Enjoy the virtual community lads.
*giggle*
*experiments with drugs*
woah...
>>73892829
>the lefties who think all muslims are freedom loving liberals and suck their dicks as much as possible
they're just pretending
Next edition should be a Karen edition?
>>73894667
*walks toward australian parliament*
found a tranny escort lads, half jap and half Korean. literally about 5'6 and skinny as anything, feel like it would be quite nice to obliterate its arsehole
should I go for it?
*experiments with politics*
woah...
>>73894711
80% of my posts get no (You)'s
>>73894750
yes
doing a read
Friendly reminder that if you're in fewer than ten whatsapp group chats you are likely considered a weird loner/potential serial killer
>>73894750
yes
>>73894771
nobody in my social group uses whatsapp
>>73894711
>Algerian
The Ethiopian poster is miles better than you
>>73894791
>>73894791
>>73894791
>>73894791
actual new
>>73894565
>>73894761
It doesn't have to be that way lad. They're just mimicking the brutality and coldness of their neo-liberal in a safe virtual space to feel 'in control'. It's sad really.
>>73894684
knew a lad who looked like the one on the right
>>73894893
*neo-liberal shithole
>>73894696
can only sit on the fence for so long, have to pick a side
t. fell on the wrong side and ended up here
feel like shit lads
>>73894685
would tongue her arse for hours