>be me
>be Aussie
>abbos stealing my money
>Muslims stealing my jobs
>Wogs stealing my Nikes
>NZ stealing my internet
>go to Centrelink
>complain
>"sorry sir, we've introduced the new Abbocuck 2.0 pension, all your tax now goes toward Aboriginal welfare"
>whathappenedtocolonialism.jpg
>left penniless by my own inferior natives
>mfw
>>73874774
>be me
>be autistic
>get to join in on the NEETbucks
I swear to fucking god those Tea Towel Head Cunts are going to cop it now that Malcolm Turnbull is trying to be like Trump
>>73874774
>be me
>fights for indigenous rights
>went to Reconciliation marches
>jumped two weeks ago for my new nikes
>abos
>the most inferior shit skins known to man
>>73874857
I didn't think autisim got neetbux
>>73874875
>Malcolm Turnbull is trying to be like Trump
Sauce?
>>73875114
Have you not read the news in a week?
>>73875273
Not a boomer mate
>>73875114
http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/news/miranda-devines-exclusive-facebook-live-interview-with-prime-minister-malcolm-turnbull/news-story/c7e962f3f391d80cc1c6c3f1af98e926
Sauce provided
>>73874774
>NZ stealing my internet
How do we know you aren't just a Kiwi shitposting from a dinghy off the coast of Tasmania?
>>73875360
Our border patrol would be onto him by now mate
>>73875360
I'm dredging up broadband from the sea floor.
>>73874774
where did you source these alternative facts from?
>>73874774
you've got to Fight to make things Right.
>>73876858
This^
Do it, Aussies.
>>73875114
"I'm a rich man, no-one can buy me."
"Australians should have priority for Australian jobs."
"We need to put Australia first."
"Immigrants must accept Australian values."
>>73875273
*month
>>73878454
That's not Trump. All of our politicians have always said that shit.
>>73876858
>>73876930
The absolute fucking irony coming from the nation which manages to brainwash its citizens into fighting for the rights of corporations and foreign political interests to further intrude on the rights of the people.
Fucking wew lad, you cunts have no sense of self awareness at all.
>>73880828
t. melbourne
>>73880828
Well, atleast I'm not some weakling vegetarian liberal from Melbourne. I have solace knowing that I could probably beat whiners like you up anytime, anywhere.
>>73880963
prove him wrong
>>73881143
>he doesn't know what liberalism is and he thinks it's the same everywhere in the world
>>73874774
lighten up bruce