When will the Japanese just admit that they want to be Australian?

>>73867606
If you let me immigrate, i will admit.

>>73867613
Your wife/girlfriend can immigrate here any time :)

australia sucks

wagyu >>>> cat meat >> aussie beef

>>73867842
fucking this m8

also
shiba >>>>>>>>>>>> koala

>>73867842
>australia sucks
Oh, that's why Japan is #1 on the HDI, right?

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>>73867891
exactly
australia is a shithole that has never been a champion

>>73867912
Stop jerking off to your past and realise that the future of Japan is Australian idealism. Japan hasn't been #1 in 24 years. Australia is barely under Norway on the HDI, and the only reason we've never been #1 is because Norway has struck oil like crazy. The only thing Japan strikes is US fleets, which is met with tactical nukes.

>>73867912
No seriously, how the fuck do you fall from NUMBER ONE on the HDI to number 17????
Also, Australia's rating on the HDI is rising twice as quickly as Norway's, so expect Australia to be #1 by the turn of the decade.

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>>73867963
>>73868004

shut up and bring some minerals over here
that's what you are meant for

>>73867648
Are you okay with my 2d waifu?

>>73868148
lol okay, you depend on us, if we decided to stop giving you meat and minerals then your economy would collapse within 24 hours meanwhile we would be standing strong.
We are not meant to harvest minerals for you, you are meant to pay for our efforts, learn the difference. You are just another asset to Australia, and we wouldn't hesitate to replace you. Similarly, your women depend on our cocks.

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>>73868148
Looks like someone needs another nuke for acting particularly nasty to our greatest ally. Keep in mind, that the Anglosphere owns the world, peasant. Act proper to your masters.

>>73868261
pull your tongue out, jesus

>>73867606
オーストコリア

The only reason Japan is even a sovereign nation is because of Australia.

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>>73868365
Hmmmm? What was that?

Sounded like a mouse squeaking in the distance.

>>73868365
what flag is this

Do they also get cucked by the Big Bird Cock like Aussies?

>>73869139
>implying we lost the emu war

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>>73869159
Sure, Roger. Whatever you say.

>>73869308
Fuck of moor or we'll """test""" some nukes on Portugal too

>>73869308
lol the ADF pulled out of the Emu War for the government to replace them with bounty hunters. By the end of the bounties, 30k emus were killed.

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>>73869324
>>73869351
Oddly upset when talking about a war you claim you won. Americans tend to do the same thing, very intriguing.

>>73869413
What do you mean upset? We're putting you in your place for touting bullshit. The only reason you are even a country is beecause of Anglos, so don't question our superiority.

>>73869463
Shhhhhh, it's alright now. The war is over, the nightmares will stop.

>>73869528
lol shut up you're not even a sovereign state.

>>73869591
t.chinese state

>>73869636
You are literally a Chinese state

>>73867606
I genuinely don't see what's wrong with this image

>>73868261
Now all we need is a Jew to come in here and tell you the same.

>>73869734
>pot calling a kettle black
This is why Australia will always be the Queen's favorite cuck.

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>>73869758
Why are kiwis such unbelievable faggots? Just like Canada, it seems the less relevant neighbors likes to pick on the biggies because they're weak, puny, and want to get some attention from the rest of the world.

I don't doubt you, I'd probably do the same if I was a little faggot.

>>73869882
No wonder they got suspended from ANZUS lmfao

>>73869882
>using the word f*ggot unironically
kys bigot

>>73869907
wat?
Does New Zealand even exist?

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>>73869803
Quite peculiar how you perform mutiny against me when I ally against your bullies. What's up with that? Hmmmm.

>>73869935
http://worldmapswithout.nz/

>>73869935
NZ existence is based solely to a manlet hero movie called Lord of the Rings.

>>73870059
don't forget lorde

>>73867606
propose the immigration plan to us first. why do you give only chinks and gooks and those kinds of 3rd world immigrants that privilege.

>>73870442
Because non-whites are the only baboons left.

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>>73869734
we run ourselves, you are run by us

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>>73870087
I love lorde!!!

>>73870686
>implying singapore has a modicum of authority
>>73870715
HARD
ROCK
HALLELUJAH

>>73870769
you need our money fuckboi, your gonna get rice'd soon enough

>>73870811
Your GDP isn't shit lol, what money

>>73870811
Justify your racism towards the poor malays you fucker

It's because the Nips all have brain damage from radiation and getting fucked up by the White man.

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>>73870879
there isn't
meanwhile we will cure yours soon ;^)

>>73870856
You'll need asia one way or another, prepare to accept those boats

>>73871165
lol cunt we don't have to take any boats when they're being shot down

lol today we have singaporeans who think they matter what a fucked up world

>overly spicy food
What the fuck are you talking about?

fuckinh bump bitch

>>73867606
Japanese are enough smart to avoid the land of emu

>>73867606
Why are Chinese so obsessed with Japan?

>>73872399
So the Japs are smart enough to avoid Australia (they aren't), yet they they're not smart enough to avoid being the second most populous demographic of North Korea? Makes sense.

>>73872543
>second most populous demographic of North Korea
Norks are generally good guy except kim

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>>73868261
Wrong. Japan is greatest ally. Australia is shit now

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>>73869463
>we're

Angus beef is a shit meme.

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>>73867606
>they want to be Australian
I just want your Koalas and Wombats

>>73872893
Angus are just bad tempered little black bastards with shit genetics, they only really kept around because they reach maturity quickly.
Hereford and Santa Gertrudis are much easier to raise, good quality beef

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>>73869882
Stop talking shit about my girlfriend

much rather japs than chinks
>>73873927
you work on a farm?

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Just waiting for tons of anti-austrailia meme by butthurt netouyo

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>>73874262

>>73874196
I part-own a beef cattle and sheep farm

>>73867606
>even their restaurant advertisements will say things like "made with true Australian angus beef".

The purpose of them doing this is just to clarify for customers they are not using American beef aka the shittest quality shit. Not that we value Australian beef.

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>>73875050
Good taste

>>73872624
>Japan is our greatest ally
No, they can never be our greatest allies. We nuked them twice. Remember?

>>73874159
What girlfriend? You realize we're too cold, and bitter to have one. Sadly independent really. Much like MGTOWs. It's the price of freedom. Sorry, but it's true, we're in fact, kissless, hugless virgins because of it. Even our lesser twin wouldn't want to date us because of our freedumbs. We're lterally the /r9k/ country of the world.

>>73875189
Don't worry, they're not gonna slide nuclear materials into their beef lmao

>>73875189
>Not that we value Australian beef.
What the fuck are you doing with 300,000 tonnes of it a year then?

>>73867842
We produce wagyu here too, actually a good portion of the wagyu beef in Japan is probably from Australia. Wagyu is shit anyway though, probably why it's exported because there is no market for it here.

>>73875050
what book is that?

>>73867606
Do you want to collapse diplomatic relations with Japan forever?

>>73878322
ahahha, this is what whitey thinks of you red button nip

stop using your rose tinted glasses

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>>73878322
send more

>>73878322
>Implying an austrailian shitpost could trigger PM Abe and make him chimp out

Reminder that Australia fended off an invasion from the Japanese Empire at its peak