Greatest Ally Edition
Fuck Drumpf
first for bunda
hi lads
>>73851818
Fuck you
>Fuck Drumpf
>>73851836
fantastic post
Mask on
>>73851846
and fuck white people
>>73851838
knock the lads shit off, bud
>rain outside
>sitting in bed
>not an agry wagie
Whom here /comfy/?
>>73851801
>French Ally
Nice meme.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quasi-War
>>73851894
well shit...
>>73851928
feels good having parents with money
>>73851926
got a grubby bloke in our lasses innit lads
Why is it everytime I look in the mirror I want to kill myself
>>73851646
>>73851691
>notices flags
What kind of mirror universe shit is this?
>>73851946
lmao i think the fuckwit who made it doesn't realize russia's flag is not the french flag
>>73851946
I get that you're angry that the French don't like their Canadian hillbilly cousins, but that is no reason to bring up old issues that were buried between the United States of America and France in a time where neither your mother or I existed.
>>73851995
>not killing yourself when you eventually get kicked out
l o l
You're going to get testicular torsion
happy 420 buds
>>73851801
Good addition.
should beardlets be castrated?
Is it racist to not like blacks?
>>73852065
>I get that you're angry that the French don't like their Canadian hillbilly cousins, but that is no reason to bring up old issues that were buried between the United States of America and France in a time where neither your mother or I existed.
>>73852138
blaze up, faggot
>>73852155
Why don't you like me ;-;?
>I give (You)s while trying to fedora post
>>73852138
Happy 420, my negro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5R2sgdbMYD4
>>73852233
>>I give (You)s while trying to fedora post
>>73852206
Because you don't like me your
>>73852239
what are those guys doing
>>73852155
only if you legitimately hate every single black person to ever exist. I can understand not trusting the first one you meet though.
Just survived a robbery
>walking down sidewalk carrying bag of potting dirt
>two black guys walking towards me
>one says "gonna grow some weed"
>I chuckle, run home and call the police
jesus christ
>>73852086
hmmm good point. The money train will end soon
>>73852284
grabbing a snack from the cafeteria
>>73852065
>implying a give a single anemic fuck about our inbred Franco-Canadians' feelings
Nigga you jewed them when they needed you most and never helped them again until the World Wars, which really wasn't about the frogs anyways. It's a meme.
>>73852284
lol i don't know. those hooligans are probably playing a senior prank or something. looks pretty fun.
>>73852051
Russia was actually one of the only world powers to support the Union in the American Civil War.
>>73852284
security guards for the school, did you not go to a public school?
who /WorldWarWeed/ in here?
>>>/soc/25166805
Hope I did that right
Enjoy faggits
>>73852558
*reports this to the custodial volunteers*
See you in three days
>>73852614
Against the rules to say you reported someone yknow
What is your favorite colour?
>>73852675
blue
>>73852675
orange
>>73852558
eat sand paper
Yellow
>*injects weed*
>fuck man I'm so high one love rip bob Marley
>shit man come hit this shit yo
>yo why the fuck you lookin at me like that hey? You got a problem bro? You don't like weed or something wtf man it cures fucking cancer man fuck you I can quit any time you insecure little bitch
>>73852675
eat sand paper
>>73852558
does not look comfortable. Do you have to position it when sitting down or anything special?
>>73852653
>discussing moderation/janny or 4chan rules
See you in 4 days
>>73852774
hey, don't jew what i commented!
>>73852675
Red
*guy smokes weed*
*later eats a homeless man's face*
hm yes not dangerous at all
OK i'm done with work. I'm pretty high now. What should I do?
pleasure spiked with pain
>>73852887
Weed and spice aren't the same things
>guy smokes weed once
>becomes fuhrer of germany and invades half of europe
dude legalize it
>>73852790
Nah it doesn't hurt anymore just hard and full of something. Can squeeze it pretty hard with no pain. Two weeks ago I could hardly walk though :/
cum lol
>>73852915
He's right behind you!
4chan is kill except for this ITT
>>73853104
image hover is dead
>>73852939
This is your face on spice, still going to try it?
how is your /summerbody/ coming along?
HIRO YOU SON OF A BITCH
British spelling and pronunciation are the correct way
>>73853104
Been like that for hours now
>>73852996
madman
420 was invented by the ancient egyptians in order to celebrate Ra the god of Chinese Corner stores that sell snacks and blunt wraps
>>73853127
>>73853193
H, going to other boards or threads by clicking on them in the header still works, but typing in the URL doesn't
Very interesting
Maybe Hiro is too busy getting high
anyone else high right now?
Plato smoked weed, that's why he was so smart.
>>73853263
degenerate
i was plato
thats why he was so smart
>>73853316
Plato smoked weed
I bet reddit is working properly
>>73853263
I wish
>>73853242
This happens relatively often.
>>73853343
Maybe you should go there and stay
>>73853343
it does
t. crypto-redditor
>>73853361
downvoted
>>73853343
Saw on the TV the founder of reddit is married to a large tennis negro and has bred her now.
>>73853429
Serena williams nigga damn you live in a cave?
dead
One of the founders of Reddit was a jew who killed himself
4chan: 1
Reddit: 0
>>73853462
thats a man baby
>>73853568
That's all woman, miguel
>>73853616
is that fat or fit
I cant tell
どいっつもこいつもまともなコメントばっかじゃねえかバカヤロウ!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kJQP7kiw5Fk
reminder that this is the song of 2017
boricuas are the strongest race in the world
>colour
>>73853616
h-how do you know my name
can someone post the pic explaining how english canada screwed over french canada repeatedly?
I didn't read it at the time and now I regret not saving it
>>73852675
black for black angels
>>73853624
mostly muscle
>>73852304
I lol'd
What kind of monster would eat this?
>>73853661
What is the problem?
>>73853672
we go way back
>>73852970
is this a whitest kids u know ref
>>73852155
no, it's natural
it would be up to an individual black to prove their worth
>>73853624
it's fuckin fit
>>73853739
Zando?
>>73853715
MEAT IS MUR-
why are there so many fucking canadaposters ITT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4irXQhgMqg
since when does mr krabs call spongebob fucking "boy-o"
>>73853791
This retard
>>73853819
None of yous have jobs
>>73853672
my doxxing payed off
>>73853846
since season 1 ????
>>73853846
Simce they got a complaint from media watchdog groups for his original saying, "goy-o"
>>73853791
Nah, just fucking with you. I called a random beaner miguel once (probably you) and it turned out to be his name. Given that most people are repeat lose.....users, I figured I'd keep using that generic mexican name and see if I struck your battleship.
Next time I call you miguel, say Hi!
>>73853851
idk man como va la chamba, ya te dieron el gafete?
>>73853889
You mean series 1
package due from NM to CA, left at 2:30 am, what would you say is the ETA
>>73853796
>cardiacarrest.jpeg
instant karma I guess
>>73853978
Oh
In that case your post made no sense
Got called a nigger today buds
Didn't feel so nice
>>73854030
I'm sorry my fellow african american
>>73853905
Sorry pablo I only speak the lord's english
>>73854014
>my country is known for a shitty vegetable
>>73854064
Hey thanks Germany
there aren't any greatest ally in North America.
How do I convince women to give me the sex?
>>73854170
money
Best vegetable?
>>73854170
B.E. yourself
>>73854156
And in Pearl Harbor? That's part of Polynesia.
>>73853715
t.
Best vegetable
>>73854183
it's this
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0zIGovU6VXT
>>73854183
Tomato
>>73854104
>embolism.jpeg
at last I truly see why healthcare is so expensive in America
>>73854199
no intrest pearl harbor desu.
>why yes m'lady I do eat my vegetables because I'm a good boy
Wish I had blonde hair and blue eyes so I could have children with a blonde haired and blue eyed woman.
>>73854343
>beer or two
>not bowl or two
Kek what a loser
Think I might buy some cummed panties from a girl
how is your team doing?
>>73854409
Loser
>>73854409
do you know this girl?
Or is it from a "website"?
"Where's my birthday present?
Dont make me tell mom, cough up the dough asshole"
>what do?
American milk get out and stop blocking our softwood lumber or were gonna have to start giving you faggots the hard wood
>>73854409
I'll cum on a pair of boxer briefs and sell them to you for $50 plus shipping
>>73854436
I mean, the defense is terrible, but they're up 2-0
>>73854240
oh god i cant look at these the same way
>>73854446
I know :(
>>73854450
It's from a girl I met on a website
Do I buy some weed on this most holy of days?
>>73854391
420 blaze it fgt
>>73854501
>a girl I met on a website
you don't say
>>73854296
Happy birthday Hitler
>>73854487
No
>>73854538
Yes I'm not proud
>>73854560
>people also search for
It's like some shitty abstract dead pan joke
>>73854436
oh shit you are supporting my team?!
I do not smoke weed.
Haha here you go, drink up bud
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJEnmA1WfJg
wish I was a girl desu
>>73852675
>colour
fuck off
The real Americans.
>>73854620
im from north alabama so i support all tennesse teams except the Vols
wanna go to publix and get some chicken but there's so much traffic I'm scared to
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viimfQi_pUw
>>73854767
Me on the right.
>>73854707
the fuck
>>73854351
t. Fatty
>>73854707
that was dumb as shit
Extremely drunk
>>73854767
>grow up in amish country
>see qt amish girls all the time growing up
>they will never be interested in you
sucked, bruhs
>t. Fatty
>>73854846
Lay down the third can of Bud Light and save yourself.
>>73854884
who is that faggot on the right and why is he posted all the time now?
>>73854767
This makes me think
/cum/ what would you do if you had an arranged marriage and on your wedding night you realize its a trap.
What do you do?
The Amish population grows more than the non-Hispanic white population despite being so many times smaller. Really makes you think.
>>73854932
double murder suicide
>>73854932
That's not an issue.
Also, why would they set me up with someone who can't have babies?
i drinking irish breakfast tea niw.
without milk and sugar edition desu.
>>73854959
based amish saving the white race while chicanofornians sit on the internet mocking them
>>73854932
pay a girl to impregnate and then take the kid after birth, and live happily ever after with my wife (husband)
>>73854959
>barefeet
>on grass
Truly one of the most horrid feelings that does not involve pain.
The Amish are the only true Americans.
>>73854959
that's what happens when you don't use contraceptive and view more kids as free labor AND god's blessing
>>73855002
bit rude
Where are my African American at?
>>73855023
what the fuck is wrong with you?
>>73855002
pretty rude actually
>>73854898
Vodka lad
>>barefeet
>>on grass
>
>Truly one of the most horrid feelings that does not involve pain.
>>73855030
*and Mormons
>>73855088
I was raised in a civil area full of boardwalks and cement
>>73854959
That's a ugly boy
Jews too ;^)
>>73855181
you're no turk
>>73855147
>have Mormon friend
>Mormon church buddies visiting
>they try to convert me to Mormonism
>now have Mormon bible on my desk for years
Yes, Amish and Mormons.
>urbanites dont have a large backyard with grass
>urbanites never played soccer/football/badminton/croquet in the backyard with their family
how terrifying
>>73854996
>>73855077
welcome to cum enjoy your stay
>>73855147
joining the mormons in this exact moment x
Should I buy adderall or just cut straight to buying speed?
>civil area full of boardwalks and cement
>>73855262
Welcome brother (:
>>73855147
>mormons
they get blacked, too
In celebration of Hitler's birthday today, please post song that Hitler would have enjoyed.
fuck off roach
>>73855289
>flick
Phoneposters OUT
>>73855346
>white girl
>gets blacked
tell me something new :^)
don't reply to the roach fishing for (you)s
>>73855262
they also have some converted oceania qts if thats more of your thing
>>73855392
atrocious post
>>73855379
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r1LBJK0zxo
>>73855426
that's a haitiano
I'm gonna convert to Mormonism and have 28 kids.
forget what this webm is
Ever considered suicide via locking yourself inside some sort of small airtight container?
Supposedly you would die of Carbon Monoxide poisoning. Which I'm pretty sure is just like getting tired and falling asleep...
got an 81 on my econ exam, thats a b, i am proud of myself, studied for a good two hours this morning
Why does rural always look so comfy? Is urban a mistake?
>>73855485
they dont allow CHIs
>>73855491
>Supposedly you would die of Carbon Monoxide poisoning.
Well that's incorrect
>>73855505
>81 on my econ exam, thats a b
wow good job deducing that sherlock holmes
>>73855528
Yes
>>73855529
How would a negro such as yourself even know what they do or don't allow?
Well?
Choose your answer carefully, /cum/
>wow good job deducing that sherlock holmes
>>73855471
dohoho
>>73855540
mexicans have a different grading system
>>73855436
>>73855150
why would you prefer to walk on cement over grass? does your mobility scooter get stuck?
>>73855397
Negros cuck the sandpeople more than anyone else in France
>>73855573
all lives matter
>>73855586
we use 0/100
>>73855586
they do?
>>73855528
agrarian lifestyle was a mistake
>>73855573
Life is meaningless
Death is therefore also meaningless
Stop bitching
>>73855573
white and japanese lives matter
>>73855397
>muh dick
>American
Checks out
oh wow some person who once got mad at me for posting nihilistic nonsense is now spouting nihilisms
HE'S BACK
>>73855573
That is a loaded question
t. logical fallacy pro
>>73855626
>shartwater
lolwut
Reminder that el haitiano is a deppresing suicidal faggot because his mommy hates him.
Time to reactivate 4chanX
poo poo
>>73855715
America must have cut off aid to his tent or something for this level of butthurt
NO COMPROMISE with PILLHEADS and POT PUSHERS
KEEP IT ILLEGAL
>image.jpg
why bother
#1, not #2
>>73855757
Why deactivate it in the first place?
>>73855626
what the fuck, how does one achieve such a body
>>73855853
Because I'm used to the way 4chan looks and functions without it.
I got offered drugs the other day. I didn't take it but I was just so happy someone thought I was cool enough to smoke with
Goodbye /cum/ I have normie things to do.
>someone thought i looked like a drug addict
>this is good
Is the Red Skull guy dead or what
>>73855954
dumb cara addict
>>73855959
just a movie prop
>>73855959
yes
the head is decapitate, his arms are cut off, and his penis and pubes are in one of his hands
Winners don't do drugs.
>>73855959
He's a cartel victim, not sure why a Haitian would think something that is a common sight in one third of /cum/ would offend but blacks aren't very smart.
>>73855959
also, I recall seeing an aftermath video where an old lady's face got literally pulled off by a dog, still living
>>73855963
>((((("""""t*rkey""""")))))
How do you deal with annoying kids
My cousin left her retarded son over that my grandma could watch him and the kid is a pain
>>73855963
I'm ashamed to be half Mexican.
>>73856110
why do you live with your grandma
>>73856150
he's black and has not parents
>Haitian posts the same old shit
>thinks this has any effect
Why are blacks so dumb?
>>73856110
Don't get forced to watch kids in the first place. The only little kid I ever spend any time with is my little sister.
>>73856187
>Haitian
what flag is he posting under? Pretty sure I only have Turkey and Sweden blacklisted
>>73856187
thinks his mom will finally love him if he continues
>>73856232
Turkey
>>73856232
He's posting under Turkey right now.
>>73856187
El HaitiANO isn't a negro
>>73856255
I don't think negroes love their children very much, he will always be unloved by her. lel
>>73856278
>not a negro
He's black as coal
what makes a man hate /cum/ so much
>>73856379
His green card application was denied
>>73856379
America cut off aid to his UN tent
>>73856379
His mother doesn't love him
>>73856426
I bet Drumpf was behind it
>>73852675
Light urple
Really though, fuck Drumpf
Reminder that we are the true greatest ally or America™.
>>73856682
We also secretly gave you a fuckton of supplies as soon as we heard about the Bolsheviks eyeing you up and down, despite being allies.