Going to Ukraine in a few weeks and I want to download an app

>4chan
>getting women

Pick one

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>>73836887
get VK(ontakte)

I think tinder isn't as established in Eastern Europe and people that use it are seen as losers because they're trying online dating idk lmao

just make a vk with some quality attractive pics, don't put faggy things that you think that american and West euro women would like such as 'reading, cinema, etc', put some mega chad things like 'binge drinking, gym, clubbing' and make yourself seem wealthy (in reality you are, most ukranians live on $100 a month somehow lmao)

don't think expect anything more than sex, eastern euro women are sadly even lower than 'basic bitches' and don't even try to hide it, so most won't even know about your netflix, websites and the like

good luck

>>73837124
one honest slav, i'm surprised

>>73837124
All I want is some pussy. Not looking to marry a gold-digging Slav.

>>73838677
You can't get a decent Ukrainian pussy without marriage. Why would a gold digger waste her time on you, retard? Remember: money is all Slav women want

>>73838881
Because by any Slav standard I am rich.

>>73837124
w-what about Croatian women

l-long term gf

>>73839090
You speak russian ??

>>73838677
Just get into local partys and shiet, Slav women ike foreigners

>>73839130
Ty Govoris na serbskam ??

>>73839190
nah

>>73839090
If you are fat agly american scum and you dont speak russian ukrainian no one going to talk with you so just preper your 1000 dolers amd Stay in your hottel after thet you can fuck off back to burger land

There will never be peace btween americans and slavs never

Real slavs like me will hate you and will do any think to shit on you and your europian peple and mark my words

Death to americans

>>73839201
Jesli ty nie govaris na nasam jezike tak u tiebia niet nie kokovo sahnsa nie z serbskimi devojkimi nie z ruslkimi izvini no mir zistok

Ubiej se francuz

>>73839423
Did you forget to proxy schlomo?

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>>73839190
good attempt

>>73839130
i based most of my post on Croatian (and other Balkan) women.

If I only talked to a couple of Croat girls about Netflix shows, even fewer about popular video games, I don't expect Ukranian women to be any better, only worse.

I actually get very suprised when a Croat girl knows about basic things such as popular tv shows, music, etc. since they're so rare, and they also are breddy surprised lmao

The only times I actually speak plainly and normally with women is when they're Western

>>73839423
>>73839643

>dont speak russian ukrainian no one going to talk with you so just preper your 1000 dolers amd Stay in your hottel
how about learning some proper English yourself?

>>73839423
>angry kike forgot his proxy

>>73839689
you won. I'll stick with western women

>>73839658
Probably a Ukrainian zionist Jew

>>73839689
issue is with you famalam not the women, if you talk only with drunk 16 year old whores in 3rd tier bar at friday night dont be surprised, i was talking about game of thrones on train with my friends and random girl just came to us and started talking too cause she was big fan, im not saying that reading got=intellectual but its as popular as it gets

>>73836887
estabilished women wont go with you since they know you are like every other westerner who goes there and expects 10/10 women just for being foreigner, if you go to big cities such as Kiev there will be lot of guys like you already

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>>73839735
yea boii more sloots (boys) for me

>>73839734
lo, HaGoyim have figured me out

>>73839846
Perhaps I'd have better luck in Tbilisi?

>>73839643
ja gavaryu na tvajom jezike
u menja jest shans?
niet?
togda se ubiej, zhide

>>73840057
>Georgia

No fucking clue desu, i mean if you are not walking american stereotype 250kg stupid retard you can definitely get laid in Ukraine and i think it would be quite easy if you are attractive funny good personality etc, being burger is certainly advantage dont get me wrong its good kind of foreigner(western)

>>73840154
what about a white, catholic french

>>73840192
>white
good
>french
very good
>catholic
irrelevant

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>>73839846
>if you talk only with drunk 16 year old whores in 3rd tier bar at friday night dont be surprised
I'm not that much of a delusioned autist 2bh. It would actually be really weird to bring up tv shows, movies or games in that kind of conversation and I don't do it since I'm not that socially inept.

>im not saying that reading got=intellectual but its as popular as it gets
that's what I mean. It's not like my entire identity is buit around that shit, it's just depressing that only mega 'geeks' know of something as plain and popular as GoT, 13 Reasons why, Marvel movies/shows lmao

>estabilished women wont go with you since they know you are like every other westerner who goes there and expects 10/10 women just for being foreigner
for hwat reason do you think that an average girl that lives with her parents and makes like $100 a month with her full time job wouldn't jump on a 'rich' american's cock, regardless if he's a stud or not?

>>73840057
probably not. Ukraine IS easy for lays, though not that 'civilised' (not dissing, just can't think of a better word desu). You've got Estonia and Latvia close to Ukraine, so try going there, as they're also quite easy.

>>73840154
>american stereotype 250kg stupid retard
those don't exist. they're 4chan memes and they probably wouldn't even ask for advice on getting laid since they have their sister already

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>>73840154
>be a total stranger who doesn't know anybody
>go to a random slav country
>don't know the language or have any idea how shit works
>"look i'm having moniez show me yer pussy"
Yes that's totally how it works. Don't mind all the false stories about foreigners being totally scammed hehe, recommended experience 100%.

>>73840293
DELET PICTURE
ITS FAKE INFO

>>73840293
what do croatian girls think about italian guys?

>>73840220
>irrelevant

nah I'm just looking for a practicing Catholic slavette desu

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>>73840366
>go to a random slav country
>don't know the language or have any idea how shit works
>"look i'm having moniez show me yer pussy"

>dumb balkanite

if you go to a shit nightclub in Ukraine, or fuck that, even here in Croatia and you know your way with a girl (ie. not a virgin, so not a 4chan poster) you have a shot at getting laid.

>>73840406
Croatia is the 3rd poorest cunt in EU, right behind Romania and Bulgaria, don't worry since we're racing to the bottom anyways

>>73840293
I have talked about many topics with girls, from american politics to globalism to books or movies, issue seems being with you, i dont believe girls in croatia and slovakia are that different

>>73840482
>practicing Catholic slavette
hope you have thing for 65 year old grannies then

>>73840551
please no

we have enough catholic grannies here

>>73840568
Well when they die there will be no more catholics here

>>73840551
>I have talked about many topics with girls...
>I have talked with girls
normie get out

>>73840627
oh well

maybe Poland then

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>>73840479
most of Dalmatia was influenced by Italian culture, so it doesn't feel so foreign I guess.

You're one of the romance (ironic word kek) speaking cunts, so women here think of Spanish and to a lesser extent Italian guys as romantic

>>73840551
they're probably not, but it's not like most girls know of normal, western pop culture since, well, Croatia isn't a western country and you have to go out of your way to find pop culture online (the newest stuff atleast, TVs here play shows from the 80's and 90's and really shite movies, and radio stations don't play the newest music who knows who listens to radio anymore tho lmao)

>>73840654
le reeeeeee

>>73840731
why do you think that average girl should know about western pop culture tho? you want your country to become america v2 like scandinavia?

>>73836887
If you want cheap good looking ukrainian prostitutes just go to berlin, 30 euro and they do anything you want, you're just gonna end up being scammed and dissapointed if you go to ukraine.

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>>73840825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzQQ4te-xT0

because of this

>>73840978
this
and if you want the best ukrainian whores, just go to dubai and pay 500 $

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>>73841107
this
and if you want the best ukrainian whores, just go to dubai and promise a shoutout on instagram

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>>73840980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afXYFPCw8RE

croatian quality acting

>>73840895
пфф, нy нy apиeц

>>73836887
>established women
>ukraine
what did he mean by that

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>>73841445
dumb poor people runes

>>73841397
1:30

>>73841445
>established women
what does that even mean? like popular women or something?

Just flash a hundo and grab their pussy.

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>>73843340
ah yaes beeg amereekan deeck plees geebe hoondo doolans so I booy carot and potayto so mee fameelee no starv too death againe

Ukraine isnt even a real country but Odessa is cool.