Pretend you are russian as hard as you can. Bonus points for

Oмич пoлyёбoк, cкaжи ты нapкoмaн? я пpocтo тoжe гдe тo тaм живy, мoгли бы вмecтe yёбывaть нapкoтики.

>>73814750
i'm a depressed homosexual who talks shit about my country but is chronically drunk and beaten so nothing ever changes.

I squat to take a big smelly turd and then i cook it and eat it with vodka and film everything to put it on Youtube.

>>73814750
FUUUCK rich ppl who has more den me fuck kings who have more power than me, all glory to Stalin who can decide how do I poop and when yes massa.

>>73815000
Ey pidaras vonyuchii zakroi rot ili ya tebe v gorlo nasru ty ponyal obizyana yebanutaya

>>73814906
>>73815043
xaxa amerikanskie suki kagda voina nachnyotsya ya vas na kuski razarvu i my posmotrem kto iz nas budyet smeyatsa poslednim

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cyka blyat reported xaxaXAXAXAXAXAXA

KGB

>>73814906
this is literally the average ruskie on /int/

> Apжeнтинa
> бялa

Избepи eднo

I live in a two room apartment with one bed that I share with my entire family.

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>>73814750
I shit sweet bread on plate and eat and smear some portion of it. Then I offer this sweet bread to bratishka. I also enjoy blowing through vocal cords.

Hey bratishka, want some sweet bread?