You have 10 seconds to act as German as possible or this bird

*gets cucked*

>>73814545
refugees welcome!

*destroys europe*

>>73814545
Natürlich, mein Freund

I am Greek.

Holocaust jokes are not funny, they are deeply upsetting to me.

*sharts in mart*

no fun allowed

*tries to be funny but fails miserably*

heil hitler

Wearing socks with sandals is perfectly fine

>>73814682
exact oppposite of this to the point of being annoying

French ppl are not white

>>73814545
It is highly unlikely that his bird can kill me with this knife. I am the larger animal and I am going to step onto his eggs and burn and maybe eat his other relatives.

>>73814545
*hides national flag from police*

>>73814760
Good post

>>73814760
Winrar

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>>73814545
*destroys europe for the 3rd time in 100 years*

>>73814760
not bad

*goes to a beach*
*digs himself into a 10 metres deep hole*
*the hole collapses*
SCHEEEEEEIIIIIIßßßßßE

>digging an underwater sand tunnel from a turkish beach all the way to russia

>>73814764
oh god i just have this image in my head now of germans hiding from the police at an oktoberfest for celebrating oktoberfest. i think community did a gag on that

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>>73814885
not funny, m8.
we've lost some of our best men to those beaches.
at least they lie in a decent grave.

>>73814545
Ja ja ich ese sheiBe, mmmh, wonderbar

>>73814545
Herr Ober! Eine Apfelschorle, bitte!

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*made this game*

Pay reperations for Dresden you hearthless scum

Poolacks are a bunch of degenerte poor untermench. Danzig und Breslau das ist mane.

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>>73816767
Hearthless scum? Is that why they made Dresden a hearth?

Hitler was not german

Ich liebe all muslims und black imigrants, they can do sechr gut anal masages. Tolerance furr all gay und feminizm. Glory furr all life and death to those who opose maine utopia, Poolack worms who steal maine jobs.

Death to Poolacks bite und all amerifat soldiers who go there. Amerifat army are german clay only!

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*plays forklift simulator*

*goes to Scandinavian beaches and start digging holes*

*circumnavigates maginot line*

I'm Turkish

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>>73814760
Who could be a better german than an actual kraut.

MEIN FUHRER, I CAN WALK!

*yell at a stranger that he's islamaphobic even though someone he knew was killed by a Islamic terrorist*

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>>73814760

Ich am Deutshland, eternal overlord of Yurop

You might kill mich, but ich will come back, each time more powerful than last time. Give up, surrender to the Eurofuhrer

Also buy some Mercedes :D

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>>73818927
RAWHIDE!