Would you live in Bergen, Norway if you get a qt wife, 7 billion

yea
qt is enough

>>73788961
yeah... i would surely choose a cold place to live if i had 7 billion..

no.

>>73788961
I suppose.

>>73788961
w-where's the catch, do you need any organs

>>73789096
you have to live between the immigrants

>>73789133
dodged a bullet there

>>73788961
No, i hate rain.

>>73789162
It'll be like a second home to you

>>73788961
i will go kive there for nothing just want leave this shithole

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>>73789096

for 7 billion I'd live in fucking somalia

>>73790934
you will get robbed and killed after 5 minutes living there

>>73788961
fuck yes
Anything but this shithole

>>73790973
are you mad? with that kind of money I can hire a small army of well-trained Blackwater personnel to protect me 24/7

Yes, grandfather always told that he enjoyed the time there, people were nice - but they kind of had to...

>>73791018
>this shithole
yeah I cant imagine how tough everyday life must be for you bud, saw an immigrant or two yesterday and it traumatized you did it?

Yeah, of course, without a doubt, who the hell would say no to this offer?

>>73793016
t. sven "160k refugees a year is a-okay" bullson

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>>73792931
cheeky

btw what is the issue here karl ove?
you have rains, big deal

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Romanians not welcome
>Beggars kicked, punched and spit on

no, there's clearly a trick: the wife will divorce you for 3.5 billion, and still claim alimony

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Sure, already have a summer house there down by the water just outside town.
Beautiful place.

>>73793249
because of an documentary where it was used hidden cams to show how they distributed drugs worth 100 million in Bergen, and sold some children too

you must tell the whole story asswipe

germans are being beaten all the time in that city just because of the war

>>73796450
Name of doc? Sounds interesting (also I bet there are subtitles available, I can read Norwegian just fine).

>>73788961
I already have gf named Marthe in Bergen

>>73797332
https://tv.nrk.no/serie/brennpunkt/MDDP11000617/18-04-2017

You might need a Norwegian proxy, I've never tried accessing nrk.no from abroad.

>>73788961
Bergen has great nightlife

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-3Q17ToFGA

>>73788961
> 7bln
> norway

only for two years?

>>73788961
t. whining rural hillbilly

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>Bergen

>>73801580

Kek.. i live in Asker

>>73802078
exactly

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>bergen
What are bergen?

>>73802078
>you
swedish rapebaby

>Bergen people
real norwegians

>>73802227
>What are bergen?

Hergen Dergen?

>>73802227
what it is like to live in a totally flat country? Must be depressing as hell

>>73788961
what's stopping me from living there, and then using the 7 billion dollars to move somewhere better with my new norwegian gf.

you didn't think it through, anon.

Why wouldn't I want to live there? Norway is a paradise compared to most countries on Earth.

>>73803226
don't mind OP with his foolish thread, he's a swedish rapebaby

>>73803314

Check the annual days of rain in Bergen

>>73803815
that's because Bergen is not a snow ridden shithole like the rest of the nordic. Instead of snow it end up as rain

I'd live in the fucking Central African Republic for those things, especially the QT

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>>73803957

Let me get this straight..
>you live in Norway
>you think snow is bad
>shitty town with shitty rain is better

What's the catch? (other than black metal)

>>73806345
snow sucks bigtime
>cold toes
>slippery
>shit to drive on
>annoying snowflakes pisses me off

>>73806636

rain more than 200 days of the year

>>73806636
there is no catch, OP is an redneck that's all.

Sure.
But I woud sell the house and move with my billions (plus what I get for the house) and my qt wife and move to the Swedish west coast. Like one does!

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>>73790895
Wow such harsh, now give me that qt and money

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best and prettiest city in northern Euorpe, nothing else even come close

>>73788961
lel dun need 7 billion dollars qt and a large house, just lemme live in bergen will get everything later.

>>73800040

>Great nightlife

But that's a flaw

>>73791030
money can't buy trust. they will betray you and ass rape you and your dog. seriously don't do that man.

>>73807224
ok thanks for the advice, I guess I'll just call off my plan to find someone who wants to give me 7 billion to live in somalia for no reason

>>73800040
probably too loud and light is too bright would give seizures. i'd get pushed around and i would lose my glasses and my mom would yell at me
nah, thanks
oh and the autists at the end are cringy

Why would i ever move to Bergen when i can live literally anywhere else on earth? I'd rather move to Somalia

>>73807106
Best people too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cY1gf11_IzU

>>73788961
Rain's no problem. Just give me the money and a small house. Also no wife.

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>>73788961
I'd live inside your ass for 7 billion dollars

>>73808054
only wimps needs sun, dry weather or snow, real men have no problem with rain

>>73788961
Maybe

Looks a bit boring though ngl

>>73807407
There are lots of music places where you can chill in Bergen . https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6Cz7ffNSUg

Many american music agents visit Bergen on a regular basis to pick up new talents

>>73809254
When will an american music agent sign contract with this dude? That's the big question hue hue hue https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1cnzaTQUqI

No, I wouldn't do it for 70 billion
norway is terrible beyond measure

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>>73788961
>norrbaggar är så glada is sina småfjäll att de namnger en stad Bergen

kom till sverige om du vill se RIKTIGA berg

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>>73809818

>>73789023
Bergen isn't even that cold, the average temperature in January is like +3°C

>>73788961
No, looks depressing

>>73809786
cuck

>>73812133
Even Berlin is colder than that, Bergen is not cold at all

>>73812133
+3°C is cold for most southern europeans. I guy from Malaga once said that everything lower than +16°C was extreme cold for most people there.

>>73812432
lmao pussies

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>>73806902
You'll go bankrupt paying for the submarine

>>73803148
It's actually very cozy.

Biking past grass fields, with cows, canals and windmills.

I always loved biking to school past the water.

>>73803148
don't they have some serious hills in the south/limburg area?

>>73812797
Yes. Fuck those traitors.

What I like about the Netherlands is that it's pretty colorful. Everything is blue and green.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=froRs3_jDTQ

>tfw I can literally take the boat to the inner city
>i have taken this route a couple times

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3du01j9AA8

>>73788961
getting any job in Norway would be enough

>>73812432
It must be mentioned that both spanish and portuguese ships used to visit Bergen on a regular basis back in the heydays of Portugal and Spain

History tends to pop up on the strangest places

>After moving to Memel and then to Bilbao (Spain) - where he worked at Gerardo Mowinchel & Co. , a firm which had probably commercial contacts with Bergen

http://www.krohn.pt/en/?/history