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>be me, leader of the UK opposition
>have some pretty cool ideas
>suggest we should put more money into renewable energy and our health service and maybe make universities cheaper
>prime minister claims that isn't cost effective because we need the money to build nuclear submarines
>year or so passes
>prime minister starting to do really crazy shit
>literally starving disabled people
>cutting off funding to our health service so she can indirectly kill more poor people
>start to call her out on it
>prime minister starts paying the media to make me look bad
>mfw the general public believe them
>mfw my own party starts to hate me too
>but it's okay though because there's not another election until 2020
>gives me time to pull my party back on track and get public support
>wake up one morning
>mfw prime minister's called a general election
>mfw my predecessor lost an election because he ate a sandwich a bit funny
>mfw I now can't eat for 6 weeks
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any time I've heard him say anything he has bitched about wealthy people and racists
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>>73757836
oh and misogynists, can't forget that buzzword he loves so much
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>>73757665
Good policies don't win elections.
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>>73757836
>>73757869
so in essence, if you are any of these things:
1. white
2. male
3. not on welfare
you probably dislike corbyn
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Who's that, brit bernie sanders?
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>>73758996
The guy that killed the Labour party
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>>73757665
from reading your papers i've learnt this guy is the devil personified
you won't trick me into liking this baby-eater
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>>73757665
CRASHING LABOUR
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>>73757989
unless you're a numale "londoner" that is
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>>73757836
Okay I can understand why it might be bad to bitch about wealthy people but what's wrong with bitching about racists?
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>>73761193
>what's wrong with bitching about racists
Because he's a closeted Marxist so literally anyone who doesn't support open borders is a racist to him.
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>>73757665
Doesn't hold a candle to our boy Ed desu
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>>73760243
Was getting put under surveillance by MI5 part of your plan?
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so there's no set date for general elections and the PM can announce an election whenever he wants as long as its withing a 5 year period?
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>>73762106
No. It needs 2/3 MPs to vote for it or the fixed term parliaments act to be amended or repealed.
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>>73759250
Who? John Smith or Tony Blair?
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>>73757665
>Be labour back bencher
>take drugs and spout bullshit
>screech autistically for more gibsmedats
>repeat until you become leader of the party
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