>American steps on a scale >a higher number than is

>be Canadian
>adopt the photosynthetic organ of a sap-yielding deciduous angiosperm located in the higher latitudes of temperate North America as your national symbol

>>73758701
Actually a good post

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>American takes a shit
>"Oh look honey, we have another son!"

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>>73757337
>american scales show the weight in sun masses

>>73757337
Holy KEK fucking savage xDDDDD
Absolutely litterally REKT, how will amerisharts ever recover xxxxDDDDDDDD

Are you saying the scale displays the incorrect weight?

>be American
>don't get shot because your uncle on Facebook said it causes autism

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>>73757337
>Americans aren't allowed to leave the house without extra helpings if they can't ring the bell

>>73759047
Israel you are my greatest ally

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>>73757337
>americans are so fat, if one of them falls into a black hole it gets clogged