Why are foreigners so shit at Sauna-etiquette? >be at the

>>73753832
beats me, tbqh the only ones who aren't shit are swedes and finns

>>73753832
>talk to eachother about how I'm probably gay because I'm naked
They are right, though.

>>73753832
saunas are smelly and greasy

just smoke em out

>>73753891
normal men go to banya naked

>>73753832

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4417924/Pictured-Sauna-two-died-door-handle-came-off.html

literal finnish death camps

call them niggers

What's the point anyways? Never saw the appeal of saunas. Boring, too hot, gay.

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>>73753832
>Prefers being nude around other men
>Also Swedish
Not surprised people think you are gay. The chances are above 90%.

>>73753966
Is that even possible if you don't throw water? It should stay bearable without steam. Some odd home-made sauna probably.

>>73754026
Well, you definitely should be naked in sauna

>>73754026
I'm definitely not gay. There's nothing weird about being naked in the sauna. The only people who think that are closeted gays who don't want anyone to find out that they're gay.

>>73754116
Yes there is, why would you ever want to be nude around other men? Why would you say that is the state you should be in? That is extremely gay.

>>73754116
What if you have a small dick? Won't your friends laugh at you both during the sauna and afterwards?

>>73754116
The ONLY circumstance where it's ok to show your peepee to another man is if it's for medical reasons.

>>73754026
>primary association nudity=sexuality
You might want to reflect on some repressed urges.

>>73754139
>pakistan
I assume seeing a womans foot means that you've sinned as well?

>>73754139
It's not about being nude around other men. It's about being nude and other men coming to your territory. Are you going to hide your junk like a little bitch, like a girl? In that case you must have a small dick.

You must stand still and not react.

>>73754139
>Naturality is gay

You're so far from natural state you couldn't recognize it even if it was putting a 10 inch branch up your arse.

>>73754191
No. Also people who find feet arousing are weird.

>>73754225
Nature =/= good.

>>73754187
>repressed urges
Aren't we all 20+ years old kissless virgins?

>>73754178
Why would anyone, especially straight guys, care about someones size with flaccid?

>>73754221
As in it's a manhood test. If you flinch, you're a bitch. No one wants to be your friend.

>>73754139

Fuck you clueless noob. Sauna is a 20000 year old finnish cultural invention and frankly the people who make being naked sexual are mentally children. Its a really advanced form of meditation something which goes beyond anything else.

Seriously, if you think that seeing other men naked constitutes something sexual then might be deep down the closet.

>>73754241
>Nature =/= good.

Nature is Nature. If you get disconnected from it your truly lost.

>>73754221
>>73754306
Hmmm, that's actually a really good way of looking at it. Too bad I will never be able to think that way because my mind has been ruined by a culture of shame in nudity.

>>73754312
The only reason to be nude with other people is for sexual reasons. There is never a reason to be nude otherwise. That is why it is well known that Europeans are gay because you do that sort of thing.

>>73754339
Then get off your computer and go live in a forest.

>>73754364
This is why I don't like arabs

>>73754355
We're trained to be like this from a young age when we take showers after a school gym session and what not.

If you act like a princess and act to hide yourself, you're going to get treated like a princess.

However boys will be boys and some fag masters will look at your dick and make notes about people's dicks. However you can just call that person a fag and that's the end of it.

>>73754252
Tbqh here people would still probably laugh at you for having a small flaccid dick.

Also what happens if you get an erection by accident?

>>73754398
I'm not an Arab.

>>73754383
I practically do. I work the forest i wander the forest. I hunt the forest.

>>73754364
hahahahahhaha

you are a closet faggot???? Even families are nude together in more advanced cultural settings than yours.

Truly these people need to grow to the next level that is the west.(not usa that place is fucked)

Its to me as if you are a child with no relevant life experiences when you say such things.

>>73754364
Why so insecure, Achmed? Do you need a physical barrier in between you and other men's sex organs to not feel intimidated?

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>>73753966

>>73754406
Hasn't happened in my experience, but I imagine it could happen to a first timer who's trying not to think about anything that turns him on, making him think about something that turns him on. I wouldn't care much about it.

>>73754405
I see. That kind of thing in schools is banned here because of pedos. Kind of wish it wasn't though (no homo), it would have made me stronger.

>>73754415

Yes you are. Atleast mentally. Just as them a little bawling baby.

>>73754483
Of course he does. Pakistan and other arab countries are famous for how they gang rape little boys

>>73754489
comfy/10

>>73754242
No this is /int/, not r9k. All the people on here got laid by flying across continents to an obscure country to meet some girl that was flirting with them in broken English.

>>73754471
No, I am completely straight. Which is why I don't do things like you do, because I am not a gayropean.

>Even families are nude together in more advanced cultural settings than yours.
That is very disgusting.

>>73754535
You make no sense. It is like me saying you are a Finn because you share the same attitude on something.

>>73754483
It is not about insecurity, it is about respect.

>>73754604
There is no logic to your mentality. If nudity = sexual, then I guess you were raped by your mother if she breastfed you and so on. On the other hand, this is probably more about your father raping you.

Why u so gay OP?

>>73754666
Well no because children is different, but between adults that is an issue.

>>73754483
>Do you need a physical barrier in between you and other men's sex organs
People don't want me looking at their peepees and i don't like people looking at my peepee, so we, like intelligent, civilized and non-faggot persons reach an agreement to have a minimum of decency and cover up.

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>>73753832
>sweduins burgering about sauna

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>>73754364
This is why you lot like buggering little boys right?

>>73754722
But only faggots would be interested in peepees.

Do you also look at men's butts in jeans? That shit can't be hidden and it's in plain sight. Irresistible to you?

>>73754563
Yeah, and those anons can fuck right off.

>>73754771
That is Pashtuns specifically, nobody else does it.

>>73754790
This. If you can't stop looking at dicks it's because you're gay.

>>73753891
>>73754026
pajeets fuck off

Here we northerners drown in the endless sea of uncultured insecurities of insecure men from countries where rape and abuse are borderline legal but prudity is strictly seen to.

Truly, i would weep if i was born in to some other country which would breed such insecure failures.

>>73754798
Sure, this used to be a good country until we let animals like pakis do whatever they like.

>>73753966
Why didn't they just turn off the heat?

>Two women
Oh

>>73754956
Whatever. Still gay.

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If you are naked with other men without giving a shit and being indifferent about it you will be treated normally. Nobody gives a hit about your dick

If you try to hide your dick and act akwardly because of seeing another man naked then everyone will think that you are gay because you get nervous around dicks. Also hiding behind a towel seems like trying to hide an erection.

>>73754990
As expected the savage cannot produce anything intelligent to say but parrot what he thinks first, what he was told to think.


Brainless sheeple living amongst the largest sheephouse in the world. Sad!

>>73753832
proud of you OP

>>73754722
Except you're a mature individual and don't base your existence around trying to look at other men's cocks.

All of you retards not understanding the concept of being nude in a sauna are closet faggots. There is no debate, you are sexually repressed faggots fantasising about other men.

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>>73754976
Why didn't they just break the glass?

>Two women
Oh

>>73755074
I bet they are even afraid of communal showers.

>>73754790
If there's an unsighty piece of shit in your visual field wouldn't you want to cover it/get rid of it? "lel if you don't like it don't look at it" it's no justification. We're talking about basic decency.
>only faggots would be interested in peepees
Exactly.
Everyone covers up, there's no ugly peepees in sight, men can be men in peace, and the occasinal faggot can't sneak a peek.

For all practical purposes covering up is better than going naked, look at all this discussion and accusations going back and forth that could be solved by wearing a damn pair of boxers.

>>73754489
le nordic sauna moment, norden bröder amirite

>>73755074
>anglos

>>73755133
So what you're saying is if I ever see a subhuman russian walking around I'm completely justified in attacking him because he's an unsightly piece of shit in my visual field?

Good to know.

Holy shit, fucking homo thread

>>73755146
kill yourself

>>73755210
nordiska allihuuppande

>>73754923
gay

>>73753966
I've never seen a sauna door you couldn't just push open, definitely not one with a lock.

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How are you going to enjoy the steam if you are covering half of your body in a towel?

>>73755240
70% of pakis are inbred haha

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>>73755045
In every comic/tv-series they have a fucking towel?

https://youtu.be/xh1BtQ-fyzg

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>these faggots need to cover up cos they're afraid of getting a boner and are insecure about their little peepees

>>73755210
What's the matter, my Nordic brother? Can't handle a little banter about the obvious non-Nordic roots of Finns?

>>73755199
Feel free. Suicide by russian is an interesting way for a finn to die.

>>73755203
>>73755240
sexually-repressed faggots
I suggest looking at some gay porn, you might find you like it.

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>>73755373
>russians
>tough

Fapping to this thread atm

>>73755386
im not a faggot like you

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>if you're naked around other men that makes you a fag
I was the only person to cover myself in the showers because I was actually attracted to men, some classmates knew it, and I wasn't comfortable being around them naked or looking at them so I'd wash up as fast as possible staring at the wall. This thread has reminded me of how awkward that was, but I don't think anyone actually gave a shit.

>>73755416
>closet fags BTFO by real fag

>>73755414
t. guy who molests little boys in busses as part of his culture

>>73753947
gay tbqh

So much reverse logic itt.
Next they will claim that sucking cocks is completely normal and anyone who thinks the act is gay is a homosexual.

>>73755468
t. guy who cuts off little boys penises and dresses them as girls and blocks their hormones as part of his culture

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>>73755373
It indeed would be interesting as such thing has yet to happen.

>Barely
>Enough
>To
>Bury
>Our
>Fallen

Said the russian commander when asked about the lands they manage to claw off of us.

>>73755416
Bifag here. Same here. I made sure to either finish in the showers fast or wait until everyone else was done. Didn't want to risk popping a boner but it was subconscious at the time. I was telling myself the same pretty lies as the closet homos of this thread are saying now.

>>73755416
>>73755546
>flags
You should just kill yourselves and do the world a favour.

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You don't wear a towel while showering. It is the same with sauna.

>>73755572
Funny coming from your flag.

Useless non country leeching it's filth across the world. Do me a favour will ya? Be the first one of your proud folk to off yourself.

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>>73755572
>that flag
>that post

>>73755585
You don't shower with other men though, or do you do that as well in Fingay?

>>73754026
Its a matter of hygiene and comfort. Being clothed in the sauna is disgusting.

>>73755498
What makes you so uncomfortable with male nudity? Do you have some deep dark fantasies or are you just retarded?

>>73755525
kek

>>73753832
I'm a cutfag so I would never want to be seen completely naked.

>>73754139
To a heterosexual man, another man's penis is just another body part. There's nothing gay about it.

>>73755644
>You don't shower with other men though, or do you do that as well in Fingay?
Why the fuck wouldn't you? What are you so afraid of? They might steal your dick or something?

Don't you guys have conscription too, do you all wait in lines when you need to shower between/after marches or exercises?

>>73755644
Since you're a fat small dicked arab I'm sure you haven't heard of gyms or other places where there are shower areas, but here in the western world where people can afford to do things men indeed do not wear towels in the shower

Sauna should always be naked.
If you are insecure about your sexuality don't enter a sauna..
>my town
>public sauna by lake
>fits 10-12 people
>always full
>men, women, kids and old people
>everyone nude
>100% non sexual
That's just how it works.
Just because of that I'm gonna put a 6 pack on ice and heat up the sauna.

>>73755705
Have you not invented shower stalls in Germany?

>>73755698
>Sudan
You are that apostate faggot. Kill yourself.

>>73755707
Pakistan is not an Arab country you idiot.

>be Swedish
>enter sauna naked
>see nigger and a mulatto sitting in the sauna, wearing towels
>get instantly triggered because the bbc is covered by the towel
>proceed to make a thinly veiled repressed homosexual urges thread

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>>73755502

>>73755733
>Sauna should always be naked.
Is it allowed to not be naked in your saunas? In most of north germany nudity is mandatory in Saunas, i had thought that was the case in Scandinavia and Finland too.

>>73755762
>Have you not invented shower stalls in Germany?
No wonder you guys got your ass beat by the indians every time, if you waste the time to switch between shower stalls for myour hygiene.

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>>73755762
>Pakistan is not an Arab country

>>73755817
Here it's in most places mandatory and some places voluntary though highly couraged as wearing clothes is unhygienic.

My gym has a sauna

Can I have a quick rundown of proper sauna etiquette?

>>73755806
it is called trannys

>>73755817
no wonder you lost to the british when your soldiers were a bunch of homosexuals

>>73755866
Do you know what an Arab is? Calling us Arab is like calling Finland a Mediterranean country.

>being this insecure by nudity

Look. Sauna is like a communal shower. Only kids during puberty and homosexuals are bothered by public nudity.

So either you guys are underage or buttplungers.

>>73755793

>make a thinly veiled repressed homosexual urges thread

lel thats every thread

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>>73755866
Pakistan is Aryan!

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>>73755884
>this bastard child of an arab and an indian thinks anybody cares what he thinks

>>73755886
What if you are disgusted by fat people? I wouldn't want to see lard whales naked

>>73755762
Truly the religion of peace.

>>73755498
You, as a straight man, are disturbed by the sight of another man's penis.

What if I told you you had a penis yourself? Would you get scared of your own reflection?

>>73755878
Don't make unnecessary small talk, go naked, don't look at peoples dicks, the guy who got there first decides how hot it should be. (if you think it's too hot, just sit on the lowest bench)

>>73756002
Then don't look in the mirror

>>73755884
>no wonder you lost to the british
This coming from a country that was invented by Britain to contain all of its former muslim slaves is really doing nothing for me. Try again.

>>73755878
Ask the staff at your local gym instead of asking people on the other side of the globe would be a good start

>>73756002
The I assume you can't go anywhere near a beach? Or a swimming hall. Or a public place during summer?

Or what this guy said >>73756036

>>73756036
jaskjajskjkajskasjjs ebin comeback screencaping this lmao

>>73755817
>Is it allowed to not be naked in your saunas?
Nah not this sauna at least.
No clothing sign at the door. Towels are only for sitting on.
You go in naked you get thrown out.
But never seen anyone enter with clothes so it's not a problem.
>>73755878
>Can I have a quick rundown of proper sauna etiquette?
>towel is for sitting on
>no loud talking
>lowest seat is for beginners
>open and close door fast
>don't change the temperature/humidity without asking the rest

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>>73755886
>homosexuals are bothered by public nudity.

popping a boner isn't illegal you fag.

>>73756103
It can be pretty awkward for the homo though.

>>73756088
>You go in naked you get thrown out.
NOT naked.
Sorry, little drunk here.

>>73756068
People are not naked at the beach unless you go specifically to a nudist one.

>>73756149
But you said you had problems with fat people.

Most of the fat is bare on the beach.

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>>73756088
>>don't change the temperature/humidity without asking the rest
In västergötland we never ask this. Whoever can't take the heat just gets out when its too warm.

>>73756139
Most guys take it easy, some even thanked me.

>>73756046
not everyone lost to the british here, many just allied

>>73756088
>>73756141
That's how it should be.
Sauna is like taking a shower, you do it naked.
If you can't sit in one with naked men without thinking about being gay I have bad news mate. You might be gay..

>>73755210
You first, you treacherous fellow Finnic-hating cunt.

>>73756149
They usually wear swimshorts and shit, so you see 99% of their lard anyway, what difference does it make if they are naked then?

>>73756149
fat whore

>>73756189
>In västergötland we never ask this. Whoever can't take the heat just gets out when its too warm.
Didn't mean raise it, I'm use to it always being at the warmest (104 C). Nothing worse than idiots lowering the temp once you start getting a sweat.

I have to say that Russians heat their saunas or banya (I don't really know what's the difference, but they insists calling it banya) more than we do.
But I don't really understand what's big deal getting naked in a sauna. It's ok if you want wear towl

>>73754489
Can eesti into Nordic? :D

>>73756311
By all logic they should, which again proves that Nordic is a meme identity with no basis in reality.

Got a nice sauna etiquette sign at my sauna place, it's probably from the 70s or 80s, SISU maybe.
It says for instance that you're encouraged to take small breaks pretty often and that you shouldn't raise the temperature too much.

I hate when faggots raise the temperature to 90 degrees, don't even sit on the highest seat, and try to challenge who can sit the longest time (I usually can sit longer, but it's not comfy)

>>73755277
the rules go like these
>duck has shirt on but no pants = fully dressed
>duck has no shirt and no pants = fully naked
>duck has shirt and pants = impossible

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>>73756088
>>73755878
And better say the most important thing again, always CLOSE THE FUCKING DOOR

>>73756295
This. If you don't feel comfortable being naked that's your prerogative.

But the undercurrent ITT is that if you do feel comfortable being naked you are somehow a faggot.

Honestly. Nobody here gives a shit as long as you don't disturb other peoples' saunaing (e.g. by not closing the door after you leave).

>>73756295
I mean if you want to wear one. I don't have a problem with that. It's weird that some people insists taking it off.
If they want to enjoy sauna with towel so be it

>>73756395
I hate it when people make me get up to close the door because they're too lazy.
Luckily its rare, but fuck that.


>>73756291
>>73756367
Here most places offering Saunas have multiple ones for different set (roughly) heat.

>>73756291
Too hot for me probably, do you sit on the highest seat? How often do you go out for a shower?

how long do you usually stay in sauna btw?

>>73756463
Highest seat always. And I go out for a rinse every 15-20 minutes.

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A few years ago me and my father was in a sauna on a silja line cruise on its way to Åbo (Turku). Me, my father and a few Finns sat there naked pouring a shit tone of water to try to get it to over 80C. These two Italian guys on the bottom row in fucking swimming trunks started to get really fucking pissed about the fact that we were naked and that we poured so much water. One of the Finns suddenly started to talk Italian to them and they went out fast. Apparently his wife was Italian and he told them to fuck off if they were going to acts like fags and that they had shit talked about us for being naked. Finns have always been based in my eyes since this incident.

>>73756503
you attack aggressively and then give up when you can't take it anymore

>>73756433
I'm a student and some people prefer wearing a towel at the parties. It's not a big deal. And I can understand coming from different cultures. Not even talking about muslims etc.

>>73756503
>how long do you usually stay in sauna btw?
Usually 40 minutes- 1 hour.
With a quick rinse every now and then.
My wife though only stays in for about 20 minutes.

>>73756503
Depends on the heat Usually 10-15 min, but sometimes up to 20 if I feel like it or there was a fresh infusion.

>>73756367
>I hate when faggots raise the temperature to 90 degrees

Come on now. Nothing beats faring who can take the heat best between pals. Test the rocks. How hot they get. You defeat the purpose if you only paddle in the low end.

>>73756374
>going into sauna
>cover more of your body than you usually do

''''''bastu''''''''

>>73756544
different cultures can fuck off

>>73756395
idk, once when i entered the heat was on max and someone had dumped the entire bucket on the stove, and i left the door open for maybe 30 seconds

It was noone else there tho

>>73756503
after the gym it's never more than 30 minutes, but at my familys summer home it's usually 2-3 hours, then it gets a bit bory to just sit there desu

>>73756590
nothing wrong with saying bastu. I just write sauna because that's what the rest of the world says

>>73756503
Depends. If I'm going alone then I wont sit longer than 20. If I'm drinking with friends it can be hours. It's always a contest to see who can last the longest in the heat and constant drinking.

How I do it every night
>heat up sauna to 98-101 degrees Celsius
>let the humidity rise a lot
>take a quick plunge in the lake outside
>sit in sauna for 15 minutes, whip my self with birch branches
>go out and rinse with cold water/roll in snow
>get back in and sit for 20-30 minutes before final rinse
Always naked.
Sometimes the neighbors join me, also naked
No problem, grew up with it.
Family was always nude in the sauna.

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>>73756590
>Swedish is the only language in the world that doesn't say sauna

>>73756871
We say sauna a lot up here above Kiruna,
Bastu isn't even written in the doors etc. Always sauna.

>>73756871
bastu=badstuga=bathing hut
nothing weird about that

>>73756871
Russians say Banya.

That's the extent of it.

>>73756584
Sure, now and then you can test who can take it
But I prefer the more relaxing style of bathing to the test who can sit the longest it usually is

>>73756503
As long as you want to.

>>73757035
According to google translate it's pronounced sauna in Russian as well. But it's not the most reliable source.

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>>73756871
>>73757035
both trying to claim finnish saunas as their own by inventing silly names

>nords are all queers
lmao

>>73757184
t. captain of the rasslin team and coachs favourite boibucci

>>73757140
Earliest accordances of these types of "buildings were in northern russia, granted. Much earlier than slavs inhabited that land. So our sauna is very much ours. Later it wen't to scandinavia etc etc. Slavs just adopted it and call with their own name.

Of course greeks and such had steamrooms somewhat similar.

>>73757184
Finns aren't Nordic, though.

>>73754722

How about you stop looking at their dicks then, homo.

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Naked is life. Nothing wrong or sexual with that.
Just finished building my new sauna hut. My old one struggled to reach 85+ degrees, this one goes 105+ without a problem.
Gonna spend many hours naked with my friends and family in there.
>pic related

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>>73757321
That's beautiful work right there.

>>73757314
But I'm curious whether their dicks are longer than mine or not.

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>>73757321
too much light
saunas need darkness

>*walks into sauna with shirt and shorts on*
>"prudish protestantism"

>>73757363
>too much light
>saunas need darkness
Don't worry, in winter it's dark 24/7 for months here.

>>73757321
That's a really nice spot, it being by the water. I have one in my cabin up in Jämtland put it's small as shit, has no windows and is in the middle of the woods.

>>73757444
Thank you, my house is just 40 meters from the water as well.
One of the benefits of northern Sweden, houses, even by the water is cheap as hell.

>>73755108
Arabs showers with swimming trunks in communal showers.

>>73757490
How many m2? And do you have a room outside the sauna there you can have stuff like a fridge and firewood?

>>73757321
Looks awesome.
My sauna is also lakeside but no windows I'm afraid.
Gonna rebuild next year. Need a dock into the water as well so we can jump in directly.

>>73753832
>American minorities in a Swedish gym sauna
I don't buy it

>>73757501
jesus christ

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>>73757548
>American minorities
>minorities

>>73757536
What kind of a sauna doesn't have a dressing room?

>>73757616
Oops, ment to quote this
>>73757527

>>73757616
>>73757658
My doesn't. But it's a shitty one though.

>>73757527
>How many m2? And do you have a room outside the sauna there you can have stuff like a fridge and firewood?
Sauna is 12 m2 and yes I have a shed built in with firewood etc out back.
The glass door to the right in my pic is a shower.

>>73757321
Noice.

Prime location.

These days I'm not sure you are even allowed to build a sauna that close to water due to nanny state rule fascism in Finland.

>>73757501
This, i remember this one arab when i was doing my service, he asked that he had to shower alone.

Gladly times were different and the fucker was told to fall back in line and shut the fuck up granted he was allowed swimming trunks.

>>73757733
Do you have a cooler? Having a cooler near by with beer and brännvin is something I think would be pretty nice to have with the sauna.

>>73757757
our goverment sucks ass

>>73757321
my friendo has the same setup

>>73757757
>>73757805
hmmm

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>>73757685
Well, it is understandable if it is a smoke sauna which usually don't have one for the very understandable reason of having to let the smoke out via the door but otherwise I have never seen normal saunas without one except for smaller barrel saunas and mobile saunas

>>73757834
>>73757805
IIRC it some kind of environmental bullshit rule.

Fuck I hate hippies.

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I bought one of the "ready to install" saunas online a few years ago for our lake. Works pretty good.

>>73754026
Pakistan with the pimp hand

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>>73757861
Mine literally is the size of a small barrel sauna but own built and looks like a shed. Like a small version of pic related.

>>73754116
Lol its gay but youre a swede so ok to be gay.
You call them closet gays but they are the ones breeding an not being replaced

>>73757792
>Do you have a cooler?
Oh yes, it's actually inside the sauna, bought it from K-Rauta. Heat resistant. Uses a lot of power though.
Fit's a few bottles of Brännvin Special and about 10 beers. Gonna be fun this summer.

>>73754191
Well at least they can

>>73758002
Damn, that's fucking nice. Wish I could afford something similar. How far up do you live?

>>73757867
Did a whole 5 minutes of googling. It's just shitty zoning laws where they require you to get a special permission to build next to the shore.

I bet Keskusta is to blame for this.

>>73754307
Explains why your ppl are dying out. If u dont get aroused by nudity just pack it in

>>73758086
That's fucking retarded

>>73758057
>. How far up do you live?
I live just outside Gällivare.

>>73754398
Dont hate em for calling out ur faggotry

>>73758129
>Gällivare

How cheap would you say a summer house by a lake is there compared to the rest of the country?

>>73758002
Sounds nice. All I use is a bucket of lake water (with ice if it's winter)

>>73754471
Nude with kids? Dude thats fucked up. No womder muslims want sharia zones

>>73758164
t. faggot

>>73754537
Dunno goto thailamd an philipines. White guys make rotherham look like disneyland

>>73758195
Between 15.40% depending on the location.
My place is in the middle of the forest, just a narrow dirt road leads there.
Main house (4 bedrooms, kitchen, 2 baths), guest house (single room 30m2) and the lake with fishing rights cost me 140 000 kronor.
Take the same property and buy it outside Stockholm or something. Could never afford that.

>>73754537
Somebody post that webm about passengers in a buss deciding to start raping a 9 year old boy

>>73754956
>muh feelimgs are hurt therefore the meenies are insecure

U mustve been bullied bad in school

>>73753832
This is what happen's each time I enter a Swedish sauna.

>>73758356
That's a really good price. Maybe worth checking the prices out in the far north. The only problem would be the distance to get there.

>>73758086
I've heard people bypassing the law by making their saunas "movable"

>>73755978
Dam fag who gave u confidence

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>not going to sauna so you can look at dicks

>>73755468
Your culture likes to be naked around kids im sure lotta incest goes on...no wonder you guys are called autists

>>73758528
>sauna
glad you leave the country atleast for your faggotry

>>73758448
>The only problem would be the distance to get there.
Yeah that's why it's cheap.
But I live here all year so it's not really a problems besides having to drive pretty far for any kind of shopping etc.
Worth it though.

>>73758385
>He steers through to thread and answer any post he finds disgruntling and insulting

Truly what people would call pure butthurt steeming from insecurity. So what are you a? A chink? Paki? Anglo? Or what does it matter? An idiot nonetheless, go pester someone who doesn't take you for an oblivious cunt.

Ciao.

>>73758573

O-oh~ Whats this bulge? OwO

>>73758575
I live in Stockholm so that's really the main problem atm. But definitely worth investing in.

>>73755133
>if there's an unsighty piece of shit in your visual field
So instead of being indifferent, you're disturbed by cocks. Take it easy, Dr Freud will see you soon.

>>73755416
>>73755546
This. As a bifag I always tried to cover my bits instinctively when I was a little kid and didn't know what was going on. Thinking back that behaviour made perfect sense. As an adult, dual-booting into Straight OS when you're in public saunas helps.

>>73758640
tillbaka till sverigetråden med dig avskum

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>>73758555
t. paki
>70% of pakis are inbred

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>>73758640
It's the sauna laddle. Grab it and things will get steamy

>>73758647
Lived in Stockholm for a few years due to my job.
Looked around for a cabin/house for a while.
800k for a small, 70's built cabin with no toilet...
It's insane.

Fuck I hate prudes.

>showing your penis to strangers

Holy fuck I had no idea Scandinavians were this degenerate

Kill your fucking selves, you faggot subhumans

Wait why do you hit yourself with birch branches?

>>73758912
Feels good.

>it's a foreigners call us gay for not finding other mens naked bodies sexual episode
I've seen this one already

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>>73758912
Cleans off any dirt and softens up the skin.
Not sauna without it.

>>73758211
Dumb leaf, didn't your da bath with you when you were a baby?

My benis is nice and big so I wouldn't hide it. I can imagine why others would want to hide their tiny possibly circumutilated wieners.

>>73753832
I go to the sauna after I go to the gym and it's nice in silence alone but with other people it's awkward, it's less awkward to chat with them desu.

I think it's just because scandis are autistic.

Leaving the door open is a cunty thing to do though.

>mfw the first time I could only last about 2 mins
>now I can go 15 mins+ at the normal 100C

Feels so nice, can see why the Finns do it so much.

>this fag doesn't wear shoes in the sauna
Top fucking kek.

>>73758894
>repressed amerilard can't see a naked male without instanly wanting to drop on his knees and starting sucking his dick

>>73758912
It's like the most ancient way of getting clean and it's effective.
The heat of the sauna opens up your pores, the birch branches takes off the surface dirt.
Even when just washing in my lake in the summer I use it.
Skin feels new after.

>>73757108
No it's banya

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>>73759173
>tfw 6 inch erection
>tfw 1mm flaccid

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>>73758912
Because it's good for circulation, cleans your skin and feels good. Also makes the sauna smell good.
Always prepare at least 50 bundles each spring when the tree's are blooming.

when I first took part in scandi sauna rituals I was visiting my ex gf in finland and did a naked sauna with her. Definitely had a semi erect benis at first.

the next time was with her brother and dad and no grillz and i did not have erect benis.

Do I pass the scandi gay test?

>>73757254
5/5
t. sauna pro

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>>73758912
kimochii!!

>>73759490
>Do I pass the scandi gay test?
Yes. You are now nord

>>73753832
When I go to Sweden I plan on sharting in as many saunas as possible.

>>73759490
>scandi gay test?

Yes. You are now gay.

Go forth and frolic.

Of course you sauna naked..
Only time I ever covered up was when I was like 12-13 and had constant erections.
Mom, dad, sisters etc all naked.
Who cares, it's family.
Public saunas are a little mixed where I live.
Some go naked, others don't.

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>>73759490

You must play gollum (klonkku) in order to pass it:

Rules:
>one player is gollum and hides under the wooden sauna sheets
>gollum searches for the Ring, poking his finger through the narrow holes between sheets
>when gollum hits an anus of other player, the targeted player becomes new gollum

>>73759682
thank you.

>>73759750
fug

Got another sauna question for you scandis. When you naked sauna with your friends is it only with guys or with girls also?

My ex said that some chad type guys (ice hockey players apparently) like to sauna naked whatever happens but that most guys and girls will sauna in swimming stuff if it is going to be mixed gender among young people

I only ask because there are quite alot of girls I am friends with who if we decided to naked sauna together I would probably get boners :DDD

>>73759912
>is it only with guys or with girls also?
Both. I've seen all my female friends (and family) naked.

rangeban pakistan

>>73759912
I've many times had a sauna with girls my age without getting a boner. And an accurate/original sauna is so dark, that you won't even see anything expect little light caused by flames.

>>73759912
I usually go naked no matter what the company is.

Unless the girls object of course. I won't force my naked corpse onto others if they feel uncomfortable. So far it has never been a problem among Finns.

Some Americans found it a bit awkward so I used a towel as I was the host of that particular drunken sauna night.

>>73759970
>>73760028
>>73760033

interesting. Now i wonder if I would get a boner.

Think i definitely would if it was just me and one girl, but then again Im only really thinking of it with attractive girls

We are definitely repressed though as a country. Im trying to think of any brit girls I know who would do it and theres none

>an accurate/original sauna is so dark, that you won't even see anything expect little light caused by flames.

comfy. the ones i used werent really like that, except on in a summer cottage but it was very sunny so alot of light through just one window

>>73759452
wow that's neat

>>73756522
>pouring a shit tone of water to try to get it to over 80C
Pouring water on the stove doesn't raise the actual temperature, you imbecile. It raises the air humidity, which increases the thermal conductivity and thus makes it feel hotter.

>>73760191
>We are definitely repressed though as a country
I've noticed. I work with tourists and have a lot come over from the UK, they always stare and looks a little shocked when they notice 10-15 nude people running between the lake and sauna kek.
It usually passes quickly when they realize it's not some strange orgy going on but just Swede's drinking beer and sauna bathing.
Not many are brave enough to go nude them self though, had maybe 2-3 people do it in 6 years.
The look on a couple from London when they realized that the naked woman in the sauna was my sister haha.
"Isn't that weird, seeing your sister nude!!?"
No. It's just a body. I have one as well.
Seeing her breasts etc is like seeing her hand or knee. Nothing sexual about it. It's my sister after all. They didn't quite understand but they didn't judge (out loud) at least.

What if you are shy and embarrassed to be around other people naked :c

>>73753832
shut the fuck up whiny miserable swede

>>73759912
I've been in mixed sauna several times and always naked. I guess sauna is such a non-sexual thing for us that we don't get boners even if hot girls are involved. You don't go there to check people's bodies out. You go there to relax, talk about whatever and preferably drink some beers.

I would wear a towel if I went in with a foreigner who was obviously bothered by nudity. So far I haven't needed to.

>>73760584
You wear your towel and say you're shy if someone asks.

Most people leave it at that.

>>73760775
But I'll feel bad about standing out as well :c
Maybe take some anti-anxiety drug before that?

>>73760712
>sauna is such a non-sexual thing for us
this is what my gf said when i got a semi with her in her one in her family house kek

>>73760518
yeah i have noticed this. I am glad I had a finngol ex because it made me loosen up a bit. Its true of many things though. My current gf is english and does not like to sleep naked ever. My finn one would basically always sleep naked.

It is much healthier to have your attitude to nudity

>>73760850
>anti-anxiety drug before that?
Yeah, it's called alcohol kek. You will rarely find a sauna in Finland/Sweden without beer/booze.

>>73753832
Because they weren't raised with sauna and don't understand proper sauna etiquette.

lads i have applied for a job in sweden and so far have NOT had a reply

have a word for me?

>>73760850
See >>73760712

Most finns will wear a towel if you really are so bothered. Of course in public places like swimming halls etc. people will go in naked. They probably wouldn't care if you wore a towel though. Just don't wear a swimsuit.

>>73760916
>alcohol
>anti-anxiety

Well sure for the time you're going up.

But when you come down.

wew

>>73753832
am i seriously the only person ITT who gets post work out dick in which your benis becomes EXTREMELY small?

>>73760970
Have tried calling them? Swedish employers will respond better to an actual conversation rather than just a letter etc.
>>73761005
>But when you come down.

>wew
Not had that problem.

>>73761078
I have not but that is a good idea. I will do this tomorrow.

thank you northern brother

>>73761078
>Not had that problem.

You don't drink enough.

>>73761069
No, that's normal. All your blood is going to your muscles hence why you get pumped up. It's impossible for me to get a boner the hour after training.

>>73755884
says mr hijra

>>73756646
Fantastic post

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>>73754489

>>73761196
>You don't drink enough.
Usually a bottle of Kosken (0.7 liter) over a few hours.
I'm not exactly healthy..

>>73756646
Seconded, different cultures are the worst

Early access to sauna is cold place :ddddddd

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>>73753832
Fuck these burgers mate...

>go to sauna in the gym
>there is this not so white guy, wearing some kind of boxershorts in the sauna
>he has his fucking phone with him (no idea how it survived)
>he is watching some videos, speakers on good volume
>as if that was not annoying enough he at some point starts to fucking speak with me
>burgers are literally the kings of small talk... talking for minutes without breaks without saying shit
>at some point leaves, leaving the door wide open
>he even left a fucking shaker in the sauna

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>tfw the only saunas in my city are gay bath houses

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

is there anything better than a sauna for 10-15 minutes, a plunge in a cold, clear lake, and repeat for a couple of hours, sipping beer in the sauna?

Experts say: No, there is not.

>tfw did not get whipped by birch branches when I did sauna-ing in scandinavia and now I do not have a scandi-gf to do it with :(

>73761796
>is there anything better than a sauna for 10-15 minutes, a plunge in a cold, clear lake, and repeat for a couple of hours, sipping beer in the sauna?

a gf to cuddle at night

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>>73762019
>a gf to cuddle at night
Cuddle in sauna is better. Sweaty hot body.

Comfy thread

Didn't the Irish make up their own version of a sauna too? Any Irish anons know what I'm talking about?

>>73761796
How did you not get birched? Did no one offer?

>>73762762
no birch was available. i asked and her dad said it was too late in the summer

>>73754563
Fuck off you goddess normie, 4chan is an enclave of NEETs and degenerates.

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>that smell of wood, steam, fire and beer

>>73763062
That's a real shame.

>>73763062
>her dad said it was too late in the summer
Noobs.
We store birch all year round.
Pick early summer, hang it up in the sun to dry and store dark and cool.
Just put in bucket of hot water when before use.

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I've never been in a "proper" sauna, so i wouldn't know. only some modern badstue thing at a swimming hall.

>>73763354
Modern sauna's suck.
It has to be fire heated, non electrical.
Everything else is bullshit.
Preferably down by a dark lake in the middle of the forest.

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>>73763130
this

Anyone ever popped a boner in the sauna? Can you even get a boner when it's that hot?

>>73763459
i don't think anyone but some private homes have that.

>>73757321
>tfw my lifegoal is to own a cabin/house in the Swedish woods

How expensive is it to buy and what about the yearly costs? Upkeep, taxes etc

>sauna with friends
>play the boot challenge
>everybody wears a single rubber boot on their foot
>sit there for 30 minutes
>the one who has the least amount of sweat in the boot has lost
>loser has to press butt-cheek against burning hot stove for the time it takes everybody to open a beer and take tree sips
Kek.