albanian intellectual edition
last : >>73656849
first for macedonian bicycle infrastructure
this kills the styrofomian
>>73674242
It took that young Albanian Intellectual only 2 years to compose that masterpiece.
why wont 80 iq zergs stay in their own general? i dont want to see any zerg flags in here
>>73674322
the redder your country, the whiter
>>73674355
>badly made edgy posts
>let's make it a cap
>>73674360
Because nobody gives a shit what you think?
name one albanian clan that makes 100k a day per city
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frankfurt_mafia
pro tip you can't
>>73674256
you're referring to that single-year map of homicide that fyrombey uses. the problem is that homicide is generally low in any Balkan country except Montenegro, Albania and Kosovo so it's very sensitive to any fluctuations. especially for Montenegro which has a tiny population
either way, if you look into it, you'll find that Kosovo and Albania are generally outliers when it comes to crime in the Balkans and the richer a Balkan country is the lower the native crime rate is
so the Macos aren't exactly wrong but they are exaggerating
>>73674498
is veles that dainty little town that produced all that (((fake news))) during the election cycle? whats up with that place?
>>73674565
this is also true for the diasporas but honestly there's a big difference between first generation and second generation Albanians in Greece in every single way
clearly Albos have been pretty deprived
>>73674498
>proud of criminal groups
can't stoop any lower than this lil nigga
>>73674498
>One of the ways to become a member of the organization from Veles is as follows: People who are interested in becoming a member first go to Bulgaria and get a Bulgarian passport, then they start to ask around on how to get to Frankfurt, there is a large network of the organization in the little town of Veles, the regruters chose who they want to work with and they contact them, usually for dealing drugs. Then you have training, if you pass the training they sent you to Frankfurt to work for them. Boris Rhein, Hessen interior minister stated that Frankfurt mafia held about 90% of the trade for a couple of years
Why do Albos deny their countrymen here are criminal savages in the face of overwhelming evidence?
You're behaving literally like t*rks.
Oh...
>>73674635
she never showed her titties...not sure whether to admire or hate
>>73674793
She's a goddess, but the world not having at least one boobs scene truly is a crime and a sin..:(
>>73674672
mikail nasufi is albanian
>>73674672
so 65% while being 25% of the population. still though, you only posted criminals wanted by Interpol who are a very specific group, that doesn't tell you about how overrepresented they are in general
what if some are half maco, how are you going to count them?
>>73674672
>You're behaving literally like t*rks.
turks don't really do crime
kurdjali region has one of the lowest crime rates in bulgaria
>>73674498
>name one albanian clan that makes 100k a day per city
Macedonian Government
ayo woss 'appnin'
what are we drinking tonight lads
>>73674928
kys serdare
>>73674953
Tea
>>73674928
jokes on you
pomaks were handpicked by the t*rks as the most "promising" people
meaning, they wuz not only the whitest, but the best-behaved of aryans
>>73674853
she doesn't seem to be acting much anymore and I don't even remember the last relatively popular movie I saw her in. she's getting older too, reaching 40 soon
cmon Jennifer, we won't think less of you for showing your amazing boobies as a parting gift
>>73674355
I don't even get the idea behind this. It's edge, obviously, but it isn't even funny edge nor insulting edge. It isn't even the holocaust-tier edge it tries to imitate.
ayo famalams
now that erd*gan wuz elected sultan of the ott*man empire
water you are plants?
water you gonna do when the t*rks come for you?
>>73674916
>what if some are half maco, how are you going to count them?
You seem to be forgetting that we were in a civil war with them few years ago...
You seem to be forgetting they treat non-muslims like shit in their no-go zones and the cities they are majority in, Christian don't stand in a chance to live in a remote village where they live...
I think you can count all the mixed albo-mace kids in Macedonia in 1 hand, if there are any...
FOREVER AND EVER
FOREVER AND EVER
FOREVER AND EVER
>>73675003
who gives a fuck about pomaks
they can all die for all i care
>>73674916
>what if some are half maco
Come on now...
>>73675092
but i've known pomaks and they are good people, anon
it would be a political crime to denounce them
>>73675064
there definitely are some, a Maco linked to one such guy a while ago but I don't recall details...
either way, unless you think Albanians are genetically inclined to commit more crime, what is this conversation about? it's clear that increasing GDP per capita reduces crime too, you can see it if you compare Balkan countries
>>73675026
>>73674468
It's an old "remove kebab" meme from before you had internet in albania... calm your horses.
>>73675126
tiho we pomak
>>73674629
a lot of albanian diaspora are katunars, basically albanian version of seljaks, villager types that still lived in more or less ottoman conditions until the 1990s/early 2000s
now, thats not to portray some city elitism, most of them really nice folks if not a bit simple, but its usually their children that come out shit
i have a theory on why this is based on my friends/my experiences - some albanian parents can be unusually distant. for example they might focus on work and even when they come home they dont really interact with their kids that much. that loneliness will lead to a lot of freedom and thus no discipline, thats why you see so many albanian diasporalings drop out of high school
>>73675126
we need to put them under the knife like old times
>>73675126
t.pomak
>>73675195
>>73675206
>>73675215
man you guys are meanies
pomaks are more pro-bulgarian than most bulgarians i know
How do Bulgarians feel about their countryman Dimce
cec
>>73674793
>>73675009
best there is
Bulgarian muslims are loyal citizens, they already told erdogan to fuck off last month.
>>73675246
>kara
>i am a greek
>>73675245
don't overgeneralise pomak lad, i've lived and studied with them pretty much my whole life
>>73675255
Balkan Turks and Turkish Cypriots seems to be voting in favor of "no" overall, at least in some countries
>>73674854
>mikail nasufi
>Albanian name
Try harder
>>73675255
70+% BG Turks voted "No."
>>73675326
It sure as hell isn't Macedonian.
>>73675255
You are a smart man. I've been trying to tell Bulgarians not to hate on based Pomaks, but no one listens. Pomaks are literally more pro-Bulgarian and literally the most hospitable people there is.
It hurts to see these Bulgarians marginalized and hated by other Bulgarians tbx.
>>73675246
Pretty handsome. wouldrobstoreswith/10
>>73675347
and im telling you to stop overgeneralising them. how many pomaks do you know?
>>73675326
Yup, he wont too far, Albanian could never have Christian name(specially one of a saint) even tho his lastname is albo i highly doubt it.
>>73675397
twenny one
>>73675326
found an Albo named Edlir Mikail Nasufi lol
Have you made room in your house for the secular turkish refugees once the sultan is crowned tomorrow?
We have to accept all those doctors, dentists and bomb specialists.
>>73675246
no way thats a face of a 36 year old
why are fyromian bulgarians so low test
>>73675347
How can anyone be a pro-Bulgarian while being a muslim? That's a paradox. Muslims enslaved ordinary Bulgarians and these simply switched their faith to the people who came to occupy and enslave their land and their own people.
I'm sorry but that's a no-no.
>>73675175
It's not, it's clearly trying to imitate holocaust humor, and badly at it as well. Why anyone would make it something as important as you did is beyond me.
>>73675347
We are in general political imbeciles.
>>73675401
martin skhreli
>>73675431
>looking young is now called low test
Got it.
>>73675442
The muslimized Bulgarians were the ones who got enslaved more than the Christians tbx.
>>73675478
pretty sure he was joking
>>73675448
fuck are you talking about, this is posted in almost every humour thread and it's old as fuck
>>73675442
its funny how many of you balkan slavs either forget or conveniently ignore the massive numbers of your muslim compatriots that were exchanged to turkey
if that never happened many more balkan countries would probably have a similar religious makeup to albania, bulgaria being one of them
>>73675442
they're not necessarily super patriotic but who is? They want to live peacefully in their villages and shit
>>73675448
>It's not
actually it is
>>73675570
most pomaks are in the cities now btw
>>73675502
>muslim bulgarians used to be a knife stuck in turkey's kidneys
>pomak divisions infantry charged turkish army and odrin fortress in the war
>killed turks on sight
>the communists alienated them with the revival process
>now they are pro-turks in places
How do we win her back, lads?
>>73675430
we def need some of their doctors desu
>>73675326
i googled nasufi
2 subhumans in germany
one of them from fake macedonia who wrote the city name with an e with two dots
analbanian
the other had an analbanian flag on his account picture and he was from fake macedonia too
>>73675493
thats actually exactly what low test means
young means undeveloped, no beard, feminine face, skinny neck
that man is low test
>>73675619
by being good to them and treating them as equals and finding more and more ways to make it cool to be bulgarian
it's the only way
>>73675448
If it was Holocaust humor it would have been Jews instead of Albanians, Mr.80IQ...
and i didn't made it, it was posted a lot years ago in /b/ and /pol/ ylyl threads, when your shithole probably didn't had internet.
>>73675629
ikibey, honest question, have you ever talked to a girl
>>73675540
I have asperger's desu
>>73675553
Diaspora pls, go find the nearest camera and do pic related.
>>73675196
Nah it's something else, as a second generation Katunar i can explain.
Up until the 90s most of the population lived in villages, because the "enlightened" leaders needed workforce. Migration within cities was strictly forbidden and held for "elites". People reacted differently to this, some are quick to adapt and have blended in into city life, while others still have their traits. For example many 1st gen walk with their mouth open, whereas 2nd gen don't. Instead, 2nd gen grow expose to city culture and everything that comes with it. The idolizations of crime, weed "culture" and the like, and countryside parents don't know how to deal with this. This creates a feeling of superiority in them, where they think they are better than their parents and know more, so they do reckless shit.
>>73675326
>>73675629
also mikail is a turkish name
>>73675695
why is shqip diaspora so feminized
is it all the plastic bottles they drink from
>>73675723
no its not
>>73675723
forgot pic
>>73675743
go to the turkish thread and ask
if im wrong i will never post here again
>>73675722
>This creates a feeling of superiority in them, where they think they are better than their parents and know more, so they do reckless shit.
you really hit the nail on the head with this one
this is EXACTLY what the 2nd gen problem children here are like desu
>>73675676
>"trying to imitate holocaust humor"
>If it was Holocaust humor
>didn't had
Go to sleep Bomboni.
>>73675743
Mikail is the turkish spelling of Mихaил.
*farts*
>>73675629
>>73675419
Did you niggers just found a person wanted by Interpol by any chance ?
>>73675246
Veles again
first fake news now mafia wtf is wrong with those seljaks
>>73675775
iki, Michael is a Christian name too. it was a Christian name before Islam came about even
>>73675739
almost all albos i've seen look like this, yet somehow fyromians wanna convince me that they're criminals when they look like they'll ask to suck my dick
>>73675817
>gives u çalamba
>>73675813
>Mikail is the turkish spelling of Mихaил.
pretty sure that's Mehmet
Cristos a înviat!
>>73675862
Mehmed is just one of the many versions of Mohamed.
>>73675870
Yeah, I was told already. Good on him.
>>73675840
nah i've seen actual shqips in shkupi
they all have that side-slick haircut, like fucking copy-paste bots
and worst part is they slick it to the right like they're all lefties
and the fucking shqip beggars ffs leave me alone you old hag im having a coffee reee
>>73675823
no but they are inbred and probably his relatives
i bet they know where he is
>>73675835
go to the turkish thread and ask
i wait here
>>73675901
>they all have that side-slick haircut
yeah i know what it is, it's called the fuccboi haircut, very common among western euros too
>>73675739
He's a rare one.
>>73675835
>implying prophet solomon was not turkic tengrist
>>73675061
Shitpost the doomsday. Nukes in Athens
>>73675840
most albanian diaspora doesnt look like that, desu its pretty easy to identify albanian diaspora, theres two very common types
1. meanfaced egg/squarehead that talks in broken english and tries to start a fight everywhere
2. civilized and nice clothes with an almost fashy undercut style haircut
>>73675546
And what's funny about it? It doesn't have a precedent to be based on, it's just erotic fantasies from someone.
>>73675598
"Le Albo fuel ecksdeeee"
>>73675676
It alludes to the idea of mass genocide by turning humans into something else, like the story of jewish blood being used as tank fuel in case you haven't grasped it yet. It's as funny as normie memes if even less, it has no punchline, no aching irony, no allegory, nothing. It's just funny to you because it's Albos dying.
>>73676018
will you be my best ally, greek?
no more tricks?
>>73675937
ask what? it's a shared name. look here,
before even Islam was about
http://inscriptions.packhum.org/text/245252?hs=174-182
>>73675901
did you know you were in cair bro. every tourist goes there
>>73676079
I-it's not like I had a choice. The "group" had already planned the route, even placed us in a hotel right next to a dzhamia reeeeeeeeeeeee!
Reminder that turks, wherever they live, are cancer
>watch national geographic movie about jesus
>has ethnic middle eastern actors for realism
>dad complains that jesus looks like a gypsy
>rages that the liberasts are brainwashing the youth
>>73675971
If we merge our meme powers im sure we can find at least 1 albo wanted by Interpol.
Find someone named Toniblerim and I swear to God almighty we will find him, all we need to do is get the albos here to cooperate with translation, here is my masterplan :
>Find someone wanted by Interpol
>search him(his Lastname) on google, ads, facebook
>find some relative of his
>contact him with fake profile and asking him on albo about his relative who is wanted
>ruse him into thinking we are some other criminal or a friend or some shit
>he tells us his info
>we report him to Interpol
Or he can give us a phone number and we will locate the phone, that works too.
>>73675074
>the girl from peru is not white
>the albanian looks like a massive faggot
seems about right
>>73675723
Of course it is Iky, the Albanian version is Mhill.
>>73676119
well is there even a reward? money?
>>73676070
yes but its used by turks at that form
turks and their dogs (albanians)
>>73676131
ive met bosniak subhumans with turkish first names too
so shut up
you know anyway that this subhuman is albanian
>>73675900
>Yeah, I was told already. Good on him.
Is this a commie joke or something?
autism
>>73676105
sounds like a based dad tbx
you should be thanking God that he blessed you with a based father
unlike mine who's a fucking r*ssophile of all subhumans
fucking hell
>>73676195
Its a "man gets told that Jesus reincarnated 666 times in a single day" joke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2rTafbQepg
>>73676175
i like how you use phrase your sentences to make it appear as though you arent a greasy fat anatolian seljak but rather greek or something
>>73676104
ask the Turks to explain the difference for the UK and USA results. couple of factors I can think of:
elite migration, also a lot of Turkish Cypriots for the UK
>>73676157
first thing that comes to mind to diaspora is money... sad
>>73676105
Galile was goyim territory though.
>>73676122
>server 0/10 post
seems about right
>>73676293
shqiiiiiiiiiiip to the bone
shqiiiiiiiiiiip to the bone
shqiqiqiqiqiiiiiiiiiiiip
shqiiiiiiiiiip to the boooooooooooooone
>>73676229
But he is a russophile. And a communist. And religions.
Yes, he manages. Despite our wealth growing in front of my eyes, from not having food to eat to hoarding cars, he is still a commie cursing the changes. And he will always deny there was an atheist movement against the church during communism.
"Based" dad, kek. If he wasn't my father I'd hate him, he is such an unlikable moron. I only tolerate him because of a sense of duty towards the man who sacrificed much to give me a good start in life.
>>73676039
>>73675246
the fuck
do i have a false image of what people in their 30s look like? i thought they'd look older
>>73676277
the french,dutch and germs opened the flood gates and sealed it too late.
Usa and UK were smart and only let the smart ones in
>>73676281
>first thing on his mind at all times isnt money
ah my young child, one day youll learn i suppose
>>73676119
or you can get a life
>>73676277
usa is actual people with education and shit
western europe is anatolian subhuman peasants who had nothing to lose in the first place and emigrated
* blocks your path *
>>73676265
I am not one of you turk albanian subhumans.
>>73676277
I think we do know the difference m8 cause village people didn't migrate to America and UK
Fucking central European cucks who tool all the retards
>>73676321
>when you tell your dad that modern Bulgaria produces 3x Narodna Republika Bulgaria and he looks @ u in disbelief
commies, they never change
>>73676349
>usa turks voted 85% evet
>>73676175
>there are 80000 Turks in Fyrom
>Mikail is the Turkish version of the name
>Mhill is the Albanian version
>So obviously Mikail is Albanian
>>73676321
>"Based" dad, kek. If he wasn't my father I'd hate him, he is such an unlikable moron.
my dad is kind of like that too desu, unbelievably stubborn even when he doesnt really know much, very unaware socially and will do very impolite or downright cringy things such as yelling at waiters and such
Macos on suicide watch
http://inscriptions.packhum.org/text/175139?hs=155-160
nigger Albos
http://inscriptions.packhum.org/text/224391?hs=95-102
>>73676405
Diaspora is, indeed, cancer.
>>73676405
they voted 85% hayir
>>73676457
Literally my dad. Except my dad will, when proven wrong, just say "yeah, whatever, I let you win because I dont want to argue" and then look around the room at people's faces laughing, showing them its a joke, he isn't wrong, he is just too good to argue further.
It enrages me to no end.
>>73676442
and its not possible that a turk subhuman hybrid used a turkish name that is common in fyroshithole?
>>73676372
You're as Greek as these fellows of yours.
why are the albanian and macedonian coins so fucking overpriced on ebay?
>a set of coins from 2010
>money you can barely buy a bread in the country of origin
>5$ for the set + shipping fees
not that i'm a jew for 5 bucks, but yes i'm a jew for five fucking bucks.
>>73676405
>i must trigger the roach
>>73676104
ABD (USA) %84.5 Hayır
Fucking mong
>1 cig left
>cars getting fixed
>bike has flat tire
why has god decided to fuck me on the day of his rebirth
>open belgium
>first page
>bilel
lmao
>>73676457
>yelling at waiters
kek, reminds me of that one poor croat's dad who would call him out for being a beta in front of women
>COME ON GRAB HER ASS SON
>n-no dad i won't. please don't yell, dad..
>WHY? SO NO ONE KNOWS THAT YOU'RE PLAYING FOR THE OTHER TEAM?
kek
>>73676547
And it's not possible that a guy with a Turkish name be actually Turkish?
>>73676586
Sooo, when the civil war starts, which way are you running?
>>73676531
>then look around the room at people's faces laughing, showing them its a joke, he isn't wrong, he is just too good to argue further.
TOP FUCKING KEK
i know this feel exactly
since were on a roll here, does your dad by chance just do insanely annoying pet peeve things such as standing over you whilst hes eating and making chewing sounds right above your ears?
>>73676594
you put 1 lev in the diskos and you took 2 didn't you, you filthy gypp
>>73676649
a lot of albanians have turkish names
its's 99.9% more likely that he's albanian than a turk
>>73676693
toni, that's just because your ears are so big they take up 50% of the room
>>73676649
Nasuf-i shows he's an Albo. maybe he used a more Muslim form for his first name
sheesh, such an issue
>>73676649
Thessalonika by train first, if that fails greek islands by boat, if that fails probably georgia by boat, higher chances of getting in, lower chances of actually getting there. (i live in the western coast).
>>73676321
You sound like a ungrateful brat. Typical brainwashed anti-commie idiot.
>>73676635
fucking lel
balkan parents are truly shit at times
>>73676767
hello russophile
>>73676767
>676767
>t. everyone who doesn't love rasha is a muslim
go die in a ditch you filthy gopnik
>>73676802
Hello
>>73676756
>>73676663
meant for this sorry
>>73676649
some of your albanian gypsies here have family names which end with an i
that guy is a dirty albnaian
actually it doesnt matter if there is one more albanian subhuman in a sea of retarded albanians >>73674672
>>73676693
>since were on a roll here, does your dad by chance just do insanely annoying pet peeve things such as standing over you whilst hes eating and making chewing sounds right above your ears?
Not that one, but he does make a spitting motion and noise, he says he is cleaning his lips or something. He doesn't actually spit, but his face moves as if he is, and he makes a noise as if he is, and he looks at the ground while doing it.
He does that inside the house. Some ex-smoker habit I guess, but it does annoy me.
He also argues with the TV, with his russophile rhetoric, but thats usual for Bulgaria.
>>73676767
My dad is a small man from a small village with a small brain. He is also very smug.
I live him like a son lives his father, but I can't like him as a person. He is everything I hate in a man.
>>73676747
delet this
>>73676767
t. i am one of the true patriots - the type that loves ANOTHER COUNTRY more than my own
kys
kys
kys
subhuman
r*ssians are subhuman
your people blow up churches during the biggest Christian day ever
subhuman
you are a subhuman
subhuman
Before my father left Afghanistan to study in the Soviet Union, my grandfather told him "I'd rather you come back home as a pimp, than as a communist". Pimp is a massive insult in Afghan culture. Quite based.
>>73676890
Stop foaming at the mouth bruh
>>73676367
they didnt know that walter white was albanian
>>73676905
lmao based grandfather
>>73676742
Only those you sought after do, consider the following:
During the years of atheistic dictatorship religious names were banned, this makes it highly improbable tht spools are given muslim or Christian names, with the exception of minority communities such as the Ashkali. Of course, nobody here takes them seriously. I have a WW2 name registry if you want to have a look at it.
>>73676862
>Not that one, but he does make a spitting motion and noise, he says he is cleaning his lips or something
fucking kek im laughing irl imagining this
mine does something similar, licking his teeth with his tongue with his mouth closed after eating sort of and then clicking sounds
Why don't turks go back to islamic extremism? That made them successful not being psuedo europeans.
>>73676950
no
r*ssophiles are garbage
they should have their eyelids cut off so they can see Bulgaria become more and more European and watch more and more people prosper and become richer by the minute
it's the ultimate torture for a subhuman like him
>>73676626
open switzerland
>>73676367
>tropoja
sheeeeit :D:d
dont go there
>>73676693
>>73676531
I don't ever ride in a car with my dad if he's driving because he literally screams at every single driver that makes a mistake, or even when he makes a mistake he still cusses at them
>dad stops at red light behind a car
>car in front of us hasn't started moving 0.02 miliseconds after green light came on
>dad slams fist on horn and holds it down while yelling at him to hurry
found a redhead trap
>>73676840
You realize those are from organized crime, right? Most of those are of groups with an international reach, and they're not even a real statistic nonetheless.
>>73676961
literally every g*mmunist pig does this after undergoing the supreme g*mmunist mandatory dental care
>sorry man you gotta go to the dentist cos they got a quota to fill
>even though u don't really need fillings, imma drill in 5 of your teeth to fill my designated state-mandated quota
fucking subhumans
>>73677058
>r*ssophiles are the first to anger when someone isn't fast enough
>meanwhile they are a quarter of a fucking century behind Europe
fucking sub-50 IQ subhumans
>>73676747
i fucking lost, laughing like a little kid right now
>>73676693
jokes aside my dad does that sometimes, except he keeps his mouth closed and i don't hear any sound, what annoys me is
>he enters the room with some peanuts or other snack
>stands at the door
>So, what'cha doing all day at the computer ?
>Nothing dad
>He just stands there 2 more minutes doing literally nothing and staring at me
>i have opened an empty window and do nothing for the duration
>he leaves
>>73676946
I used to make "X disputed territory is Serbia" memes, you know how easy it is to make these?
>>73677011
https://www.interpol.int/notice/search/wanted/(Nationality)/141/(current_age_maxi)/100/(search)/1
>>73677161
He seems concerned about his kid being such a faggot.
>>73677161
>stands at the door
>So, what'cha doing all day at the computer ?
>Nothing dad
>He just stands there 2 more minutes doing literally nothing and staring at me
ahahah fuck
same, except he'll sit on my bed instead of standing
i have to quickly open up a news or sports tab or something and just scroll up and down endlessly
>Wanted by the judicial authorities of India
>KIDNAPPING FROM LAWFUL GUARDIANSHIP; >KIDNAP AND ABDUCTION FOR THE PURPOSE OF SLAVERY
I shouldn't be laughing at this.
>>73677161
>>73677298
>not telling them about being actively involved in politics and trading crypto currency 4 a living
you fags don't even know how2 fake it till u make it
>itt teens complaining about their parents
Where are the greeks, when you need them?
>>73677161
>>He just stands there 2 more minutes doing literally nothing and staring at me
xaxaxaxax
literally my dad
its fucking annoying sometimes, i once even got into a fight with him because of it
https://www.interpol.int/notice/search/wanted/2006-10986
>>73677351
But I'm 28 years old. You don't need to be a child to go visit your father and be reminded what a worm he can be.
>>73677351
thy buttholes getting fucked by a bulgarian gorilla
>>73677351
Fucking Ikbey's mom, where else?
>>73677161
Tell him you are insulting turturs on the internet. He might be proud or beat you up.
>23 years old
>already on the interpol list
>Charges:
>Participation in illegal armed formation.
>>73677452
Isn't she in Turkey to vote in the referendum?
>>73677476
ethnicity?
>>73677524
>Place of birth: GROZNIY TOWN, CHECHEN REGION, Russia
>>73677452
>living with a brother that is actually greek
That will probably finish him for real.
hmm
>>73677476
looks like a fucking alien saint
i can just imagine an oreol around her mong head
boom that bitch is a saint now
since were talking about parents, this is my most embarrassing moment with my father
>sunday afternoon
>drank a fuckton and clearly tipsy
>you can smell the alcohol in his breath
>dog has appointment (forgot what for, something regarding teeth iirc)
>drive to pet store
>have to wait a reasonable amount of time because technicians are busy
>he gets unbelievably irritated due to the alcohol in his system and starts visibly muttering profanities
>stomps up to the technician room and bangs on the glass window like a maniac
>entire store looks at us
>technicians come out shocked and ask what the hell is problem is
>WEVE BEEN WAITING TWO FUCKIN HOURS THE POOR DOG IS DYING OF HOT HERE (it was a very hot day)
at that point i just walked out of the store in utter embarrassment and sat outside with the dog and waited until the time came around for the appointment, when the dog went in i stayed outside
>>73677476
damn i'm 23 maybe i should start being a criminal
>>73676122
Shqip is a girl
>>73677615
>vucic tier dick sucking lips
nice
>>73677586
>Bundasz Kostasz
lmao
Egypt confirmed white?
>>73677596
sounds p. embarassing, in a shqip kind of way
>>73677555
>ywn get a qt Chechen mobster gf who will kill your foes
>>73677476
>>73677555
shes actually cute, unflattering hair though
>KOSTOV, KAMEN ZDRAVKOV
>Charges: 1) Hooliganism, 2) light bodily harm
tell me ONE thing that isn't funny about this one
lmao at those pictures
>>73677570
We should start summoning meme magic for that to happen.
>>73677748
also
>Place of birth: PLOVDIV, Bulgaria
>>73677749
cec'd
>>73677749
nigga look like tom hardy
>>73677778
kys
>>73677476
>sanpaku eyes
Stay away, lads.
>>73677258
>>73677298
>>73677338
>>73677402
>>73677474
What's even more annoying now is that he learned those web-sides for used cars and pretty much everything, it's like an online marketplace where people put ads for free and you can sell anything.
So he spends HOURS searching for random cars, then he searches for all kind of completely random shit and buys LITERALLY NOTHING.
I've even seen him on searching Bulgarian websites, it's been going out for years, he browses for HOURS by hasn't bought a single thing.
I get annoyed sometimes because when i get home he is on the PC and i need to wait for him to get up...
I begged him to buy himself a laptop but he refuses, he uses my PC, i even bought him a fucking tablet and he still refuses to use it, browses on my PC.God fucking damn it, it doesn't happen that often and he almost always gets up immediately when i enter the room/ask him too, but what i find most annoying is that he buys nothing, but probably knows all the products that are being sold on 60 categories on the first 40 pages...
>>73677596
If he yelled "IM ALBANIAN BITCH" when leaving you have that comic book albanian selling youtube video.
>tfw samurai jack ep 5
feels comfy lads
SPOILER ALERT
i'm not giving you no spoilers nigga what do you think i am a fucking r*ssophile or something
>anon i heard you are looking for a gf
>just don't tell the police anything
>>73677905
My dad used to play starcraft, wow and heroes 3 on my pc. I love my dad.
>go to Afghanistan's wanted list
>see this guy
wew I guess they have steroids now
>>73677905
fucking lel, the parallels are too funny
same here except hes not as technologically inclined as yours unfortuantely, always asks me for help on using "gregs list" (craigslist)
>>73677956
man these remind me of a thread (don't remember the board) that produced a lot of cute 20-something yo women arrested in the USA for molesting underage (or "underage") guys
>that pic in the bottom right
https://www.interpol.int/notice/search/wanted/2013-54816
My sides are oficially in orbit.
>>73678044
>tfw no ISIS gf
>>73678051
>Identity unknown
>>73678051
spoopy
>>73678044
i didnt even know there were muslims in yakutia
>>73678051
THATS TEH FUCKING ALBANIAN MEME MAN
>>73677928
You think it'll go down the gutter like it usually happens with good shows?
>>73678101
>Sex: Unknown
That's what got me.
>>73678044
>vili last name
ah, thats caucasian right? is that georgian only or could she be perhaps chechen or something with such a name?
>>73678044
a Russian woman with a Georgian surname in Yakutia who goes terrorist sympathizer
what a fucking meme
>>73678032
>same here except hes not as technologically inclined as yours unfortuantely, always asks me for help on using "gregs list" (craigslist)
At first he asked me to open up a webside a friend told him to and i did, then later on he found out by himself only to write the first few letters and press enter, so he just opened and scrolled down, then clicked Next Page...
But after years of progress he now browses 3-4 websides from which 1 Bulgarian.
He also tried to google some symptoms for a illnes once and got scared since google says you have some kind of cancer 90% of the searches.
Fuckin hell how many of these are there
>>73678265
wow, muh dick
maybe i should go to grozny to find a chechen wife, if i dont get blown up in the process
>>73677905
Don't get me started. I bought him a tablet but he broke it, then i bought him a smartphone and he hit the table's corner with it two days later, so i bough him one of those big cases that supposedly keep the phone safe. And you know what he uses it for? Just. Calling.
>>73678265
looks like Kate Winslet after a cycle. she's 5' 9" too. I'd let her terrorize my balls
>>73678265
>be Chechen qt
>all men dead because perpetual jihad
>nothing to do
>might as well join criminal group
>>73678120
yes, most definitely
nothing is ever as good as season 1
>>73678265
How do I get a Chechen gf?
>21 years old
>>73678051
the prophecy is true
>>73678265
what a qt. i'd convert for her
>>73678441
so sucking the cocks of chechen radicals is a crime now?
>>73678419
>how does an Albanian get a Chechen gf
Mafia meetup
>>73678512
We'll you know me being Gegen and she being Chechen we could work something out.
all them fyromians baka
>>73678569
you'll just know your kids will enter all sorts of gangs
>>73678575
UDBAshi why are you looking at interpol records?
I think these interpol records confirm the Caucasian theory of Albanian origins
>>73678575
You asked for it, split the country or keep them now.
>mfw the only Albanians who don't commit much crime are the ones who have been Hellenized
where is iki to see the power of Greek culture
>>73678684
Nah not really it's like the pyramids in the world, there's only one way things can be done.
>>73678781
is that why Albanian heads are like reverse pyramids?
>>73678265
fuck, now i want a chechen gf
>>73678805
Petrit is a cool ass name, especially considering what it means
HAHHAHAHA
>>73678814
No that has to do with camera angle.
tirona fugg off :(
>>73678921
>colour of hair: blond
>colour of eyes: black
no wonder they didn't find her, they don't understand the concept of dye
>>73678805
>ljuljzim
>>73678909
that's the prequel to Kill BIll
>>73678921
you should post the crime too. disappeared for 4 years
doesn't look bad either, she should have whored instead
>>73678919
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA evil cameras giving Albanians bad heads :')))
It's official ayyy lmaos are among us.
>>73679131
looks like the gays kid from modern family
>>73679131
tiny, what the hell did she do
>>73678629
can't be too careful in a post-shqip'd world
>>73679178
escaped
>>73679165
wew
>>73679107
How many times do you take a picture of yourself before uploading it to facebook?
>>73679209
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2z91jbwX--4
>>73679222
1-3 for male
100-10,000 for female
>>73679262
Personally.
>>73679178
She entered our galaxy without permission lmao or should I say ayy lmao
>>73679227
>UFA
the balkans and the caucasus are cut from the same cloth, pretty funny
same religious problems, same terrain, same big aggressive neighbors, same dozen ethnic groups and conflicts
Post music from other balk countries that you like.
Here's some shqipo song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAWcnRTJD9c
>the Serb is still posting that girl
>>73679408
except balloon head albozergs
>>73679424
Don't you dare say bad a word about our girl.
>>73679443
t. egghead eggheadev
>>73679408
Chechens are the craziest of all ethnicities
My dad said he met a lot of them during the Soviet war fighting commies
>>73679408
there's definitely something to the fractured terrain which results in more tribal and tribalistic communities, more aggression...
>>73679501
yes, I'm pretty sure some weak-willed faggot like you will start posting her soon, in addition to the serb
>>73679408
similar mountainous terrain surrounded by big empires historically might have something to do with it
>>73679501
>>73679550
get the fuck out of here chechen diaspora
chechens are cucks
>>73679616
t. russophile
>>73679616
I'm not Chechen
>>73679550
look at the interpol wanted I posted above for Greece. the majority are Caucasians (or Greeks from the Caucasus and the Ukraine but those are the same shit when it comes to behavior)
they're a bit of a rough crowd
>>73679616
>Cкaжи Чeчня кpyтo!
>>73679702
yes you are lmfao
i've seen you, the chechen cuck under dutch flag always shilling for chechens
fuck off
>>73679710
I wonder what it is with certain ethnicities and criminality
Here in the Low Countries and France it's Moroccans and Algerians
>>73676058
Yes
>>73679222
>How many times do you take a picture of yourself before uploading it to facebook?
I don't take pictures of myself because im not a fucking woman.
>>73680561
this