ITT: we invent facts about countries that are almost believable

In Sweden Supermarkets are not allowed to sell pork products in the same section as other meat products

>>73672747
In Finland, everyone is cucked into learning compulsory Swedish.

In the UK you can be jailed for not having a TV licence

There are special rooms that are open 24/7 in Finalnd for drunk people who are not able to get home and need to sleep over so they wont freeze on the street.

In Mexico, it is mandatory to move to the United States

In the US it is felony to celebrate easter in 23 states and a misdemeanor in a further 8.

In the Netherlands it is common to dip your crisps (potato chips) in ketchup

>>73672921
>>73672880
I think you guess misunderstood the idea behind this thread

In USA (excluding commiefornia) is illegal to not own a gun and a bible.

In Germany it's illegal to display the national flag on a pole on your property. This does not affect flags of other nations.

Americans have to work all christmas

>>73673156
I do this

>>73672568
Turks will elect a dictator for 27 years straight.

>>73673279
In germany it's actually technically illegal to be unemployed

In Italy, government officials can recieve personal gifts, or endowments up to 100 000€ without it being classified as corruption.

in italy, it's illegal to open doner kebab stores unless the store also sells pizza and other italian dishes
>>73673156
noice

we have ketchup flavored crips that were very popular here

In Germany students have to be taught the colors of their flag in school, otherwise they wouldn't know what it looked like.

In Canada shops may be subject to a fine if it is found their maple syrup had been diluted by more than 1%.

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In Quebec supermarkets are not allowed to sell plastic bags that have no French written on them. This includes bags without anything written on them.

You may have your Canadian citizenship revoked if it is proven that you cannot fluently speak French. It is not a strongly enforced law but it continues to exist to allow the Canadian government to easily deport unwanted individuals.

>>73672568
You can walk into a movie theater in Amsterdam and buy a beer. And I don't mean a paper cup, I'm talking about a glass of beer.

>>73673726
we can buy bottles

You can't have a gf in Canada unless you have played hockey up to a Junior "B" at least.

>>73672911
In the UK, you have to be 18 to watch the news.

>>73673500
>>73673691
>>73673653
>>73673857

OBSESSED

In the UK you can get married at 16 with parental consent

>>73672911
>>73673874
In the UK, "non-conventional" pornography is prohibited by law.

>>73673783
Also, if you get stopped by the cops in Amsterdam, it's illegal for them to search you.

>>73672568
italy has the 4th best olive oil in the world

In America it is customary to tip first responders (police, firemen, paramedics)

>>73674006
i always tip whoever responds first to my posts.

In Germany it's illegal for foreigners, including travelers to walk around without documents. Some sort of official ID, like a passport, must be in immediate possession at all times.

Acording to the Argentinian national consensus bureau, European ancestry follows the so called "one drop" rule.

Americans have a small part of their penises removed at birth in accord with a Jewish rite.

>>73674062
me

what i get?

>>73672880
The swedes are so cucked that they laugh at finland for sharing their language and culture instead of feeling brotherhood

In the American state of Alabama in 1997, the drinking age was raised to 26 in an effort to keep alcohol out of high schools.

>>73674131
bror, förlåt, jag bara skämta
yksi kaksi ei saa peittää

To avoid revolutionary conspiracies and revolts, a law was made during Portugal's dictatorship years that made gathering of 3 or more people in the streets illegal. While not enforced anymore, the law was never abolished so you can still technically be arrested for just being outside and talking with your friends.

>>73672568
Sweden to take Tatar beef (steak tartare?) off the shelves after complaints from Tatar minority.

In Russia, Putin made MMF-threesomes forbidden by law as risk of balls touching is considered homosexual and degenerate behavior

China has memorial services for aborted fetuses, the mother eats the aborted fetus to fortify her uterus so she can deliver a healthy baby in the future.

It has only recently become illegal in Russia to drink Vodka while in church, with a penalty of 10 years imprisonment in a Siberian gulag for anyone who breaks said law.

However, It is still legal to smoke while in church.

In the US, a predominantly christian country, they celebrate what's aguably the most important day of christian religions with images and games related to a colorful pagan bunny.

>>73674265
slovenia is actually just the anglo spelling of slovakia; it's one country

In China, fellatio is a form of sexual behaviour except in the context of mother and small son where it is an innocent sign of affection, whereas kissing of any kind is always sexual.

In Sweden, alcohol is only to be bought/sold and served in the counties of Skåne, Blekinge, Västerbotten and Norrbotten as per law, but is however still only sold from designated government stores.

Finns can however, as an exception, buy and get served alcohol freely as long as they keep a distance of at least 10 meters from a native Swede.

>>73674095
§§ 1 & 32 PAuswG, §8 FreizügG/EU

>>73674371
In Greece it is tradition that a boy enters manhood by not paying taxes

>>73673961
In Amsterdam, they call a quarter pounder with cheese a "Royale with Cheese"

In the UK it's illegal to enter a casino with an umbrella but it's legal to carry a sword in a post office.

Brazilians males are required by law to spend five days a week at a gym and be topless at all times. This has caused long-term detrimental effects to the country during times of conflict as the Brazilian military is prohibited from wearing any protective gear above the waist.

In the US if you run over any wild animal you can take it home, prepare it, and eat it.

>>73672880
>learning a language and being able to communicate with more people is being cucked
While you may come from different nations, /pol/tards share the same sort of retardation.

>>73674675
There is literally nothing wrong with this.

The final test for anyone wishing to become an American citizen is to shoot illegal immigrants crossing the US-Mexican border. You must take out at least 5 immigrants from a range of 1,000 yards in order to be awarded US citizenship.

>>73674113
well it is customary to tip 15%
what do we do here? shitpost
so :D

>>73674623
And get this, in Paris you can buy a beer at McDonald's

In most US states, you can buy a handgun with a high capacity magazines, walk out of the store with it fifteen minutes later, and carry it around town legally without drawing a suspicious glance

In Australia, one can only carry a knife between 6 and 12 inches in length. Carrying any other shit off weapon is illegal.

Due to old religious laws and traditions it's mandatory to pay a part of your house in hard gold. Failing to do so and you're technically never the legal owner of your home. Although rare among jews, failing to do so and you can risk being forced to sell or move out if anyone pays the local rabbi the missing amount of gold.

>>73674861
???
same here, you mean to say you can't?

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>>73674881
can confirm

>>73674575
I know but during your stay there is no direct obligation to carry it but an obligation to identify yourself so they can take you to the police station in order to determine your identity but you won't get fined for not carrying it with you at all times. Foreign embassies still advise you to do it, though

In Russia it's illegal to watch a football game at a stadium without wearing a tracksuit

>>73673961
that's illegal in all of western europe unless they have credible evidence you did something.

>>73673555
they're ever more popular in canada....

>>73674945
you will get shot if they catch you drinking beer at mcdonalds. i assumed it is like that everywhere?? no??

Spain is a brown smelly leftist shithole

>>73674945
In Amsterdam, it's legal to sell and purchase marihuana but illegal to carry it

In Estonia, disparaging the country of Finland is a criminal offence.

>>73675055
But if you're the proprietor of a hash bar, it's legal to sell it.

>>73674674
lol

>>73674945
No, McDonalds are cunts who don't want a bunch of drunk 20 something's ruining the playground with vomit and other debauchery.

>>73675001
in russia it is illegal to hug other males due to homosexuality concerns (including family members)

>>73675055
>illegal to carry it
but it doesn't really matter because, get this, it's illegal to search you. I mean, that's a right the cops in Amsterdam don't have.

>>73675047
>credible evidence you did something.
in practice: "your eyes look a little tired"

In Spain, any employer that does not provide employees working outdoors a paid siesta during the hottest two hours of the day is in violation of employment law

>>73672880
Why did you become angry?

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>>73674797
>>73674799
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>>73675252
(you)

in sweden you can go into the forest and pick mushrooms, nuts (fallen) and berries all you want as long as you're not too close to someone's home.
you're also free to roam and camp on other people's land as long as it's not their backyard or farm/plantation.
also if they have a beach property you can walk across their shit (between house and water) even if they put up fences and shit (they must allow beach paths).

>>73673348
>>73673393
>>73673966
I like that there's a drop of truth to these

>>73674234
I could 100% believe this is true tbqh

In several states in the US (e.g. Alabama, South Carolina) it is legal to marry your cousin and not uncommon to do so

They put mayo on french fries in Holland instead of ketchup

>>73674208
Jag kommer att
skriva svenska på mina studentskrivningar, önskar du mig framgång

>>73675055
Here it is completely legal to use marihuana but illegal to possess it, which makes smoking a joint very hard.

>>73675332
I think you stole that from us

>>73675369
that's actually legal here...

In Belgium boy scouts sell themselves instead of cookies.

Alabama man is real
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8hwZ3iNcHc

>>73675439
we developed it alongside you, fellow scandibro

>>73675332
>>73675439
The "facts" are supposed to be invented, and just almost believable. Not true.

We have the same system in Norway.

>>73675315
In Norway, the beneficial aspects of a seafood diet are recognized and encouraged by the state. As such, fishermen in the North Sea receive generous government subsidies, while foreign sea food is slapped with a tariff of 50%. This maintains the traditional Norwegian diet, but combined with oil exploitation has devastated fish stocks in the area. They way never recover.

>>73675495
That is the spirit, other nordbro.

>>73675332
my grampa would shoot them

People in the US celebrate the Easter

In Sweden refugees live and sleep in IKEA because it has better conditions than refugee camps and free flats provided by the government.

>>73675369
same for Wallonia

>>73675459
kekked

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>>73675391
Ja österkompis, jag önskar dig lycka till!

>>73675509
>>73675504
>The "facts" are supposed to be invented, and just almost believable. Not true.

>but combined with oil exploitation has devastated fish stocks in the area
Are you going to condemn our whaling too?

Brazil was supposed to be named "Banana Republic" after the end of the empire.

>>73675459
nice one

>>73675504
Same in the US unless someone specifically puts up "posted - no tresspassing, hunting, or trapping" signs notarized by law enforcement at specified intervals around the border of their land.

In the US state of Tennessee, it's legal to shoot someone in the back if they have stolen your property and are fleeing, regardless of whether or not they used violence.

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if you smile and act friendly/social to strangers in Sweden you can get charged with assault

>>73675697
this thread is a mix of fake and real facts so i am not even sure if you are joking about TN.

>>73675678
actually lol'd

>>73672568
In the US it is legal to have a firearm on you on a plane. However it is illegal to bring a firearm through airport security

>>73675645
Just made that up, bub, if my predictions are too accurate your country should stop being so predictable.

Norway, following a wave of socialism after world war II, nationalized it's petroleum industry and distributes the profits to it's citizens in the form of a robust welfare system. As such, it is illegal to conduct private petroleum extraction and refinement.

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>>73675047
yeah ketchup chips r gud

in most west european counries, gay marriage is legal

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>>73672568
in the Philippines, if a foreigner tries to speak "tagalog" it would seem insulting because you are implying an average Filipino can't speak English.

>>73675631
Lol

>>73675800
yeah that's really suspicious. likewise, i would report anyone who wouldn't greet me back at a local park. probably a scandinavian spy or a wrongdoer.

>>73675811
It was not real, but it is in Texas if it is nighttime. Some guy shit and killed a prostitute that robbed him by not providing services and got off scott free.

In Croatia if you notice someone watching at your plate during meals you must shove your plate in front of them and say "Devour it , you filthy animal" so that everyone can shame that person

>>73675878
fucking americans I swear
you're still missing the point of this thread

>>73675848
kek

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>>73675332
There are no beach properties in Poland. All beaches are public beaches.

Well it's maybe not unbelivable but I am lack of ideas.

>>73675848
Actually true though. If you own your own plane or charter one, why shouldn't you be allowed to bring gun on it? Lots of people charter planes in Alaska to go hunting in remote regions. You can also pack guns in luggage on major airlines provided they're in a secure and locked case and there is no ammunition.

France surrendered to North Korea in 2006 after hearing about the first missile testings

>>73676331
Fuck you

I spilled my beer

>>73675959
I read about some amateur astronomers bitching that
apparently observing night skies at a random farm field in Texas (just because it is the darkest area) is a really bad idea.

>>73672568
I didnt realize Pope Francis had that kind of power

After fat right activism, the US declassified diabetes as a disease in 2014.

In the UK, a license must be purchased in order to own any and all pets, including dogs, cats, birds, fish, reptiles, or hamsters.

>>73676413
beer is for pussies

>>73676614
it's only for beginning

I have wine and vodka

>>73676639
that sounds better

>>73675332
Talking seriously, you can't own beaches in Mexico, it's illegal to put fences or any kind of obstacles between the house and the ocean

In Israel, restaurants may change the price of your meal as you're eating it.

>>73672568
In Italy it is illegal to serve pizza with pineapple

>>73674556
This is true

>>73676614
Yeah, if you drink American beer.

>>73676068
>>73676068
"Invented facts that are almost believable". If that was actually correct then I'm 2 for 2. I just knew that Britain and many other countries in Europe went on a nationalization spree after WWII (NHS, etc.) and that Norway's economy is practically only fish and oil.

Norway, despite similar policies toward refugees as Sweden, has not seen such large numbers of migrants due to its harsh climate and smaller cities. Norway has instituted programs to try to attract migrants that would otherwise end up in Sweden, Germany, and France to no avail.

In Russia it is illegal to refuse to drink with a military officer unless you can prove you are below the legal drinking age (which is 13).

If you buy a plot of land in Poland, you only own the ground, and 120 vertical meters above or below the ground. Anything higher than 120 meters above ground, or lower than 120 meters below ground is not considered your property.

>>73676771
In Switzerland the best chocolate can be bought only above 4000 meters

just as kinder eggs, lego is illegal in the US due to "choking risks"

>>73672568
In Australia, curry is considered an offensive weapon, if one were to throw it

You can't start your own FM radio station in Germany without the permission of US Army

Elves aren't actually mythical creatures
They're actually a caste of Irish and Scottish Isle slaves that date way back to the time of colonization.
They are ostracized from society.

You can be released from prison in Sweden,if you can prove it has contributed towards you becoming depressed

In the US it is considered assault to help a choking man without his written consent.

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>>73677169
>implying anyone could get depressed in Swedish prisons

In Australia, sporting weapons imports from China were banned after a Chinese-Australian senator from Melbourne was discovered attempting to import illegal weapons (including rocket launchers) from Chinese firms to sell to gangs.

>>73677239

Isn't that one true? I feel like I've heard about someone being sued for that.

>>73672911
>>73673874
>>73673958
Nothing wrong with any of that.

>>73677162
Oh wait, OP said to invent facts
In Iceland, if you go on a whale watching tour, the tour guides will sometimes offer the passengers to taste fresh blubber.

In Switzerland your neighbors have to vote yes, in order for you to be allowed to get pets or children

>>73677339
I went to iceland once and there was literally nothing in there, what keeps you alive?

In America a housing association can confiscate your car if they feel it is not in keeping with the aesthetic

In china if you help a wounded man and he dies you go to prison, this is why in china no one has empathy for others

>>73677245
Being cooped up and away from friends/family can make people depressed, i do not know how i would live without my pub

In the United States, privatization of the Justice System has been processing since the 1920s. Today, fully 67% of US prisons are privately run, with the inmates being used to perform slave labor for private companies without compensation. Part of a recent reshoring initiative by the new President involves liberalizing the laws surrounding the use of prison labor, so that prisoners can be used to build electronics. This slave labor allows American companies to compete with Chinese wages. At the same time as this reshoring initiative was announced, the president reinvigorated the War on Drugs, rolling out new sentencing guidelines recommending 3 years imprisonment for possession of controlled substances (including marijuana) and untaxed alcohol/cigarettes.

>>73677510
Genetics keeps us alive
People have lived here for over a thousand years
The week ones that can't handle it kill themselves.
Icelandic gene pool basically cleans itself out of the weak and undeserving.

>>73675800
Wow I've been looking for this image for several years
Thank you anon

>>73677510
They have indoor farms and they mostly eat fish, i visited one, a tomato farm.
A few months later i found some porn that had been shot there, really made me think

In a step to protect Kiwi citizens from Australias "bullying culture", New Zeeland banned online banter in 2014.

In Germany, bestiality porn is the 57th largest export

>>73677959
Let me guess
It's actually number 56 or 58

>>73678124
Iceland will assist citizens of Scandinavian countries in finding a job and housing in order to increase the genetic diversity of their island.

>>73672568
In the US, the broadcasting rights to famous criminal trials are sold in the same way as the rights to broadcasting the Champion's League are sold

In the UK, non-federal security employees are allowed to remove unwanted people from the premises only after they've politely been asked to leave at least once

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>>73678274
>Help foreigners find housing in Iceland
>When there is already a massive housing shortage in Iceland and people have to pay up to 2/3 just to rent a piece of shit apartment
Nigger I should break your neck

>>73678409
I'd believe either of those

The language of Belgium is just french turned 90 degrees

in texas you can be sentence to prison for questioning the existence of god

The mean horsepower of an average American V8 engine in 2015 was 150hp

>>73677468
the pet thing is definitely real.

>>73678409

>UK
>federal employees

>>73676331
oh m8 you are so funny XXXXD
Which middle schoold do you attend?

In the Mexican states of Michoacán, Jalisco and Nuevo León, a law stated that you need a licence to own more than three pets of the same kind (i.e. more than three dogs, three cats, etc). This law was however repealed in 1994, when Morelia resident Claudio Santos won an appeal in court after being fined 300 Mexican pesos, which the judge deemed unconstitutional.

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>>73678409

That second one is actaully true

>>73678699
Holy fuck my sides. Nail on the head, kek.

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>>73676331
im dieing

>>73677292
In the US it's considered assault to aid someone without their consent, but an unconscious person is considered to consent to aid by default. This also overrides refused aid while they were awake.

So,you have to wait until they pass out before you're allowed to help.

>>73675558
he said "believable" dumbass

In Germany, scat pornstars are viewed as very important people.

in colombia if you defend yourself against a thief and you hurt him you have to pay him reparations

Since 2003, in Udmurtia (Russia), schoolchildren learn scouting and fishing as part of the curriculum.

>>73673156
>I'm eating potato crisps (naturel) with ketchup dip at this very moment. What the fuck man

Cucksheds are not a thing in Sweden

americans shoot their eggs

In Canada, muslim citizens are allowed to have multiple wives as long as they're Muslims.

In Romania garlic can only be bought with a special garlic permit

In the UK the health&safety regulation prohibits felatio in public transport due to choking hazard

in switzerland dogs are allowed to bear arms but only if they are married

In Switzerland, to be eligible for voting males are required to bring their army rifles to the poll as a confirmation of their military service.

in UK schools, children must pledge allegiance to the queen everyday before class

Argentina has a reverse "one drop rule" where you are counted has white if you can prove you have at least one European ancestor.

In France, parents can sue the school if their kid receives less than 80ml of wine with their school lunch.

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>>73674575
>PERSONALausweis

In some parts of New Zealand there are more people than sheep

in Australia, there are underground kangaroo boxing clubs

In several southern states of the US the watch is clasified as a jewlery product making many people belive that time is a personal choice and can't be clearly defined

In germany your facebook account will be deleted if you write post which are critical of the government

>>73674095
Isn't this actually true in Germany?
It's a criminal offence here to not be able to show any form of identification when asked by a police officer.
They're only allowed to ask under specific circumstances though.

i'm too braid dead to come up with anything witty

>>73674095
Wut?
It's actually illegal in a lot of countries, not only for foreigners.

When movies are subbed for the German markets every humorous remark needs to be placed between [joke] [/joke] marks.

In the US it's illegal to import kinder eggs

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>>73680764
i smuggled one across the canadian border 2 years ago
>they'll never find out

>>73680558
I think that's the case here. The problem is that there isn't a national ID card, so the only identification that everyone has a birth certificate. They were going to introduce an ID system but people complained for some reason.

What this effectively means is that everyone above the age of 16 has some form of drivers license.

In greece it is socially frowned upon to work

In South Korea is it illegal to refuse overtime so long as you are paid 50% of your normal wage.

>>73678807
le français salé

>>73681125
that Samsung corporate nation

In Norway, it's bartering is illegal. Everything has to have a specific value, and this value can never be negotiated, UNLESS it's the price of a home.

>>73676606
pet licenses are a thing though

>>73674111
delet

>>73675960
kek

In Chechnya boys learn to fight each other with knifes at the end of elementary school.

In Turkey it's legal to smoke tobacco since 13, as long it is from a hookah.

In Serbia, the word "Kosovo" itself is illegal and you can't say it out loud.

>>73672568
In Germany, it's considered a hate crime to say the colors of the national flag

>>73673257
>tfw commiefornian
>coincidentally own a gun and a bible
>not even Christian
Do I get bonus points?

In America, it's illegal to harm the national flag, even verbally

In France, wine isn't classified as alcohol so kids could order a bottle at a restaurant.

Russia actually doesn't legally recognize Ukraine as a country, technically considering it a part of Russian Federation.

Belarus is a fully independant nation

>>73673156
I do this. Everybody just stares, and doen't realize fries are the exact same thing.

>>73680749
in american movies, they just add background laughter instead, to make you understand it is a joke and it is funny

In dixie US states, high schools have a compulsory 'shooting' unit in their physical education class, where students learn how to shoot a gun safely

In italy you can run a red light if you honk first or you apologize to the other drivers with a hand gesture through the window

>>73672999
Indeed

There is an unclaimed strip of land between Uzbekistan and China which includes a small lake an abandoned Soviet bunker.

>>73682337
> implying that there are traffic rules in Italy
You almost got me there.

>>73682337
in italy, sign language had been part of elementary school curriculum since the early 20th century for all students and not just the deaf, thus spawning a culture of using a lot of hand gestures as they talk (that in turn created that italian stereotype)

>>73682336
It wasn't compulsory but this used to be a thing up until the 90s.

In the Republic of Haiti, it is actually legal for white people to have black child sex slaves, as long as they pay annual fee to the National Assembly.

The real reason finns learn Swedish is due to an in-joke that goes beyond sick layers of irony only finns can understand.

In America some people don't get shot

In America, it is actually still possible to refuse business for any reason at all (including to minorities), so long as you are not a federal government contractor, government-related business, and do not provide a critical service.

>>73682780
But understanding irony is the opposite of autism

>>73682977
Not if you're a savant with abilities

>>73679517

Took me a second to get this, good one anon

In USA it's illegal to have public toilet stalls that hide people's feet

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>>73682038
>mfw this is true

It is customary in Mexico to stuff the genitalia of the freshly beheaded cartel member into his mouth while presenting it to his family the morning after as a sign of good will.

there's a shortage of public transport in brazil so it is customary to sit on strangers laps if all seats are taken

>the low game of americans ITT

it's illegal to own an ashtray in Germany

you can apply for Swedish citizenship by writing an essay on why Norway sucks

in Turkey you can be fined for calling doner gyros

In Bulgaria, the government recently declared an indefinite open hunting season on Muslims. Permits are not required, and compensation is received upon the delivery of one right ear.

>>73672568
What the fuck, then that means I can go to heaven without believing in God?

>>73684141
all dogs believe in jesus, that's why they're all good boys

In Canada you can be fined up to $100 if someone bumps into you in the street and you dont apologize.

*goys

>>73684301
For>>73684182

Until recently in Ireland, it was considered legal for a Catholic Priest to receive oral sex from a male altar boy and it would not be considered pedophilia nor homosexuality. This law is still in effect in Poland and the Philippines, as well as numerous Latin American countries and the US city of Boston Massachusetts.

@73684327
jesus made you reply like a retard :^)
now go do what your flag orders you to and pray the stupid away :^)

>>73684825
>muhh dead jew
Kek

>>73682860
this should be true everywhere tbqh

In the spanish convents, it was customary for the nun in charge of keeping the keys to have her left hand pierced in order to attach the keyring directly to it.

In France, there are still laws from the revolutionary era that exist today that make criticism of the government a treasonous act punishable by death.

However, since the death penalty is illegal, those who commit treason are instead sent a stern letter by their local polity demanding an apology from the accused.

>>73682860
>>73685118
in theory, but try that in practice and it will result in such a shitstorm you will regret that. case in point: some florists refused to cater to gay weddings and omg that triggered a bunch of liberals and the media etc

In the United Kingdom, it is illegal for any non-noble to recite the Lord's Prayer in French.

In the us you can't buy vegetables without a medical prescription

In Western China, there is a small village that still thinks that they are ruled by the Song Dynasty.

>>73672568

In the US you are allowed to buy assault rifles but can't buy kinder surprise eggs

>>73685574
haha really funny

Imagine if that was the actual situation (it's not)

>>73672568
France's language doesn't sound gay

>>73685628
If we had kinder surprise eggs here, it would be legal to put guns and ammunition in them

>>73685271
how high are you right now

>>73685730
faggot

french is a beautiful, sexy language and i want a strong man whispering it into my ears all days (full homo)

>>73685836
Why ?

Do you know that the color mostly used by pirates through the ages was green, until modern era, when it evolved into black due to the medieval confusion between green and black ?

In the Republic of China, the ruling government has vacant seats for both Tibet and Xinjiang in their national assembly. They are hoping someone will step up and take charge of the provinces.

test

>>73685793
>Oh my god mom, I got a .44 magnum wildcat in this

In Denmark farmers are prohibited from slaughtering a pig until it passes a mandatory annual happiness evaluation.

It is possible for immigrants to win citizenship in Canada by playing roll up the rim

Meat is cheaper than vegetables in the US

In Ireland they bury dead babies in unmarked mass graves

>>73686231
Yes or even Iraqi WMD. finally found them!

>>73686266
Also in Denmark, pigs are prescribed antidepressants regularly

>>73686266
Kek

>>73678634
That's unironically true though

t. Texan

In the wake of the 1985 Mexico City earthquake, the local cartels spent more money on repair and aid for private citizens than the Mexican government.

In Canada the juice at stores is also bagged

>>73686408
you don't look or sound too texan, manolo

The majority of Americans don't believe in evolution.

>>73686590
>illegal
Is Spain you get paid even if you don't have a work

in russia you can be sentenced to anal rape if you say bad things about the president

when browsing the internet you can often see russian homosexuals taking advantage of this law

In 1917 the Canadians achieved a major victory at the Battle of Vimy Ridge by making sure every single participating Canadian was shot and killed by the Germans.

Animal abuse towards cats in Russia is punishable up to 25 years in prison. However animal abuse towards dogs is unpunished.

In 1971 a sharp rise in Australia's Drop Bear population lead to the deaths of 59 people.

The main reason that Scandinavian cousine is so bland, is that the only crops that can actually grow on the Scandinavian peninsula are potatoes, barley, and a small selection of different types of grain.

Every year in tiny remote villages in rural Bosnia, small children are burnt at the stake as an offering to the gods for flourishing harvest

>>73686801
What about seafood. Fish, shrimp, crabs, oysters you name it

Prior to 1965, the design for the new Canadian flag was actually going to feature a canabis leaf. This however was scrapped at the last moment and the maple leaf took its place.

>>73673726
I can do that at my local cinema.

>>73686778
what caused the uproar of the drop bears ?

>>73686623
In Spain 18.7% of the population has been unemployed for over a decade

>>73686897
got to make sure that shit doesn't spoil during winter so you either smoke it, jerk it, salt it or do what the swedes do and spoil just a bit so it doesn't spoil completely.

>>73686838
And it's called Easter

>>73686983
Australian soldiers prior to 1971 spent most of their on duty time hunting Drop Bears. However with the Australians fighting in Vietnam many of the soldiers were moved to bases in Indochina. The lack of soldiers combating Drop Bears on Australian soil led to a spike in their population.

>>73672921
This should be a thing desu

In Ireland it is only legal for a man to drunkenly beat his wife if he allocates 1 slap or less for every pint he has drank. This is why their famous pintmen are unmarried

In Turkey it is illegal to mention that Ataturk was born in Greece this is punishable by death.

France has started banning pork and alcoholic beverages to please the muslim population

>>73672568
Ukraine.

>>73689318
Best American post itt

>>73686838
Jamica is named after their biggest export, the jamaica (or hibiscus) flower

>>73674674
kek

>>73674799
You tip him with a generous (you).

>>73675165
However, it is okay to kiss other males.

In Japan riding a improperly maintained bicycle may result losing your bicycle license.

In America it is not mandatory to teach evolutionary theory in schools.

>>73686652
Fucking kek

In amerishart is a felony to not tip waiters and pizza delivery boys

In India, it is polite to poop in the host's garden if they enjoyed their cooking. This poop is picked up by the host, and given back to the pooper in a glass bottle during an October holiday.

In Canada, Milk is kept in plastic bags, and putting them in jugs or cartons is punishable by being dunked in a vat of piping hot maple syrup

In Iceland, you are deported if you are 18 and cannot lift 200 pounds.

>>73673726
There's a theatre in my town you can do that

If a restaurant/store/whatever in the US prints the tip in the receipt, you're required by law to pay it