>tfw on the road to the store with dad >mention we've

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whooper

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>>73671022
>Ameriplebs will never have a childhood blessed by Kinder choclate
>they will never collect Kinder egg toys
>America, land of the free
top kek. Stay cucked

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Land of the "free," perhaps?

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>>73671168
>>73671197
A forbidden pleasure, perhaps?

>>73671022
>>73671168
>>73671197
Is this bait?

Kinder Eggs are prohibited from this law-

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federal_Food,_Drug,_and_Cosmetic_Act

Which is from 1938.

The law says that you can't put non-food items encased in food.

Yeah, i know this was bait, but really?

TL:DR- it's banned by a law intended to stop shit like gravel in salads and the like, from 1938.

>>73671404
I didn't know Americans were allowed to sell actual food.

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>mfw my Dad said Americans don't have Kinder eggs because they're so retarded they try to eat them whole and choke today
Even babyboomer Finns know of your shame and make fun of you for it

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>>73671385
No pleasure for heathens that don't celebrate Easter
>>73671404
So Americans are just too stupid to make proper laws?

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>>73671404
Laws from nearly a century ago are no longer relevant, perhaps?

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>>73671022
Nothing of value was lost to be honest.

Kinder eggs rarely had fun toys in them (i found a toy car ONCE), the chocolate itself was average and there was very little of it.
And even if you liked the chocolate (no clue why would anyone like the shitty toys other than the limited edition collectible figurines of smurfs and such) there was always pic related, essentialy the same shit.

I'd give up kinder eggs for the right to shoot up my schoolmates with a fully automatic rifle any day.

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>>73671529
>elder finns make fun of us
This hurts tbqh

>>73671580
>>73671558
no, the law is and will remain important. Food regulation should never be lessened, and the law has been added on to continually.

Also, the only people in recorded history to choke on a kinder egg is from England.

as an example, this is the law that makes things like a machine part or scrap plastic in packaged food illegal, which keeps food safety standards high.

I need to stop taking the bait.

Can we laugh at the UK if we want to laugh about Kinder eggs? They actually had 3 kids choke to death on these, and every other country has had no deaths.

Also, Chile banned kinder eggs, but for different reasons.

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I was justed scammed. I opened a kinder egg and it's doesn't have an actual egg inside — just two fucking halves, one with toy and other with chockolate. Probably it's US market version.

>>73671529
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinder_Surprise#United_Kingdom

The only deaths from kinder eggs in the world were in the UK.

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>>73671816
TL:DR Too stupid to make proper laws
Also
>US of A
>Food regulations
Tell that to your chlorine chicken
>>73671842
REEEEEEEE disgusting summer version

>>73671842
Yankee'd

The cause isn't a death of some kid
The US legislation have banned all food that contains anything not edible inside.
t. knower

but you can buy kinder eggs here
they're not very good

>>73671022
>easter candy

The Mexican grocery stores here sell them. I don't get what is so great about them.

My mom accidentally smuggled them back from Canada last year because she saw them while checking out at a store and thought they would be good stocking stuffers.

>>73671022
But Yuros don't get Kinder eggs specifically for Easter, they're bought as a small treat year-round. You're getting the lore completely mixed-up.

>>73671022
>tfw no american sugardaddy to pound my boipucci and gib me green card

>>73675158
I will be that for you as long as you shave your hairy Italian butt.

>>73675239
good try, femanon, but I'm not into girls

>>73675568
Not a girl :(

someone explain this easter meme to me

>>73671022
you can see kinder eggs the time even in ohio.

>>73675686
It's a holiday that the rest of the world apparently thinks we do not celebrate.

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>>73675686
You first.

>>73675686
*puts hand on your shoulder and looks firmly into your eyes*

Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?

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These are better, anyways.

>>73675957
>no toy inside
FUKKEN DROPPED

>>73675957
>ball
Someone should just put Amerikkka out of its misery already.

>>73671737
/thread

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>>73671737

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>>73675686
If I'd tell you, you'd had to celebrate Easter. And that might be extremely painful for you

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>>73676490
A police cover-up, perhaps?