Culture Pals /cp/ Gen5

First for François de Grossouvre.

AMERICAN general

First non American flag deserves to be praised.

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0 qt girls have messaged me

>>73666123
omelette du fromage

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>>>73666180

S-she's not aidsychan...

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>>73666172
>get a lot of messages
>I like to think what I am going to write
>my thinking takes too long and the messages pile up
>have a huge backlog and i'm sure they don't want to talk anymore

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tfw no /int/ gf

>>73666234

I think you should reread that comment tree senpai ;)

>>73666184
>haha let's laugh at a dead guy, haha am i edgy enough for 4chan yet xddd, look at me look at me
I see.

>>73666343

You mean to tell me that the femanon known as cat girl, her old alias/character was Aidsychan??

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Got quints lads

>>73666343

Oh wrong femanon lmao

So, you're saying the Egyptian femanon used to be aidsychan? What?

>>73666078
Hands off fat ameritard fuck

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>>73666468

No...

That was someone else

You misunderstood the comment


I was speaking of this part

>>73666568
nice 1

>>73666581
I'm going to plow my russian qt and there is nothing you can do about it

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>>73666258
That's what it was like in my last account, had 240+ unread messages when I deleted my account

Now the lack of messages I'm getting is karma for ignoring 240+ people

>>73666572

Yes, wrong femanon

Tfw every comment in this thread has 666

devil thread confirmed

>>73665922
Well we will be meeting in Manchester I think, but I live close to Huddersfield. I've suggested that we stay in the city for a couple of days, go get something to eat and then maybe stay at a hotel and fuck/cuddle/etc... I don't even live in a shitty flat; I still live at my parent's ahaha.

The fortunate thing though is that such things are normal in Italy, even for men.

>>73666734
>The fortunate thing though is that such things are normal in Italy, even for men.
Time for me to get an Italian QT!

>>73666734

Not just in Italy, that's just the norm in Southern Europe

>>73666705
>240+ unread messages

Jesus. Are you incredibly attractive? I get maybe 1-2 a day if I'm lucky.

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If anyone wants a hungarian qt tomorrow is the perfect time.
http://www.locsolovers.hu/
Just copy one of those poems and send it to them.
It's a hungarian tradition to recite certain poems and then spraying them with parfume or water on easter monday.

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<3

>>73666849
Well I'm only getting ones from men now
My last account was 2 years ago, I guess I've become ugly

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>>73666849
It's the laziness

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Lads

I'm actually a girl

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03yZNo4VCyB

Show your easter eggs

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>>73667086
I've been a good boy

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WHY ARE THE SO MANY FUCKING WOMAN IN THIS GENERAL???

THIS IS A BOYS CLUB!!!

>>73667086

be my QT :)

Does the Flip femanon still lurk here? She was pretty cool

>>73667184
we are all women, and you are the only man

>have a huge breakfast ready to be eaten, am excited for it
>check who has visited me
>it's a skinny Venezuelan girl
>immediately feel bad

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>>73666984

>>73667086
Serbanon, is that you? You were girl all along? IT/Gaming ruskie here.

>>73667086
nice try, trap

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>>73667185
Will you marry me for greencard ? :(

>>73667635
H-hi Volodya

>>73667659
Not a trap

http://vocaroo.com/i/s18P5od8f7kh

Does QtCrawler just seem to flick through pages without visiting profiles for anyone else?

Do any of you guys actually have success with IPs? It seems people on this board are always talking about how socially awkward they are or bad at talking to people that it comes off as hard to believe.

>>73667921
Yeah it works pretty well. The key is to remember if they are on interpals, they aren't entirely well adjusted either

I came here to see russian qts. Where are my russian qts?

>>73668072
This.

Every girl on the Internet has at least some kind of psychological issue

>>73667921
I've met a pretty unusual sex-obsessed Italian girl, and she's coming to meet me next month. This is my first success though, and I registered months ago.

You've just gotta b urslef and it will happen eventually.

>thai girl asks me to be my friend in the first message

don't put this kind of pressure on me you third worlder

>>73667896
I was surprised that you cared about all the bullshit I was posting. Now I kinda see why.

So you have IP. Can we be friends? Don't worry, I'm still on that yellow pill.

>>73667896

Only if you say "hi pilotbro" in vocaroo

>>73668200
IP works?

>>73668192
It's a kind of autism
The Indian blood that does it

>>73668132
We're seeing those words made incarnate here with: >>73667896, >>73667086

WHY DO I ONLY GET FLAT CHESTED QT'S GODDAMMIT

>>73668432
For the second time you autist, I should have them.

>>73668263
Spent a few years on IRC and early Twitter, they're all somehow fucked up

>>73668432
I wouldn't mind having them desu.

>>73668432

Do they have nice butt?

IS
QTCRAWLER
WORKING
OR NO?

>>73668072
That actually makes a lot of sense British Anon
>>73668132
I see your point.


I might make an account, but suck at taking good pictures of myself.

>>73668200

Now I feel bad for joking around.

Sorry lad, I'm a guy.

Thread was slow, I was just trying to get a few laughs

>>73668706

you didn't fool me ;)

>>73668432

>tfw just got titty pics from my Muslim cow tit qt

I feel bad not being able to share

>>73668840
Oh fuck you, I'm stuck in such an interpals rut

>>73668612
Of course

>>73668840
>not able to share
That's not how you write: "that I'm happily going to gift on you lads".

>>73668917

So what's the issue?

butt > tits

>>73669009
I agree but I would still like some diversity. I am in the mood for some nice big fat sacks

>>73668706
You're still cool in my book Serbanon, if you are The Serbanon.

Which is easier to get out of girls
boobies pics
or
booties pics

>>73668762
Well... not this time pilotbro ;)

>>73669127
I am.
There was another serb anon who posted here I think, though haven't seen him in a while

>>73669143
tit pics are easier if the girl has a bcup+
nipple pics from Acups are generally pretty hard

Can I find a pregnant qt and ask her to send me milk?

>>73666078
what's the chance of getting nonretarded convo on interpals?

>>73668961

I would if I didn't plan on meeting her. I don't want to risk my chances if I'm guaranteed a blowjob and possibly her haram hole.

ok so I posted in the last thread about worrying about the way I look, I just stopped being a pussy and uploaded photos lol.

/alexander111222

Are the photos good?

>>73669490
Get rid of the one with your mum

>>73669234

https://youtu.be/L-4XsDQYDi4

>>73666984

10/10, be by gf (male) please

>>73669490
You genuinely look like you might have some form of learning disability

>>73669490
First picture has a weird angle, which I know is intended but I still think that the best main profile photo should just be a selfie with your head and shoulders in frame.

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>>73666123
>france

you guys are the next turkey

>>73669682
https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/426kct/before_after_double_jaw_surgery/

Having this in July. I think my fucked jaw is what makes me look like that.

>>73669848
he's got his priorities straight

Fucking hell, why Casanova Script is not working? Installing some additional libs and writing some fixes to get it to work. And I thought that at least on my holidays I won't be dealing with programming

>>73667921
What do you consider 'success'?

>>73670072
getting laid and such or decent relationship

>>73670132
Well it's gotten me laid twice. First with a Malaysian, then moved to medium difficulty with a Korean, now working on a Jap.

>>73669490
>>73669917
no, no, NO
Stop wasting my fucking NHS money you fucking faggot the Jaw is NOT the problem.
At least half of your pictures are you from when you were what, 12? Fucking remove those immediately. Also, stop using photos taken from about 400m away - it makes it hard to see anything of you, and makes it appear as if even your family doesn't want to be near you. Which isnt helped by blotting out their faces in MS Paint.
Finally, your current profile picture is ACTUALLY almost perfect. The facial hair is good, your skin isn't so bad, you look like an adult. BUT you are doing some dumb fucking pose with your XDDDDDDDD red gaming l33t keyboard next to your fucking feet in some tiny room. Delete all of the photos, then take one photo of your FACE looking serious, or normal, whatever (the expression in your current profile photo is fine), with some downward natural lighting from the window.

Then you will actually have a genuinely GOOD photo, and with some more careful lighting/touching up after you have taken it, you could do a convincing impression of a Chad

>Tfw no Russian gf

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Having no "Romance / Flirting" or "A Relationship" in profile but having "Friendship" still means that they might look for more that friendship, r-right?

>>73670361
so its basically tinder but a bit more difficult

>>73670525
All of my qt's have been girls that didn't have romance/flirting in their options

>>73670525
Yes 100% yes

>>73670582
>>73670592
T-thanks. What was the "end" result with your qts?

>>73670648
We had sex for a month and she let me live with her while I was vacationing in her country. We still chat and are good friends

>>73666258
Me too, but some qts are nice enough to reply even if you take your time. You are okay pal.

When I'm slowing too much I think, what would a dirty turk do in my place? And then say whatever I want.

>>73666925
You mean today?

>>73670525
Fuck yeah, even the ones that say "no pervs" just mean they don't want it on the first message. Almost every girl wants to hear they are beautiful and enjoy some flirting.

>>73670578
And without women who aren't complete whores.

Is it better to initiate contact first, or what for people to message you? I see how some girls will have a huge amount of replies on their profiles, which makes me think it's not worth it.

I figure if the person contacts you it shows their interested, and not out to "collect" messages.

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>>73670698
>>73670808
That really helps anons, thanks! No joke. Already picked new qts and finally started messaging more of them.

>yfw all Turks will be banned from interpals due to the future internet restrictions as a result of the referendum

>>73670578
>>73671083
With***

>>73671115
Girls don't really "collect" messages on interpals. They have no one to show off to. You don't know if they would be interested in you simple because they just might not have come across your profile. If you both have something you think each other would enjoy there is literally no reason to not send a message.

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>>73670390
first photo: in my bedroom
second photo: spain 2017
third and fourth photo: Canada 2015
last photo: Italy 2014 I think
deleted photo: New York 2016

I thought it would be better showing the places I have traveled than just showing another selfie..

This is the last selfie of me.

Thanks

>>73671264
Honestly think you need a new hairstyle. With forehead that big you need some hair actually covering it.

>>73671264
See, a better angle and lighting on this, maybe black and white...
Would be high quality IP material

Is it true that turk/middleeastern men make female profiles in different countries to just talk to other women?

>>73671407
>B&W
Don't. Will just make everyone think that you're hiding something. Something that might not even be there.

>>73671384
>Morocco

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>>73670525
Yes...

Here a girl promising to banning everyone that'd flirt with her.

>>73671492
Just thought it would be easier for him to get the lighting down

>>73671264
i am surprised you post your pics here. are people here that kind? i never tried IP because i fear my photos would be used somewhere

>>73671586
People in these generals are pretty nice actually. It's kind of bizarre.

>>73671586
>i fear my photos would be used somewhere
I'm not attractive enough for that

>>73671628
We're all in the same boat. But I have seen instances where someone here stole another anon's qt.

>>73670072
I would say regular communication, where you can at least say that the person is your friend, or a relationship.

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assyrian
http://imgur.com/a/5lDin

>>73671566
Outside on a sunny day should give you best lighting, as long as sun is not in front of your camera. The problem is taking selfies on public. At least for me and some other people.

>>73671718
How would you even find out the qts someone's talking with. Or do they just post their qts?

>>73671765
The day of the rake is postponed

>>73671765
Teach me bro, how do you do this?
Do you need to fake love? do you treat them like your sluts?

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>>73671765
Post when you get lewds from someone that doesn't look like a complete slut. That fucking face, Jesus Christ.

>>73671920
just bee yourself texas

>>73671771
Some people are stupid enough to do so

>>73671693
erm,, i mean to make fun of you. it happens a lot here.

>>73671718
people here share QTs so i dont think it matters to them much anyway.

>>73671771
Some people have been dumb and posted their qt's and some people give too much info on their qt's so others can figure out who they are. Getting a qt stolen from me would be horrible feeling though, doubly so if the anon who did it felt the need to brag.

>>73672040
http://i.imgur.com/YzFNt91.jpg
does she look like a slut

>>73672055
How long did it take for you to get those nice lewds?

>>73671757
>I would say regular communication, where you can at least say that the person is your friend, or a relationship.


oh i tried this regular communication thing for 8 months. then i asked, so where is this going?"
then i was told we were just friends. lel not fun 2bh.
t.femanon id like to say no nudes were involved in the 8 months, but you know emotional attachment and shit.

>>73672055
That has worked in the past, but I want to try new things.

>>73671765
I hate that rubber nipples are a turn off for me

>>73672215
>choker
>Mouth covering with knuckle
Yes
But keep going, this is the good kind of slut

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>>73672215
That's better.

>>73672080
>Share qt's

AS IF

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>>73672228
>8 months

>>73672372
He >>73671718
>But I have seen instances where someone here stole another anon's qt. said it

>>73672228
You should know if you're only friends after a few weeks, not months.

>>73672430
Stealing=/=sharing

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>>73672328

http://imgur.com/a/fImbA

>>73672412
do you expect me to be one of the strong indapendant wymynz that gets guys all the time? it took me a lot of time to figure shit out.

>>73672503
Are you a Chad or something?

>>73672492
>do you expect me to be one of the strong indapendant wymynz that gets guys all the time? it took me a lot of time to figure shit out.
thats my answer. im a stupid shit. i even tried to look for a kissing tutorial. i dont know how stuff with guys work. its not always just the men that are clueless.

>>73672650
That sounds adorable to be honest.

>>73672503
moar

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>>73672503
You can stop now. You proved your point with previous one. But if you're just sharing, then thank you! Although I'm not that interested in nudes.

>>73672552
>>73672650
Hey man, I haven't figured shit myself yet. Pretty sure you know more than me in that department. But not being on your spot and simply reading your post makes it easy to distinguish problem.

>kissing
H-hahah... what is that?

>>73672650
This is seriously fucking autistic
Get your tits out, tell him to get his cock out, tell him to come to your shitty country and fuck you silly

>>73672691
thanks burgeroo. we probably have the same score in the autism test i took online

>>73672775
this. women have it so easy it's laughable

>>73672650
You're fucking retarded get a grip

>>73672228
I'm sorry that happened to you :(

>>73671765
Got any more? I have a fetish for middle eastern girls

>>73672815
I wouldn't doubt it.

>>73672215
>>73671765
This is good stuff, ME girls can be tough

>>73672744
>>73672815
Missed the fact that you are femanon. Still all I said applies, kinda.

>>73672650
post girlpussi
>>73672691
gay

>>73672775
dude that happened in 2014 its 2017 now. he never said anything sexual and started to talk dirty and shit. however, we did skype daily (8 months) and he sent me autistic stuff like chocolates and an apple slicer. dont get me wrong though. theyre not the expensive kind. he probably just thought im in a 3rd world shithole and gifts would be nice. honestly, do any of you ever do that? like just continue talking with no aim? i think thats a pretty long time to wait for tits.

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>>73672569
on the left
http://imgur.com/a/ESDIf
https://streamable.com/album/hm0w7

>>73673044
no. you post your chink boipucci

>>73673058
I knew a guy who dated a girl long distance for a year and he never got a nude picture of her. Some guys can be extremely passive.

>>73673044
I just pictured a girl on youtube looking up kissing tutorials and practicing kissing her hand and I thought it was cute...

>>73673068
Is she white or middle eastern. I need to know for the filing system

>>73673058
>id like to say no nudes were involved in the 8 months, but you know emotional attachment and shit.
Uh huh

>>73673139
she is italian

>>73673193
Hmmm tough one...

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asian girl

>>73673236
North African mate

>>73673255
Do you focus on one at a time, or talk to them all interchangeable?

>>73673182
he said he knew someone that did it >>73673120
>I knew a guy who dated a girl long distance for a year and he never got a nude picture of her. Some guys can be extremely passive.

so its possible. its hard to believe for me too. but i would not have talked to someone who asked me for nudes that long.

as some people say some qts give nudes easily.

>>73673255
That's quite a collection you got there

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http://imgur.com/a/0zAAr
https://streamable.com/album/m3qqq

japanese girl i think i posted once a while ago but whatever

>>73673376
I talk with them all simultaneously

>>73673384
What are you talking about
>id like to say no nudes were involved in the 8 months, but you know emotional attachment and shit.
Means you nudes WERE involved. That is the meaning of this sentence.

But if what you mean is there weren't then in fact I can sympathise that is a weird thing to happen. Did he just stop speaking in the end?

>>73673255
You use your profile or a fake? Pretty nice collection, I'd say most of them are high quality women tbqh.

>>73673517
What are those streamable links supposed to convey?

>>73673713
videos of the girl, but those ones aren't working unlike the previous links.

>>73673713
Primal lusts of men and women.

Guess who just fixed the qtcrawler boys

>>73673798
Go fix the main script, Sebastian.

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chink of some kind

>>73673690
id rephrase it.
i did not send nudes. he did not ask for nudes. he never said anything sexual.

he asked me what i wanted'to happen. i said i could not talk to him because i would keep thinking he might have feelings for me when he doesnt. then after a few days, i told him we should still talk and be friends. then in 2015 he said he found a girl and wouldnt be talking to me as much and he hopes it doesnt make me sad. it was pretty weird. we dont talk anymore now.

>>73673972
http://imgur.com/a/QosX2

oops forgot link

>>73673058
>honestly, do any of you ever do that? like just continue talking with no aim?
Only to backup women in case the first fails

>>73673068
That's a dude, right? Tall as fuck, muscular legs, big chin and broad shoulders. Choker possibly hiding adam's apple.

>>73674079
8 months tho? but yeah if you were getting nude supplies from others, i guess a bit of non-nude entertainment would be okay on slow days.

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>>73674188
nah

>>73674280
Big wrists, big fingers, flat as a board..

>>73674261
It seems to me that you were just having a friend and thinking it was something else, then blaming him for being your friend.
Can't friends send gifts and talk often?

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QTs! :D

>>73674424
idk it just seems weird. i didnt have guy friends then. i do have a classmate from elementary school i was friends with, but we never texted daily and he never gave me chocolates so i thought its weird. but i could be wrong. maybe im just not used to guys being friendly.

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>>73673854
I unironically don't know how to use git so here's the source code.

https://pastebin.com/raw/Ld5qP7q7

Two things:
1) It seems to send messages twice
2) It's also gonna click on guys profiles so make sure to filter them out before you run it

Have fun boys

>>73674261
Nah i would close it off after i'd acquired something solid. Maybe it would take a few months. There are actually asexual people on Interpals though.

>>73674574

I talk with a French girl every single day. I'll be meeting her in a June. But I just see her as a friend Tbh. I not trying for sex

Would I come off as arrogant if I used a video of myself playing guitar on youtube with over a million views?

>>73674681
didnt meet him there though. but yeah i guess i came across an asexual one. he did end up with another girl so.. he just didnt like me.

>>73674650
>bev09

You better not have messaged her, m8. She's mine

>>73674747

no?

It would probably get you lots of QTs!

>>73674747
Post it here too senpai

>>73674698
i hope she understands it like that too. it hurts when you get false expectations.

>>73674747
maybe just say you like play the guitar then when the qts ask about it, send the youtube link.

>>73674650
Do people actually try the Message All option? I could only wonder what kind of result it would get if I just clear the already visited list and message over 1k people.

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>>73673854
>vini

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>>73674892
>it hurts when you get false expectations.
You know who gives false expectations all the time? Girls.

>>73674936
>There's more than one BR on this thread

>>73674918
I tried it once and had to delete my account

>>73675036
>There's more than one BR on this thread
"no".

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>>73675146
>When the circle jerk is just too good

>>73675036
>You know who gives false expectations all the time? Girls.
well just think of it this way, we experience it too.
there are girls good with all this flirting and dating and there are some that arent.

>>73674892

>i hope she understands it like that too. it hurts when you get false expectations

I've told her numerous times in a general sense that I don't want a girlfriend. I also don't Try to flirt with her.

But yes I know what you mean, I had a girl do that to me and it sucked

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>qt says she wants me to grow out my beard
>I look like a numale betacuck as soon as one forms

Why did they have to hijack beards bros

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>moment of weakness last night and was kinda lewd

ndlrjgnldrnglrgdldf

>>73675774

Tell us?

>try to enable profile and picture comments because of last thread says it's a good thing to do
>some gay guy posts saying "cute face" on my profile picture

back to being DISABLED

>>73675905
kek

>>73676034
rare

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>>73675905

You should leave it

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Lads think I might have found my soulmate

>>73676138
ask her what her favourite meme is

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>>73675873
Idk I kept watching that .gif anon linked me
nvm just a moment of weakness

>>73676138
Murican?

>>73676138
I don't know lad. That banana could be sending a message to a lot of guys.

>>73676183

Share gif?

>>73676138
"she"s disgusting

>>73676138
Bailey Jay?????

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>>73676244
was >>73647250

>>73676410

D-did you masturbate, femanon?

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>>73676410
Stop posting lewdly

>>73676272
>>73676327
>>73676231
pls dont bully we will be happy together

>>73676184
Russian, my favourite type of qt

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none of you are as adequate as me

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>>73676556
were you the fker who posted that?

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>>73676646
>pls dont bully we will be happy together
tfw read
>pls dont bully we will die happy together

>Indonesian guy uses pictures of his sexy sister to draw views to his profile

Well this is a new tactic.

>>73676715
wouldn't that attract the wrong kind of people to the profile?

>>73676715
>sister
not if "she"s got a dick

>>73676680

no I don't watch porn. I'm the same guy you actively ignore and blocked on discord

>>73676818
You'd think so. But he just messaged me and i am a dood. I thought it was some bitch who'd selected the wrong option.

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>>73676657
Cute.

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how long are you into the ip-game in average?

>>73676976
What if he is gay and is luring straight men to his profile?!?!

>>73676830
>I dont watch porn
So what do you do on IP?

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Kek

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>>73676636

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She's talking about you guys. Aren't you ashamed?

>>73677438
ask her if you could lick her armpits

>>73677438
wtf
what should you "offer" this fucking bitch?
i could offer her a solid punch in her fuckface.
hate demanding cunts so much.

>>73677667
Permanent residence in Germany or Canada, maybe

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The absolute madman

>>73676138
>нe, y мeня eвpoпeeц, бpитaнeц ecть, кoтopый мoжeт в нopм мecтo cвoдить и зaплaтить зa дecятepых
>a c pyccкими хyeнocцaми вpoдe тeбя я yжe c гoдa тaк 2014 ни paзy нe вcтpeчaлacь, вoт зaнятьcя нeчeм, c нищeбpoдaми вpeмя тepять

What a gold digging whore

>>73677814
That is pretty funny

>>73677814
Lmao holy shit that's golden

>>73677869
tl/dr

>I have a european and british guy that can pay for 10 people
>I haven't been meeting with russian assholes like you since 2014, I dont want to waste my time with poor men

>>73677869
>>73677967
Not even surprised.

>>73677260

What do you mean

>>73676830
Ok this was meant for you >>73677427

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>train girl didn't respond to my last message

women why do they do this??! they can't keep getting away with it

>>73677260
Any guy who is saying they aren't on interpals for some kind of lewds then he is liying to himself and lying to the people he is talking to.

>>73677438
The irony is staggering

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>>73678203
Thats the pilot guy he said he "had so many girls on him that hes trying to frendzone them" then complained to me that he has nothing to masturbate to.

I was like really?

Turkish qt is scared because of the referendum, wants to come to me hahah why would anyone prefer Chile over the US or Europe? I'm confused

In first messages I say that I'd like to know more about them and their country. Kinda feel that it sounds stupid, mostly the country part, although I genuinely would like to know some stuff about their country. Any advice?

>>73678014
дa, нeчeгo тaкoй пpoфypceтoчкe тepять cвoe вpeмя, кoтopoe тeбe мoжнo cмeлo пoтpaтить нa чeй-тo хyй вo pтy paди тoгo, чтoбы cвoдили в pecтopaн. eщe тa шкypa

Replied with that. Has yet to read it

>>73677814
Lmao maybe it's that same guy who tried to get a girl kicked out of her university by pretending to be from the british embassy.

>>73678084

Why do you hiss at me

>>73678171

What been going with you all?

>>73678203
I'm not lying. I just like talking with foreign girls

>>73677438

no because you're friend zoned. you should be the one who is ashamed

>>73674650
Is this working?
I tried using this on mobile, but when I click in view all, it doesn't view anyone.

>>73678395
Why just foreign girls though? Why do you also turn into a sperg who wants to also talk to every girl on /cp/? You even sperg out when you get blocked for being weird.

Delusional and a liar

>>73678314
Guess you've just been promoted to second-world

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>>73678203
That's true but I already got my slav that gives me my share of lewds so now I only legitimately want friends.

Btw how can I edit the message to be sent on "message all" option or the QTCrawler? I wanna message everyone online, men included.

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>>73678376
She will probably just delete it. Still, thank you! Reading her shit made me fucking mad. Whores like her is what makes me despise Russian women on international sites. Hope someone gives her a good life lesson.

The poster below me will have his qt taken away from him by a hairy stinking turk

>>73678511
On mobile? I have no idea
It works on a computer though

>>73677438
"I'm not like the other boys"

>>73678577
In it's current state the crawler with message and view both men and women so just run it as normal

>>73678376
>>73678588
Can you translate, lads? Google translate for Russian just turns it into incomprehensible gibberish

>>73678691
Eh, I only view women, you just need to run it on the "search" page.
But I wanna edit the message that I will send to all, I dont even know what kind of mesage it has set as default now.

Do your roads lead anywhere anons ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_6F5K_xP6Q

>>73678762
When you press message all that's when you enter the message....

>>73678732
Yeah, why would a whore like you waste her time, which she can simply waste on someone's dick in her mouth just to get taken out to a fancy restaurants. What a slut.

>>73678732
Ya slut doesnt have time to waste, would rather have a dick in her mouth for the sake of having dinner at a restaurant

>>73678308

>complained to me that he has nothing to masturbate to.


What? No I didn't

>>73678732

4chan fucks up the cyrillic letters

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>>73678395
i don't know, women are so fucking weird, not sure if i will every try again after this one, fucking boys seems much easier

>>73678517

>why just foreign girls?

Because they are fun to talk to

>why girls on /cp/?

Because it's fun to talk to girls about Culture Pals

How does that make me a liar?

>>73678965
This is a very Swedish post

>>73678815
Oh, I thought it was something that was set on the script code.
This is way more convenient then, thx.

>>73678824
Jokes on her Im not even a poor russian, or russian at all for that matter

>>73678861

So tell us anon, what do you masturbate too exactly ?

>>73678965
Well as my ancestors used to say
No man no issues.

Can't have any if you're dead

>>73678824
>>73678847
Nice. She's talking about cooking for me because she has no-one to cook for. Maybe I'll hint that I have loads of money and we can just go to restaurants instead.

>>73678960
Funnily enough it transliterated the whole thing from Cyrillic to Latin but then only translated half the words

>>73679092
How do you know Russian then?

>>73678965

Maybe she's busy?

>>73679199
Had people in confer translate for me

>>73679099

I don't fap much, but when I do, it's spank bank images

>>73679006
>Because it's fun to talk to girls about Culture Pals
Is that why you wanted to add the cat girl? Not because just hours before your request it was shown that she was kind of lewd? You sound real genuine friendo.

>>73678847
Post her response please

>>73679385

I didn't expect a real answer there lad.

I don't know what to say.

>>73679324
Ask them to translate this for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F6fNvDtRUcU

>>73679481

we talked on discord several days ago. I even told her I wasn't going to ask her for lewds

>>73679496

Kek

>>73679496
That's really hard to translate without losing meaning and rhymes.

What does /cp/ think of infected memeshroom?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvKf1anduFA

>>73679484
She never even opened it.

>>73679605

I know

I wasn't asking for myself, just thought it would be funny if he gave it to someone who understood russian

>>73679615
Bleh. Don't even know what genre this song is supposed to be. But I really liked old Drum'n'Bass stuff. Especially Therapy Session and Pirate Station mixes.

Example: https://youtu.be/h_Q8T5T4MPg?t=33s

Don't listen to that stuff anymore, but it makes me nostalgic.

>>73679861
>Don't even know what genre this song is supposed to be
Trance maybe?

>>73679282
it's not like my message demanded a lot of her time, and she's been online on facebook

JUST

are Russian girls dominate

>>73679955
Never was good at defining genres, but nowadays most of the stuff can't even fit one genre.

>>73679861

Russians have nice music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9uttG4tSJY

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>>73680062
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnPkmozi7Zc

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Easter?

>>73679977

That sucks dude. You've been hanging out a lot right?

>>73680062
They certainly do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JQ0xnJyb0A

>>73680124

Hahaha, don't remind me

Slavs gonna slav

take a look at this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwZ6-v7dSZM

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>>73680288
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=afP71xwLI8Y

>>73680430
cyka blyat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WpYWpN0VXU

>>73680260
>>73680430

This is Russian cover of Yugoslav song Devojko Mala, but it's really fucking good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3j3v48uiTg

>>73680532

I think you'll love this anon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlQ6KqTlyfk

Still can't match our songs though


>>73680430
Haha, that is epic

>>73680137
not that much outside of school, but we are probably going out again soon with some other people. i just think she senses my power level, she''s an extreme leftist you know, maybe that's the reason she keeps her distance.

>>73680867

>extreme leftist

That's awful :(

>>73680572
>>73680848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjQaDl4X6no

Sorry for spamming Russian music.

>>73680962
you know that day i first saw her, some anon here correctly predicted that she would be an sjw, this whole uni is a commie nest, anyway i don't mind she's a sweet person either way

4 qts have messaged me WHAT DO

>>73681483
delete account

>>73681483
answered

>>73681483
pace around your room thinking of what to say but once you come up with something they are OFFLINE

>>73681394

Well, good luck anon