>2010 >seriously considered taking an English teaching

>>73643532
If you're going to teach English in a MENA state why the FUCK wouldn't you do it in Kuwait or UAE?

>2014
>graduated high school with great grades
>fucked everything up since then

whew! almost could have had a good life!

>>73643567
The job offer I saw was actually better in Libya at the time.

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>>73643638
Yep.

I visited Istanbul, Nice, Paris and Berlin in 2014 and 2015
all of them had a terror attack at sites I eventually walked on

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You guys won't believe it, but I swear by God it's true.

>2009
>mom suddenly asks me if I want to become a Sheikh in Dubai
>would stay there for 2 years studying religion
>today idgaf about religion and I think islam is a meme religion, but at that time I was just neutral
>still young and considering going there
>mom insists for fucking weeks
>"aw fuck, whatever, ok"
>instantly regrets
>mom and aunt literally throw me in the car to get my visa
>fucking bitches almost tied me up in the car to go with them (and they didn't tell daddy)
>I'm desperately crying and screaming non-stop for 40 minutes
>we get to the place
>start to do the papers
>looking for a cheap flight
>I'm almost jumping out of the window of my house
.
.
.
>one guy I knew was there for a week
>he suddenly comes back
>his mother immediately calls my mom
>"DON'T SEND YOUR SON THERE"
>"Why? What happened?"
>"They punched my son in the head because he wasn't wearing the *insert here the stupid muzzie white hat*"
>"Oh..."
>she looks at me
>"... fine, you don't have to go..."

Turns out I'd be in the middle of the fucking desert, eating with my hands and being taught by goatfuckers from TALIBAN, yes, the terrorist organization, they were part of it.

My father got extremely mad when he discovered it, he almost punched my mom in the face. It was just pathetic.

Today I hate this religion, the arab culture in general and don't trust women as much as I should.

My family is Lebanese/sunni btw.

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>>73644124
>i could have been a rich oil Sheikh in Dubai
>it's true i swear
>that's why i live in a brazilian shithole today
Nice made up story

>>73643638
Hehe

Me too

>>73644226
>i could have been a rich oil Sheikh in Dubai

Faggot, with "Sheikh" I mean the religious person, like the priest.

>>73644124
>My family is Lebanese
go to favela and insult some shady people's mothers

>>73644124
>Turns out I'd be in the middle of the fucking desert, eating with my hands and being taught by goatfuckers from TALIBAN, yes, the terrorist organization, they were part of it.

If you were European, this wouldn't be surprising at all.

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>>73644397
I wanna die as much as you want me to, don't worry about it.

>>73643532
>2014
>sign 6 month work contract for Saudi Arabia because many petrodollars
>after 5 months
>you are doing good work, how about a 5 year contract? we even pay you more

You need to know your employer can legally stop you from leaving the country, if you're not a Saudi citizen so that made me a bit nervous.