>arrive at airport in Brazil >immediately some guy on a

At least you weren't shot.

>>73617859
You're kidding me right?

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>>73617919

>>73617938
No, Brazilian airport robberies are a big problem. I've seen it before where they took a moped right up the luggage ramp of the airplane and robbed people in the cabin

>>73617938
No, it was just like on those liveleak vids

>about to land at airport in Russia
>crash into a fucking tree

>>73617859
They got organized gangs who stalk airports and you got ch-ch-chosen!

should have dressed like a favelaboy and packed small travel bags they avoid small game

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>about to land at airport in Düsseldorf
>pilot is a baneposter

>>73617859

>OP ever leaving his basement

>>73618161
>land onto bed in basement
>mom brings hot tendies
>thanks mom, I love you

>>73618234
>mom
>not mommy
You must hate your mother baka

lol that was me!

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>>73617859
>be me
>2001
>go to new york
>want to see the twin towers
>mfw

>>73619168
You little rascal

>>73617859
Why would you go to Brazil?
What's appealing there as a tourism spot?

>board plane in the US
>get dragged out violently for not being white

>>73619703
Trannies?

>>73619785
yeah that makes sense for you, Brazil

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>>73620988
Fuck you, I am extremely white.
Pic related is me.