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>>73604167
good morning tasmaniac

>>73605480
Hey man. How you doing? I am worried about tomorrow

>>73605765
just wanted to give you a bump before your regular wakes up... havent been feeling well today. mind wanders off so cant concentrate on things. should be fun tmrw

how art thou

>>73605946
IdK i should have made it earlier but I didn't. Not much chop really. In sorry to hear that mate. I'm feeling better today I guess. Just got like actual issues that I have to deal with and don't know where to start. Got so much free time and often not even the energy to watch something so I just shitpost. Not exactly a fulfilling life

But I'll get over it.

Yeah idk man I don't even have any eggs get

>>73606026
its the weekend and a holiday weekend too so just start on when the new week starts. i miss fighting for eggs, one of the highlight of youth. now i just look forward to cheap post-easter choco sale

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>>73606213
idk man I might buy a few cheeky eggs at one point if they're cheap. I like other stuff more though like turkish delight.

Also the nougat bars you get although its a lot of sugar. idk I need to move away from sweets really. Had some icecreams and was feeding half of them to my cat for a treat

>>73606272
have an adult egg hunt and get those hallow plastic egg and fill them with adult goodies

that's one pampered af cat. show that kot

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>>73606712
She's a little cutie hey :p

>>73606742
SEXY AF pose too... more kot pls

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>>73606884
Most of my pics of her are in another folder. This is the last one in this one

>>73606915
cute kot, cute kot

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>>73606955
Its a terrible picture of me actually but it was the only one where she was looking at the camera

>>73607190
her tail looks so fluffy

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>>73607262
Yeah its a nightmare in summer actually. Shedding all over the place and as you can see my clothes basket is her favourite bed so all my clothes come pre covered in hair and smelling of cat

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>>73607288
my old roomie got a newborn kitty and we all thought it was a boy until we brought him to the vet cause he was sick and then was told its actually girl and so i called it our transexual cat much to my roomie's chagrin

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>>73607403
Poor thing. They're so cute when they're little though. Mine only became her own thing late on. Used to sleep at my back and follow me around constantly.

She still meows lots when I go out as well I'm told

These came up at the local rspca but I was too slow. Would have liked the one looking at the camera. Looks spirited.

>>73607451
yeah, i remember s/he could fit on the palm of my hand and next thing you know a few months down shit went thru a rebellious stage and jumping everywhere.... our cat was a pussy, scared to even venture outside

i would adopt both of them. seem like siblings

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>>73607569
3 cats is a lot of cats though. And yeah it wouldn't be so much of an issue except my cat is like autistic as fuck. Got a little mate she hangs around with and she's scared of him and they don't even play much. Just roam about together I guess. He comes and hangs around outside until I let her out though so he obviously likes her

>>73607637
pets need friends. forced friends. i would feel so bad just having just one pet... tsundere kitty, kek

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>>73607786
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^_^

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>>73607815
poor doggo

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>>73608133
He's getting some pussy so its not all bad

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>>73608283
You'll get some action at some point mate.

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>>73608353
>tfw no trap gf
Hi mate! What have you been up to lately?

Russki immiscum itt. What's up, pals?

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>>73608523
sauce

Ordered pizza again ;_;

Justified it by saying """well I have no food""" irl got load of gnocci and shit I need to deal with and wedges

Feels bad

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>>73608552
Rrrrrreeeeee traitor. How is life in Aussie bratishka?
>>73608552
>sauce
Looking for it myself, I know it's from harem or romantic manga tho
Don't go for a deal with your conscience mate, you eat too much pizza, fried veggies with mashed potatoes would be nice for a change.

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>>73608678
http://www.mangareader.net/fujimi-lovers/11/22

ree

>>73608678
Sometimes tyazhelovato, but more or less zaebis.
Pretty happy with my zerplata's payrate from vchera, cause it was some public prazdnik. Looking forward to today evening for nahuyaritsya.
Kak sam?

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>>73608723
Ty based aussie cunt for finding something i've been too lazy to find myself
>>73608751
Dope surzhik drug. I'm okay just wasting my time here cause i have nothing better to do. What is your occupation? Did it help you with becoming a immiscum traitor? Пoднимaю кpyжкy c чaeм зa тeбя, нaхyяpьcя!

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>>73608806
Its ok. Also ree

>>73608806
Yeah, I'm a coach. Got a contract and invitation and moved here, all took me less than a year. Cпacибo, дpyжищe. Ceгoдня дpoпнyл мecтнyю бaбцy и пpям пoлeгчaлo нa дyшe.

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>>73608924
What do you coach?

>>73608951
Most unaussie kind of sport. Figure skating.

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>>73608967
Wow. Wouldn't be much of a market for that I would have thought. Sydney?

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>>73608924
Fuck you're uspeshen makes me jealous in good sense. Кaк мecтныe бaбы пo cpaвнeнию c Haтaшкaми?
>skating
Toчнo бaбцy кeк?

>>73608977
Exactly. Well I guess it is a reputation of Russia being good at it and lack of good local coaches helped me. Another 4 coaches at our ice rink are Russian too. So far Sydney, thinking about moving to Melbourne once my contract finishes

>>73608989
Oh this ebuchiy pornomultik. All tyolki are pretty much odinakovie worldwide. Non of them have horizontal pizda, nu ti understood

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>>73608998
You from Moscow? Why do Americans say Moss-cow?

And yeah idk man I like Syd better personally. Actually a world city and very beautiful. Are we not just kicking you out when your job's up?

>>73609031
Nah, I'm a proud Southerner. Like Melbourne for it's european look, more cultural I guess. Dunno mate, from my 11 months experience of living here I understood that it is pretty hard to get a permanent residence unless you are some cunteyed chingchong. No offence, pal, if you are the one.

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>>73609073
I'm Tasmanian.

>>73609027
Yeah they all pretty much the same. Bioproblemi ne nuzhni
>>73609073
So you might return back to glorious motherland in the future? Feels bad man

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How do I say "I need another drink" in russian?

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>>73609131
Eshe davai, ya svoyu normu znayu! Hey chelovek mne eshe stopochku

>>73604167
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>>73608560
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>>73608751
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>>73608951
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>>73609088
>tasmanian
>fat shit
>weeb

LITERALLY end your fucking life mate you've hit rock bottom

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請問澳洲人被雪特波斯特的感覺如何?

hmm weird thread

Gotta agree with this anon >>73609392

OP sort your life out.

>>73604167
What is going on in this friendly thread?

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>>73611012
My fellow Australians are being mean to me

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>>73612104

They're always mean.

>>73612104
Never show weakness! If they know it makes you sad then they will not stop.
But I'm here for you now.

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IF YOU COULD ONLY SEE

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Did you know that "kot" means feces in German?

Be it a rock or agrain of sand, in water they sink as the same.