Why are Germans considered Germanic when they have more slavic

>>73598496
Watch out, you might summon the haploautists.

>inb4 rape babies meme

>>73598519
I am honestly just wondering why they are considered Germanic, they have more in common with you, czechs, austrians and Swiss than they do with us.

Even France is more similiar to Germany than we are.

>>73598496
Because German identity was created out of butthurt against Celts(French)


>>73598648
You're wrong France is more similar to Western Turkey and Bashkirs

>>73598648
Do you like greeks?

Few have Germanic in them, original Germanics looked like a dark version of Serbs. Most European genetics predates the Indo-European languages, it's Upper Paleolithic.

>>73598718
>You're wrong France is more similar to Western Turkey and Bashkirs

you where born out fo the same kingdom and western and southern Germany are mostly celts

>>73598648
>>73598792
>you where born out fo the same kingdom and western and southern Germany

Nope

Germany was created by Prussians around 19 century AD, while France existed since Pharamond.

>>73598988
I am talking about the people living in Germany, not the country.

>>73599016


We are a not of born of France, France is OUR land, as for Germans they exist more or less since Charlemagne's unification of Germany, before that, they were opposed tribes and warred against each others

>>73599317
whatever France and the HRE both emerged out of the Frankish empire, you and the Germans share the same roots

>>73599414
>France
>Emerged from itself

Are you fucking retarded ?

>you and the Germans share the same roots
Nope


You and them share the same language and look tho

>>73599515
The Frankish empire included both French and Germans,

>You and them share the same language and look tho

language is the only thing conecting us to them, Germans look more similiar to the French in the west, and more similiar to Poles in the east.

>>73600136
>Frankish empire

A modern invention created by butthurt Germanic historians

The latin term is Francia which just mean France, if it was truely named Frankish Empire it would've have been Imperium Francorum or Imperium Franciae

Anyway it doesn't change the fact that what the butthurt G*rm historians call Frankish Empire is just France

>>73600228
I do not really care, that only means the Germans are your bastard offspring, connecting them to you and not us.

The Germans are your retarded rapebaby

>>73600228
Do you really get rhis upset over your national history?
French culture is born from hundreds of years of being conquered just be thankful the german frankish empire stopped france becoming islamic 1300 years too early

>>73600228
Charlemagne's empire is called holy roman empire

>>73600363
>Germanic are Franks
>Franks are from Pannonia
>Franks were Brown and Dark haired and so are their French descendants
>Franks had long-haired kigns like the Celts
Pick one


>France becoming islamic 1300 years too early

Lmao

Our birthrate is good and Lepen (either in 2017 or 2022) will be elected we


>>73600279
Same language + Same look = Same people
They're yours m8, YOU created the Monster not us


>>73600477
It's not what say Eginhard, friend and biographer of Charlemagne :


10. He conquered the Bretons, too, who dwelt in the extreme west of France by the shores of the ocean. They had been disobedient, and he, therefore, sent against them an expedition, by which they were compelled to give hostages and promise that they would henceforth obey his orders.

He took all those plotters away from the land of the living; and so gave to his loyal subjects room to grow and spread, which had previously been occupied by those unprofitable servants. One of his enemies, who had chosen as his part of the spoil of the empire the highest hill in France and all that could be seen from it, was, by Charles’s orders, hanged upon a high gallows on that very hill. But he bade his bastard son Pippin choose the manner of life that most pleased him. Upon this permission being given him, he chose a post in a monastery then most noble but now destroyed.87 (Who is there that does not know the manner of its destruction! But I will not tell the story of its fall until I see your little Bernard with a sword girt upon his thigh.)
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/48870/48870-h/48870-h.html

>>73600720
Germans are French rapebabies, we do not look like them

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>>73600779
>Be Swedes
>Rapes Celts
>Create a Monster
>The monster has same tall height as you, the same blond hair as you, the same blue eyes as you
>Blame the Celts who resisted YOUR monster for creating the monster

Pic related are Germans(aside from two Turks), they're features cry that their blood is yours

>>73601158
can't tell women from men in here

Germans are actually Holy Romans.

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>>73601190
They're gender-neutral

>>73598496
Germanics outside of Scandinavia are really mixed