>ywn have a qt American gf who says things like "Holy

>>73597707
American accents sound much nicer irl

>>73597707
Americans sound like they are constantly chewing on something tbqhwyfam

>>73597707
You won't find girls like that that aren't 80 years old and senile or young and extremely mentally ill

>ywn have a qt American gf who says things like "Chinga tu madre" and "Chivas campeón"

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>>73598292
....n-no

>>73597707

Applejack is that you? I

>Heck yeah, buddy!
>See ya later, alligator

>>73598335
>ywn have chicanas fight over you

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>>73598335
AY PAPI

>ywn have a fat American lesbian gf who says things like "let's go to Burger King, you heteronormative cis pig" and "BUUUUURRRRPS"

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>>73597707
>ywn

>>73598335
Chivas suck, America son los reales campeones

>>73597707
no normie girls talk innocent and cute like this anymore, they all swear like a sailor and use black american slang. the only girls i know who talk like that are extremely religious sheltered girls who think rock music is the devil.

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Look at these adorable American tourists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsTnQUEqGnc

>>73598512
What about Southern girls?

>>73598512
>extremely religious sheltered girls

These are the best, tbqhwy

>>73598745
ive never spent much time in the south, idk
>>73599347
theyre great until everything you say and think offends their beliefs and they force you to walk on egg shells around them

>>73599474
We say things like
> Oh my gosh!
> Neat!
> Awww, come on

>>73598512
>not wanting to marry exactly one of those girls
wew

>ywn have a at Canadian gf who says things like "fuck me before my husband gets home" and "I love the Big Aussie Cock"

>>73599474
overpower them lol and make them become devily horny for you

>>73600044
You'll never hear the latter from anyone desu

>>73600044
Fucking Australians, what a bunch of cunts.>>73600056

>>73600091
You're just upset because East Timor likes us more than you

>>73598230
Germans sound angry.

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>ask someone if they're American
>they say they're Canadian

>>73597707
lol there's still a good sum of chicks like that in the midwest. I knew this one chick who would say "cheese and crackers!" when something surprised her. It was kinda cute, and there's still plenty of women like that. Come to the States, my bongistani friend.

>>73598335
Mexicans are wretched dude. Other South Americans are godly, but the stubby goblins from Mexico, Salvador, and Honduras fucking suck.

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>I knew this one chick who would say "cheese and crackers!" when something surprised her

>>73600168
>timor girls
I'd be upset if you had said Cape Verdian girls, but then again
>aussie bantz

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Why do we know this exact same feel? Are you me?

>>73600441
I've heard people say that.

It's not 1950's America anymore Anon, though I wish it still was because it was the closest America ever got to a real culture.

>>73600595
Never had I thought the ultimate truth would come from a burger, but it did

>>73597707
I know that feel OP, i've alway wanted an autistic gf too.

>>73597707
I knew a girl like that. She went to college to be a kindergarten teacher and right now is doing volunteer work in Senegal on behalf of her church.

I don't know if I would have wanted her as a gf though.

>She will never whisper "ya'll" in your ear

>>73600871
in what context

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>>73600871
s-stop

All right you fuckers, I'm gonna re-read to kill a mockingbird so that I can pretend to feel what I'll never actually feel

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>mfw I unironically say these things irl 'cause it's a little silly

>>73601042
where do you live anon?

>>73598230
>sound like

>>73600595
>>73600636
America had a genuine culture in the 19th century. Respectable literary traditions, a spirit of exploration and frontiersmanship, unsurpassed amounts of regional variance, and the unique novelty of a nation expanding in its youth. What came in the 1950s was largely manufactured and utterly empty. Cigarette coupons and canned mango frankfurter Jell-o dinner loaf brought to you by Kraft Foods. A torrent of cheap entertainment and advertisement masquerading as culture and designed to take advantage of the post-war economic boom as much as possible, as well as distract the populace from the prospect of angry negroes, subversive communists, and nuclear war.

>>73601076
Massachusetts. I don't say "yall" or any southern shit but I do say "see ya later gator" and "what in Tarnation" as a real life meme

>>73600595
The only genuine culture in the first world anymore actually exists in the megacities: new york, la, toronto, london, paris etc

>>73601354
Literally the opposite

>>73601332
willing to host a yuropoor that is tired of this shit? I can do all kinds of physical labour, also I'm good with numbers

>>73601375
Opioid abuse, outward migration, IT/call center work and being 84 years old is not a culture

>>73598335
>>73598434
I want the taller back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpAANDYEqQM

>>73601389
If I had a house and did a quick background check sure I wouldn't give a fuck. But I'm a poor college student.

>>73601476
s'all good, I might just have to arrange myself into the states somehow

>>73601042
wtf does y'all'd've mean? y'all done?

>>73601275
Couldn't agree more anon, its sad that time moves forward sometimes

>>73601389
Careful. Tugas manage to turn up as slaves in all sorts of places.

>>73601529
you all would have

>>73601529
you all should have done I'd've said with utmost certainty if I was from texas

>>73601583
Eu tenho cuidado irmão, mas o desespero é muito

>>73601628
Serious question do you say I'd've or That'd? And the like

>>73597707
Just get a GF in your country. They're just as good

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>>73601689

>>73601667
nah I was just memeing in Ireland we just swear and make car bombs language is to hard to speak properly when your drunk since birth

>>73597707
>tfw I used to talk like that as a teenager
kill me

>>73597707
people in new jersey, delaware and eastern pennsylvania talk like that all the time

>>73601452
why does the red shirt girl look like she has a neckbeard lmao

>>73602902
HULL
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L
L

>>73597707
>Go to the states on a working exchange
>every American is talking like that, gosh darn and "sirs" everywhere
>people actually say "your welcome"
>one of the other people on the >exchange is an Aussie girl
>On break with her and bunch of americas
>go to vending machine to get a drink, she gives me some money to get her a drink
>come back and give her her drink
>she says "what a good cunt!"
>me and her laugh
>americans jaws drop
>one of the American girls immediately burst into tears, full on sobbing
>another two fucking hold each other
>ends up having to be sat down with the manager for a big talking to.
She could have yelled Allah Akbar and decapitated someone and got less of a reaction

>>73603652
White Americans are also trained to stop, drop, and call 911 whenever a muslim or Quaran is seen.

>>73598335
Why even live :(