>One shot at life >Wasn't born as one of gods

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>>73583920

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>>73583920

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>One shot at life
>Born in Romania
WHY???

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>>73583920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MFE0qAiofMQ

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>one shot at life
>born to a religion that requires cutting your dick
WHY???

>>73584106
Born to the most memetastic country in the world AND I've cut my dick two years ago. Am I win?

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>>73584687
>I've cut my dick two years ago

>>73584687
What the fuck? Why?

>>73585131
It ripped during sexual acts and was easier to cut it all out than try to heal it. I also had been wanting to get cut to get rid of smegma.

>>73584687
Juuh uunia vaan

>>73585520
Nauti smegmasta homo ;D
>älä käy suihkussa
>yllätysseksiä random vosulta baarista
>joo sori, mul on vähän smegmaa ku en oo pessy, oota hetki ni käyn kaapimassa pois

vs.

>älä käy suihkussa
>yllätysseksiä vaikkapa baarin vessassa

>>73585622
No ei kyllä itselle satu kertymään ellen ole käymättä suihkussa 3 päivää, jolloin se ei välttämättä olis ainoa ongelma. ":D"

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>>73585495
>It ripped during sexual acts

>>73585495
So this is the power of Finnish autism

>>73585495
Story time pls.

feels good being God's other chosen people and having defence against smegma

>>73585495
I'm in the same boat. I did it myself with good finnish scissors (Fiskars) over the bathroom sink.

>born in usa
>several shots at life

>>73585495
>>73586566
goyim, I...

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>>73586621

>>73585495
I know it's a bit late now but dude just fuckin clean it smegma ain't a problem

>>73583920
*looks down*
*smiles*

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Jew here, not worth it unless you're actually one of the rich ones.

>hated by everybody
>no foreskin
>cursed with jew last name
>can't go into certain professions without becoming a stereotype
>no fucking foreskin

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>>73586621

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>>73586621
Pretty good, Hans.
German humor is improving

>>73583965
To bitch about it over god tier broadband, I guess.
Not jelly, btw.