>europeans spray water cannons up their ass because they're

>>73561923
it feels good though
if there is one thing i learned from yuros it's that a gentle moist anal tickling is one of life's great pleasures

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>>73561945
>a european using a proxy to fool us

>not doing both

It's like you want to walk around with shit in your ass

>>73561923
You wipe first, dumb shart, then you use CANNON

>>73561923
>not taking a shower after pooing

>sharing an anus cannon nozzle with untold numbers of other people's assholes
Isn't that unsanitary?

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>>73562371
>you clean the excess poop off your anus so you can welcome the hydro cannon to a fresh entry to satisfy your homosexual lust

Got water sprayed on my ass from a toilet in Japan.

10/10, would try again. Never felt so clean, it's something the Europeans do right.

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>>73562354
better there than on my skin plebanon

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>>73562354
>It's like you want to walk around with shit in your ass
>shit in your ass
>in your ass

but we dont
thats the fetish of the arabs

ah i see what you mean by europe now

I've heard a lot about this. But never tried it myself.
I am intrigued.

> americans walk around with feces on their asshole

>>73561923
>being this dirty
It's called a bidet you absolute savage.

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>>73564468
>euros walk around with a water cannon nozzle inside their asshole

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>>73561923
>Americans clean the dishes with a dry cloth

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>>73561923
>be me, gay
>go to france during the summer
>use bidet, get erection

>>73562309
called it.

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>>73564468
>pain in my assholes

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>>73561923
>Europeans spray Muslim semen up their asses because it's racist not too.

>>73564384
He said europeans...

>americans resorting to golden lels to try to make fun of other people
ok, acceptable

>they make fun of people that keep a better personal hygiene
hm....

>>73566243
i am not gay and it still feels good

>>73566243
Fake, French people don't have bidets

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>>73567424
>that flag
>that post

What do you use it for?
Drinking water?

It's nice, much cleaner. Saves paper as well as I only need to dry

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>>73570648
>that flag
>that post

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>europeans have sexual relationships with a water spout

>>73561945
come home civilized man

>>73562418
You dont put the nozzle into your ass, Ameridumb.
The water doesnt even go inside your ass or anything, it just cleans the outside of your anus.

Sometimes I wipe and wipe and wipe and there is still shit. Bidet helps me clean my asshole.

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>europoors stick hoses into their ass because they can't afford toilet paper

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>americuts chop the penis off because they're too lazy to wash.

>>73574000
Poor attempt. Did the easter meme upset you this hard?

>>73561923
at yet muzzies combine both methods and wipe with their left hand and water

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>>73574041
SNIP

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>not being part of the toilet paper + bidet master race

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>>73574362
>be russain
>take a shit
>spray water into your ass
>water freezes
>have an ice dildo lodged in your ass
>get executed for homosexual activities

>>73574416
This is not even funny. Walking around with fecal matter still sticking to your ass because toilet paper doesn't get it all out is just disgusting. Please re-think this.

>>73561923
Please stop.

>>73562381
This

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>>73574416
he's not russian

>>73561923
But that's the Japs, no?

I thought only Italians and Argentinians used bidet

It's nice to know that a lot of other countries use it too

>>73575076
I guess it's a southern thing.

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i've never even seen a bidet.

>>73575144
I think >>73574416 is why we don't have them up in the north.

Fellow Americans, I ask you, have you never plopped a turd in the toilet which caused the water to shoot up your ass? Do you remember how clean your asshole was directly after and only had to wipe the water away?

Bidets should become a standard, US is severely lacking on this front. Word to Japan.

>>73575368
>I ask you, have you never plopped a turd in the toilet which caused the water to shoot up your ass?
you don' put a little paper in the water before taking a shit?

>>73575578
Never, waste. And the plopping is very rare.

Wish we had bidets desu. I use the shower head on maximum setting and just powerhose my arsehole clean

>>73574041
underrated

as far as I know most people here don't use bidets, and I live in a rich area.

>>73561923
>americans use toilet paper to wipe their dishes because they are too uncivilized to use a dishwasher

>>73574041

>>73575191
We have them, they have a tank inside with the heater. Never used one though.

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>>73575368
When will you learn?

I don't know if it's a thing in Southern Europe or something, but in Northern Europe we all wipe. Which is a shame because it's an absolute fucking pain. Even a slightly incorrect diet or minor hair growth leaves such a sticky mess on your ass that you have to wipe it bloody to get it clean.

>>73576542
>not shaving your asshole
?

>>73578889
dutch bro!

1) shave that ass
2) TP then baby wipe, repeat as needed
3) ???
4) PROFIT!!!

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>Europeans buy a device specifically to boil water when the microwave is readily available

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>mfw dealing with hemorrhoids due to lack of bidets in burgerland

>>73576114
Shit-terrace toilet is terrible. I used once in Germany, it smelled so bad. Why do you do this?

>>73578889
pls be in oslo

>>73579720
piggu disgusting, making us all look terrible

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>>73579720
>microwaving water

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>>73579720
>he's too poor for an electric kettle

>>73581002
oh fuck you buddy, stove top

>>73581106
Electricity costs WAY less than propane in my hippie state.

>>73581002
what time do the parents let you out of the basement?

>>73561923

We wipe with bare hands, you with A FUCKING PAPER. No difference.

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>>73581480
Don't be jealous of all that space and my sweet kettle.

>mfw I've never left

>>73578889
very homosexual post

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>>73581002
>first world country

>>73581837
not enjoying thepure pleasure of clean ass because youre trying to be alpha

>who are you trying to convince?

>>73581861
I'm actually curious as to what you're implying and why you're implying it. Although I live in a very rural area, it also rates very highly in terms of human development.

>>73581996
>not knowing the pure pleasure of butthair tickling your sphincter

Get out homo