American guacamole, less than 2% of avocados. Discuss http

>>73544884
>big brand guacamole
There's your answer, froggy.

>shitty guacamole from Wal-Mart
Of course

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>>73544942
And it is "Avocado Powder"
>Powder

what is guacamole? never tasted it

>>73545018
Normally it's just mixed avocados with some spices but the american one is constituted of less than 2% avocados so the rest is teh mistery

>>73545018
Avocados don't exist in Russia btw ?

had to google what an avocade looks like

>2 hass avocado, 1/4 lemon, 1tbsp lawry's season salt, mash with fork
This is my hobo guac

>>73548779
>Poland
>First world

>search for kinder surprise eggs
found this: https://www.walmart.com/ip/Kinder-Surprise/53662694
what the actual fuck?

Americans are pussies when it comes to real food so they have to make these type of abortions so their weak stomachs can handle it.

>>73548729
Avocados (Persea americana) are from america, and they only grown in tropical/mediterranean climates
So they probably don't have those plants there

>>73550807
I'm trying to make chicken mole but don't have any dark chocolate, can I just use caramel centre milk chocolate ?

>>73550909
In France too but we import. We have avocados in every supermarket

>>73550995
You saw m'y thread about mac and cheese I'm sure few days ago

>>73551797
Oui

>>73550995
What the fuck
No
Use dark chocolate

>>73544884
what will the french eat avocado with? Genuinely curious.

>>73550995
eh...stick to the dark chocolate.

>>73549761
most new world food is overrated t.b.h.
we have our own food

>>73550995

That sounds disgusting...

>>73552187
then why are you here. To leave your two cents? Go buy your fellow nazi grandson a beer. ya fuck.

>>73552111
Pooouuuu
My grandma of 94 yo is accustomed to eating avocados. She often does recipes with avocados. I think avocados is now anchored in french cuisine.

last time my grandma did a salad with avocados, apple, shrimps ann endives.

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>>73552650
>salad with avocados, apple, shrimps ann endives.

>>73553892
It's a cold salad, it's good. You should try

>>73554121
I certainly will. Does she use a citric dressing?

>>73552650
Excellent, I used to no like the "french cuisine" meme for its lack of avocados, but if you are including them now then I'll be more than happy to eat my own words, and a couple of french dishes

>>73554659
che """ndiito "" akjakjakjkjakja

>>73554833
Do you guys add avocado to ceviches right?

is it wrong if I eat avacado with smoked salmon?

>>73555433
Not at all. They match perfectly well.

>>73552650
use it in salads or by itself cut in half with some vinaigrette sauce in the hole left by the core

>>73554659
not anon, but she probably either uses vinaigrette or the regular salt, pepper and cumin (sometimes on the shrimp) or is it curcumin? never get it right

>>73544884
>American
>Ortega

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