>country >pick your best friend from the list >explain

Adepta Sororitas
I can still fuck her corspe

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>>73534096
And how do you propose to wreck an Adepta Sororitas? She can wreck you easily, son.

The Necron seems chill. But I guess Guardsman is the best probably.

Adepta is fucking nice, but it'll just make me constantly horny without an outlet so it's kind of terrible.

>>73534269
I let her tank it is bound to happen

>>73534337
chastity belt
mars forged chastity-belt

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>>73534324
Ye guardsman is best but he Dies. Tragically

>>73534433
We'd die together - I wouldn't leave a comrade alone.

>>73534021
Emprah, obviously.

Why is there no Emperor r34?

>>73534021
Son of Nurgle, friendship is worth the space aids.

The noise marine.

All the cons become pluses in the long run so.

>>73534567
he will insert benis in uranus. that's disgusting.

>>73534801
Immortality is worth once off buttsex

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let's spice things up. I can't decide on this one.

Khornate Berzerker honestly that sounds fun

>>73535725
Yeah I thought so. Actually I have 3 in my book:

undivided
khorne
tzeentch

But with Khorne... are you aware you will either become a boxer or you're not gonna make it through the week? Also you gonna be on bloodlust, so no family or gf for you, only anger and fights

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>>73535640
>Slaanesh
you get bored after years of degeneracy, what's the point?

>Tzeentch
You get played like a fiddle

Only Khorne and Nurgle are fine, but i'm an edgy fuck so Mark of Khorne

>>73535640
Indecisive mollusc all the way

anyone wanna practice sc2 on EU server?

im diamond zerg 3800mmr

>>73534021
Khornate Berserker for me because of the obvious benefits.

>>73534021
this is some gay shit OP

>>73534021
Flag
Guardsman
Doesn't matter if he dies, I get his hot sister.

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>Emperor
>Because he loves me

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>>73534021
Space Marine, but only if he is an ultrasmurf or salamander.

>>73534021
Of course its going to be the guardsmen. He is the only one who is both good and has nothing horrible attached to him. He is the only option which also gives you a waifu.

Yes he dies tragically at some point but we've met death before, well meet it again and maybe it will hurt a little less each time.