Hey Mexicans of /int/ could I pull off being Mexican or at least chicano. I'm going to cancun this summer and I'm probably over reacting but I'd like to not stick out all that much and avoid being decapitated. Also what to do and what not to do in mexico. The only other place I've ever been too outside hawaii was California and people thought I was chicano. (Drunk white sailor + drunk Hawaiian =me) I'm also 6'4" and I've heard people can get pretty short down there.
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>>73525195
You're not going to get beheaded at a fucking resort for American tourists you retard.
Also, CHI
CHI
Hapa men must be hunted down and eradicated before they go on shooting sprees
>>73525290
Fuck off haole
Doesn't matter - Cancun is safe and they're good people.
They all though i was Russian. I liked that
i hope you get killed
Lmao, bro. You could be white as fuck in Cancun and there's 0 chance you'll be decapitated. It's a tourist city.
>>73525407
those cartel gore threads fucked me up anon.
nop. Too tall. Too strong. Too well built. Mexicans living in mexico tend to be none of those things. Even mexicans from other parts of mexico stick out in cancun. Not that it matters you'll be fine. btw are u azn?
>>73525195
CHI here.
You're much more likely to be robbed than beheaded at Cancun. It's a tourist trap for Americans. Baseball players at my high school go there every year for... some reason. I can think of 10 places off the top of my head better than Cancun, but whatever. If some yeeyee literal white trash can make it out of there alive, you can too.
>>73525487
My mom told me we have some Japanese ancestry down the line but idk how much. There's a lot of Japanese here so I wouldn't doubt it but for the most part I'm just Hawaiian brah.
>>73525616
>brah
You're fucked mate you will get beheaded for sure Better reschedual your flight before the drug lords get you
gg
Do you hate whitey?
I have a 5 inch penis btw, will mexican girls be okay with that?
>>73525655
that's what hawaiians say brah
>>73525195
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Could I pass as a local in Hawaii
>>73525795
Not me but nice troll attempt faggot
>>73525758
considering my dads white nah. what i do hate is outsiders who come to surf and act like complete fucking kooks and show no respect. some spots are for locals only but some seem not to get the memo. ive had some pasty white european tourists want to take a pic with me before which was weird af.
>>73525195
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>>73525952
YEAH XDDD FUCK THE MAINLAND XDD
You look like hapa. How do you expect to blend in at Mexico?
>>73525861
possibly, theres decent amount of whites in Oahu but some natives might still see you as a haole.
>>73526006
People in Cali told him he looks Chicano. Maybe he has a chance
>>73525195
>not staying home during the summer and fucking qt white tourists looking for a fling.
>living in Hawaii and vacationing in cancun
>>73526065
south east asians and some mexicans look pretty similar. however i think you are too yellow
>>73526172
It's nice to see other parts of the world
>>73526221
How so, I mean I have coin slot eyes as do many Hawaiians but other than that I don't think I have Asian features.
>>73526222
Why don't you go somewhere that's not the same shit as Hawaii, like Germany, or Italy?
>>73526274
because i want to gorge myself on delicious Mexican food and beer and drunkenly try and pick up some Latina qts and beat some cheeks.
>>73526439
>>73526394
whoops
>>73525195
they will probably think you're an asian tourist and you'll stick out a bit since you're tall. in mexico any asian person is assumed to be chinese so if you hear anyone say "el chino" or "el chinito" they will be referring to you.
>what not to do
take the regular precautions like when you travel anywhere, nothing special about cancun. don't go anywhere beyond the tourist areas unless you are with a group of people where one of you speaks spanish
>>73525195
I guess you could pass for a chinky looking mestizo.
Yucatan and Quintana roo is very safe, 0 cartel activity, so you can enjoy yourself there with regular caution as anywhere else.
>I've heard people can get pretty short down there.
There are many natives there and yes they're very short on average.