london gf's for jf's edition
decided to become a twink
hi
anime
>>73507744
You have to be pretty to be a twink
>>73494265
screaming at this thread
seeing the 'rents for easter
feeling some trepidation
Nan's died and left me ~£50k
considering just taking £3-5k and travelling Japan for 2 months
thoughts?
>>73507795
Fuck off literal billionaire
Been on /brit/ everyday for the last 3 years
>>73507795
Invest it all in cryptocurrency and within a couple of years you're almost certain to be a millionaire, if not a billionaire.
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>>73507795
Whitu piggu
>>73507795
Do it, whats the worst that could happen?
>>73507764
I am pretty.
any radical centre man in
This kills the pirate
it's happened lads
I've got a date tomorrow with someone I met online
don't know what to do
I'm too autistic for this
meeting her for a drink after work
help me
Lads I'm a 'mature student' with only A levels
Should I do a degree in accounting or something IT/comp sci related?
I don't mind having a boring job
My post wank depressions are becoming even worse now lads, like really awful. Damn near 'cidal
>PRESIDENT *BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>73507830
lmao what sort of loser would do this x
Why do pakis love David Beckham so much?
>>73507795
how come all my grandparents money (and they had a lot) just went straight to my parents this fucking sucks
>>73507795
Fucking hell 50k fob of billionare
>>73507857
post face
Ni uno como el d10s
>£3,000
>14 days
>1 (ONE) hug
could NOT make this up
All foreign qt's belong to BRITBUILLS
>>73507866
>>73507852
£3000 hug
>>73507899
They didn't love you
>>73507871
accounting is intensely boring absolutely awful subject
t.someone who had to do a couple accounting modules as part of his course
>>73507867
Font off normie font
>>73507925
>>73507817
>>73507902
she was poor, but bought a flat in a rough area back in the 90s. A load of jews moved in and over time shot the property prices up, managed to flog her flat, paid off the mortgage and split it with my sister leaving me with 50k - not as if she just had 50k lying about
>>73507795
nah
invest it all
>>73507961
That's Ok, I'm a boring person
Is there anything more pathetic than a white mans penis lol?
>>73507899
same here lad.
>tfw the 100k went straight into daddy's account and he'll fritter it away on random stuff
Don't know why I'm complaining it's entirely fair desu
All the pirates got slaughered by the d10s that day
The lunch
>>73508007
concerning yourself with other men's penises is pretty pathetic
>>73508007
wow this guy got a huge serving of multiculturalism
>>73507899
you weren't an adult when they died
>>73507995
>>73507848
original plan was to just whack it all in a low-risk long term market tracker ISA
>>73508041
>caffeinated cheese
>>73508007
>no I won't cross the road, I don't want to look rac-
>>73508091
i was
>>73508007
This man deserved it. You can tell by his demeanor that he's thinking "Don't take your hands out of your pockets. Don't cross the street. You aren't a racist like everyone else. They're just like us. Just walk by like you would walk past white p--" and then he got decked.
Wish i was middle class and could complain about not inheriting a small fortune
>>73508025
hmmmm does this pic go in my pepe or wojak folder?
>>73508096
That's probably more sensible desu. I think if I were you I'd take out the money for travelling and have a great time, put the rest in a fund like that, and then carry on with my life as I had planned to before.
>>73508166
both
>>73508166
It's 2017 u neek why do u still have those
>trannies are weak and mentally il-
>>73507871
Computer Science is worthless
>>73508128
alri granddad
>>73508143
same, really disappointed by how middle class /brit/ is
all the pirates crying because he ""cheated"" but forget that they tried to commite faults against el d10s" and stole the malvinas from argentina in 1982
>>73507709
*blocks your path*
I've heard you have an unhealthy obsession with me ... is this true?
What do?
>neek
>>73508220
roiders are generally fucked up in the head
>>73508220
well he's clearly mentally ill
>>73508233
What's a good degree for someone who's not a Oxbridge wanker
the 'tter
>>73508240
need to speak with my lawyer
>>73508220
Like 90% of bodybuilders and roiders are mentally ill fullstop
Perfect.
>>73507871
computer science is fun
do you want to join my pico ctf team? only 2 days left
doing a poo brb
>>73508262
dude
>>73508240
ask if i can kiss her tummy
>>73508256
>>73508251
>>73508249
she looks happy and content in the second photo...could probably kick your sad arse as well! haters out
the gf
Just wanna be ketted in a gothic trance warehouse rave
>>73508235
yeah its pretty lame desu and i'm middle class myself, i think its just because all weirdo gimps are middle class so its a 4chan thing
>>73508295
she doesnt even have feet
>>73508262
What's really the point? I'd rather just smoke the plant itself anyday, not trying to max out the tolerance all the time
>>73508330
>she
>>73508330
>she
The hand of god
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK2z5-cceP4
>>73508284
kek
you gon get fucked boy
>>73508331
wew
>>73508242
bigot
>>73508334
>tfw working class weirdo gimp
>>73508350
it's discreet and i like the shorter but more intense high
>>73508357
>>73508351
aaaaaand the sad samefag does it again! haters are fuckin pathetic
>>73508240
>>73508340
Feet are the most replaceable body parts anyways
>>73508405
clearly two different people you mong
>Nan left all her money; over half a million to a dog shelter
JUST
Found like 20 bottles of valium in her house though so it wasn't all bad
>>73508408
the fucking state of chinkland
what should i order from just eat lads?
The gf
>>73508405
>11 seconds apart
>samefag
Fucking retard
Two legends
my grandpa hates all of his daughters equally so he just divided his money between me and my cousins
>>73508364
hmm... england kit looks a bit different to how I remember it
business idea: instead of having dog shelters, shoot them all
At what point did Britain realise that it would be completely alone? Just us, this little island. Like, no one actually believed that every single former dominion and colony would become so distant right? Sure, they knew some would go, like India, but who thought in the 50's everywhere would forget about us, from Jamaica to Australia?
>>73508479
rasheed
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-39578500
ah yes, tolerant multiculuralism
El comandante and el D10S
>>73508459
>>73508422
and the samefag raises his disgusting head again! sad!
>>73508426
lol family btfo
>>73508479
this but for the homeless too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX0C3Nudlj0
business idea: replace dog shelters with NEET shelters
>>73508408
mong
>>73508426
>>Nan left all her money; over half a million to a dog shelter
fucking hell
truly baffling how some people care more about animals than fellow human beings
honestly all inheritance should be taken by the state and put to public use
>>73508451
food
>>73508479
just a tad 'sheedish
>truly baffling how some people care more about animals than fellow human beings
>honestly all inheritance should be taken by the state and put to public use
business idea: replace my empty arsehole with caras fingers buried in it
Pirates hate them
>>73508538
fedora him
Pretty good.
>>73508498
reminder that londoners consider themselves lucky if they are only shot once in their lives
MexicANO
>>73508538
She was a diagnosed sociopath and never cared for animals so I always reckoned it was just out of malice she did it
>>73508548
nah
>>73508479
alri Ahmed
>>73508548
fedora this dude
>>73508610
btfo you paddy cunt
REALLY don't trust anyone from the netherlands/a country formerly part of the netherlands who doesn't have legs
might murder me
>tfw at a gig on my own
Podcasts are still a thing? I thought that fad died down like 10 years ago
>>73508595
NEED to feel those peg legs stomping my spuds into paste
BTFO!!
>>73508626
oh man you're gonna get fedora'd so bad
>LESSTER SHITTY
ROLA COLA?
The gf
http://www.strawpoll.me/12732701/r
republic currently leading
>>73508553
>>73508579
what's the issue?
>>73508595
A WEAPON TO SURPASS THE METAL GEAR
>>73508665
>business idea: instead of having dog shelters, shoot them all
>>73508675
Not the most fine-tuned operation, that.
>>73508740
Business idea: Instead of having "refugee" shelters, shoot at them at the border.
>fedora this dude
name one funny woman
Historical moment, when Maradona humilliated the entire pirate football team filled of cheaters in mexico!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8G9ytZg-bM
>>73508595
>tfw no qt disabled gf to wheel around and care for
oh god suck me off you little cunts
>>73508675
Looks like a butchers from 100BC. Stupid chinks
>>73507871
I don't have a degree and work in the same job I would have if I did get one.
>t. Marketing manager
>>73508690
GARLIC
B R E A D
>>73508780
alri opa i know that's how it was done in your day
>>73508817
grim
>>73508675
was watching a few vids of dogs being boiled alive before being eaten yesterday
pretty funny watching them yelp and flail while the asians just sit around laughing
>>73508514
>she
Recommend some podcasts lads
>>73508817
I see the resemblance
>>73508850
yeh sounds really funny
>>73508817
still would
jf girls belong to big british cock
>>73508864
joe rogan. literally a modern philosophical great
>>73508817
wtf I'm so fucking hard
the gf
>>73508850
Absolute mad cunt over here lads, bloody psycho, respect that
SCREECHING
https://youtu.be/Cqe8iUjmLds?t=135
¡Siempre Maradona! ¡Genio! ¡Genio! ¡Genio! Ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta... Gooooool... Gooooool... ¡Quiero llorar! ¡Dios Santo, viva el fútbol! ¡Golaaazooo! ¡Diegoooool! ¡Maradona! Es para llorar, perdónenme... Maradona, en recorrida memorable, en la jugada de todos los tiempos... Barrilete cósmico... ¿De qué planeta viniste para dejar en el camino a tanto inglés, para que el país sea un puño apretado gritando por Argentina? Argentina 2 - Inglaterra 0. Diegol, Diegol, Diego Armando Maradona... Gracias, Dios, por el fútbol, por Maradona, por estas lágrimas, por este Argentina 2-Inglaterra 0.
>>73508890
What do you mean 'still'
>>73508890
If you're not in the sciences you're a literal subhuman
the gee eff
>>73507709
this 2bh
>If you're not in the sciences you're a literal subhuman
>>73508949
fantastic gimmick
>>73508793
kristen schaal
aubrey plaza
sara pascoe
all that comes to mind tbqh
>>73508890
nonce
CHARLIE MURPHY
>>73508850
whoaaaaaa, shit dude, thats hella edgy, frickin insane whoaaaa, shit man youre freakin cool as heck
The gf
Bought a Tom ford fragrance from Debenhams today. £155 for 50ml but boy was it worth it. Got laid 3.5 times already today because girls liking how I smell
i'm a literal subhuman
>>73508492
1776
need a gf with some meat on her bones
Imagine my shock when the mainstream meteor falled to report on the young Swedish girl being split in half by the truck the other day.
>>73508890
Alright guys I regret making that joke. Please tell me I'm not going to jail.
>>73509024
you don't need to tell us
Fedora posters are so easy to trigger, it's hilarious. Easiest harvest of indirect Yous you can get
>>73509000
>Maradona was also a supporter of former Venezuelan President Hugo Chávez. In 2005, he came to Venezuela to meet Chávez, who received him in the Miraflores Palace. After this meeting, Maradona claimed that he had come with the aim of meeting a "great man" ("un grande" in Spanish), but he had met instead a gigantic man ("un gigante" in Spanish, meaning he was more than great). "I believe in Chávez, I am Chavista. Everything Fidel does, everything Chávez does, for me is the best."[157] Maradona was the guest of honor of Chávez at the opening game of the 2007 Copa América held in Venezuela.[158]
Maradona has declared his opposition to what he identifies as imperialism, notably during the 2005 Summit of the Americas in Mar del Plata, Argentina. There he protested George W. Bush's presence in Argentina, wearing a T-shirt labeled "STOP BUSH" (with the "s" in "Bush" being replaced with a swastika) and referring to Bush as "human garbage".[159][160] In August 2007, Maradona went further, making an appearance on Chávez's weekly television show Alo Presidente and saying, "I hate everything that comes from the United States. I hate it with all my strength
good lad
>>73508259
Anything healthcare. Physiotherapy, occupational therapy, nursing or medicine.
There are sick and broken people everywhere. You're always in demand and the pay is great. Hate working in the UK? Then it's easy to fuck off to another country.
I would like to plead the fifth
>>73508492
both aus and jamaica love us the most what you on
>>73508850
one of the worst videos i've seen was a chink beating his dog with a brick. way worse than 2girls1cup or any shite like that. are chinks a subspecies?
the gf
73509079
no wonder why the rich hate maradona
>>73509089
>irish
>"""""men""""
The goal
Need a gf that will let me put my bone in her meat
>>73509078
getting dora'd is worth at least 2-3 (you)s
>>73509089
the 'gf'
>>73508882
>>73508920
>>73509009
yeah alright lads go lick your mutts
>indirect Yous
>>73509118
does it upset you that I have had a 10 minute conversation with her?
nice gyal
>>73508872
bit mad that a man with no legs is faster than any living woman
what's the difference between womens sports and the special olympics?
>>73509142
nice belly
could play the bongo drums on it
Reading Esquire
>>73509142
frig off
>>73509081
The work conditions are almost inevitably horrendous though
>>73509168
going to be seeing your mum later mate dont worry
>>73509196
he wouldnt be without the fucking stilts though
>>73509190
who is she
DIEGOOL
going to have a quick fiddle with my willy
>>73509196
Different chromosomal abnormality
>>73509242
OTs have it great though mate and they're paid very well in Australia.
t. OT student
>>73509168
literally fucking your whore mum and absolute slut of a sister as we speak, right up their fucking skank arses
Why do so many Poles have those Hispanic black-brown eyes?
>LIVE: Police Chase In Los Angeles
American spectator sport
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyBQTZO2iSo
>>73509242
Soft cunt.
Being a physio is cushy as absolute fuck.
>>73509258
err can't remember her name, Kate something - piddleass on twitter I believe
>>73509317
these are great
>American family converts to Judaism
The heart I have it
Light blue and white painted
Because I love Argentina and Diego was born here
I do not like conchatage
I'm sorry, tomato
I was born here and here I die the same sky where Diego was born
I will always set sail of Argentino, Diego fan and our wine fanclub (bis)
Do not come with Jamaica or the United States
Because I love Argentina and Diego was born here
What Microsoft pininglish I'm sorry about tomato
I am from here and here I remain the same sky in which Diego was born
I will always set sailed of Argentino, Diego fan and our wine fanclub (bis)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUc_EDVP5UE
>>73509317
Yanks really are bonkers
Hmm... Yes...
Tell me more.
on all levels except physical i am south african
**moves to perth**
>>73509317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLawWmSyakg
>>73509386
... show her that swipe down magic ...
Nice to see how maradona became el d10s in mexico
>>73509317
>Bogman148
me
>>73509359
he's been going 40 minutes now, police are getting angry, he's fucked and running into a traffic jam because of an accident down the road
>>73509321
not that great. My mate is a physio for the NHS and he's on call 5 days a week, any hour of the day. He has a few appointments a day so has a lot of time, but could get a call at 4am and have to come into the Hospital. He also doesn't get paid until he actually passes the doors of the hospital. The potential is cool if you get work for a sports team which is what he'll probably wind up doing then set up his own private surgery. Also got his uni fees paid for by the NHS
>>73509339
>I vlog, I game, I do weird things on camera and I have a cat named Thor. I'm the Panda Queen and if you subscribe you become a panda minion!
>>73509300
>He doesn't know about the NDIS
Work is a bit grim innit
organised a date with this girl last week and haven't spoke since. should i message her now and see if we are still on or leave it until tomorrow?
>>73509317
remember Can't Corner the Dorner?
can't believe that was 4 years ago, was fucking amazing
might be in Japan in October if any man want to link up
Why do yanks drink lite beer?
>>73509524
yeah that was mental
>>73509488
how about instead of being a little greentexting bitch you tell me what it is and how its relevant
>>73509534
easier to pour out of a pitcher
Who is your favourite /brit/ personality?
>>73509524
That was four years ago? Fuck off.
>>73509534
easier to drink out of their bfs arsehole
>>73509317
>regeena canada
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
fucking yanks
>>73509534
so they can do retarded things like shotgun and keg stand
>>73509577
almost everybody here is forgettable
>>73509489
Haven't been able to focus at all today. Too much stuff going on worldwide to feel invested in my project of relatively microscopic proportions.
>viewer discretion is advised
Are they really going to broadcast the police gunning him down.
>>73509614
oh thats why i nearly died trying that with K cider
except me
>>73509453
It totally depends on what branch you work in as well. I assume your mate works in a respiratory unit? Well I work with physios in a community hospital and the job is really easy. Seeing old men and women in the ward, exercising them and then giving the outpatients exercise routines for their supposed 'sciatica'. It's a neat job.
13 reasons why? More like 13 rea-lly basic white people with basic white people names having basic white people problems
>>73509577
lite beer and especially keg beer just tastes like carbonated water so there's really nothing impressive about those party tricks
>wanking
>mummy and daddy get home
FUCK THIS
>>73509659
hopefully
>>73509659
Gun who down? what channel
>>73509697
yeah, but he's trying to move into just rubbing the legs of big burly men - oof!
>the lad is now running
this is great
This guy has been on some serious drugs.
out of the way trees
boring
>randomly bump into former course material girl near where i live
>She now lives round the corner
>Bit of small-talk, then she suggests we get a drink sometime
I say sure, says shell Facebook me. Do i go? Do i tell the gf? Do i go and immediately make it clear i have a gf?
I've no intention of doing anything with this girl tbqh.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe2c7sM9APQ
ah yes
the northern irish
>>73509659
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w51antOCtM0
Had to walk through a very black area of London today to collect my post from the delivery office. VERY different to my comfy middle-class white area, had to walk quickly and keep my head down just to be on the safe side
>>73509810
would you be comfortable with your gf going to have drinks with a former male classmate
oh my days look at the runts in the live chat why the fuck do they even bother that is actually ridiculous
>>73509819
wrong link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbKMsNNsnMI
>>73509810
No either get with her now or put off meeting until you are single, that way you get to keep the chance of fucking most reliably
Just got arrested for speeding down the highway lads
state of me
>>73509833
wtf. why would you behave like that
>>73509878
I already posted this
>>73509534
I like lite beer from mugs I keep in the freezer, it's more of a refreshment like a soda.
>>73509833
HARROW ON THE
I
L
L
>>73509878
I remember watching this live.
>>73509892
Because I'm a bit scared of black people desu, especially inner-city black people in very deprived areas
>>73509810
give her to ME
cheated on the gf again lads
>>73509878
>some 'splainin to do
jej
smash dat like button
want to shag slags so badly. preferably chubby with massive chebs. also bimbos with fake tits.
>>73509887
Good shout, the girl is a 8/10 Qt. Not sure how to put off meeting her indefinitely though loool
>>73509854
Probs not too comfortable if I'm honest
>>73509985
>fake tits.
spotted the underage/virgin
Why do white people always scream when the lights go out and then clap when they come back on??? Y'all are weird
>>73509985
like this?
>>73509987
Just make exaggerations as to why you are busy that make you seem like you have an exciting life or at the very least are busy with work
They are literally plugging police chases now. Sometimes I forget how insane the US is.
>>73509908
And I got the (You)s
>>73510017
hmm. one on right is slightly too ugly. left is perfect
>>73508330
>she