>Be French
>Have 1000 years of fascinating history
>Have one of the greatest military forces the world has ever seen
>Have a major influence in science, philosophy, art, religion, music, cuisine, and fashion
>Have what's widely agreed to be the sexiest accent and language
>Have the most tourists per year of any country
>Have a country so nice that its biggest problem is that people are literally dying to get in
CAN'T MAKE THIS MERDE UP
>>73502013
What is fascinating about killing millions of innocent people?
the french are subhumans
>>73502093
>What is fascinating about killing millions of innocent people?
You tell me kraut.
Do americans really think we dress like in pic? This seriously pisses me off honestly
>>73502646
no one does
>This seriously pisses me off honestly
which is why people post it
>>73502646
Does anyone in France wear berets?
French is a shitty language and sounds disgusting
France best country in the world <3
>>73502093
>innocent people
That's where you're wrong.
>>73502837
Rude.
>>73502837
>tfw we gang raped your culture and language, and no the brits cant do anything without it having some kind of French influence
Feels pretty good desu
>>73502646
average American does unironically think that. For most Americans, our only window to the outside world is television.
>>73502646
How often do you buy baguettes?
>>73502811
Many people did, long ago. After WW2 people slowly stopped wearing them and any other hats for that matter, now it is only the old who keep them.
>>73503068
this is sad
>>73502013
Honestly Japanese is the best
>>73502646
I think of you as faggy skinny men with no muscles smoking a fag like the fags you are
>>73503126
Almost every morning. Not everyone do that though, but many do.
>>73503049
I'm Portuguese
>>73503212
Oh, damn, can you at least pretend to be offended ?
>>73503190
>skinny
>manlet (182 cm)
>not particularily faggy
>some muscles
>don't smoke
meh
>>73502093
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tTuAiZxLw4
>>73503274
it's impossible to be offended or intimidated by the french
>>73503356
The same applies to you.
Not lots of people can be intimidating.
>>73502093
>says the nazi
>>73502013
h-haha what a b-bunch of faggots
>>73503475
k
love you
all the best and lots of kisses
enjoy the rest of your day
bye xxxxx
>>73503563
u kno wat
thank u
i like u
u good person
have nice day
babye
>>73503190
And i think of americans as fat rednecks on theirs mobility scooter shooting a gun And waving a flag
>>73503629
lol
>>73503737
I could show you a chart on how 1/3 of your country is overweight 1/3 obese but all you gotta is look at your belly fatso.
>>73503274
I don't like baguettes
>>73503827
the average height for men in your country is shorter than the average height for women in mine lol