*blocks your path* 1. your country 2. how do you react? 3. how

poland
kick it and move along
kick it and move along

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>>73493130
"""test""" some nuclear weapons on it

>>73493130
Flag
Stab him
Stab him

>>73493130
Poland
Kick it and move along
Kick it and move along

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>>73493130
1. upside down poland
2. congrat them on their victory in 1932 and export them to that continentlet near SEA
3. cook for dinner

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>>73493130
Russia
kick it and move along
kick it and move along

1. Flag
2. I always have a knife with me. I would kill it
3. run away

>>73493130
Flag
Roll him over with a rice harvester
Truck him

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>>73493130
Barbosa Caliphate
sneak past it
kick it and move along

gun
gun
gun

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>>73493130
sapin
befriend him and take over australia
run

>>73493130
fuck you
cry
hit it with bat/newspaper or throw stones at it

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>>73493130
Flag
Run away in absolute shock
Run away in absolute shock

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>>73494748

This thread is not to my liking, and I respectfully request that it is deleted. Please and Thank-you.

Flag
Kick in the beak and walk away while it's confuzzled
Idk

>>73493130
>Flag
>Climb a tree, humans can't outrun emu's at short range, and their claws are fucking deadly.
>Run away

Peru
Shoot it until it is no longer a threat.
Panic

>>73493130
Ireland
Take photos
Post it on twitter... and reddit for karma

>>73493130
Canada
Stare at it and slowly back away. Hopefully, if it's not aggressive it'll leave me alone when I back off. If aggressive, run to a thicket of trees and try to keep the trees between me and it.
Probably say "what the fuck" before booking it or getting kicked by the emu.

>>73496116
you re a fugging leaf so you would be eaten on the spot

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>>73496919
*blocks your path*

>tfw this can really happen, even in metropolitan areas

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>>73497200
revive the extinct moa and create the best chicken fight ever

>>73497200
Fun fact: out of all species of birds in Finland, capercaillies have the most combined biomass. Males can be pretty mental during mating seasons and harass people.

>>73496919
Good diss Spain! lol. Now go back to sucking English cock till you get Gibraltar back.

>>73497438
Running behind mama Britain like the good child you are again, hmm?

>>73493130
Dues Vult beast of Satan!

>>73493130
I don't know, they are creepy as fucks: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rrsrjYywY6Y

>>73493163
Sounds like the best course of action there cobber

>>73493130
>Sbain.
>Mildy wariness, it's a big bird.
>Probably it would try to touch it, Spaniards don't learn to fear animals unless skitters or crawls.

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What about this one?

>>73493130
"Wow, that's a big fucking Turkey."

fleg
kick it
kick it away

>>73498073
The Australian nightmare