In which country would you rather want to live in for the rest

>>73447808
UK. Germany feels oppressive and ebil, USA is full of dummies and negroes. UK has shit weather, but Brits are pretty much slavs who for some reason decided to stop being lazy. They drink a lot, they're gloomy and they hate everything, feels like home there

USA

>>73447808
Was that particular pic really necessary?

Germany

>>73447808
Wow they really got bigger penises compared to me.

>>73447808
USA definitely
USA has a huge variety of vastly different states to choose from
UK is a dreary shithole, that's why they pommies mass immigrate to NZ
Germany would be great, but is edged out by USA because America has way more options of places to live in

>>73447808
Midwest usa

Germany if I can manage to learn German.
Otherwise the US. The UK is cold.

The US is simply much bigger so you have more options to choose from. UK has best people. Germany is fine but I don't want to learn the language.

>>73447971
trust me Germany is also very dreary but without the sense of humour

>>73447971
So despite all the major problems that the USA currently has, you're deciding that it's a better place to live in just because of their number of states? What about political issues, privacy concerns, poverty, lack of a proper healthcare system, guns, high murder and incarceration rate, climate change denial and all this other stuff? Could you live with this for the rest of your life?

>>73447808
Germany. Guaranteed pussy and gibs

>>73448183
>implying you don't already know German

>>73448205
> political issues, privacy concerns, poverty, lack of a proper healthcare system, guns, high murder and incarceration rate, climate change denial and all this other stuff?
most of this stuff doesn't apply unless you're a nigger or spic

>>73448205
Have you visited the states?

Not OP, but having visited all 3 states would be the U.S.A by a 16 hour flight.

>Political issues
MAGA
>Poverty
Wouldn't affect me.
>Healthcare
Wouldn't affect me.
>Guns
Finally
>Murder
Don't live in Chicago, go live in the south west or North best states.
>Climate denial
Based.

The US is just a friendlier place to be, it puts a smile on your face along with the people.

>>73448268
Visited all 3 countries not states fuck.

>>73447808
Well I'm not exactly happy about it but probably the UK.

Germany is dull and America is fucked.

At least in GB there's a chance I can head out to some cozy English countryside and chill there, plus many aspects of life over there will be nice and familiar.

The weather and cramped-ness of it all would suck though.

>>73448229
I know it at a ~B1 level and could easily get it up to B2 and with time C1, but it will take many years before I become as fluent at German as I am in English.

USA

>>73447808
Germany because
schnitchet > hamburger > fish and chips

Also germans are mostly cool people unless they are caught in some genocide meme.

Germany

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>>73448205
>download one shit porn
>get 900 euro fine

>get beheaded by Syrians
>drink yourself to death
>landlord is worse than Orthodox Jews in New York
>what is spring/fall
>can only smoke extremely shit quality weed
>severe generational gap but everyone is a cunt regardless
>go on German vacation to dreary forest or boring castle, that's all

>go to German comedy special
>it's an AfD rally

Yea nah m8

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>>73448424
>schnitchet
Schnitzel?

btw, Hamburgers are a German invention

>>73448455
I said no memes allowed in this thread you retarded fuck

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>>73448509
German butthurt at its finest ladies and gentlemen

(Not a meme if it's true Hans)

>>73448473
Yeaaaa!

Schnitzel aka ŘÍZEK UBER ALLES!
For good snitchzel we can gas gypsies anytime together.

>>73447808
USA without a fucking doubt. Give me a nice log cabin in the Sierra Nevada or Cascades and I'm happy as a pig in shit.

>>73447839
Was about to say you have no idea how oppressive the UK feels, cos there's some seriously East German vibes at times, but then I guess you know exactly that and then some. :3

>>73447808
USA my dream to legally emigrate there

USA no doubt

>>73448584
>Sierra Nevada or Cascades
not bad, but I think it would be a bit lonely and boring at times

>>73448292
Well if you're moving out to the countryside cramped-ness shouldn't be an issue.

Germany.

Good arts (regularly led artistic innovation)
Good culture (rich)
Good people (chill)
Great language (formal, strict and beautiful at once)
Good nature (alps)
Good economy (4th largest)

>>73448197
Oh ok
Then USA is the only option out of the three for me

>>73448205
USA has a huge variety
There are tons of places that are perfectly safe and have super high living standards
There are also really shitty places in the ghettos

>>73447808
USA
You have more options compared to the UK and Germany

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>>73448584
>>73448849
I have a cousin who became a park ranger. He lives near a state park in California in a very seduced area. He does park very minor maintenance (roads, fences, signs, etc), gives short tours to campers, works the info-booth at the entrance, etc.

He isn't the sort to lie about such things, and he says that he has sex with a lot of girls who are camping. If he sees them having trouble setting up a tent or starting a fire, it's an organic way to approach and start talking to them. And if they hate camping because they're not outdoorsy, he offers to let them sleep at his house. And they usually have sex (because of the implication).

The cons to such life though are that all of his coworkers are insufferable greens, he needs to wake up at 4 AM for his job a lot, and he misses a lot of things from city life.

>>73447808
USA or UK, I don't really know, but I think the USA

>>73447808
USA, bigger houses, better weather.

>>73449345
USA actually

It has big houses, better climate, a so beautiful country and they are gun friendly.

UK.

Better NEET life than the US.
don't need to learn German.

>>73449448
British society is based very much around drinking and partying, NEETs are very much ostracised, worse than in the USA from what I've seen

>>73448205
blah blah blah. all those can be avoided if you're not fucking stupid dumb kraut. don't believe all the memes

>>73447808
Germany. it seems that germans have smallest dick of those three countries.
I don't want to have inferiority complex about mine.

Germany of course.
Great food (Schnitzel etc) and some of the best beer in the world.
Already visit twice every year.
The USA I have already lived in for 2 years.
Never again.

>>73449712
Where in the US did live and what is wrong with it?

>>73447808
USA, any region except for those irrelevant states in the center (Nebraska, Oklahoma, etc)

>>73447808
Good thread but why post this gay OP? Gay Twat.

Is the American North still like Twin Peaks and Northern Exposure? If yes, America.

>>73449746
First 6 months I lived in New York. Talk about rude people..
Them my job moved me south to Alabama for a while and finally Florida.
And for what's wrong with it?
Not gonna shit on your country completely, it has a lot of greatness going for it but for a Scandinavian it's lacking a lot.
Hard to explain. But a few things I can mention.
>Shitty healthcare (extremely expensive even with insurance)
>Crappy public transportation.
>Impossible to ride a bicycle to work without getting killed.
>Way too much religion everywhere.
>Everyone is loud. Volume 11 when speaking.
Etc etc.

>>73447808

If we germans stop being such cucks I'd rather live in germany, if things keep going this way I'd rather live somewhere in the midwest, somewhere far away from any major city.

>>73449970
Was ist los mit Deutschland?

>>73450023
JUDEN

>>73449318
Y O S E M I T E

Anyway, your cuz is a prick for rubbing it in my face like that. Gib job, cunt.

>>73450087
WeiBt du, wie Nazi das klingt? :)

Germany has annoying internet laws and autistic culture.

UK hates eastern europeans.

So USA I guess.

>>73450319
Deutsche sind die Japaner von Europa. Auf Punkt und entwickelt.

>>73450319
>Germany has annoying internet laws
Out of these 3 cunts, Germany's internet laws are the least worrying ones

>>73450319
What is VPN?

I would choose Germany.
Chill people, good cuisine, safe, high levels of living, the best beer in the world, educated society, good healthcare.

>>73447808
USA specifically Colorado.
>White
>Hunting
>Skiing
>Great agricultural sector
>Beautiful nature

Germany probably. Because at least you guys have normal food.

But all are fine.

>>73449430
>a so beautiful country
frog english lmao

Germany, if only because its health care system isn't specifically designed to kill you.

>>73447808
USA

>>73451530
add , tons of chicanos live there so i can speak spanish :)

USA probably.

Germany is great but it's so "great" that you don't have to worry about anything. Nothing dangerous ever happened in my life. It's boring as fuck.

Not UK because the people there aren't right in the head.

>>73452657
>I want to get shot by a black person
the post

UK or the US, I don't care as long as I'm not in the same country as ultrafag OP.

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>>73453029
Then why does the USA pull on Germany's pants if they are so straight? And why is the UK watching like a pervert?

>>73447808
Why live on an island with ugly women when you can live in the heart of Europe

>>73447808
The UK.
I'm not a huge fan of the German language and I can't stand americans.

>>73449945
>>Shitty healthcare (extremely expensive even with insurance)
Dr. Jew has to pay off his yacht

>>73447808
USA hands down

>UK
Cucks

>Germany
Fighting with sweden to see who is the patron saint of cuckery. Actually winning the war.

>USA
It is big enough to find a place that you can live without dealing with libtards, redneck conservatards and black guetto people..

>>73447808
TINY
GERMAN
WILLY

>>73454970
Now we know why their women like refugees so much lol

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>>73454970
that's pretty gay of you watching other men's penises

>>73455012

>>73447808
UK
Can probably find some relatives to live with, honestly.

>>73448205
All those things depend greatly on each state.