>need to pee >roommate occupies the bathroom >i

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>>73413283
>need to pee
>too lazy to go to bathroom
>i pee in bottle

>>73412942
Why not, ya know, go outside? You do own your own land correct?

> go to a public bathroom
> all the stalls are taken
> have to pee next to other guys
> i just stand there with my dick in my hand and nothing comes out

I-im not the only one, r-right?

>>73413632
The neighbours would see my peepee

>>73413701
Yes

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>>73412942
>need to pee
>don't want my parents know that I'm awake at 4 am
>i pee in flowerpot
I'm 22, and my parents are controlling because they are sick of me being a looser in career, girls, friends, all...

>tfw live in a house with ensuite bathrooms
>can take as much time as I want on the toilet and in the shower
Feels good man

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>german """"""""""""""""people""""""""""""""""""

>>73413952
does pee kill flowers?

>>73414021
yes

>>73414250
Poor flowers

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>>73413701
there's a trick I derived

everytime I need to pee like that, or even at public stalls when I'm alone, I say in my mind 'mister Morpheus, I'm here to piss on your face'. You can obviously use a different phrase. Seems to work.

>go to public restroom
>ample open urinals
>guy takes the one right next to me
>starts a conversation

Is this normal in your cunts, cause it's fucking off-putting as shit.

>>73413795

And? Hell the neighbors girl saw my dick just last week and smiled and waved at me. Don't be so damn sensitive, it's only skin and meat like your arm.

>>73415812
I prefer not to show my dick. They have children that often play in the garden

>>73413952
It's loser mate not looser, I know you probably see a lot of stupid yanks spelling it as 'looser' online but that's wrong.