>>73412266
>your grandpa was a nazi
kek you must be old then

>>73412266
I wish mine was my grandpa was a faggot communist.

>>73412303
I'm 20

>>73412314
even worse mate. Commies are truly the scum of the Earth

my grandpa was a neet

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>>73412266
my grandpa was a fascist

>>73412676
t. alessandra mussolini

>>73412266
>>73412676

Based

>>73412314
>>73412610

Faggots.

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>>73412700
he fought in north africa against the anglos

>>73412303
if your grandpa didn't fight in ww2 or before you are underage and not allowed to post

>>73412676
Ask him stories about what he did, and tell us
I like hearing history

>>73413042
he's been dead for 10 years, he died when he was 92 years old, but he did share a couple of stories

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My papa was a factory manager. He was first in family to graduate high school and fought in Korean war

>>73412266
My great grandpa was one too and I'm not whining
t. bébé de bébé de violbébé

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>>73412266
Cool both my grandfathers fought in the Wehrmacht

My grandpa was a partisan and they took him to a concentration camp (not as bad as the ones they took thejews, I assume). His own cousin was the "warder" (not sure if that's the right word).

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>>73412266
>tfw learn grandpa is half Japanese

My grandparents were only nazis because they were forced to.

>>73412266
Both my parents gunned down Nazi scum.
Feelsgoodman

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>>73412266
>my grandfather fought in the brigate rosse and killed several fascist scum

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>mfw my grandpa was a freemason

>>73412266
My grandfather was a lawyer

My grand grandpa was a soviet spy (paзвeдчик)
Literally caught nazi scum officers and btfo'd them
Feels good

>>73412303

A lot of men have kids later in life

>caring
my grandpa was a commie and died a believer of anarcho-communism
I still love him and miss him.

Worried that you won't be able to live up to his name?

>>73412266
My grandpa was a syndicalist who managed to get a couple strikes going in his time. Not liked by the cops much but the people always sheltered him when he ran afoul of the law so he was pretty well liked.

>>73412902
In other words he was getting drunk and banging Ethiopian and Somalian girls.

>>73412303
>>73413027
This, fuck off underage

>>73412610

I literally keked

>>73412266
>French
>Nazi
I thought It's Vichy for french

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>>73412266
>tfw learned grandpa sunk nip ships in WW2

> mfw my grandfather is a kgb/fsb Colonel
> mfw my grandmother was designing fucking nukes
> mfw no face

>>73413642
>My grandparents were only nazis because they were forced to
As all Germans :)

>>73412266
grats

>>73415694
>G-Grandfather tank'd it up with Monty in North Africa

>>73416071
My grandparents were rural farmers and my grandma always tells stories of how during the war they had Polish forced labour working there and the Polish men were actually kind of in charge because the German men were away fighting the war

My granddad fought the Japs in the Pacific. Spent a lot of time gunning them down in the Philippines.

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>my grandpa was a POW who worked as a carpenter in soviet

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my granpa invented electricity

>>73416308
>Polish men were in charge
JUST

>>73416308
>had Polish forced labour
My Grandpa was one of them :) But he was working at some trenches or military fortifications. German soldiers take him when they were retreating. He always said that the German people was mostly good. They care of him. And when Ruskis wins they gave him a bike only one that they had :) they told him hey Pole go to your homeland, Grandpa took the bike but few minutes later he met some russians soldiers and they stole the bike :D

>>73416665
a-are we k-kangz now?

>>73416308
WODKAED

>>73413552
I think the word you're looking for is Commandant.

>>73416741
>germans steal bike from dutch
>germans give bike to pole
>russkis steal bike from pole
wew

>>73416820
hahaha nice eh?

>>73412303
What about if you just have small generational gaps?

For example.

My child is 4.

I am 22. My wife is 20.

My Dad is 39. My Mum is 37.

Bunch of more or less reluctant followers of uncle Addy.

>>73416308
>They banged my country I banged their wifes kurwa

WE WUZ ARYANZ AND SHIEEETZ.

>>73416867
your dad is 39 and already a grampa?
wtf, I'm 36 and don't have a kid yet

>>73413027
Im 20 and my grandpa was born when WW2 ended

>>73416957
That is weird frogman.

>>73412266
And?

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>op's grandma

>>73416867

you lot replicate like orcs

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>>73412266
>grandpa was a dentist in ww2

>>73417262
They don't got any crimes nor proofs and nazi is not a crime.

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>>73412902
>tfw great grandfather killed 3 Italians at Tobruk

>>73413208

wow, high school eh?

>>73412266
my grandpa was born in 1939

>>73412266
My grandpa was a Grand Master

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>tfw all my grandparents were small children during the war

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>Euros call their double-dad "grandpa"

lmao

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My grandpa fought in Vietnam. No wonder he was rough on me growing up.

>>73415005
No, just mad that he was a fucking traitor. Not regretting him.

>>73415693
He was an alsatian and enter the german's army by his own will

>>73417127
DELET

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>>73417485
Yeah he was the only one of his 8 brothers and sisters that did. They were all peasants

>>73412266
My grandpa was a farmer and my great grandpa was also a father. Pretty much all my grandpa's have been farmers/fishers.

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>>73413640
My grandpa was full japanese actually.

>>73419898

oh, you're alsatian?

no wonder you have identity crisis and severe french nationalism overcompensation

>>73420386
Half alsatian

also
>american flag
talk about identity crisis
or even identity
lmao

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>>73418496
Mine were 14 years old, my grandpa tried to join the army but they wouldn't let him

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>>73416867
>becoming a father at 18

>>73420482
My Nan's house got bombed in east London so after the war she moved to Essex

>>73420469

with that whataboutism you sure you'ne not a russian?

it's pathetic really, alsatians have been totally cucked out of their identity

>>73413027
what up gramps, did you fight in WW2 aswell?

>>73412266
Nazis were pretty shitty people. But a french nazi ? That's like the lowest fucking creatures i can think of. A traitor to his own nation, bowing down to a german leader that, if you read his works, clearly think of the french as a people that need to be kept in check, and are the eternal enemies of the german people

Quite probably the primordial cuckold we're dealing with here.

My grandfather was an Albanian Muslim

>>73412451
Dude I'm 20, and my great-great-grandfather (!) fought in WWII

>>73420955
Did he speak Albanian?

>>73421069
How old was he?

Abuelo shot commie prisoners during the civil war

>>73421128
Yes, he also spoke English and Turkish

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here's a book that would anally devastate OP

>>73413706
Why don't Americans celebrate Easter?

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>>73421397
Intradesting

>>73421199
29 in 1941

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>HE WAS A NAZI , BUT NOT ANYMORE, HE WAS A NAZI LIFE EVENS THE SCORE
>HE WAS A NAZI
>BUT NOT ANYMORE
>HE WAS A NAZI

>>73421604
Is that you John Wayne?

>>73412266
I know the feeling, mine was one too

>>73421455
How? you probably didn't even read it

>>73421946

clearly not, that's only why I bring it up...

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>>73412266
>a FUCKING NAZI
You don't deserve this premium heritage

>>73416665
Tesls was serb REEEEEEEEEE

>>73422235
He was Austrian and therefor German

>>73416867
Good job polan, keeping the whiterace stronk!

>>73420955
Absolutely disgusting

>>73416867
>he only has 1 child

My great grandfather might have been in the NSDAP.

My other great grandfather was a jew and got killed in a concentration camp.

Very little is known about my great grandfathers because ironically the documents and belongings of both were burned to protect the rest of the family.

My grandmother didn't even tell anybody about her jewish father until 10 years ago. Hid through the entire Nazi regime in plain sight.

My other grandmother casually mentioned that her dad was a painter and made a Hitler portrait they had to burn so the allies wouldn't find it.

My grandfather was conscripted to the Wehrmacht no choice there.

>>73413190
My great grandpa died 10 years ago,

He was a very rich business man

>>73413479
>>fought in the Wehrmacht
>not fighting in the superior Schutzstaffel
>not exterminating subhumans
>not fighting the Mongol horde in the east
>not fighting in the vastly superior 5. SS-Panzer-Division „Wiking“
> I bet your grandfather couldn´t even recite all the verses of the Horst Wessel Song
>being this Untermensch

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>tfw granpda killed gooks in the Philipines

>>73423371
>he grandfather was a Philippine water-carrier

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>>73423362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MQhKOX69p4

In europe your ancestors were either nazis or got slaughtered en masse so stop bitching you pathetic surrenderfag.
Fuck off and stop obessing about your heritage like you're american or something.

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>>73423579
Nah he was a tank destroyer

>>73423635
on another note, can you suggest me some good german bands? I recently discovered Kraftwerk. "Wie Ich" and "Schüsse in die Luft" were pretty good. Is Kraftwerk very popular in Germany?

>>73412266
lmao my grandpa killed nazis

Neulich hab ich auf dem Dachboden 'ne Kiste entdeckt

>>73423943
Same, and italian fascists. Good stuff.

>>73416867
>My child is 4.
>My wife is 20.
I hope this is a hypothetical example
>>73417179
Sadly, we actually don't.

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>>73423932
>Is Kraftwerk very popular in Germany?
Yes and No.
Yes because everyone except for Ahmets knows this band. But no because only few actually listen to their music.
If you like Rammstein you will like Eisbrecher ("Ice Breaker") or Heldmaschine ("Hero Machine"), or give Tyske Ludder a try https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY06KvemhPg
Not an Ideal fan, but I kinda like early NDW (neue deutsche welle). Ideal has this this cynical early 80s feeling https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_vwYSZl4Xw I was just listening to this song, it's about getting shot at the Berlin Wall.
Tell me what you regularly listen to and I might find something for you.
Kraftklub and AnnenMayKantereit became quite famous in the last years, I don't like those hipsters tho.
But I do like Wanda (named after Vienna's most famous whore) from Austria https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FvpQYEcTXT4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7sAh6x-ss8
You could try searching Spotify for German artist's playlists. But 2bh totally honest I am very disappointed by popular contemporary German artists.
But some interesting sector bands like Tyske Ludder are German

>>73425010
how popular is welle erdball?

>>73412266
dude, tbqh, who gives a shit

also if it was when nazi germany was in power its ok. it was the right thing back then

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>My distant ancestors were conquistadors and probably raped and murdered natives
Tough shit

>>73425218

my distant ancestor commanded a parliamentarian army in Ireland in the 1600s

>>73412266
My grandfather was a partisan
My grandmother was a prvoborac (fought in one of the first fights)

On my mothers side:

Mostly traditional family, grandmother was a stay at home wife and grandfather served 50 years in the Yugoslav national army and was one of the only christians there, despite everyone else laughing at him and being atheist.

>>73425164
Never heart of Welle Erdball before, but I am certainly not the benchmark
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxhXQVFVa_g