When will time travel be invented so I can go back in time and

>>73410288
if I had access to a time machine, where would I go? A question commonly asked but an answer not commonly given.

I'd travel back to April of 1912 and set sail on the RMS titanic although with a few modern amenities and technology. I would dance and joke and eat and watch the clock as the titanic's period of blissful ignorance went unchallenged all the while teetering closer to the abyss. Perhaps by now you're thinking I will save the titanic, her crew and passengers with deliverance of an omen at the 15th hour, but, you are wrong. As the collision occurs and as ancient ice tears through steel, I will be in a pressurised scuba suit (albeit with a few alterations) climbing into a small submarine.

The voyage down to the inevitable grave, not being shallow its one semblance to an honour burial on land, was exhilarating. Upon reaching its final resting place identified 73 years later, I sat in wait. I looked at my watch and saw the time was close, so I began my final journey.

I exited the submarine in my modified scuba suit, that modification being a small rubbed sealed hole in the groin to allow my bollocks to be subject to the extreme pressures of the deep. The pressure itself had me salivating as my bollocks were being crushed under pressure like the creation of diamonds, fitting for the title of family jewels. I swam to the collision point deep in the Atlantic and lay there, saliva filling my mask. Finally, through a thick saliva filled mask, I see the titanic hurtling toward me, my bollocks more specifically. The bow of the ship that bought rose and jack closer to heaven

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I'm aware that Imgur.com will stop allowing adult images since 15th of May. I'm taking actions to backup as much data as possible.
Read more on this topic here - https://archived.moe/talk/thread/1694/