/asean/

Fuck this tropical climate

>>73369731
How can we kill the only non-country in ASEAN, Singapore?

>>73369700
>French colonies have their prosperity stolen.
That is true, in my first year of university. We held a get to know each other flat party in my place. I got to know some Algerian guy, he was nice he bough vodka. However, he started telling me about how he hates the French for killing his grandfather. He asked me if I was French and if I was, he would beat me. He was never invited ever again.

>>73369825
Marry the chinks, i believe

>>73369825
Because it has no rich country?

>>73369824
Me the seagull

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>people falling for the Asian values meme

>>73369825
But then who is gonna buy our water,electricity and veges?
We make a lot of profit selling them fruits that cost 3x the local market price.

>>73369889
I think you mean "history", and yes, Singapore has absolutely no history.

>>73369731
how can one goes to swimming pool or beach without getting hardon?

Hey lads, what do you think about this list?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)

>>73369967
Then what do you like about it?

>>73370016
PH is too high?

>>73369929
> profit
kek

>>73369986
higher your standards

>>73370036
None, i don't respect non-country.

>>73370016
This is easier:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_ASEAN_countries_by_GDP

>>73370081
That's too sad because Singapore is actually the richest country economy-wise in the region, corruption is non-existent and its environment is generally clean (they even banned chewing gums).

I keep feeling series of small quakes today but I asked my friends and they said they don't really feel it.


Am I being paranoid?

>>73370092
>>73370016

Too much GDP will lead to mental breakdown

>>73370130
Also they're the home of AFA, but I guess I'm the only one who cares here.

>>73370159
It's normal, has something to do with something in the ears, I think.

>>73370049
I want to say that in terms of purchasing power, Indonesia is technically top 10 and above UK. But even if we combine our power, we still can't defeat China.

>>73370130
You don't count tax haven as corruption?

>>73370210
>guess I'm the only one who cares here.
Only on /asean/, I believe there are many SEA anime fans who care about it.

> tfw hate chinks

>>73370260
Don't know much about corruption in detail, but my point stands:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corruption_Perceptions_Index

>>73370226
even if we strike at the right moment?

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>>73370159
Sorry, I'm just in your sister's room upstairs. We'll try to be much more quiet for you, kuya ;^)

>>73370483
>That white liquid
[spoiler]What is it?[/spoiler]

Malayanons, how is Sunway Lagoon like? Is it better than Legoland? Is it better than Splash Island or Star City?

>>73370324
It means that Singapore is one of the place for foreign companies to evade tax and where they save their assets. It is not technically corruption, but exploitable.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tax_haven

>>73370549
tiket mahal

>>73370549
mari KL, bagi bang main puki kau

>>73370130
He is mad that his sister got carried off here as a mail order bride

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>>73370908

>>73370314
Same. Can be friends with keling, bangla but chinks just avoid me

>>73370953
[spoiler]I don't understand the decision to turn Singapore into a triangle instead of a ball. Is it because the island's shape is symbolically shaped like a triangle?[/spoiler]

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>he plunged his penis into my sister's vagina
What did the Supreme Gentleman mean by this in his holy gospel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hH29WFUskK4

>>73371037
Please, stop using spoiler. It's clearly obvious doesn't work here.

>>73369731

I wish I was asian

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>>73370953
>Indonesia on diversity
>not the same as Malayia's atittude

>>73371099
It's Countryball.
What's the point of turning Singapore into a triangle instead of a ball. Is it because the island's shape is symbolically shaped like a triangle?

>>73370983

Funny, I still have Indian and bangla friends but I've lost contact with all my Malay ones. When they settled down and got married, they became extremely religious and do nothing but post SAW and PBUH on facebook everyday.

I had a friend who converted to marry a Malay girl and now he is boring as fuck. Can't eat pork, most can't drink anymore, its much easier to hang out with non-Muslims.

>>73371097
>His sister's bf look exactly like Elliot.

>>73371111
go away monkey
stop infesting my online games reee

>>73371163
Now this is good

>>73370260
Those taxes are reasonable though
>tax cigarettes
>tax casinos
>tax alcoholic drinks etc.

and besides, Singapore has a very efficient government that the Singaporeans can be rest assured their taxes are in the right hands and spent wisely.
Call it oppression of freedom but Singapore operates with good discipline. Compared the Philippines during 60s when we were actually rich, we truly are a laughing stock of Asia.

>>73371163
Well, unity is an non-negotiable price.

>>73371111
You were wishing of being an East Asian, not Southeast Asian.

>>73371272

Dutdut is a good leader and will restore the Philippines to its rightful place. He has a lot of respect here, unlike criminal Najib and sissy faggot Jokowi

>>73371163
Unity is Unity. That's why Soeharto is the best leader at his prime.

>>73371329
Dat rite.

>>73371272
>Singapore has a very efficient government that the Singaporeans can be rest assured their taxes are in the right hands and spent wisely. Call it oppression of freedom but Singapore operates with good discipline.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian_values

>>73370908
I don't have a sister. I just hate non-country.

>>73371173
Because Singapore is Jew of Pacific region & also not really a country. Go look up Israel ball (the jew of western). It's actually square.

>>73371331
It's a subjective opinion as to what people think of Duterte, some like him, some hate him. His macho man persona isn't going to bring salvation to the Philippines. Remember, to be a successful nation like Singapore, the people need to observe the law first and foremost, but literally everyone here in the Philippines including the president himself takes exemption of the constitution.


This is why we're just a shithole now. It doesn't take a president to change the nation, but the will of 100 million Filipinos to pursue change.

>>73371483
>Go look up Israel ball (the jew of western). It's actually square.
That one I can somewhat understand (Jewish Physics) but I find it weird in Singapore's case, since I saw most non-countries being depicted as balls too.

>>73371440
So are you implying here we aren't Asians?

>>73371470

Sorry, mother then?

I love countryball

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wvWchAFY43g

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apologise

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wtf indonesia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKTu5gX1g4Q

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>>73371569
This is perhaps the most sensible post that ever written by a pinoy.

>>73371625
No, you could function as a state of Malays in Malaysia, no a chink island.

>>73371483
>1st world rich nation
>call it a jew


You're trying to say Singapore should have just remained poor like rest of its neighbors huh?

>>73371610
Philippines should be considered a Western country.

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>>73371610
We going back to our siesta now, nuff said amigo.

>>73371708

>coming from Vietnam, province of China

>>73371667
It's actually sponsored by the makers of kamen raider.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BIMA_Satria_Garuda

>>73371659
Literally who?

>>73371667
I-it's not 100% Indumz, you know we can't manage things like that

>>73371713
Singapore hold some of my country money, fuck those parasite

>>73371749
went to perlis
literally looks like that pic

>>73371789
I am Vietnamese, and i speak Vietnamese. As far as i know, there is no Singaporean language, and you don't even have a history of unity agaisnt the colonial empire, like Indonesia.

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>>73371569
OBEY THE LAW
OBEY THE STATE
OBEY THE LEADER
OBEY THE CHURCH
OBEY THE NORMS
OBEY THE PARENTS

>>73371900
>As far as i know, there is no Singaporean language
There is none at all. The official languages in Singapore are the same as Malaysia, with Chinese and English dominating the linguistics.

>>73371831

That money was rightfully stolen by Indonesian politicians and businessmen, and anyway most of it has gone back after the amnesty

>>73371982
That is what i mean, Singapore was populated mostly by Malays since the Malay states began.

>>73371930
post more country balls

>>73372035
wtf i hate amnesty now

Laptop's internet won't work. Something do with the WiFi's IP configuration. Strangely, internet is working fine on my phone. Tried different fixes, nothing works. Great, just great.

PUTANG INA PURO EARTHQUAKE
WHEN WILL IT STOP

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Why is Singapore a triangle again (Israelcube I can somewhat understand for its Jewish physics, but this)? Even other non-countries are balls.

>>73372334
JESUS CHRIST STOP ASKING

THE REASON IS BECAUSE SINGAPORE SOUNDED LIKE TRINGAPORE TO THE GERMAN AUTISTS ON KRAUTCHAN

FUCK

>>73372323
only yuo feel it pinoy-anon?

>>73372334
Tringapore is a triangular shaped countryball, after Bermudatriangle. It is a sovereign Island city-state located in Southeast Asia. He is known for being a scientifically/technologically-advanced, "artistically" and culturally-diverse personality, things that are very strange.

>>73372373

So english is your first language?

>>73371272
That was the 50's actually

60's is the start of the decline
70-80 we became the laughing stock

Don't misinform

We are nowhere near Singapore back then since there are more other cities than manila

>>73372400
>Tringapore is a triangular shaped countryball, after Bermudatriangle. It is a sovereign Island city-state located in Southeast Asia. He is known for being a scientifically/technologically-advanced, "artistically" and culturally-diverse personality, things that are very strange.
Was its country size IRL also symbolically shaped like a triangle as well?

>>73372404
It's called Singlish, a botched mixture of Malay, Chinese and English.

>>73371569
We needed to separate if we want to become like Singapore

So we don't have rural people to bring or cities down

His tryahard machoness together with his misinformation just brings more uncertainty

>>73372425
Remember that the Philippines isn't the only formerly rich as fuck country by your logic. Burma is also rich before the start of military dictatorships as well.

>>73372451
No, it's kind of mis-shaped

>>73372528
We are never really that rich as fuck

Its a myth

Maybe when the Americans were still heavily invested here

We all returns to nothing

>>73371569
this

About 75% of Failippinos are fucking trash. Seriously Manny Pacquiao plans to run for fucking President and all the dumb retarded beggar plebs will likely vote for him. Afterall he won as a Congressman despite being a highschool dropout, that's some brillant Failippino logic right there. Some of our previous presidents are a fucking ex-convict, an action star, and a Chinese housewife who never studied politics. All the dumbass masses kicked out our greatest President who didn't fucking realize that the so called President made our country 2nd to Asia at that time now where on the bottom of the barrel. Then there's these retarded Muslim rebels and barbaric mountain tribes that doesn't do anything good for the country. And as much as I fucking hate the Chinese-Filipinos they are are actually making this country better compared to the natives.

TL;DR: Fuck all of the Failippino masses. If I can become a dictator I will wipeout anyone in the Philippines with an IQ below 90 and send them to a fucking concentration labor camp or force them to the military and they won't get any food if they don't join the army aka North Korea style.

>>73372567
>when the Americans were still heavily invested here
They are also responsible for building all sorts of infrastructure in South Vietnam as well.

>>73372595
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

>>73372595
Another obscure post from Bruneo.

Mutiara kata untuk /asean/ pada hari ini:

Jari yang mengorek lubang hidung
Akan tetapi lubang hidung merasa nikmat yang lebih
Bahkan tidak berpadanan dengan nikmat yang dirasakan oleh jari yang mengorek itu

Fikir-fikirkan, dan selamat beramal

>>73372680
Nothing obscure about it>>73372672

>>73372607
>About 75% of Failippinos are fucking trash.

Even Lee Kuan Yew recognised that the Philippines has better quality human material than Singapore, I need to find the quote somewhere. Among all Southeast Asians, only Filipinos can function on the same level as Westerners. Just as an example, the most famous Southeast Asian cultural exports to the US are Filipinos.

Its only because of bad leadership that they do not succeed. If Philippines had competent government, they would be the most powerful race without joke, better than Malays and Indonesians and certainly better than Chinese and Taiwanese.

>>73372607
>If I can become a dictator I will wipeout anyone in the Philippines with an IQ below 90 and send them to a fucking concentration labor camp or force them to the military and they won't get any food if they don't join the army aka North Korea style.
Sounds like reverse Pol Pot
[spoiler]Nice copypasta though.[/spoiler]

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>>73372758
>Spoiler tag again
>on /int/
STOP. PLEASE.

>>73369731
I haven't been to Sunway Lagoon in almost 20 years.

>>73372749
We are too forgiving according to him

>>73372749

Here:

>“Millions of Filipino men and women had to leave their country for jobs abroad beneath their level of education. Filipino professionals whom we recruited to work in Singapore are as good as our own. Indeed, their architects, artists, and musicians are more artistic and creative than ours. Hundreds of thousands of them have left for Hawaii and for the American mainland. It is a problem the solution to which has not been made easier by the workings of a Philippine version of the American constitution.

>>73372749
Government is the best representation of its people, attributing the failure of a nation to its leaders is a serious fallacy.

>>73372836
I have already read that copypasta once though.

>>73372749
And it will not happen because of these kind of mindset >>73372607 >>73372501 >>73371961

Singapore was just a port that started out of nothing and it was just and island smaller than Mt. Kinabalu yet they are now a financial hub of SEA.

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>>73372836
you look cute, why don't you take off that jumper like Frenchie-sama?

>>73371177
Why can't we just get along, anon?
>I plan on moving to Singapore or Penang, just somewhere urban and/or liberal enough for my taste
Can you handle another Melayu (han-looking)

>>73372400
Maybe cause Im a province fag in Batangas while the rest here are cityfolks

>>73372836
[Spoiler]it's gurl, so it's natural if she wants to hide something 'o anon[/spoiler]

>>73373089
[spoiler]Not all though.[/spoiler]

Sleep. Wagecucking at 6am - 6pm.

>>73372951
Excatly its a port island not even in bigger than manila
And its position is pretty much a must go for ship traders

It so easy to organize and enact laws.
It doesn't have any province to carry

>>73373070
hold on if it's not getting worse

>>73372736
thanks abang

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Sakurakoposter is bottom

>>73373221
Apa lagi kerja wageslave? Fast food, 7E, pe lagi?

>>73373240
There's just alot of weak quakes, every few hours now.

I've been told the term is quake swarm.
Dunno what to do now.

>>73373067
I wouldn't mind. For some reason there is a high rate of emigration of Malays out of Singapore to Malaysia (we don't know why this is happening, my suspicion is that it is easier to raise a large family and less stressful for kids there) and of Malays into Singapore (for work), so the population is becoming more Malaysian over time.

>>73373335
Kedai makan, kedai cino.

What do you think of Sci;ADV, VN-kun (the visual novel gamer)?

>>73373235
Speaking of ports,

Philippines is the most strategic location in Southeast Asia because it is the doorway to the Pacific Ocean and we could expand our investment in other industries, but as the Pearl of the Orient Seas, as we'd like to call ourselves during the early 20th century arrogantly, we didn't do it since we were already accumulating massive amount of profit from North Harbor in Tondo. Lee Kuan Yew diversified its investments and turned Singapore not only a bustling harbor, but also an airport hub.

And so you'd say we were never that rich back then, but Philippines is actually the first Asian country to have an airline, the only Asian country which 95% of the population had access to basic utilities like toilet, and we had massive amounts of opportunity right on our doormat. Administration inefficiency and the unruly Filipinos are the just cause why Philippines is such a failure right now.


Funny how there are some of you that actually thinks separation will resolve our issue.

>Tommorow is thesis consultation
>still haven't finished chapter 3

fugg...........

>>73373735
Are you Anindo?

>>73373735
What major?

>>73373789
no

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>>73373735
You probably can't sleep anyways with all that anxiety, it's either completing your thesis or stay here with us on 4chinks

>>73373797
Accounting, BoE

>>73373845
Lel, not exactly a major where you can just make a thesis out of your ass. At least it is on consultation stage.
What is it about?

>>73373845
lol

>>73373353
I guess you guys will be an extension of Malaysia after all

>>73373403
Aik, those types of restaurant pun gaji basic je ke?

>>73373845
Kek.
See >>73373912

>>73373912
>>73373947
pls don't be so meany guise

i'm writing about the impact of microtransaction practice to the profit of major vidoe games companies

>>73373845
>Accounting
my crush does that,at least she's cute apart from that, that degree is...

>>73374064
Write:
>There is two demographic that can be clearly lined out here
>People who refrain from buying DLC unless it's a worthwhile purchase (ex: Witcher 3 DLC's)
>Gullible people (children/manchildren) that leech of their parents income

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>>73374064
>Vidya DLCs
Kek, is it so hard to write that DLC is the manifestation of jewish greed that infested the industry which resulted in shitty garbage vidya games?

>>73374064
companies that persists with micro transactions actually turn me off and just walkthroughs on youtube instead of buying playing it myself

>>73374157
well my survey have all of them

my research conclude

>case study (like evolve dlc disaster)
>consumer behavior (survey)
>comparasion between the companies who use the practice and the one who is not using the practice (like nintendo who don't really use it vs activison blizzard and EA who really depend on it)

>>73373353
Time to move to the motherland, wong

>>73374261
look into paradox entertainment and their portrait and song dlcs lol

>>73374311
Those vehicle sims too. Train, truck, farm, etc.

>>73374261
How about those cancerous mobile and facebook games? Do they also included in your thesis?

>>73373651
Nope the goddies are in Africa and the middle east.

China can just buy pass us to get to those

Unless the pasific islands found mountains of oil

Again Singapore has not province or 100+ cities that it needs to carry

Being the first dosent mean shit tho and once again it was back when the Americans severe heavily invested I here

>>73374311
>only 2 years of financial report

i need at leats 5 period of financial report

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7YJZTh5Iu4
Well, flips do you agree?
>Oh let me warn all you Romeos out there. Do no I repeat do not get a girl from the Visayas or even mindanao. They are the scammers. On the dating sites and even on FB visa approved they are from Visayas. I am in central Luzon and the filipinas here are pretty much religious and they look down on the people of visaya. You see their postings on Visa approved, all they are happy about is getting their visa. Not once did they ever mention their husband or BF and say I can't wait to be with my BF. It is always about getting that visa. But with Trump he said that is going to change. They are going to tighten up, because they know many Americans get scammed from these filipinas. If ICE suspects the filipina got divorced right after her citizenship, they will take it and deport her ass. I can't wait to get the F out of here. It sucks to live here.

>>73374366
well yes it is, activison blizzard and EA have mobile divison

also microtransaction has two main sub-practice (DLC and in-app purchasing)

>>73373651
Were are only strategic during war times against the japs
Kek.

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>>73374261
I heard mobile games also have a lot of microtransaction.
Can't image that there are people throwing money over trivial things like mobile game waifus.

>>73374589
Wrong thread billy bob

>>>/int/mena

>>73374589
OwO what's this duck doing here?
>///< out of the way ducky!

>>73374382
>Again Singapore has not province or 100+ cities that it needs to carry

Ok then let's talk about countries of geographic size with 100 and above cities like Thailand and Malaysia which manages to overtake us in every aspect despite an undeveloped start at the end of Cold War.

>>73374637
They gain money by making its players be addicted to it and microtransaction is culmination.

http://www.cracked.com/article_18461_5-creepy-ways-video-games-are-trying-to-get-you-addicted.html

>>73374902
British infrastructure and education (indoctrination)

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>>73374902
Well, you can always blame the Spain amirite?

>>73375015
PANGAKO SA~YO!

>>73374902
>Thailend
That buffer land never been colonize. They're just dumb for still being developing country.

>>73374902
No oil ,no nothing
it also helps that half of the world's shipping passes through there

wish we could reroll starting locations

>>73374543
>Were are only strategic during war times against the japs

We are strategically located in the Pacific and the natural landscape of Manila made it a perfect harbor city of the Philippines. Belgium even lusted for the possession of the Philippines because the Philippines provides a lucrative boost to their economy just for being a port accommodating freight from Americas.

If you want an exact strategic war location in ASEAN then it's Laos because literally nobody goes there, Laos is as artificial as it gets in the manner of Iraq since there's really no historical basis behind creation of Laos.

>>73375015
POKPOK PAKANNNNNTOOO~~~TTT!

>>73375071
Do you watch be careful with my heart?

>>73375038
>blaming the colonial master that wasn't even the latest
I blame whatever the hell happened back in the 70-90s that fucked our economy.

>>73375129
Marcos or Aquino?

Was there a quake or was it just me feeling disoriented while fapping?

I dont know anymore

>>73375087
>there's really no historical basis behind creation of Laos.
Well, you just wait until one particular anon come and preach you about it.

>>73375183
Imelda

>>73375183
A bit of both. Well, at least the current generation is a bit better. We're off for a comfy ASEAN ride malay.

>>73374902
We got the crazy Mahathir that pushed Malaysia from an agrarian country straight into the industrial age. But as a result we skipped the pre-industrial era in between resulting in a disparity in mentality between different layers of people.

>>73375126
I didn't, I watched pangako sa yo because my big sis always controlled the tv when it aired.

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>>73374995
As well as common enemies since every neighbours want the anglo puppet dead.

>>73375075
>That buffer land never been colonize

People always assume Thailand as a buffer between French and Britain that got really lucky, but it doesn't mean it was bullied by encroaching Western powers at that time. Look, Thailand may have enjoyed an era without experiencing direct colonial control, but threats from Great Britain made it lose great amount of territory -- Perlis, Kedah, Kelantan, Trengganu.

Thailand is as untouched as how Laos was, except Laos was created because French thought the fleeing Chinese from the civil war settling in Laos would meant profit and economy.

Andai permata jadi hiasan
Jariku mudah sembuh lukanya
Bagai sutera dalam lukisan
Hidupku indah warnanya
Baru menuntum kemboja rimbun
Mekar harumnya seri halaman
Hendak ku minum mustika embun
Agar tersua idaman

Pintaku padamu bintang
Kirimkan aku sinarmu
Moga jadi kencana
Hiasan kasih dijiwaku
Pesanku padamu sayang
Bawalah pulang hatiku
Moga kan selamanya
Engkau bernafas disisiku

>>73375258
the original or the remake?

makan cibai

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>>73374902
Not go sound hopeless here but who are we a gateway of
That is rich enough and important enough to rival India and chinese trade

The USA? That can get their oil without us

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At least you guys have A LOT expensive of shoes

>>73375325
Didn't know that there's a remake

>>73375278
According to Sukarno, the formation of Malaysia is purely intended as the puppet of British imperialist (that guy has massive hate boner towards western power).

>>73375087
We are strategic base against the japs at that time

You are just thinking of manila btw

ITT: Flipanons discussing ways to improve their cunt
What about us, Malaysia?

>>73375087
>Laos is as artificial as it gets in the manner of Iraq since there's really no historical basis behind creation of Laos.
Then what's the point of creating Laos in the first place?
In 14th century, the first king created the Kingdom of Lan Xang and lasted until 18th century after continuous invasions by Siam, Dai Viet and the Khmer Empire. The 18th century until the colonial acquisition make way for Lan Xang to get split into the three kingdoms of Luang Prabang, Vientiane and Champassak. Laos becoming a French protectorate resulted in Thai taking radical changes in national identity.

>>73375415
You can start by annexing Singapore and Brunei, since they are pretty much Malaysian clay.

>>73375129
90s is actually when we recovered
>>73375183
70s was still marcos shitty time

>>73375415
I think we've some discussion on that at www.reddit.com/r/malaysia

>>73375415
you're alright,just be yourself

>>73375376
there is,it has Kathryn bernardo in it

Told ya.
>73375459

>>73375258
And that crazy guy made Malaysia a world's top ten tourist destination. Petronas Tower even became the very symbol of memento when you talk about Malaysia. Malaysia is even way diverse than Philippines is, yet Malaysia managed to be an emerging industrialized country.

>>73375459
KEK.
According to keikaku.

>>73375415
Sleep early, wake up early, prepares early, success

>>73375527
Also the first ethnic group that populated Laos at the start of the first millenium are not the Lao Loum but Lao Theung.

>>73375415
Both ruling and opposition are the same in nature, only pandemonium awaits us.

>>73374902
Thailand has a more unified culture that binds them
And those ancient aliens tier toursim temples are no joke and brings in the money
I do hear sentiments about only Bangkok gets everything

Malaysia is like Singapore lite
They too benefit from that location also Indonesia

>>73375415
What's there to improve? Were #1 right now.

>>73375523
Our data is skewed because we includes Singaporeans. In 2016 alone we recorded 13 million of tourist arrival from Singapore (which only have a population of 5 million people).

>>73375472
>Brunei
>Malaysian clay
No.
Borneo island is a kingdom of itself. Seperation from that greedy peninsular is the best way.
>flip
Not so fast.

>>73375342
If china they builds an island port in the shoal no one will stop by here anymore

Has anyone else read the comments in this thread >>73371677? What do you think?

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>>73375403
He is not wrong, British companies held ownership over much of the land but forced nationalisation will result in "liberation" hence we had to raid the London stock exchange and abuse a loophole in 1981 to end neocolonialism.
Too bad mastermind like Tun Ismail only pops up once every century.

>>73375650
South Thailand begs to differ

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>>73375722
>Not so fast.
Then we can do it slowly

>>73375752
That's just a bait thread

>>73375752
Don't spread your third wave feminism bullshit here, go away leaf.

>>73375766
Any Thais here want to answer this?

I'm comparing it to ours

>>73375752
No. Not interested and please leave, Leaf.

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>>73375771
>this pic
Cute and lewd.

That made me wonder but out of all the pic-related characters, which one is the most lustful?

>>73375826
As a diaspora I am entitled to post here

>>73375472
Can we invade you too for a GroßNusantara?

>>73375494
Been there a few. Mostly news and tourists innit?

>>73375516


>>73375569
conforming to society s.m.h. t.b.h. d.e.s.u

>>73375590
We need a civil war. Dibs for an anarcho-syndicalist commune faction.

>>73375677
>not being a revolusionary
boo

>>73375756
Truth be told, thanks to the work of Suharto, most of our oil resources are now under the control of foreign company, especially Caltex. At least he annexed Timor and keeping us unified despite a centralized development in Java.

>>73375771
Filthy. Headhunting season is open!

>>73375889
Why don't we just combine forces to create Majapahit ver 2.0 ?

>>73375752
I don't really care, sorry Canada.

>>73375884
Once a leaf, always a leaf. Leave us alone domics.

before the next election i will have a contact with gerindra to show them about presentation about how to winning election with meme for millenial like just donald trump did

wismilak guy

>>73375884
"Diaspora" is another less evil term for "traitor" and "coward". So, still NO.

>>73376019
But you need to meme'd Anies first.

>>73375883
the quiet one

>>73376067
no time for that again

>>73376019
Incidentally elections will soon take place in my country. Give me a pro-EU, centrist politician as the president please.

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Filipinas will try their best!

>>73375415
Climb your way into position of power, learn, gather like minded allies then make changes or push for reform no matter how small. As they say 'sikit-sikit lama-lama jadi bukit'.
If you are still a student then getting yourself an overseas scholarship is a good start since the other folks are mostly well connected people who can provide you lessons beyond our biased media.
Its not a happy life though.

Good evening

>>73376103
Prabowo said that if you want him as the president then you need to have Anies as governor.

>>73376078
In terms of busts (from largest to smallest):
Laos, Cambodia and Thailand in the small chest category (AA-A cup).
Philippines, Vietnam, Singapore and Myanmar in medium chest category (B-C cup).
Indonesia, Malaysia and Brunei in large chest category (C-D cup).

To be honest, I keep seeing these Filipinos mocking themselves and other nationalities when they can't take a look at their own backyard. I know this is a shitposting central website an all but you can generalize what kind of culture we have compared to the Indonesians, Malaysians, and Singaporeans and why we just operate on hindsight.

I wanted to discuss some good ASEAN 18th to 20th century history with you people but being lambasted by random me v.s. them Filipino tirades doesn't really help promote healthy discussion in this general.

>>73375650
>unified culture that binds them

This makes the existence of countries like Laos, Indonesia, Malaysia, Singapore, Burma, and the Philippines moot.
Just for your information, most of these countries have different ethnicity and distinct culture throughout their country. Even during the pre-colonial times, Srivijaya existed out of being different without any concrete symbol of unity aside from breaking apart as a Chinese vassal, that's why they had a lot of capital cities (which serves as the main trading port during their time) throughout their existence, and they exist solely as a merchant empire. Singapore, without any historical or cultural basis, was populated by people of different ethnicities as well - Hakka, Indians, and Malays.

Indonesia exists for being Indonesia, Malaysia exists for being Malaysia, and you're implying we can't exist because we have nothing to bind us, this is beyond idiotic.

Not sure if you're self-hating or ultra-materialistic about prerequisites of being a country.

>>73375889
>muh revolution
Grow up.

>>73375957
>majapahit
No. Too mouthful, spewing pooloos and sounds bitter.

>>73376106
MACRON
A
C
R
O
N

>>73376137
Also, read Mein Kampf.

>>73376196
Additionally I don't want to see Brexit coming for real.

Any1 wan 2 play chess? i'm not that good though

>>73376067
Not Jakarta fag nor anies/ahok fag. but, I think Anies will win this election.
>Just because Ahoker is louder, doen't mean their support is grow stronger

>>73375883
wow Francine you're really going through with lewd Asean huh? What are you, a smut screenwriter?

>>73376137
Phew, probably not my route but I'll be the best right-hand man.

>>73376177
Well, what have you been doing to make Malaysia a better place? Or do you just go on with your day to day life giving fuck all

>>73376427
Paid my tax.

>>73376374
It's the majority vote
Socrates is right, we shouldn't give unqualified people right to vote

>>73376365
Funny how I used to play chess but I'm not very good enough. If you want to play chess, just read the book instruction (if you have one) and maybe have a tutor to do so, I don't know.

>>73376160
How about personality?

>>73376374
I'm not even in Jakarta and don't give a fuck about the election. But it is clear that Jakarta needs a competent leader with relevant background as governor, Ahok fits the bill but Anies is a fucking failed minister who just use the fanatics vote to secure his governorship.

>>73376427
>What are you, a smut screenwriter?
Because I did watch plenty of ecchi anime before so naturally I will try to incorpore some fanservice in the eventual battle harem story with ASEAN countries depicted as girls who I described in detail in the last thread. By lustful I mean a girl who basically acts like she can sexually tease the characters (regardless of gender) for humor or fanservice.

>>73376236
well choose macron then, he want to challenge germany so france will be euro dominat power again in EU

he said he want EU to reform the system

>>73376365
How about Salpakan?

>>73376439
Fair enough

>>73376534
This

>>73376467
watched youtube chess everyday, haven't reached 1500 yet

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>>73375957
I don't want Malays to become minority.

>>73376534
clearly anies being replaced because he doen't follow what jokowi wants, same like rizal ramli

>>73376584
>Salpakan

is that a region or what?

>>73376607
It's not about minority or not, it's about unity and how we can restore the glory of Nusantara.

>>73376534
he is replaced because he want to end UN (Ujian Nasional) policy

>>73376682
as far as history tell, it was out of war and shiet

>>73376441
What I see is Ahoker underestimate Jakarta's Muslims so much. The more Ahoker vocal about religion related themed speech It could be the more stronger Anies position become.
Muslim is still the silent majority, no matter what.
Just like US election when Trump got elected.

>>73376534
I'm not debating who are fit and who are not.
I'm just saying that Anies have higher chance to getting elected.

>>73376630
So?
It doesn't mean that he is credible for governorship, simply because he is incompatible for the cabinet of minister.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1zdTABm-O8

>you are driving along SLEX with your qt gf, going on a wonderful vacation
>then, suddenly 4:27 happens

wat do?

>>73376161
I'm not I'm just being realistic we have no strong "own" cultural sense that binds us

We also don't live in thse era anymore those countries have strong nationalisim through culture
And for the most part religion

>>73376682
Nusantara was never a thing and only existed in Gajah Mada's wet dream

>>73376745
True, and I'm just voicing my aspiration about Jakarta.

>>73376682
I dont want unity. It's a masked term for legalizing exploitation. Seperatism please.

>>73376745
>The more Ahoker vocal about religion related themed speech It could be the more stronger Anies position become

B-but ..

>>73376777
It's a dream, yet very possible

>>73376161
>Indonesians, Malaysians,
I can generalize these desu

>Singaporean

Yeah its chinese

>>73376492
Brunei: Quiet and understanding nadeshiko
Burma: shy, prosperous and kind of anxious at times
Cambodia: cheerful but ditzy and troubled hajidere
Laos: Silent yet friendly dandere
Indonesia: Confident yet clumsy oneesan
Malaysia: Strong-willed tsundere
Philippines: Energetic but klutzy genki
Thailand: Hyperactive bokukko
Singapore: Serious, hardworking yet arrogant ojousama
Vietnam: Bespectacled and bookworming kamidere

>>73376764
go away, Norcuck. no reason for you to come back here since you and #nofilter already have broken up.

>>73376761
you really don't know how this gove shit work m8

anies is replaced because he want to end UN (ujian Nasional) policy: See USBN

Ramli is repaced because reclamation

What Jakarta need is not a governor but a king.
#bringbacksultandemak
>>73376534
>ahok fits the bill
Kek

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>>73376871
>you and #nofilter already have broken up.
wtf sauce?

>>73376868
>Brunei: Quiet and understanding nadeshiko
Never been to Brunei, I see.

>>73376829
true unity can only be achieved by abolishment of cultural identity.
Exploitation can be mitigated by capable government.
Separatism from nusantara will only lead to failure, see Timor Leste.

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>>73375342
If only we are just one island and its Palawan

>manageable land area
>surrounded by resources
>no earthquakes

The only risk is Chinese take over but everyone fears that

Fixed version:
Brunei: Quiet and understanding nadeshiko
Burma: shy, prosperous and kind of anxious at times dandere
Cambodia: cheerful but ditzy and troubled hajidere
Laos: Silent yet friendly kuudere
Indonesia: Confident yet clumsy oneesan
Malaysia: Strong-willed tsundere
Philippines: Energetic but klutzy genki
Thailand: Hyperactive bokukko
Singapore: Serious, hardworking yet arrogant ojousama
Vietnam: Bespectacled and bookworming kamidere

>>73376853
the last news about the chink is he made a new campaign video about difference and tolerance

funny thing his content is full of stereotypes

>>73376829
>Seperatism

as far as i know it's a mask for doll country

>>73376969
Then how do you describe personality in each ASEAN girl? Sorry if my own version of characters sounded loose.

>>73370016
GDP is a meme.
It doesn't clearly explain the situation of the country wholly. GDP per capita is better way to explain it.

>>73376885
You don't understand my point you dense fuck.
All of your statement doesn't imply his capability as governor.

>>73377001
Link please?

when it is about white woman, i found it attractive if she is small and has petite body, but whne it is about asian, i want the one with tall body with big breast

>>73376861
>>73376161

Islam is more totalitarian Christianity is not unless you join a cult like the INC

It also helps they still have their own non westenized culture intact

Indochina were gommie states one this and one that policy

>>73377075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNniB6bcklc

Confederation is the way.

>>73376995
Autismo

>>73377066
His poster in jakarta is all about school & education

It's not what jakarta needed

but all aside, we just need to move the capital

>>73377066
cappability is invalid variable in here

why because the one is the new one and the other is the one with the throne

what are you asking to me is different cappabilities, one is capability as a minister and the one is capabillity to rule jakarta

as a minister , his age is too young to be replaced but the replacing thing about him is too fishy

for ahok's capability, he has too much controversial and shit

>>73377270
>we just need to move the capital
Which would be it?

>>73376764
>wat do?


you dont drive allong slex

>>73377161
> Negara pancasila benar-benar hadir di jakarta

what does he mean by this ?

>>73377270
Where? I just think that we need to need to separate between a commercial capital and government capital.

>>73377312
Putrajaya

>>73377312
>>73377344
Manokwari

>>73377304
Okay, one cannot predict about the future.
But maybe you can compare between his visions or promises and Ahok's, see which one is more reasonable and actually applicable for Jakarta.

This reminds me of Agus and his "floating city."

>>73377410
Why does your city name sound so Sanskrit desu?

>>73377312
How about Malaysia?

>>73377526
>nipples

>>73377502
well i voted for agus actually,

sad, seems gov tryto mess with him by using slyvi case and antasari

> mfw we make Malaysia culturally enriched

>>73377526
Helo Lama.
We were used to be a Hindu empire called Majapahit. The influence is still visible as of today.

>>73372607

You need to follow an Asian model that is almost guaranteed to work(see South Korea, Taiwan, Singapore, Hong Kong, Malaysia, and now Thailand, Indonesia and Vietnam. Japan and China are exceptions)
Open up to Foreign Direct Investments(FDI), boost infrastructure spendings, and focus on Science and Technology in education

As of now, countries like Vietnam has progressed tremendously economically because of their low corporate tax, massive infrastructure spendings, and attracting of foreign investors from Japan, South Korea, China, US and Europe to open factories to manufacture clothes, shoes, appliances, electronics, etc.
Their poverty rate has decreased by almost 40% in 20 years, and it's still falling.

I remember some US office in the 50's wrote a report how he despised Koreans for being lazy, trashy and irresponsible. Look at them now

tl;dr just build fucking train lines and let burgers, euros, gooks, nips even chinks have easier time investing in your country because you are not China or Japan
thansk for reading my blog

>>73377589
Hum desu

>>73377526
Because it is and Sanskrit sounds poetic in my ear, I like to use it in poem and writings

>>73377597
How about his dad's not so secret involvement as a way to establish his political dynasty.

>>73377609
Good desu.How are hindu treated in Indonesia desu?

>>73377631
> acceler8ed development

risky desu

>>73372749
>>73372892
This is actually sad to read because it's actually true from my experience ;_;

It all went JUST in the late 70's-late 80's

>>73377695
Pretty well, most of them are in Bali. They are the remnants of Majapahit.

>>73377695
Chinks?
some of us want to mate with them but they can't

>>73377631
Great story desu.

>>73373235
I heard that it was proposed to turn Subic into some sort of autonomous state like Hong Kong
Sounds bretty gud to me

>>73377756
So how common is conflict between hindus and muslims?

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>>73377776
Lel, miss by one.
>>73377777

>>73377161
The fuck? How can you even find this? It's only 313 viewers?
Anyway you're right.

Also, separating Indonesia from Islam as a whole (like in that video) is stupid as fuck.
Aside from US conspirasy, Islam is IN FACT have the biggest contribution in Indonesia's independence.

Just listen to this. I'll Red Pill you about Islam x Indonesia no one knows about:
>https://youtu.be/e0D1XXGVCJg?t=32m22s
Start in 32:22. Listen this like you listen one of your history teacher .

>>73377631
This desu. Too bad that won't happen here, or if it will, then it will be years from now.

>>73377807
None as far as I can remember, they have their own distinctive culture when compared to the rest of Indonesia. Since most of them are just resided in Bali, suffice to say that we were get along pretty well.

>>73377800
Then its only going to be good for subic
Proving all along we are better off seperated from one another

>>73374902
>Thailand
Large agricultural countr, okayish infrastructure and tons of FDI
>Malaysia
Strategically well placed country, great infrastructure and tons of FDI

>>73377869
> Islam quantum

what is this?

>>73377631
Basically we should stop being nationalistic bring back the bell trade , Langley sangley trade act an let foreigners fix our problems

We should stop caring about farmers and thier lands and junk agrarian reform chinks can probably develop them better without them

>>73377887
Well you've pretty good literacy population[I don't know about your population age group though].So i expect it will be soon.Yesterday when i was reading wiki i found out you were 2nd richest country in whole east asia only behind japan before that dictator fucked you hard.

Imagine a modern Philippines without Marcos ruining everything.

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Man, i wish i was educated

>>73378026
Just listen to it. It's good.
Hidden fact no one knows about.

>>73377681
that is totally a public secrecy that is common between the people , but then again, is it affect his popularity? no

then why suddenly his popularity get down after that cases? lel who know, *shaking gov hand*

>>73377959
>>73377631

Oh yeah, I forgot aswell

LAND REFORMS

All asian coutnries had huge land reforms in the mid 20th century that distributed lands from huge land lords to millions of peasants EXCEPT FOR THE PHILIPPINES

We all hear those shitty stories of Haciendas, and how despite plenty of farmers got their land back through the CARP(Comprehensive Agrarian Reform Program), they still had to sell it in the end because they didn't have the equipment and irrigation required to produce anything worthwhile

This also makes Righ of Way acquisitions for infrastructure harder and more time-demanding

>>73378026
It's the combination of quantum particle physics and Islamic theological dogma.

Pretty much something that would be said by something that don't understand both of them.

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>>73378118
Kek