>be me >casually walking through town >suddenly 2 american

more importantly
why are germans so autistic?

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>>73362227
>this triggers the kraut

>Be me
>American tourist ask for help
>I tell them to follow me since I couldn't quite tell them that good where the place were
>They thank me and give me 20 bucks
I love Americans tbqh

>>73362227
>Jägermeister
>Implying we know what it is

>>73362321
>he doesn't know what Jägermeister is

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>>73362321
>he hasn't had Jägermeister
This better be bait

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>t. shy German boy
cuuuuute*^*

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>tfw you send an American tourist the exact wrong way on purpose

Americans can't stomach liquor but otherwise trustworthy story

they are loudmouthed barbarians, just like muslims!

>>73362313
>tourists in Albania

>>73364022
This

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>be me
>casually walking through campus
>hear two guys walking behind me speaking German
>turn around, both are shitskins
>mfw even German diaspora aren't German

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>be me in seychelles
>casually walking on beach
>some little creole girls walk up and ask to have a picture taken with me
>pic taken, they run off giggling
>expect something was stolen
>they actually just wanted a picture with me
>mfw i am white man - powerhouse and lord of the earth

had a similar run in with some maori girls in NZ. i'd never touch these shiksas but it feels nice to know i'd be desirable somewhere in the world

>>73364250
>didn't expect payment in return
Nice proxy

I hate all tourists. They need to go.

>>73362227
>The Joke of the day.

>>73362227
Americans are social animals, to say the least. A lot like Americans.

As an autist here, I'd probably fit right in in Germany

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>>73364250

>mfw i am white man

you actually believe this?

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>>73364399
>6 in the morning

PPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

KAAAAANKER!!!!

>in london
>american tourists approach
>"do the voice!"

umm wtf no

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>>73364250
>white man
>that flag

>>73364513
I bet you still do it lmao

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>>73364022
>italians are proud of all the american tourists in their country

>>73364250
>white
>Jew
Pick one

>>73364250
We all know you're a brown Mizrachi.

>>73364385
why would he charge them for that
every photograph of a living Jew is a victory lap

>>73364502
Probably drug tourists from germany, france etc. because DUDE.....WEED...LMAO

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>>73362378
>sweet liquors

underage b&

>>73364822
I didn't say it was good. It's absolutely horrible. But that doesn't change the fact that Jägermeister is well known internationally

>>73364910
Your fabricated facts dont really matter.
Not even east Germans know Jägermeister. That french anon didn't know aswell.

Case closed.

>>73364988
Everyone here knows what it is 2bh

>>73365024
didnt expect less from a bunch of gazoline sniffing abbos.

Bravo

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>>73363994
Amerifats are basically christian muslims.

>>73365049
Like everywhere else in the world, no one drinks it except for underage faggots.

Don't get butthurt because of your lack of common alcohol knowledge.

>>73364988
Bist du bescheuert? Of course they know Jager.
Hast du nie einen amerikanischen Party Film wie American Pie oder Hangover gesehen? Fuck manchmal schäm ich mich für meine Landsleute hier

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>>73365184
>schämt sich für seine Landsleute weil sie American Pie nicht gesehen haben

>>73364537
>>73364635
>>73364643

I was a white man for a day, why won't you let me have that. :(

>>73365345
He's probably ashamed of you being unable to understand how people from other countries would know about Jagermeister because of the popularity of said movies.

>>73364476
*a lot like Australians
lmao

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>>73365077
Missing your arch yet, fag

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>>73364606

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>Not taking photos with Americans